Just spent two weeks solo in Belgrade.
I was disappointed in the overall quality, but i still liked the city and would return to see a girl or with friends. Not as a solo bang mission though.
Main things i liked:
1- Cheap:
I could get used to smoking cigars + 1$ cappucinos all day long on the main street.
2- Good food:
You can eat top top food for 10-15$ or tasty street food for a couple of bucks.
3- Walkable
4- High levels of English
Even old babushkas in shops spoke good english.
5- Safe
6- Cafe culture and overall outgoing lifestyle
People are out all day long sitting around in cafes. Theres hundreds of cafes and all of them are full all day.
Main dislikes:
1- Quality isn't mindblowing
I expected parades of serbian gazelles but i was disappointed. Budva was way better in terms of ratios of hot girls. The first week was absolutely brutal, did not see anything higher than a 7. The second week i saw more 8s and a few 9s, but still, i was left a bit disappointed.
Now it still wasnt very warm weather, so maybe the clothing of the girls contributed to that impression.
2- Not the most beautiful city
Its pleasant and easy to live in, but not really picturesque or that interesting.
3- Overrated nightlife
Not because of table culture, i disagree on that (in clubs at least). If you want to see table culture, go to budva where theres a tiny bar where noone stays then loads of round little tables. Serbian clubs actually had big bars with lots of people. I didnt like the venues themselves, some were just grey boxy rooms and others too cramped as far as layout.
Im a social smoker but even i was bothered eventually by the bad air inside.
Theyre just not pleasant venues to spend a long time in, i found.
I made a shitty map to expand on where to go: So basically stay close to the spots i highlighted when choosing an apartment
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Day game: (In green)
1- Kalemegdan fortress and park:
Its a huge area, with the old castle and the tanks and a bunch of parks and benches. Its a mix of families couples and also girls in groups there or solo walking their dogs.
2- Knez Mihailova street:
Main pedestrian street, this is where you will spend most of your days i guess. A lot of cafes and restaurants here too, and theres some side streets to pay attention to as well (oblicev where jazz cafe and irish pub are)
3- Student Park:
Sometimes theres a lot of girls there and sometimes its a bunch of juvenile delinquents.
4-(Not on the map): Flower Square: On the road from Knez towards Vracar, bunch of cafes there
5-(Red 1 on the map): This area also has some clubs, its a promenade near the river where theres a bunch of famous restaurants (Ambar, toro latin gastro bar, communale, etc....) The restaurants had decent girls but not a lot of people walking on the river road itself.
6- (Not on map): Random cafes in Vracar: Vracar had a bit higher quality but its very dispersed, as its a residential area. Didnt find one spot that would be worth it. Terminal cafe had some high quality girls.
7- (on map but not coloreD): Strahijinca bana: The infamous silicone street that people and locals told me about. Supposedly where the gold diggers and such hang out. No idea where they were but i passed that street every day and never saw a boob. Except Bistro Pastis which sometimes had a few in groups. Avoid (i heard it picks up in summer)
Nightlife: (in red)
1- Clubs near river (not the splavs which werent open yet) (red 1 on map)
Tilt club: Went there on a tuesday, was busy but not a lot of quality. Ratio not good either.
Bank club: was closed when i went.
2- Clubs in Savamala: (red 2 on map)
Went to brankow twice, had some hot girls. weirdly enough the hotter ones were at the bar but it seemed they knew a lot of the staff.
Went to ludost i think once, decent but too cramped.
Went somewhere whose name i forgot with lots of "u"s, where i met some girls
3- Red bar: (red 3 on map)
I went there before every club i went to, and while some nights had some decent quality, they were all on tables, the bar is small, i never met anyone there, and i wouldnt recommend it for solo, as its hard to pivot from the bar to the tables.
Still it was one of the busiest and biggest, and for its time slot i didnt find anything better, but i found it hard to meet there. Preferred the later spots actually, as opposed to most other reports i read.
4- Stefan Braun (not on map)
Went there once on a monday, was busy but it was shit. No quality, some easy girls with lots of iois for everyone but the place itself looks like shit and the girls werent cute enough.
My experience:
1- Banged a girl with a colombian body from badoo
2- Had a mini ltr with a very sweet cute girl who i had pipelined with something non dating related a while ago.
3- Met a 9 in a cafe and met her with her friend a few days later, but she went cold on me after. I think i was too much in friendly mode during the date due to them being 2 girls.
4- Had a few chances with 6s in clubs but at that point i was happy with the girl i was seeing regularly.
5- Had decent matches on tinder but none went anywhere. Theyd be replying enthusiastically then its bed time and next day they ghost.
Im 5'8, the girl with the curves was 5'10 at least and the mini-ltr was 5'9.
Overall the height didnt bother me, i didnt feel like a midget on the streets, many are shorter or my height. Sometimes in clubs id be sandwiched between two 2 meters dudes and id feel like a bitch but overall it wasnt a factor.
I was disappointed in the overall quality, but i still liked the city and would return to see a girl or with friends. Not as a solo bang mission though.
Main things i liked:
1- Cheap:
I could get used to smoking cigars + 1$ cappucinos all day long on the main street.
2- Good food:
You can eat top top food for 10-15$ or tasty street food for a couple of bucks.
3- Walkable
4- High levels of English
Even old babushkas in shops spoke good english.
5- Safe
6- Cafe culture and overall outgoing lifestyle
People are out all day long sitting around in cafes. Theres hundreds of cafes and all of them are full all day.
Main dislikes:
1- Quality isn't mindblowing
I expected parades of serbian gazelles but i was disappointed. Budva was way better in terms of ratios of hot girls. The first week was absolutely brutal, did not see anything higher than a 7. The second week i saw more 8s and a few 9s, but still, i was left a bit disappointed.
Now it still wasnt very warm weather, so maybe the clothing of the girls contributed to that impression.
2- Not the most beautiful city
Its pleasant and easy to live in, but not really picturesque or that interesting.
3- Overrated nightlife
Not because of table culture, i disagree on that (in clubs at least). If you want to see table culture, go to budva where theres a tiny bar where noone stays then loads of round little tables. Serbian clubs actually had big bars with lots of people. I didnt like the venues themselves, some were just grey boxy rooms and others too cramped as far as layout.
Im a social smoker but even i was bothered eventually by the bad air inside.
Theyre just not pleasant venues to spend a long time in, i found.
I made a shitty map to expand on where to go: So basically stay close to the spots i highlighted when choosing an apartment
Day game: (In green)
1- Kalemegdan fortress and park:
Its a huge area, with the old castle and the tanks and a bunch of parks and benches. Its a mix of families couples and also girls in groups there or solo walking their dogs.
2- Knez Mihailova street:
Main pedestrian street, this is where you will spend most of your days i guess. A lot of cafes and restaurants here too, and theres some side streets to pay attention to as well (oblicev where jazz cafe and irish pub are)
3- Student Park:
Sometimes theres a lot of girls there and sometimes its a bunch of juvenile delinquents.
4-(Not on the map): Flower Square: On the road from Knez towards Vracar, bunch of cafes there
5-(Red 1 on the map): This area also has some clubs, its a promenade near the river where theres a bunch of famous restaurants (Ambar, toro latin gastro bar, communale, etc....) The restaurants had decent girls but not a lot of people walking on the river road itself.
6- (Not on map): Random cafes in Vracar: Vracar had a bit higher quality but its very dispersed, as its a residential area. Didnt find one spot that would be worth it. Terminal cafe had some high quality girls.
7- (on map but not coloreD): Strahijinca bana: The infamous silicone street that people and locals told me about. Supposedly where the gold diggers and such hang out. No idea where they were but i passed that street every day and never saw a boob. Except Bistro Pastis which sometimes had a few in groups. Avoid (i heard it picks up in summer)
Nightlife: (in red)
1- Clubs near river (not the splavs which werent open yet) (red 1 on map)
Tilt club: Went there on a tuesday, was busy but not a lot of quality. Ratio not good either.
Bank club: was closed when i went.
2- Clubs in Savamala: (red 2 on map)
Went to brankow twice, had some hot girls. weirdly enough the hotter ones were at the bar but it seemed they knew a lot of the staff.
Went to ludost i think once, decent but too cramped.
Went somewhere whose name i forgot with lots of "u"s, where i met some girls
3- Red bar: (red 3 on map)
I went there before every club i went to, and while some nights had some decent quality, they were all on tables, the bar is small, i never met anyone there, and i wouldnt recommend it for solo, as its hard to pivot from the bar to the tables.
Still it was one of the busiest and biggest, and for its time slot i didnt find anything better, but i found it hard to meet there. Preferred the later spots actually, as opposed to most other reports i read.
4- Stefan Braun (not on map)
Went there once on a monday, was busy but it was shit. No quality, some easy girls with lots of iois for everyone but the place itself looks like shit and the girls werent cute enough.
My experience:
1- Banged a girl with a colombian body from badoo
2- Had a mini ltr with a very sweet cute girl who i had pipelined with something non dating related a while ago.
3- Met a 9 in a cafe and met her with her friend a few days later, but she went cold on me after. I think i was too much in friendly mode during the date due to them being 2 girls.
4- Had a few chances with 6s in clubs but at that point i was happy with the girl i was seeing regularly.
5- Had decent matches on tinder but none went anywhere. Theyd be replying enthusiastically then its bed time and next day they ghost.
Im 5'8, the girl with the curves was 5'10 at least and the mini-ltr was 5'9.
Overall the height didnt bother me, i didnt feel like a midget on the streets, many are shorter or my height. Sometimes in clubs id be sandwiched between two 2 meters dudes and id feel like a bitch but overall it wasnt a factor.
