[elRey]

Thought I'd drop a recommendation to visit one of the craziest, mind-bending cities in Europe - Napoli. I was there for a week in July and got with 4 lovely girls.

While I was partying a fair bit elsewhere in Italy, in Naples, I had trouble leaving the hostel to party at night because I was pulling too easily at the hostel.

Napoli truly is a wild place. I'm referring to the antics of the locals. They are such strange people, in a good way. Not to mention the vibe of the city creates an ideal setting to pull chicks from hostels if you end up staying in one.

It's the dirtiest city in Europe I saw - but the people are dressed slick and look damn good.

Groups of locals shooting the shit, drinking outside their houses on main roads with each other at 4am on a fucking weekday.

At one point, I was with a French chick minding my own business when a bunch of harmless but obnoxious little Neapolitan thugs (ages: 13-17) start harassing us for cigarettes while trying to push some coke. How do you not have money for cheap cigarettes, but you got coke to sell? And you can get cigarettes from many vending machines without any ID.

The people drive like fucking lunatics - 12 year olds tripling up on a scooter beeping the horn, speeding past the police is standard. I have never seen such dangerous driving, and I've been to tons of hectic places. Even in SE Asia, India, South America, the people mostly slow down when doing dangerous manoeuvres - not in Naples. Pedestrians beware.

The amount of blatant rule breaking was astounding. People smoking right inside indoor metro stations. Littering in that city is out of control, and I hear it used to be worse. Young people drinking outside constantly smashing their bottles on the road after they're done. Near the main train station is one of the seediest places I've walked through in a while.

I've never seen a city with such small cars with as many passengers inside. Like, the cars are AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE, and you constantly see people driving these cars with 3 people in the back, crammed up like bloody clowns.

I was buying beer at bars for 1 euro, loading up on those with the big ass small waist Czech chick I met (she also came to visit me in Warsaw boom). A bottle of wine to split with a French girl in a bar near the hostel set me back 3 euro. A bottle of vodka to split cost about 11 euro, which the smoking Argentinian chick I was with picked up at 3am with a coffee (Italians are the only ones who will order try to order espressos after midnight. Smooth as fuck, I picked up the habit).

It's a shame the wild Hungarian chick I got with (mad piercings/tats) didn't ask for any drinks and took me straight to a hilltop abandoned house to fuck while daily fireworks were going off. I hear the local dealers pop off fireworks when a big drug deal finishes up.

I was banging hotties non-stop in Napoli, and really have to recommend it. The 'beach' I went to, however, was the shittest beach I have visited to date - only older fat people and kids - though I did go midday on a weekday.

The key to unlocking this gem while I was at my hostel was picking the best looking chick at the hostel common area each night, and just hanging out in the group for a bit, engaging her as much as possible, and after 10 mins discreetly pulling her away outside to smoke a joint (I was loaded up on green for some reason). After, I took them to the local main area where there were chill bars around. We grabbed alcohol, chain smoked, and just laughed at all the crazy shit happening around us. Physical escalation and then at some point just kiss and try to fuck them outdoors somewhere. I think I actually fucked all these chicks outdoors haha wow

After the girls went to bed, I usually went back to the town centre for a bit of cultural enrichment. Late night exploration is the best in Italy. Pizza, great coffee, rich cakes, chocolate, gelato. (Side note: I actually saw the vast majority of the historical sites in Italy (Rome/Florence/Venice) at evening/night since I was checking them out with chicks). They really know how to have a good time in Italy.

I really loved Napoli, and will definitely go back. The girls were a bonus though and it's an ideal spot. Your style and vibe has got to be right on though, Italian dudes know how to dress.

Also, super cheap. A mad margherita pizza was setting me back 3.5 euros. Freshly made and hot from the wood fired oven. Public buses are free (if you don't buy a ticket, of course, nobody checks. Ha.)

Pompeii was interesting too. Right near there.

Italy is great. Hot chicks in the hostels. Style is 10/10 - people dress well. Food couldn't be better. People are nice as hell. You feel cultured AF, especially checking out the Vatican or smoking a J with some pizza in front of a monument you've seen in pictures your whole life. And if you've already got a Latin language under the belt, then you can get around real easily and after a couple of weeks, should be making basic convo with the locals which they always appreciate.

edit: the musical taste of that city is stuck in the American 80s Pop era. The city went through something of a hey day at that time, and then shit hit the fan. Consequently, American 80s Pop reminds all these jobless, idle people of the good old days. They are obsessed with it... to a fault. The first couple of songs are always nice to hear and get you going, then it's the same shit over and over. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

[yesinmyname]

I'm glad you did well in Napoli mate.

Napoli is one of the most underrated cities in Europe, both touristically and for women.

Ass and boobs guys will appreciate it, as the latin american version of Europe.
Having the patience to past the usual bullcrap these chicks put out may be highly rewarding, esp for a light skin player.
Historically guys from the States have been killing there, and the exotic factor still exists due Napoli being still partially touched by mass tourism.
Now that the seafront Promenade is pedestrian, with plenty of bars, restaurants and pizzerie to hang out, the set up is good before going for the bang.

You just want to avoid low class chicks, as the most ignorant and rude people in town. Not that you'll be hard pressed to go after them anyway, as usually low class means fat, short and tatted up monsters.

Posillipo hill overlooking the gulf (Via Petrarca and Via Orazio) is the place to look for well educated and well off families girls.

Same goes for Vico Belledonne in Chiaia area, which is in the maze of alleys with plenty of bars west of Piazza dei Martiri.
Nearby Lungomare and shopping streets.

[threeofdiamonds]

I will also vouch for Napoli. I was there when the football team won the Coppa Italia and it was nuts. I would also recommend Venezia and Amalfi, though the latter has a shortage of hostels.

[yesinmyname]

Forgot to mention that Napoli has a long-standing tradition for tailor-made clothing.
High quality suits can be had for a fraction of Savile row tag.

https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/young-...ts-naples/

https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/neapol...ets-style/

https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/enzo-c...ke-tailor/

[NextStop100]

Were the girls you pulled at the hostel locals or tourists visiting Naples?

[Themin]

from what i read all his girls were pulled from the hostel he stayed at. Makes sense.

[traveler97]

I live near Naples, just few questions:
1)Did you bang only foreigners girls, right?
2)What do you mean with "well dressed"? Because some of the young guys/girls dress in a really trash way.
3)If you can write the hostel's name (even with PM), I can check in the next days.
For the rest you're right (especially the exotic factor), now I must go, but I will write about the city seen from a local.

[5-7 Hedonist]

Interesting descriptions of life in Naples.

There's a movie from 1959 or 1960 that portrays many aspects of life almost exactly as described, It Started in Naples, young kids pan handling, people dressed up, seemingly everyone staying out late into the night drinking, eating, socializing.

[kirdiesel]

Congrats on having a decent week. However....

All those bangs are seemingly hostel girls and zero locals, having nothing to do with the city itself.

Or did I miss that part of the sheet?

[bumborass]

I stayed in Naples for a month last year.. from late May-late June. Wrote a small datasheet on it. There are plenty of beautiful women (as you can expect from southern Italy) but unless you're fluent in Italian, live in Naples, or have a legit social circle, I found it hard to get the local women.

I got one lay from Naples, some law school chick that spoke fluent English from a small town maybe 20 mins away from the center. Nothing to write home about though, a solid 6 at best.

Cheap city though, but only because it's dirty and most people are unemployed. If I ever go back, I'd definitely stay in Vomero or one of the other more well-off neighborhoods.

[MrRoundtree]

In Mykonos most italians were from Napoli for some reason

[NapoleonDynamighty]

This is a fun informative post but a highly misleading title and perspective. Obviously OP is still on the natural high that banging 4 fit birds in one week will give you but take those rose tinted blinkers off and the post equals to saying go to Barcelona -The best ever coffee in the world that I drank at an Italian cafe. The thread should say - Go to hostel A the hidden gem of a hostel in Napoli to swoop easy foreign poosay.

[worldtraveler3]

How old are you?

Most people on rvf prefer airbnb over hostels and hostels can get old after 30 something. Most people also prefer a local to a hostel chick.

[elRey]

Girls were just other travellers, none from Napoli - unfortunately.

I tried talking to quite a few girls from there, while I was out exploring the city, but my Italian was basically me just learning a few basic Italian tricks and applying them to my Spanish, so I couldn't really have a good conversation with them.

Almost no locals speak English. It's incredible. They really don't give a fuck about it. Wild.

I would really recommend the city because even if you do try to spend time with the locals, you get this mad change in your perspective about how to approach life. They just give no fucks over there. Really chilled culture. Amazing.

I just felt it was worth mentioning the city because I felt it was integral to the vibe I created with the chicks. It just seems like a city where the locals openly revel in the more base pleasures of life and that energy helped create an atmosphere that opened the girls' wild side a bit. A player's city, so to speak. Even other Italians from other cities were saying to me how Napoli has a completely different feel to the rest of Italy.

Of course, you get the right hostel and you can work your magic in any city.

If you could pick up decent Italian, I think it would be worth it. The girls there are amazing, I know a few Italian chicks visiting Australia on their work holiday and they exude a certain playful energy which I understand more having been to Italy. I'd love to hear if other guys have cracked that country.

[MarkNordic]

Great report. The closest I've been there is Rome, but if Naples really is so different then I def gotta go next summer.

BTW, some people here act like you didn't do good because "you didn't bang a local." I bet most of them have never been to Italy and don't realize how hard it is without speaking Italian, especially if you're young and don't have a big bankroll to spend. You had fun, saw the sights, got high and fucked girls from all over the world - that's all that matters.

[StepUp]

Awesome man! Italians don't have a good opinion about Naples because the city is heavily associated with mafia, criminality, thugs, dirtiness, poverty ecc but it's nonetheless a must city to visit

Local women are very hard to crack, speaking fluent italian doesn't make much of a difference...social circles are very important there

[Moto]

I flagged a pretty bangin Italian here in Mexico a couple years ago. Maybe you gotta get them Italians when they're outside of Italy.

[traveler97]

Guys this is my city, were I born and raised up, so I will try to explain the situation the best as I can:
The city it's cheap, 50% less expensive than Brooklyn and 66% less expensive than Manhattan (a pack of cigarettes is 5$ in Naples, 10$ in Brooklyn and 15$ in Manhattan, you can do the same proportion on every good).
Public transports suck, a bus in the average passes every 1 hour and 30 minutes/2 hours (when they pass), so my advice it's to stay near a metro station of the line 1 (linea 1), better if in the center, because this is the only line who works in a good way (a train every 10/15 minutes).
The best solution is probably is to rent a scooter or a car, but it's an insane idea, because people drive like crazy here, and even if you have got the driver skills of the rally world champion, you will be a noob here.
Food, weather, museums, art and the landscapes are awesome, I don't think I need to deepen the subjects.
And now we come to the worst topic, the girls.
If you want to bang foreign tourists (that is always a good idea, because girls are always 100 times more slutty outside their country than in their homeland), for sure are better Rome or Florence, because there are more tourits (and more tourists= more chance to get laid).
While if you want to bang a Neapolitan girl, I can say just this: forget it.
Seriously, it's probably one of the worst ideas you will ever have in your whole life.
First, you need to break the social circles, and it's hard as fuck, you need a LOT of time, probably more months.
Girls are all LTR oriented, indeed here we say "No relathionship? No sex", seriusly, it's the only way to get laid.
And the relationships here are more close to sugar girl-sugar daddy than to the normal girlfriend-boyfriend, the man ALWAYS PAYS FOR EVERYTHING, and with everything I mean EVERYTHING.
You will think "Ok, I pay but I will choose how to spend the money", right?
WRONG!
The girl will always choose were to go (probably the most expensive places), and if you try to say something, the girl will start to scream like a 5 years old child, until you apologize and you do what she said.
And if you continue on your own way, she will broke the relationship, because she will have got dozens of pretenders who will do everything she will say.
I was forgetting the most important thing: you will lost your freedom.
What I mean?
If you want to go out, you must go with her, and if after 30 minutes of talking, if you're so lucky to persuade her, you will receive a call on your phone every 5 minutes, because she want to know where are you and what you're doing.
They're jealous as fuck, and you must be jealous as fuck too, because for them "it's the only way to understand if someone really loves you" (in the next days I will write some episodes who happened to me and some friend of mine).


After the psychological aspect, we can talk about the body aspect.
How is the average of the beauty in Naples?
To be honest, low.
I explain better: if you take 10 random girls, 1 will be a 10, 2 a 8-9, and the other 7 will be at the best 4-5 (but probably low). There is a huge problem with fat girls, like in the US. And the level of the guys is really high, because everyone hit the gym in the hope to take the best girls.
When you go out you see more guys than girls (because for them it's not an habit to go out often), and if you don't trust me, trust this American blogger http://neversleepalone.com/?p=4464
This is how the average couples look like, with normal-good looking guys and horrible girls (warning: really ugly girl in the next links, open at your own risk and danger):
https://imgur.com/a/fBI1i
https://imgur.com/a/EzPD7
https://imgur.com/a/tbHvW
https://imgur.com/a/FrLzp
https://imgur.com/a/jhJ9t
And this is what you find in the metro:
https://imgur.com/a/IT8hB
And now some pics of the rare good girls (I dated some of them, and it was expensive as fuck):
1)
https://imgur.com/a/gPysg
https://imgur.com/a/WBUQ8
2)
https://imgur.com/a/dmMXG
https://imgur.com/a/bemNL
https://imgur.com/a/Oa49x
https://imgur.com/a/Oa49x
3) (her old boydriend was 20 y.o. guy owner of a 70k € Range Rover)
https://imgur.com/a/NGrvW
https://imgur.com/a/bHpij
https://imgur.com/a/9tL6Z
https://imgur.com/a/HY5jF
https://imgur.com/a/BnJMn

Ok, now I'm sure some of you will say "I want to pick up girls in Naples, how I can do?".
If you're so brave (or stupid), here some advice for you.
First: you must be more than 5'11" (180 cm); height is important as fuck here.
Really good body, 6 pack abs is mandatory.
30-40% of girls speak a good English, so if you learn Italian it's better.
If you're black, blonde with blue eyes, or asian, you've got an edge here, but you must be from the US (especially, here people love everything what is from the US) or any first world country.
You need to act like a gangster, this is the type of attitude that girls want from a guy.
A lot of money, if you want a good girl you must spend 300-400$ for time (restaurant, night club's privè and everything included).
Now this is what is fashionable with young people (under 22 y.o.):
https://imgur.com/a/cxrfe
More we go forward, more the situation go worst...

So at the end, visit Naples worth less?
Yes, everything is amazing, probably is the best city for a romantic trip with your girlfriend. While, if you want to come here to pick up girls, it's the wrong place.
That's all.

[LeBaron]

^^

"I explain better: if you take 10 random girls, 1 will be a 10, 2 a 8-9, and the other 7 will be at the best 4-5 (but probably low)."

So according to you 3 out of 10 girls in Naples are an 8 or above? I guess we have now officially found the city that dethroned Kiev!

[el conquistador]

(09-17-2017 12:28 PM)traveler97 Wrote:  

Ok, now I'm sure some of you will say "I want to pick up girls in Naples, how I can do?".
If you're so brave (or stupid), here some advice for you.
First: you must be more than 5'11" (180 cm); height is important as fuck here.
Really good body, 6 pack abs is mandatory.
30-40% of girls speak a good English, so if you learn Italian it's better.
If you're black, blonde with blue eyes, or asian, you've got an edge here, but you must be from the US (especially, here people love everything what is from the US) or any first world country.
You need to act like a gangster, this is the type of attitude that girls want from a guy.
A lot of money, if you want a good girl you must spend 300-400$ for time (restaurant, night club's privè and everything included).

[Dasm]

Local girls are very difficult in Napels. This report is based on experiences with girls in hostels, but doesn't say anything about experiences witth local girls.

[Giacomo Casanova]

@conquistador: traveler97 meant that since the number of guys outnumbers the one of girls, and on average the girls are ugly, to get a decent girl you need to be at the top in terms of looks and drop money as well.
In Italy you could walk around the city the whole day and not spotting a single one attractive girl. It is worse than in the US, and opposite of countries like Ukraine.

[yesinmyname]

Truckload of crap here. Seriously.
So grossly exaggerated that you may wonder the good faith behind it.

300/400$ a night in Naples? Not even if you try.
In fact this must be the cheapest city of the whole Europe, competing with EE and Balkans for cost of life.

Walking all day in Naples and not seeing a single attractive girl?
You sure not talking of Naples (FL)?
Again, It can't get any better than this if you're into Mediterranean girls.
I place Naples right behind Sicilian chicks for that matter.

Man who pays always for everything? Only if you're after the low of the low in terms of social status.
I've always had offered to split the bill, actually was refreshing to see it happening after tons of trips in LATAM, SEA and EE.

Neapolitan girls are still quintessentially feminine and submissive, if you have frame and know where to look at.
They can be an utter PITA if they spot weakness and yes, in this case they will act like spoiled brat and throw tantrums galore.

Try to build comfort before arriving, focus the pipeline on 1-2 chicks instead of spamming, and build relation with her.
They don't act jaded towards foreign tourist and will be happy to show you around.
Important is to focus on day/online game. Bonus points if you're blonde/US like.

Clubs or bars lead nowhere here.
The reward will come also in the form of craziness under the blankets. No matter how many flags and countries I've visited in my life, the kinkiest freaks in bed generally come from Napoli.

[Beirut]

The experiences of local guys vs tourists in conservative-ish social circle places like the mediterranean will be very different.

So traveler's report may be different than tourists' but both will be valid.

A girl will make a local guy work for it more in these kinds of places (Beirut as well), because she views her social reputation on the line. A tourist however may be viewed as an easy secret outlet for her sexual drive.

[Llama Deam]

As gay as this sounds, Italy is one few countries I've been to where I actually felt self conscious about my looks. There are many good looking blokes in Italy, the competition is fierce. I briefly lived in Italy and even dated an Italian women, and I have to say Italian women aren't worth it. The amount effort you have put in to get a seven is the same amount of effort it takes to get a Russian 10. Usually I wouldn't mind putting that much effort into getting pussy if I was getting something meaningful in return. Yet the younger generation Italian women aren't anything like the others, most don't know how to cook, most are very career focused and put off marriage. Not very many traditional Italian women left in the big cities at least.

So basically in most Italian cities you have put in a lot of effort just pull a girl slightly above average that won't cook for you, will nag you and plus make you pay for everything.