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Your Funniest Rejection Stories.
#51

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

a) Recently in Vienna: I went to a speed dating event (in another country, as I am from Switzerland). Sat down on the sofa, the girl was smiling, she came very close, we almost kissed, she said she knows me. I had no idea. She said she's looking forward to see me again. It was a match. I sent her an email. She said we met on an erotic platform (joyclub) a few days ago. Ups, now I remembered. Back then, I asked her for some pictures where her face is visible but wasn't interested anymore when I received the picture. Now it was her turn. She happily declined on seeing each other again.

b) In a club where most people were 16-18: there was a girl, about 20m in front of me, she saw me, and was yelling: oooh fuck, the pedophile is here. All people around us (maybe 20-30 persons) were looking at me and didn't laugh but just looked and stopped walking. It was very embarassing.

c) First date, was walking through the park with her. It was evening, already dark. Took her behind a tree, had some great sex (at least I thought it was great). Landed on the ground, had some more sex. Had my orgasm. A second later, she stood up and told me I should delete her phone number right now. She wanted to leave, I tried for the next hour to ask why she's not interested in me. She never answered.

d) I was about 22. Invited a milf into my (first) apartment. Had a shower together. I had problems with my stomach and.. there was some brown shit landing in the shower. She left the apartment immediately and told me she will never ever meet a young boy again. It was extremely embarassing.

e) I once met a girl, went for a drink. There was another girl at another table, she came to our table and told us whether she could join, as her date didn't show up. I was very surprised but why not. We were talking together, and it was already after midnight when the new girl said that she missed her last train back home. Offered both of them to stay at my place if they want. They agreed. We left the bar, I thought I was in heaven. Outside, a girl I met earlier in my life was waiting. And began to laugh "haha, did you really think that will ever happen to you?" I.e., she organized both girls. It was because I had a ons with that girl and she thought she has to pay it back to me somehow.

f) I drove 1h to Zurich. Met a girl from the internet. She looked very good. The date went on and, we switched the location 2x. We spent 4h together. At the end we said good-bye, but no kisses. Afterwards, she never texted back again. I insisted and sent multiple messages. She finally replied and told me it was the most boring conversation she ever had in her life.

g) Younger again, maybe 23? Me and my friend visited this one girl who was alone at home. She invited us and it was clear that it would end in a threesome, although she must have been 18 or so, not older. It started very promising, she was lying on the ground and my and my friend were kissing her body. He kissed her. Now I wanted to kiss her. But ups, she turned her face away, to avoid kissing me. It was devastating. I left the apartment immediately, jumped on my motorbike and drove through the city at night way, way too fast. Luckily, nothing happened.

h) I went to a foam party and stayed at an apartment nearby. Couldn't take a girl back to the apartment. However, their was that facebook girl from that area. It was morning (after the party). She invited me. She looked quite sexy but something was wrong. We had sex and afterwards I wanted to leave. That's when she turned into a nightmare. She closed the door and asked for money. Didn't want to pay. She said she will call the police and tell them I raped her. It was finally me who called the police but the cop told me I should forget the whole story and go home. Was crazy, I thought she would kill me.

And lots of other stories [Image: wink.gif] That happens when you stay single for your whole life :-P
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#52

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Sitting in first-class on a short flight, like 1 hr. Blonde smokeshow sits next to me. After we get our drinks I ask her if the airline charged her more to sit next to a good-looking guy.

She replied, 'Yes, but I didn't want to pay.'

#SickBurn
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#53

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

By far the hottest girl I have opened. Tall, blonde in short skirt and high heels. She was walking to her car in the parking lot. I approached but she got in the car before I could say anything. I knocked on the window. She lowered the glass and I went direct "Are you single?" She didn't reply but I kept rambling for a good 1 to 2 minutes. All of the sudden, I hear a guy laughing. Turns out she was talking to her boyfriend on Bluetooth and didn't hang up when I approached. Guy laughed and said nice try.
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#54

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

In Boston during college I was a bit buzzed after a Bruins game. Was sitting at the bar and these two girls sat next to me. I started running some indirect game (just talking and asking normal questions). The girl next me turns to me and says we are fucking Lesbians asshole, go the fuck away. I laughed and just continued to sit there and chat up the bartender who was my roommate. I think I said something to him along the lines of having I tough crowd that day.

About 5 minutes later the girl next to me turns, lifts her beer over my head and pours it on me saying I told you to go the fuck away (I was not even talking to them)

After about 30 seconds of shock wore off I just went numb and lifted my beer over her head while simultaneously scooping up guacamole I had just ordered in my other hand. Before she could fully react I poured my full pint over her head while I smeared guacamole all over her face.

Her friend was started screaming I was assaulting her friend, my roommate said run dude (now) I got you. I took off while a few white knights chased me and yelling to cops driving by to catch me.

Finally some cops caught up to me and stopped me. I told them what happened, and gave them my military ID. They both sorta smirked and one said, thanks for your service son, also relax on the beers until after the game next time. The other cop just leaned on the patrol car chatting me up about how the game went while his partner checked me for warrants. They cut me loose with a warning.

Totally worth it. If I could do it over again I would have gotten her friend to before my escape.

I'd be in jail for assault if that had happened today in Boston. You actually had to commit real crimes back then to get arrested.
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#55

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Once I was strolling through campus on a sunny afternoon, two gorgeous blondes, both 8s were sticking some posters to the walls, that was a situation where I often get confused because one wants to date both (ideally at the same time [Image: banana.gif] ) while he doesn’t know which one is interested whatsoever, so I randomly asked one of them, she paused for a second then said I have a boyfriend, I asked her what about your friend then (I know not the smartest thing to do) then they both paused for whole ten seconds and she said I’m taken too.
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#56

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#57

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Guess I got a few thousand rejections in my life.. however, a few I remember:

1. I once met an older woman who said via chat already that she is looking for guys with a big penis. I thought "whatever", she will get horny anyway. She was an ex domina, her whole apartment had very special "furniture". When I took off my pants (and after I licked her pussy already), she immediately said "sorry, no, you are a nice guy but your penis is just not big enough for me.. it doesn't make any sense to have sex with you, I won't have an orgasmus.. sorry but you have to go now". That was rather disappointing.

2. I once met a girl who was about 18(?), we lived in the same building. We had sex. A few weeks later, I went to her place, had sex with her mum. It was crazy. A few weeks later, I have seen the younger girl again on the street, wanted to say hi, but she ignored me. I still don't know whether she ever found out that.. but I guess no. Too bad I never told her.

3. I met quite a hot girl (only a few months ago), we were talking for 4.5h, but later via text, she told me she is not interested. I said myself I will never ever spend so much time into a girl without escalating. Only a few days later I met another girl, and spent again 4h talking together. She too texted me back that she wasn't interested in me. I felt like the most stupid guy on earth. And maybe I wasn't that wrong.. [Image: wink.gif]

Could go on but I guess you got the point.. I just had too many shitty experiences in my life.. guess that's the reason I become quite melancholic at times [Image: wink.gif]
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#58

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

I've had too much to remember but one that come to mind is when I ran into a girl I knew outside a club and she goes right up to me and starts telling me how ugly I am, she was clearly drunk but I could see her eyes scanning my face and very sternly saying "You look so ugly".."you changed".."how ugly" etc. It was awkward as fuck and other ppl who heard were pretending like they weren't paying attention and looking the other way to not make me feel bad.

This other time on the dance floor this chick accidently touches my face while flailing her arms around and looks at me and goes "eww, eww, I touched his face" and all her friends laughed of course..i laughed it off and kept dancing but obviously killed my confidence for the night.
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#59

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Quote: (05-31-2018 02:36 PM)Axel99 Wrote:  

I've had too much to remember but one that come to mind is when I ran into a girl I knew outside a club and she goes right up to me and starts telling me how ugly I am, she was clearly drunk but I could see her eyes scanning my face and very sternly saying "You look so ugly".."you changed".."how ugly" etc. It was awkward as fuck and other ppl who heard were pretending like they weren't paying attention and looking the other way to not make me feel bad.

This other time on the dance floor this chick accidently touches my face while flailing her arms around and looks at me and goes "eww, eww, I touched his face" and all her friends laughed of course..i laughed it off and kept dancing but obviously killed my confidence for the night.
That's brutal!
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#60

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Wasn't very funny but it pissed me off.

Was in a shitty Barcelona spot. Very ugly bachelorette party comes in with one girl wearing the band saying something in Spanish or Catalonian.

The girls are hideous. I kinda feel bad for them and decide that she deserves attention so I ask her what the writing means.

She looks at me in the ugliest face possible, yells "what does it mean? Agaaain?" Then fucking flips me off with both hands in the middle of the place.

I would have never fucked that girl even for a billion dollars and was being fucking nice. Women....
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#61

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

I was in a bookstore here in the US and saw a hb7. I opened and we vibed for a good 3 to 4 minutes. Everything went well or so I thought.. I went for the number close and got the number. A couple of days later I called the number to try something new instead of texting. A guy answered the phone. This chick had given me her boyfriend's number [Image: sad.gif]
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#62

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

I was once to a concert in some pub and met there one girl I know with very pretty friend. We only chatted a little bit. When concert finished, I went to a bar, where my friends work as bouncers (one of them is my best friend and second one I didn´t know very much that time).
The bar was empthy yet, but I met there this pretty girl I chatted to at a concert. So we have a talk and I felt it´s gonna be very good evening. We decided to change bar and go somewhere else together.
As we are leaving, my best friend gives very strange look to me. I reply to him with very proud look and transfer my plans with this girl to him with eye conctact.
Then he asked me, if I know that this is girlfriend of the second bouncer. I had nothing to say.
They are still together and still having a fun from me because of this situation.

"Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people."
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#63

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Opened up a set, tried to banter, and the girl said she knew what the game was, and that she's not playing it. Went south from there.
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#64

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Recently: I met a girl who was 19 (I am 36). It's the first time ever a girl said that I look better in real life than on my pics. I was (almost) in heaven (she wasn't a 10, rather a 5, but what more can I ask for when she's just slightly above 18) [Image: wink.gif].

We landed somewhere in a residential quarter, it was evening, we had spontaneous sex on remote alley. Not for too long, I was just too horny and it was too hot and I was tired that day.

On the next day, I texted her and asked her whether we want to meet again. She replied "only if you can for a bit longer". So far she didn't have time anymore.. ups.. [Image: wink.gif]
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#65

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Barcelona, and this is indicative of barcelona. Was at a really cool hotel club party, good music. was planning my attack and this 6 was dancing next to me and her friend was an 8 (maybe later I would approach). she accidentally backed into me, and I swear to you guys, as she turned around to see who she just stepped on, I simply gave her a light friendly pat on the back and smiled and nodded and said "hey" and was about to keep dancing...but at the corner of my eye I noticed a death stare so sharp I wondered what world I was in. I waved at her again and just nodded "its ok". she goes: "I DONT WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO YOU"
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#66

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Got a stinging rejection today, reading this thread makes me feel better
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#67

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

At a night club in Sevilla (it was called Uthopia, defintely check it out if you are there. The place has a nice oriental, Arab vibe) I approached this young Spanish girl but her cousin who accompanied her totally freaked out and starting yelling I shouldn't talk to her cousin and fuck off. Now when people lose their shit what I like to do is escalate stuff by provoking them even more. I'm also not going to walk when some rude person tells me so for literally no reason. So I kept talking to that girl and the point is that she was interested but her cousin just pushed her away and stood in between us while she was yelling at me. She freaked out so hard I thought was going to hit me. Finally turned around because I realised I did not want to get into a fight with a girl in a Spanish nightclub
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#68

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Okay, I've shared this with other forum members privately, but I'll go ahead and share it here.

I had a shot at a threesome with two girls, and a faggot fucked it up.

So, I met two girls who were in my apt building in NYC two years ago at a campus event. It was lame, so we bounced to several bars drinking. I never paid a cent, the hotter of the two (a blonde - it's always blondes doing this to me) paid my way all night. She was a shy trump supporter. The other was a gangly basketball player. I kept up kino with both of them all night, they loved it. But their faggot friend fucked it up. He was catty with me all night. Friendly male banter was met with sass and snark.

We bounce back to their apt. The guy randomly brings up homos, the girls give their opinion on the fag community. I get asked, and I am honest. "I think they have a lot of sadness in their lives." I cite high drug abuse and child abuse rates. I explain how every homo I've met had been abused as a child. He then says I'm lying and that they're happy like everyone else, and should be totally accepted. I said whatever, trying to let it slide. He keeps pushing, saying he was abused as a kid and he isn't gay. He asks what would I do if a gay offered me sex. I said I'd say no, and leave immediately. he said he'd bend the dude over and eat his ass.

Then I say, "Well, there ya go, you were diddled as a kid, and now you're a fag."

He starts fucking crying, the hot trump supporter girl leads him to his room to comfort him, and basketball girl says she thinks I should leave. I groaned and shuffled my drunk ass back to my apt.

So that's how I missed out on a threesome my 2nd week in NYC. Morals of the story: don't get too drunk when gaming, and divert and deflect all thorny issues in conversation. Basic shit, I know.

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#69

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

I remember I had a friend with me and we went to some event where most of our colleagues went. One of our colleagues was married to a guy who I was friend with , and he told me his wife's sister would come up. I saw her a few months before and I liked her. At that time I wasn;t very successful with women so it was a big deal for me. Both this guy and my close friend promised me to "help". At some point I talked to her for about half an hour. Surprinsly , I wasn't too shy or too introverted and I felt that I did well , as I was more relaxed than I thought. I wouldn't say that she fell in love with me but I couldn't imagine the following :
LAter my two friends talked to her and i was with another group of people , i could see them about 10 meters away. My friend asked if she liked me and I saw her face swifting into some sort of disgust. The same face she could have made when she would open the fridge and see a rat.

I felt totally humiliated and my self-confidence went even lower than the level of the sea.It was really harmful.
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#70

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Earlier up in 2018 this happen.
A girl promised to come over my place but flaked, so my spirit was kinda dampen.
On that same day, later in the night, this happen:
- went to my favorite fast food restaurant
- on entering through the restaurant door, I spot one of the most sexy women I have ever seen
- she was couple feet behind me and heading to same restaurant like me
- her body scream sex appeal
- while in the ordering line, she was directly behind me so I open her with “ what’s your favorite food on the menu”
- convo flowing good
- on collection of my order, I ask her for her number and she reply “no” while the server girls and cashier looking at us
- took my food and walk out immediately.
- that night I felt like shit, getting flaked on and then been rejected infront of couple of people
I believe she rejected me because I was in my high school shirt( I’m 18) and she being over 28.

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#71

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Quote: (08-26-2018 11:27 AM)Roswell87 Wrote:  

Earlier up in 2018 this happen.
A girl promised to come over my place but flaked, so my spirit was kinda dampen.
On that same day, later in the night, this happen:
- went to my favorite fast food restaurant
- on entering through the restaurant door, I spot one of the most sexy women I have ever seen
- she was couple feet behind me and heading to same restaurant like me
- her body scream sex appeal
- while in the ordering line, she was directly behind me so I open her with “ what’s your favorite food on the menu”
- convo flowing good
- on collection of my order, I ask her for her number and she reply “no” while the server girls and cashier looking at us
- took my food and walk out immediately.
- that night I felt like shit, getting flaked on and then been rejected infront of couple of people
I believe she rejected me because I was in my high school shirt( I’m 18) and she being over 28.

>Sex appeal

>Over 28

Pick one

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you will die the same way.
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#72

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

I was in Westlake Village, California, recently, visiting and there is a popular mall there, 'The Oaks', and I decided I needed to brush up on my game.

As I'm walking around the mall window shopping I spot two HB 8s (both blondes) in the Victoria Secret store looking at lingerie at the entrance of the store and I open to one of the blondes holding up a black lace undie that she's displaying for her friend:

ME: "Ooh, you're not gonna wear that one are you?"
They both look at me and the blonde holding up the undies:
BLONDE #1: "Maybe, why?"
ME: "I think you have better taste than that. Go with these (I grab a pair of red undies sitting amongst the random pile)."
BLONDE #2: "Do you have any recommendations for me?" (says with a wry smile)
ME: (I grab a pair of bright blue panties) "These will go great with your figure." (I smile back)

Unbeknownst to me, the store manager had snuck up behind me.

STORE MANAGER: "Excuse me sir, I thought I told security that I didn't want to see you around here again!" says this while I'm holding up the undies and a group of parents and children are walking by the front of the store, all eyes are now on me. The two blondes have a look of surprise on their faces and I feel demoralized.

ME (I announce to everyone present): "I have no idea what she's talking about." The blondes quickly disappear and I throw the undies back on top of the pile and make a b-line outta the mall.

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#73

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^

That straight up sucks!
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#74

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Had a girl in my rotation drop out today, I got a good laugh out the text she sent me:

"Hey, I'm just not sure I can be the sub to your dom. I hope you understand"

It's funny, because two days ago I had her tied and blindfolded while screaming my name. She was shaking afterwards for at least 10 minutes. I took a look at her Tinder profile before I unmatched her and it said:

"Probably more dom than you"

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#75

Your Funniest Rejection Stories.

Quote: (09-01-2018 05:46 PM)Investment Bro Wrote:  

Had a girl in my rotation drop out today, I got a good laugh out the text she sent me:

"Hey, I'm just not sure I can be the sub to your dom. I hope you understand"

It's funny, because two days ago I had her tied and blindfolded while screaming my name. She was shaking afterwards for at least 10 minutes. I took a look at her Tinder profile before I unmatched her and it said:

"Probably more dom than you"

For me plates ghost if no longer interested.

The fact that she contacted you is more important than what she said. Might even be a shit-test to see how you react,

Should maybe re-engage in a few weeks, act like nothing happened.

Had a girl earlier this year text me next day saying 'this needs to be a one time thing'. Banged her again 2 days later. My attempt to bang her a third time ended in an absolute clusterfuck partly due to my bad game, but that's another story.
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