The Shit Test Thread
I was searching for shit test examples and ways to pass them on the forum and couldn't find a dedicated thread...so here goes.
I'm posting this in the Game forum so that you playas can help out new comers with any specific examples of shit tests and ways to ace them.
The Mentality one should have according to a user:
1. What a silly bitch, I can't take her seriously.
2. So I'm gonna fuck with her.
Shit Tests I've found on the forum so far:
Shit test 1
Her: Do you remember my name?
Me: Yea, it's Jeff
Then text her name or move on without answering
Later follow up: "Oh good I was worried you forgot my name!"
Shit test 2
Her: Are you smart?
Me: I'm a genius.
Shit test 3
Her: Are you strong.
Me: What you mean? I won the Worlds Strongest Man contest last year... you didn't see me on ESPN? You should DVR that...
Shit test 4
Her: you should buy me dinner
Me: no you should cook me dinner
Or me: Yeah (laugh) I know what you want, but Im not giving that easy
Me: oh yeah, are you hungry? (sexual tone)
Me: "Perhaps. Do I get some sex out of it?" -might be overdoing it
Me: "Good idea, I'll buy it, you cook it! And dessert will be something special, I promise."
Shit test 5 text
Her: "So i just remember its my friends bday tonight i can't make it, sorry"
Me: "unsubscribe" TEXT GAME
Shit test 6
Girl: "Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "Its complicated" (smirk?)
Or me: " It's hard to find a quality girl these days "
Me: "I have a lot of girlfriends, but shhhhh don't tell them ; )"
Shit test 7
Her: I think there were many very good looking men in the club that night.
Me: "Yeah, weird, because all the girls were just sort of average"
one of the best responses is NO RESPONSE/IGNORE
Another tip
Smirk slightly,look at her briefly, roll eyes slightly, look away. Say nothing. Then start non sequitur conversation. 90% of shit tests passed
Shit test 8
Non verbal shit test..
Me: "stop acting like my 8 yr old sister" or walk away
Shit test 9
Her: Do you love me?
Me: "Come here and I'll show you"
Me: Nope, I'm using you to get to your best friend. Didn't you know?
I was searching for shit test examples and ways to pass them on the forum and couldn't find a dedicated thread...so here goes.
I'm posting this in the Game forum so that you playas can help out new comers with any specific examples of shit tests and ways to ace them.
The Mentality one should have according to a user:
1. What a silly bitch, I can't take her seriously.
2. So I'm gonna fuck with her.
Shit Tests I've found on the forum so far:
Shit test 1
Her: Do you remember my name?
Me: Yea, it's Jeff
Then text her name or move on without answering
Later follow up: "Oh good I was worried you forgot my name!"
Shit test 2
Her: Are you smart?
Me: I'm a genius.
Shit test 3
Her: Are you strong.
Me: What you mean? I won the Worlds Strongest Man contest last year... you didn't see me on ESPN? You should DVR that...
Shit test 4
Her: you should buy me dinner
Me: no you should cook me dinner
Or me: Yeah (laugh) I know what you want, but Im not giving that easy
Me: oh yeah, are you hungry? (sexual tone)
Me: "Perhaps. Do I get some sex out of it?" -might be overdoing it
Me: "Good idea, I'll buy it, you cook it! And dessert will be something special, I promise."
Shit test 5 text
Her: "So i just remember its my friends bday tonight i can't make it, sorry"
Me: "unsubscribe" TEXT GAME
Shit test 6
Girl: "Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "Its complicated" (smirk?)
Or me: " It's hard to find a quality girl these days "
Me: "I have a lot of girlfriends, but shhhhh don't tell them ; )"
Shit test 7
Her: I think there were many very good looking men in the club that night.
Me: "Yeah, weird, because all the girls were just sort of average"
one of the best responses is NO RESPONSE/IGNORE
Another tip
Smirk slightly,look at her briefly, roll eyes slightly, look away. Say nothing. Then start non sequitur conversation. 90% of shit tests passed
Shit test 8
Non verbal shit test..
Me: "stop acting like my 8 yr old sister" or walk away
Shit test 9
Her: Do you love me?
Me: "Come here and I'll show you"
Me: Nope, I'm using you to get to your best friend. Didn't you know?