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So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)
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So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

I live with my mum. She left and went to my sister's house so I can be with this woman. (I told her that I wanted to bring home a woman and she understood)


I had a great time with her tonight at a bar, and we laughed a lot.


After quite a bit of resistance I took her to my car.


And then we drove to my mum's house.


It was clean and there were family pictures.


I offered drinks and put some music on laptop.


She changed the music and put something that she liked.


She said the music wasnt good because there was no stereo.


Anyway I tried to tell her to take off her shoes and she resisted and wanted to leave.



She said ''something changed/ruined my mood, I don't know what. Something made me uncomfortable. Do you feel it?''


Maybe because my sister and her husband barged in before I left to meet this woman, so maybe my anxiety that they might do it again showed.

But I was relatively relaxed.


Oh man how I wish was born into a middleclass family, so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit.
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#2

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

2/10 Baity Thread Title

You didn't do enough to comfort her.

A girl that bitches about hearing from a music from a laptop versus a stereo sounds like a excuse for her wanting to bail.

Females can turn that attraction switch from on to off in a micro second.

There's homeless dudes who get laid bro.
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#3

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Quote: (01-04-2018 03:26 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

There's homeless dudes who get laid bro.

I knew a couple homeless psychopaths who got ridiculous bangs. Based on my limited interactions I'd guess 20-30 girls a year. (Psychopathy is a major advantage in game for those who aren't aware.) They'd scheme into women's beds a good amount of the time, and when they couldn't they'd sleep in the shelter or go on crime sprees.
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#4

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

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#5

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Quote: (01-04-2018 03:13 PM)Treatmentgroup Wrote:  

Oh man how I wish was born into a middleclass family, so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit.

That right there tells me all i need to know about your attitude.

You are being entitled, ungrateful and blaming others for your life even though by all the info presented theyve been more than good to you.
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#6

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

"After quite a bit of resistance I took her to my car."

I took this as a bad sign. There should be *token* resistance to a location change or going to one's place. If you're asking more than twice, she's not into the idea, should quit while you're ahead and use the good vibes you've built up next time you see her.
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#7

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

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"Oh man how I wish was born into a middleclass family, so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit." <- I don't even know what the fuck that means.
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So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Quote: (01-04-2018 03:13 PM)Treatmentgroup Wrote:  

I live with my mum. She left and went to my sister's house so I can be with this woman. (I told her that I wanted to bring home a woman and she understood)


I had a great time with her tonight at a bar, and we laughed a lot.


After quite a bit of resistance I took her to my car.


And then we drove to my mum's house.


It was clean and there were family pictures.


I offered drinks and put some music on laptop.


She changed the music and put something that she liked.


She said the music wasnt good because there was no stereo.


Anyway I tried to tell her to take off her shoes and she resisted and wanted to leave.



She said ''something changed/ruined my mood, I don't know what. Something made me uncomfortable. Do you feel it?''


Maybe because my sister and her husband barged in before I left to meet this woman, so maybe my anxiety that they might do it again showed.

But I was relatively relaxed.


Oh man how I wish was born into a middleclass family, so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit.

Stop being a moth wallet and get one of these:

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#9

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Move to Newbie forum.
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#10

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Quote: (01-04-2018 03:31 PM)godfather dust Wrote:  

Quote: (01-04-2018 03:26 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

There's homeless dudes who get laid bro.

I knew a couple homeless psychopaths who got ridiculous bangs. Based on my limited interactions I'd guess 20-30 girls a year. (Psychopathy is a major advantage in game for those who aren't aware.) They'd scheme into women's beds a good amount of the time, and when they couldn't they'd sleep in the shelter or go on crime sprees.

How'd they do it? MysteryMethod?
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#11

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Quote: (01-04-2018 03:13 PM)Treatmentgroup Wrote:  

I live with my mum.
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#12

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Honestly I think this must be a troll post ; "I live with my mum".

But really , if serious -
This is the FIRST thing you need to fix momma's boy!!! I left home at age 20. Wish I'd done it before. Get your own place, then the pussy may follow.
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#13

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Do you have a car? The backseat exists for a reason. No use using your family as an excuse. Where there's a will there's way. Hell I just banged a chick in the dog park next to my mother's place just last week.

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#14

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Abbreviated thread title when viewed from the main forum also happens to be the thread's solution:

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So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Quote: (01-04-2018 04:06 PM)Beirut Wrote:  

Quote: (01-04-2018 03:13 PM)Treatmentgroup Wrote:  

Oh man how I wish was born into a middleclass family, so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit.

That right there tells me all i need to know about your attitude.

You are being entitled, ungrateful and blaming others for your life even though by all the info presented theyve been more than good to you.



What makes you say they've been more than good to you?
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#16

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Quote: (01-05-2018 09:15 AM)subterfuge Wrote:  

Quote: (01-04-2018 03:31 PM)godfather dust Wrote:  

I knew a couple homeless psychopaths who got ridiculous bangs.

How'd they do it? MysteryMethod?

Yes. Mystery Method, but a different upgraded secret version thats worth $19.99 more.

Man, how I wish I was born into money so I could buy it and get laid.
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#17

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Quote: (01-12-2018 06:38 AM)Treatmentgroup Wrote:  

Quote: (01-04-2018 04:06 PM)Beirut Wrote:  

Quote: (01-04-2018 03:13 PM)Treatmentgroup Wrote:  

Oh man how I wish was born into a middle class family, so I wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit.

That right there tells me all i need to know about your attitude.

You are being entitled, ungrateful and blaming others for your life even though by all the info presented theyve been more than good to you.



What makes you say they've been more than good to you?

Most people assume when a mother provides a home for you AND is willing to leave her own home to let you bring a strange woman into it so that you can get laid, that your family or at least your mom is pretty good to you.

Entitled, ungrateful, blaming others, it's all in what you wrote. You can get angry/defensive at what Beirut wrote, or you could consider it in a reasoned fashion instead of emotionally.

There's tons of information out there about where/how you can get laid while NOT HAVING A PLACE TO DO IT. If you're not willing to learn it, then get a job and move out, although if you can't do it at your mom's place without her there then you probably can't do it at your own place.

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#18

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

When I was homeless and sick I got laid a lot.

My mate said in all seriousness "from just a women point of view you should consider staying homeless, its working for you."

Relax about this one event - women can change on a dime whilst for you: your game and logistics status aren't going to change in the same heartbeat.

But consistent, directed effort over time will turn this into an amusing memory for you.

Best of luck.
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EDIT: And fuck your CLICKBAIT title

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#20

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I knew just from the shitty clickbait that this topic was going to be golden.

Thanks for the laughs OP, troll or not.
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#21

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

What are you doing here Aziz Ansari?
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#22

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Quote: (01-18-2018 10:23 AM)Cobra Wrote:  

What are you doing here Aziz Ansari?

We are still trying to figure out who leaked the one date bang recipe...
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#23

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Click-bait title.
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#24

So I just brought this HOT WOMAN home and this is what happened (minutes ago)

Quote: (01-10-2018 01:47 PM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  

Do you have a car? The backseat exists for a reason. No use using your family as an excuse. Where there's a will there's way. Hell I just banged a chick in the dog park next to my mother's place just last week.


I didn't think of that. But if I say ''let's sit at the back'' she'll say ''why?'', so how do I do it?
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#25

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I live with my *wife* and I get laid
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