[XXL]

aar0nmaxw3ll Wrote:

Im havung trouble identifying shit tests

In short it is when she messes with you. You should feel it a gut that somthing is wrong as it happens. If you dont feel it you will feel the consequences latet for sure.

[the Thing]

Texted a chick I made out with and number closed on a night out for a date. Got this after a couple texts back and forth:

"Just wanted to check, were you the guy that was from <hometown> and doing <profession>?"

I replied with a simple "yeah that's right" so I might have lost this one. Should I have went with "lol how many <first name>s do you meet per night?" or something else?

[kaotic]

(03-01-2017 11:33 AM)the Thing Wrote:  

Texted a chick I made out with and number closed on a night out for a date. Got this after a couple texts back and forth:

"Just wanted to check, were you the guy that was from <hometown> and doing <profession>?"

I replied with a simple "yeah that's right" so I might have lost this one. Should I have went with "lol how many <first name>s do you meet per night?" or something else?

"No, I'm that stripper whose paying off crippling student debt, I can't believe you'd forget all the moves I pulled on you all night, thanks for the big tip by the way"

That's off the top of my head, make the banter playful.

The "how many dudes do you meet" sounds passive aggressive, no need for that.

Don't respond with just an answer, respond with a question.

"Yeah that's right, what do you do again ? You're a X(some ridiculous or funny job) right ?"

[Mufasa]

(02-24-2017 08:21 AM)XXL Wrote:  

aar0nmaxw3ll Wrote:

Im havung trouble identifying shit tests

In short it is when she messes with you. You should feel it a gut that somthing is wrong as it happens. If you dont feel it you will feel the consequences latet for sure.

Anytime she opens her mouth

[Mufasa]

(01-29-2016 05:41 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

I was told all 3 by a girl I fucked last night, she tried keeping with my sarcastic asshol game and couldn't. BUT IT MADE HER LAUGH

You're a dick.- The biggest and baddest
You're an ass. - Well I have been doing heavy squats
You're a jerk. - Hey you either love me or hate me

Other responses:

"And you expected something less ?"
"I'm the nicest asshole you'll ever meet"
"so? want some boring and insecure guy ? I can set you up with one I know!"
"you goddamn right I am"

Say ALL of this with a shit eating grin and you're golden pony boy.

A move I do is try to call them a dick, jerk, ass hole first. Especially early in the interatcion.
In most cases it gives off a friendly "we've been friends forever" vibe which immediately eliminates any awkwardness and tells the girl you're a man who speaks his mind and you're not overwhelmed by her sex appeal.
If you have presented yourself in a manner that makes her open to your advances it will completely bring down their bitch shield.
I use these in night game about 5 minutes into the interaction.

[the Thing]

(03-01-2017 11:59 AM)kaotic Wrote:  

"No, I'm that stripper whose paying off crippling student debt, I can't believe you'd forget all the moves I pulled on you all night, thanks for the big tip by the way"

Thanks for the tip. My problem with those kind of replies is that when it's way longer than what she texted me, it implies that I'm investing more into the conversation than her which in turn implies desperation and DLV.

Question here is should I keep the above point in mind or should I write it however long it is as long as it's a good comeback to the shit test in question?

[Zeroblack]

me: *sneeze*
her: Do you have some kind of weird disease or something?
me: Only when I'm around you

[Lime]

A girl that I recently dated (she is 18, i am 26), says that she doesn't like the age difference.

Whats a good response?

[TornadoByProxy]

Doesn't like the age difference could mean a lot of things. I'm bored of you, my friends are jealous, you talk too smart for me, you look out of place with my friends' boyfriends.

18 is real young. So your response depends on what you want from her. But you need to be realistic that no 18 yo is going to date you long term. Maybe it just ran its course.

Best to just be cool about it and see if she is serious.
"It's cool. Thought you were ready to date a mature guy. Holla when you're sick of guys your age."

[Lime]

^ hmm i dated 18 year olds when I was 23-25 long term so I would say that it's definitely possible. Its becoming more difficult every year of course.

[TornadoByProxy]

I guess we have different definitions of long term! Ha
You're in a good place. You're gonna get sick of under 21 eventually anyway. 21-24 is yours for a long time. You're years from your peak so enjoy it.
You should be noticing that every girl gets sick of guys their age (immature) eventually. Just get their minds thinking about that fact and let them do the rest.

[Constitution45]

This has happened a few times when I start seeing a girl, and things are verging on being a relationship. The girl will start to talk about her ex boyfriend or leave photos out of him. Its one of those things were I would be perfectly capable of calling her out on it, or just ignoring it and showing amused mastery, but I think both of those responses wouldn't really be dealing with it properly.

I get the impression that it is a comfort test or perhaps they just miss their ex because I am not giving them enough of the 'feels'.
Any insight is appreciated.

[AneroidOcean]

(07-03-2017 01:56 PM)Lime Wrote:  

A girl that I recently dated (she is 18, i am 26), says that she doesn't like the age difference.

Whats a good response?

Just ask her "does it intimidate you? Don't worry so much.."

There's a TON of age difference shit-test information on this forum, here's some to get you started:

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thread-17110.html

[jselysianeagle]

Wanted to see what the forum's take was on when a girl says, "I want to be straightforward and mention it's not a date, though".

I've always taken this as a "not interested" sign and usually next the chic immediately, but this one is clearing her Saturday night for me and she's a solid 8. We will be hangin out one on one as well.

It's a total boner killer and it's difficult to justify potentially wasting a Saturday night on some chic when I could be chasing tail any number of other places in a town like NYC

[TornadoByProxy]

Especially in NYC, she's telling you she's never going to be interested. NYC girls are always under pressure to meet "the one". It's very competitive for them. So many of them are honest and up front with guys.

The up side is, they all have friends. So it's better to meet her and "make a good friend". So you can meet her friends. One of whom may be interested. Social circle game is better than cold approaching.

Good luck.

[jselysianeagle]

(07-07-2017 05:59 PM)TornadoByProxy Wrote:  

Especially in NYC, she's telling you she's never going to be interested. NYC girls are always under pressure to meet "the one". It's very competitive for them. So many of them are honest and up front with guys.

The up side is, they all have friends. So it's better to meet her and "make a good friend". So you can meet her friends. One of whom may be interested. Social circle game is better than cold approaching.

Good luck.

I've given it some more thought and I can't get myself to do it. I have enough friends as it is, and it hasn't led to jack shit in terms of getting laid, lol

All my lays have come from cold approaching during the night/day or from online. I guess I'll just stick to that as a strategy... more fun anyway :-p

[LeoneVolpe]

A girl I've been out with on three dates and still no bang decides to send me this little beauty:

Hey I have a random question, now that you've gotten to know me somewhat...what's your opinion about me so far? (I can handle anything you say. And I like constructive criticism/ feedback).

How would you respond?

[AneroidOcean]

(07-31-2017 11:16 PM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  

A girl I've been out with on three dates and still no bang decides to send me this little beauty:

Hey I have a random question, now that you've gotten to know me somewhat...what's your opinion about me so far? (I can handle anything you say. And I like constructive criticism/ feedback).

How would you respond?

"You seem a bit reserved and like you have a hard time completely letting go. Why is that?"

Statement, statement, question and it's so generic it could apply to anyone.

Alternately, just call her. It's not really a good question for text.

I think this is emotionally charged enough that ignoring it, playing it off, etc... like you'd deal with a normal shit test may not be the best route.

[MaceTyrell]

Currently in the dark ages of game for me: I only have this one girl who is a 4 who I'm currently fucking on the regular. Decided to FaceTime her tonight (was feeling social) and I asked to see some titty. To which she nearly flashed me then cut the FaceTime off and sent a "night!" text. I haven't responded.

My intended response to this shit test is to not hit her up for the rest of the week. This girl is a Tinder bang, so she's enjoying guys like me who are above her SMV.

Fair strategy?

[eradicator]

(08-07-2017 10:26 PM)MaceTyrell Wrote:  

Currently in the dark ages of game for me: I only have this one girl who is a 4 who I'm currently fucking on the regular. Decided to FaceTime her tonight (was feeling social) and I asked to see some titty. To which she nearly flashed me then cut the FaceTime off and sent a "night!" text. I haven't responded.

My intended response to this shit test is to not hit her up for the rest of the week. This girl is a Tinder bang, so she's enjoying guys like me who are above her SMV.

Fair strategy?

She is a 4/10? Yikes. My first thought is that you should not be contacting her at all and set your standards a lot higher.

Or if you like keeping your dick wet, only contact her when you want her to come over for sex(this shouldn't be that often as you should be gaming hotter women.)

[MaceTyrell]

^Yes fair enough, but for the purposes of this particular shit test, thoughts on how I handled it? I just see it as practice for other shit tests.

[Cup_Cake]

Although I am not sure about this, I have learned that shit tests usually just test if you are honest and can stand up to what you want even in the face of resistance. I had a girl recently that I wanted to fuck, (I stay near two universities so, she was a student staying on campus), Here is how the phone conversation went and (btw she was the first to ping me):

Her: So how was the picnic the other day?

Me: Was Fantastic. Where you at?

Her: I'm in res, you?

Me: Library. Come join me 4 lunch at 13h00 staff cafe

Her: Yho dude, I am broke AF(loughing emoji with tears)! (This was I thought the ST).

Me: You thought I invite 4 you u 2 buy yourself? (I think I handled it well, I am a beginner I was really happy)

Her: Okay then

For some reason I decided to go to the cafe of near her residence, it was unintentional and she invited me to chill in her room. Its a shame I couldn't convert it into a notch.

I have had a couple more other tests, and when I am honest and I stick to what I want un-apologetically, I usually pass. I would be interested to hear from your thoughts guys.

Cup_Cake (Comfort)

'Freedom lies in being bold.' Robert Frost

[WilliamDoor]

(08-12-2017 01:35 PM)Cup_Cake Wrote:  

Although I am not sure about this, I have learned that shit tests usually just test if you are honest and can stand up to what you want even in the face of resistance. I had a girl recently that I wanted to fuck, (I stay near two universities so, she was a student staying on campus), Here is how the phone conversation went and (btw she was the first to ping me):

Her: So how was the picnic the other day?

Me: Was Fantastic. Where you at?

Her: I'm in res, you?

Me: Library. Come join me 4 lunch at 13h00 staff cafe

Her: Yho dude, I am broke AF(loughing emoji with tears)! (This was I thought the ST).

Me: You thought I invite 4 you u 2 buy yourself? (I think I handled it well, I am a beginner I was really happy)

Her: Okay then

For some reason I decided to go to the cafe of near her residence, it was unintentional and she invited me to chill in her room. Its a shame I couldn't convert it into a notch.

I have had a couple more other tests, and when I am honest and I stick to what I want un-apologetically, I usually pass. I would be interested to hear from your thoughts guys.

Cup_Cake (Comfort)

'Freedom lies in being bold.' Robert Frost

I do not see how this is a shit test. Can you add more to the story? You say you met up and went to her room then fail to notch - that is more LMR than a shit test.

Your auto action to shit tests (and to women and kids at all times) is to treat the like kids - all the words that come out of their mouth have no point, they are dumb, make fun of them.

If you speak to them like they are an adult you will find your time has been a waste. They are kids. Tease them.

EG from above:

Quote:

Her: So how was the picnic the other day?

Your reply should be: So bad. Too many cats and dogs beg me to feed them.

Do not make sense. Women are crazy, you waste your time with real words.

[danjerzone]

How to act on a girl at a club closing distances with you and apparently wanting you to try to grind on her and then acting offended when she feels touched?

[Jetset]

(07-07-2017 05:27 PM)jselysianeagle Wrote:  

Wanted to see what the forum's take was on when a girl says, "I want to be straightforward and mention it's not a date, though".

I've always taken this as a "not interested" sign and usually next the chic immediately, but this one is clearing her Saturday night for me and she's a solid 8. We will be hangin out one on one as well.

It's a total boner killer and it's difficult to justify potentially wasting a Saturday night on some chic when I could be chasing tail any number of other places in a town like NYC

This seems more complex than TornadoByProxy is making it since I got almost the same line from a Manhattan girl with a boyfriend, and was balls-deep within two hours of arrival.

With that said, don't waste a Saturday night. If she hasn't been vetted as DTF, maybe only waste a Wednesday happy hour.