Ok so here’s my adventure in Dubai
I was there for a total of 3 months with a few mini trips back and forth since I left. I was there December to March so perfect time to go if you want to miss the intense heat of the summer
First off just be a little careful about when you book and try to avoid Ramadan which I think starts about the 9th of July until the 7th of August but the dates change ever year as this period would not be best for partying etc.
City
I was working here for 3 months and if I hadn’t I probably would have been bored within a week but the lifestyle of working and living there I really loved. If you are going to come here for a short time then your experience is going to be of hotel hopping, sipping cocktails by a pool, spending time on the beach and partying. Obviously a lot of stuff at the moment is still not built with lots of construction still going on. The city I guess just resembles a big financial area in the desert with a few awesome buildings thrown into the mix.
Things to do
Desert safari for the one day was a blast, they take you in 4x4s and blast you through the desert and then you go to this camp area where you eat and watch belly dancing, ride quad bikes and do a bit of sand boarding. We all had a good day doing this so I would recommend it as a change to living on the beach.
Mall of the emirates, check out the shops and hit the slopes in the indoor ski dome. I have seen indoor ski domes before but not one with a chair lift, awesome place to learn or take a date.
See the fountain display and go up the Burj Khalifa, tallest building in the world.
Go for breakfast at the Burj Al Arab: I went here for evening cocktails but I think they do an earlier time and the view then would be sick. Just check out the Dress code as I remember taking grey trousers in a bag just to get inside then throw them in a bin after to go partying.
Wild Wadi Water Park: be a kid again and go play
Go onto the Palm and head to the Atlantis hotel right at the bottom and check out the place. Has a few things to see and do and the palm is worth checking out. Only place I’ve seen a whale shark in a tank.
Hit the Beach: spend the day at Jumeirah Beach Park, small entrance fee but cool to chill out for a bit.
Getting around: taxis are pretty cheap and you also have the option of the metro
Accommodation: little bit pricey especially if you want to stay in one of the cool hotels. AirBnB seems to have given a lot more options now. And hostel world has a lot more options as when I first came here I’m pretty sure there was only one hostel in Dubai and I stayed there and it was totally shit.
Rules
Yeah you really have to be a little bit careful about what you bring into Dubai. Like for instance I am pretty sure things like sex drugs, Viagra, Kamagra are totally banned like 4 years in jail banned and I had some in my bag as I sometimes use them when I’m propa mortal. Basically make sure you have got a prescription for anything other than head ache tablets.
If you read the reports you will see lots of stuff about people going to jail for kissing in public and it has happened and of course the British couple who had sex on the beach (trust them to be English) but generally I found these rules to make this city the most safest city I have ever been in and also as long as you were in the bars and clubs physical contact was fine. Lots of times I would look around the corner in a club and see a local dude wearing the white traditional clothing and headscarf with 2 Russian girls and a bottle of vodka. Also there are prostitutes everywhere, fuck could not believe it when I first got there and there are about 3 places where you can go which are simply clubs full of whores to take home. Probably the most hypocritical city I have ever been too really.
Generally I think Dubai is a good place to come with a girl, to work there, average to come with a group of lads and bad for traveling solo.
Party - Nightlife
First off you have to go to Barasti beach bar where you can swim in the beach, pools, chase girls during the day then dance the night away with hot girls around you. Really nice place to spend your day, super awesome if you can afford to stay there too.
http://www.barastibeach.com/
The Irish Village: this is underneath the tennis stadium and is actually a good place to meet girls if the night is right, usually on the weekend can be a good place to talk to women before you hit the clubs, it has a really big outdoor area and so it’s not too loud so you can speak. It is a restaurant outside but lots of girls are just drinking and if your forward and have no problems going up to a table of girls then this is a good place. Obviously this is the place to go for St Patrick ’s Day as well and the place goes off.
Zinc Nightclub, Crown Plaza: favourite hang out for the cabin crew girls and a pretty central location to the whole city so worth checking this place out. Not sure how exact this is but one cabin crew girl told me that cabin crew get a discount card for certain bars in Dubai giving them cheaper drinks and zinc is one of them so expect to see them here.
360 degree nightclub: fucking love this place, not the best for swooping as its very small but awesome for dates and for having a good night out. Site below has really good options for chasing skirt.
http://www.timeoutdubai.com/gallery/3955...ZUvEsoVKUQ
Another Awesome location is the Madinat Jumeirah, now this place is like a massive shopping man made hotel complex but done in the Arabic style making it all look pretty cool. Lots of restaurants and some cool bars. Good for a date location is my favourite bar called Bahri Bar which is at the Mina A Salam which is a hotel that you can walk to through the Madinat complex. Bahri only good for date though and not for swooping much.
Girls
Ok so for starts I am not talking about the locals. I can’t remember the exact figures but I think they only account for about 7% and the rest of the people in Dubai are foreigners. Dubai has a lot of teachers working there who range in quality but the really amazing women are going to work for emirates airline. Not sure of the exact figures but I think there are now about 9000 cabin crew guys and girls that are all living in plush sky rises around the city.
The thing I love about the emirates girls are they have all been preselected in their interview process to be tall, slim, beautiful, smart and because it’s one of the few airlines that takes the girls overseas then they pretty much have all arrived to Dubai single. It’s like the bosses have chosen about 6000 perfect wife material girls and brought them to Dubai.
Note: if I could go back in time I would be straight onto the emirates website and applying to work as a male cabin crew guy. Unfortunately I never thought about it until I got there and as I worked as a waiter I constantly saw loads of straight guys coming into the restaurant with 4-6 girls with them. As the female girls said for the straight guys who work there its international buffet. Not just the women aspect but for the lifestyle as well, age limit to work for emirates is ideally under 28 so now I’m too old.
Shagging hours: ok I am not 100% clear on what the deal here is but basically there is a certain time at night like say from 11pm till 3am where you cannot mix sexes in the room, this is not the official law as that is a lot stricter this is more just a thing that the security guys do at the bottom of the sky scrapers that hold all the hot air hostesses. Many times we had to put a note in our hand and bride our way into their buildings, but during the day time it was no problem.
My Experience
Got there with no contacts and no job and after 4 days I was pretty feeling shit and on the phone to my parents saying that this is going really bad and I might come home soon. Then I got a job as a waiter and it all changed. First night on the job I was only running drinks back and forth and this hot aussy cabin crew girl gave me the eye and well I ended up as hers that night, she had to open the fire exit to let me in due to the shagging hours which set off the alarms so then we had to run up to her room.
After that I ended up dating a girl so I didn’t cause too much mayhem but there were as always some highlights. Having an awesome night of hotel hopping and visiting all the cool hotel bars then having sex on the beach at night with this super sexy cabin crew girl.
Dating this super fly Egyptian girl who was a customer where i was working. My boss came out and he was like Jesus look at that girl on that table you have to speak to that, so I played a little read your mind game trick which went well, then she went to the toilet. When she came back I stopped her from sitting down and said
Me:“so hey where are you from, No wait a minute let me guess”
Her: “arh you will never get it”
Me: “turkey”
Her: “nope”
Me: “Tunisia”
Her: “nope”
Me: “OK ok, one more guess, lift your arms up for a sec (then I ran my hands right up from the side of her legs to just under her arms, and she was like WTF and she stepped back) arh your from Egypt”
Her: “what how did you, WTF”
Me: well to be honest I asked your friend while you were in the toilet, but thanks for letting me touch you up that was really really nice”
After that I was pretty much into this girl for the short time I had before I left Dubai. I would say she was a 9.5, a really awesome mix of tradition but also with a slight willing to bend the rules. The 3rd date we were in a bar at the raffles pyramid complex (another cool location) and I just said to her “hey I know you have to get up early so I won’t keep you out late but I would really just love to put a blindfold on you just so your sound and touch senses start to heighten, then I’m going to strip you naked apart from your knickers and you can leave them on all night if you want to, going to take some really nice ice cream and just pour it all over you and…” was slightly expecting to get a slap but she just said “what flavor ice cream do you have.
So never got to have sex with this girl, turned out she was a virgin and keeping that till marriage but she did loving giving oral and was really as passionate as she could be, giving her oral was another thing, she loved it but said that she could not come due to what she said was probably because she was still a virgin.
Saw each other few times more then I left Dubai and went traveling, while in China she had a flight to shanghai and we met up there. When we were fooling around for some reason I just started playing with her arse and she said she liked it so I played some more and put a condom on, just as I was entering her she was like “wait, wait” I was thinking for fucks sake please don’t stop me now but she just wanted to try without a condom which I gladly did. Personally one of the nicest sex sessions I have ever had and I thought this was one of the most passionate, interesting women I have ever met so I thank Dubai for allowing me to meet her as let’s face it, it would probably never happen in Egypt.
Since then I have been back to Dubai a few times as I have been returning from R&R into Iraq and the only memorable time was when I met a really hot girl on couchsurfing in Moscow on my R&R and she was leaving for Dubai for a holiday so I said I would see you there and my company screwed up with my visa when I got to Dubai so I ended up having 5 nights with her. I told her about a place on the beach where I knew we could go and have sex but this time after only 3 minutes into it we got caught by an Indian security guard and I was shitting an absolute brick, luckily he just told us to go home as the beach was private, I then told the Russian girl about the English couple who got in serious shit and she was like OMG but then 5 minutes later we walked to anohter beach and did the same thing behind a boat. Fond memories.
Oh and reading some news report about Egypt recently it was talking about how how it wasn’t that long ago that Egypt banned female circumcision, shit No wonder she could not come.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/jun...umanrights
I was there for a total of 3 months with a few mini trips back and forth since I left. I was there December to March so perfect time to go if you want to miss the intense heat of the summer
First off just be a little careful about when you book and try to avoid Ramadan which I think starts about the 9th of July until the 7th of August but the dates change ever year as this period would not be best for partying etc.
City
I was working here for 3 months and if I hadn’t I probably would have been bored within a week but the lifestyle of working and living there I really loved. If you are going to come here for a short time then your experience is going to be of hotel hopping, sipping cocktails by a pool, spending time on the beach and partying. Obviously a lot of stuff at the moment is still not built with lots of construction still going on. The city I guess just resembles a big financial area in the desert with a few awesome buildings thrown into the mix.
Things to do
Desert safari for the one day was a blast, they take you in 4x4s and blast you through the desert and then you go to this camp area where you eat and watch belly dancing, ride quad bikes and do a bit of sand boarding. We all had a good day doing this so I would recommend it as a change to living on the beach.
Mall of the emirates, check out the shops and hit the slopes in the indoor ski dome. I have seen indoor ski domes before but not one with a chair lift, awesome place to learn or take a date.
See the fountain display and go up the Burj Khalifa, tallest building in the world.
Go for breakfast at the Burj Al Arab: I went here for evening cocktails but I think they do an earlier time and the view then would be sick. Just check out the Dress code as I remember taking grey trousers in a bag just to get inside then throw them in a bin after to go partying.
Wild Wadi Water Park: be a kid again and go play
Go onto the Palm and head to the Atlantis hotel right at the bottom and check out the place. Has a few things to see and do and the palm is worth checking out. Only place I’ve seen a whale shark in a tank.
Hit the Beach: spend the day at Jumeirah Beach Park, small entrance fee but cool to chill out for a bit.
Getting around: taxis are pretty cheap and you also have the option of the metro
Accommodation: little bit pricey especially if you want to stay in one of the cool hotels. AirBnB seems to have given a lot more options now. And hostel world has a lot more options as when I first came here I’m pretty sure there was only one hostel in Dubai and I stayed there and it was totally shit.
Rules
Yeah you really have to be a little bit careful about what you bring into Dubai. Like for instance I am pretty sure things like sex drugs, Viagra, Kamagra are totally banned like 4 years in jail banned and I had some in my bag as I sometimes use them when I’m propa mortal. Basically make sure you have got a prescription for anything other than head ache tablets.
If you read the reports you will see lots of stuff about people going to jail for kissing in public and it has happened and of course the British couple who had sex on the beach (trust them to be English) but generally I found these rules to make this city the most safest city I have ever been in and also as long as you were in the bars and clubs physical contact was fine. Lots of times I would look around the corner in a club and see a local dude wearing the white traditional clothing and headscarf with 2 Russian girls and a bottle of vodka. Also there are prostitutes everywhere, fuck could not believe it when I first got there and there are about 3 places where you can go which are simply clubs full of whores to take home. Probably the most hypocritical city I have ever been too really.
Generally I think Dubai is a good place to come with a girl, to work there, average to come with a group of lads and bad for traveling solo.
Party - Nightlife
First off you have to go to Barasti beach bar where you can swim in the beach, pools, chase girls during the day then dance the night away with hot girls around you. Really nice place to spend your day, super awesome if you can afford to stay there too.
http://www.barastibeach.com/
The Irish Village: this is underneath the tennis stadium and is actually a good place to meet girls if the night is right, usually on the weekend can be a good place to talk to women before you hit the clubs, it has a really big outdoor area and so it’s not too loud so you can speak. It is a restaurant outside but lots of girls are just drinking and if your forward and have no problems going up to a table of girls then this is a good place. Obviously this is the place to go for St Patrick ’s Day as well and the place goes off.
Zinc Nightclub, Crown Plaza: favourite hang out for the cabin crew girls and a pretty central location to the whole city so worth checking this place out. Not sure how exact this is but one cabin crew girl told me that cabin crew get a discount card for certain bars in Dubai giving them cheaper drinks and zinc is one of them so expect to see them here.
360 degree nightclub: fucking love this place, not the best for swooping as its very small but awesome for dates and for having a good night out. Site below has really good options for chasing skirt.
http://www.timeoutdubai.com/gallery/3955...ZUvEsoVKUQ
Another Awesome location is the Madinat Jumeirah, now this place is like a massive shopping man made hotel complex but done in the Arabic style making it all look pretty cool. Lots of restaurants and some cool bars. Good for a date location is my favourite bar called Bahri Bar which is at the Mina A Salam which is a hotel that you can walk to through the Madinat complex. Bahri only good for date though and not for swooping much.
Girls
Ok so for starts I am not talking about the locals. I can’t remember the exact figures but I think they only account for about 7% and the rest of the people in Dubai are foreigners. Dubai has a lot of teachers working there who range in quality but the really amazing women are going to work for emirates airline. Not sure of the exact figures but I think there are now about 9000 cabin crew guys and girls that are all living in plush sky rises around the city.
The thing I love about the emirates girls are they have all been preselected in their interview process to be tall, slim, beautiful, smart and because it’s one of the few airlines that takes the girls overseas then they pretty much have all arrived to Dubai single. It’s like the bosses have chosen about 6000 perfect wife material girls and brought them to Dubai.
Note: if I could go back in time I would be straight onto the emirates website and applying to work as a male cabin crew guy. Unfortunately I never thought about it until I got there and as I worked as a waiter I constantly saw loads of straight guys coming into the restaurant with 4-6 girls with them. As the female girls said for the straight guys who work there its international buffet. Not just the women aspect but for the lifestyle as well, age limit to work for emirates is ideally under 28 so now I’m too old.
Shagging hours: ok I am not 100% clear on what the deal here is but basically there is a certain time at night like say from 11pm till 3am where you cannot mix sexes in the room, this is not the official law as that is a lot stricter this is more just a thing that the security guys do at the bottom of the sky scrapers that hold all the hot air hostesses. Many times we had to put a note in our hand and bride our way into their buildings, but during the day time it was no problem.
My Experience
Got there with no contacts and no job and after 4 days I was pretty feeling shit and on the phone to my parents saying that this is going really bad and I might come home soon. Then I got a job as a waiter and it all changed. First night on the job I was only running drinks back and forth and this hot aussy cabin crew girl gave me the eye and well I ended up as hers that night, she had to open the fire exit to let me in due to the shagging hours which set off the alarms so then we had to run up to her room.
After that I ended up dating a girl so I didn’t cause too much mayhem but there were as always some highlights. Having an awesome night of hotel hopping and visiting all the cool hotel bars then having sex on the beach at night with this super sexy cabin crew girl.
Dating this super fly Egyptian girl who was a customer where i was working. My boss came out and he was like Jesus look at that girl on that table you have to speak to that, so I played a little read your mind game trick which went well, then she went to the toilet. When she came back I stopped her from sitting down and said
Me:“so hey where are you from, No wait a minute let me guess”
Her: “arh you will never get it”
Me: “turkey”
Her: “nope”
Me: “Tunisia”
Her: “nope”
Me: “OK ok, one more guess, lift your arms up for a sec (then I ran my hands right up from the side of her legs to just under her arms, and she was like WTF and she stepped back) arh your from Egypt”
Her: “what how did you, WTF”
Me: well to be honest I asked your friend while you were in the toilet, but thanks for letting me touch you up that was really really nice”
After that I was pretty much into this girl for the short time I had before I left Dubai. I would say she was a 9.5, a really awesome mix of tradition but also with a slight willing to bend the rules. The 3rd date we were in a bar at the raffles pyramid complex (another cool location) and I just said to her “hey I know you have to get up early so I won’t keep you out late but I would really just love to put a blindfold on you just so your sound and touch senses start to heighten, then I’m going to strip you naked apart from your knickers and you can leave them on all night if you want to, going to take some really nice ice cream and just pour it all over you and…” was slightly expecting to get a slap but she just said “what flavor ice cream do you have.
So never got to have sex with this girl, turned out she was a virgin and keeping that till marriage but she did loving giving oral and was really as passionate as she could be, giving her oral was another thing, she loved it but said that she could not come due to what she said was probably because she was still a virgin.
Saw each other few times more then I left Dubai and went traveling, while in China she had a flight to shanghai and we met up there. When we were fooling around for some reason I just started playing with her arse and she said she liked it so I played some more and put a condom on, just as I was entering her she was like “wait, wait” I was thinking for fucks sake please don’t stop me now but she just wanted to try without a condom which I gladly did. Personally one of the nicest sex sessions I have ever had and I thought this was one of the most passionate, interesting women I have ever met so I thank Dubai for allowing me to meet her as let’s face it, it would probably never happen in Egypt.
Since then I have been back to Dubai a few times as I have been returning from R&R into Iraq and the only memorable time was when I met a really hot girl on couchsurfing in Moscow on my R&R and she was leaving for Dubai for a holiday so I said I would see you there and my company screwed up with my visa when I got to Dubai so I ended up having 5 nights with her. I told her about a place on the beach where I knew we could go and have sex but this time after only 3 minutes into it we got caught by an Indian security guard and I was shitting an absolute brick, luckily he just told us to go home as the beach was private, I then told the Russian girl about the English couple who got in serious shit and she was like OMG but then 5 minutes later we walked to anohter beach and did the same thing behind a boat. Fond memories.
Oh and reading some news report about Egypt recently it was talking about how how it wasn’t that long ago that Egypt banned female circumcision, shit No wonder she could not come.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/jun...umanrights