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The New Tomb Raider is Flat
09-20-2017, 09:37 PM
Dude, that last picture is pretty gross. I never really played the games when I was younger and I was only mildly intrigued by the movies with Angelina Jolie when I saw them. I'm not expecting much from this movie either.
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09-20-2017, 09:39 PM
Feminists gonna femininst? Who was in charge of casting? Hollywood is so out of original ideas. What do they do? Take a classic series, pick a female lead that has a smaller chest than your average Filipina girl and then cast her as the iconic Laura Croft? It will probably do okay at the box office due to "gurl power", just like those women that go out to see the God-awful J-Law films. Blech, I'll pass.
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09-20-2017, 09:53 PM
2017's The Mummy is a dud.
2017's King Arthur is a dud.
2017's Ghost In The Shell is a dud.
2017's Underworld is a dud.
2017's Wonder Woman is a dud.
2017's Alien (Covenant) is a dud.
2017's Transformers is a dud.
Etc. Etc.
With very limited exception (Logan). You're better off being of the opinion that every Hollywood film released these days will be a dud.
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09-20-2017, 10:07 PM
Hundreds of millions of dollars budget on a fucking video game movie and they couldn't spend $30 on a padded bra?
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The New Tomb Raider is Flat
09-20-2017, 10:12 PM
Boobs were the point of Tomb Raider. Lame.
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The New Tomb Raider is Flat
09-20-2017, 10:25 PM
Actually this chick, Alicia Vikander, looks like a combination of Leighton Meester and Natalie Portman. She was dangerously attractive, seductive even, in the movie Ex Machina. It's a shame her body is so boyish.
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09-20-2017, 11:35 PM
She has a good face and a schnoz that looks good on her but in that picture she looks like a 12 year old boy.
Looked hot in Man from U.N.C.L.E though, good makeup and clothes.
I'm surprised Gal Gadot didn't get this gig.
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The New Tomb Raider is Flat
09-20-2017, 11:44 PM
Dud casting aside, I fail to see how this movie isn't anything other than a hyperactive CGI fest of no value.
Perhaps they're banking on the Chinese market?
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09-21-2017, 12:29 AM
From the trailer it appears to be some mix of 2013 game with its sequel. Notice that Trinity is mentioned and we have some cultists but they don't worship Himiko.
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09-21-2017, 02:24 AM
Stop it, you assholes. Man up and a grow big enough balls to appreciate that beauty comes in all sizes.
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