[Giacomo Casanova]

...you have long experience with FSU girls (and speak Russian) - or you are a stagger!

Datasheet
Ayia Napa is located in Cyprus, an island in the Mediterranean Sea. You can reach it from Larnaca airport, and it is known to be the party area of Cyprus. Plenty of nice beaches around, super humid, hot and sunny weather, the place is not different from other Mediterranean islands and the coast of Greece, Italy or Spain.

Our background
I was with Greek and French friends, all of us with long experience in EE, speaking multiple languages. We have good energy and we are in a good shape, generally successful with girls from foreign countries. Our game is slightly different: I rely on good looks, elegant clothes to display instant value and adopt Slavic direct game and advanced dancing skills in clubs. I like approaching in day game with a conversational and more indirect game.
It was arduous here for us. We don't like dealing with bad dressed and immature girls, but there are many of them in Ayia Napa.

Nationality
As for the foreign crowd at the end of June I would say 30% Russian, 30% British, 25% Scandinavian, 15% other nationalities.
We choose this place because we thought that we were "exotic" with our nationality. Apparently no French / Swiss / Spanish / Italian people around - our direct competitors. We arrived with high expectations and great confidence coming from other long trips in FSU where we dominated the field. But the reality in Ayia Napa was different.

British Girls: really avoid them. Even if some of them are really attractive, generally they have bad attitude, don't care about guys look, too young and immature, closed minded and rude in rejecting. Only chances are if you are British or a chavish stagger. For an experienced RVF it might be hard.

Scandinavian Girls: same as above. Quality is slightly better but they prefer to stick in their social circle. Their clubs are fun anyway and they give you at least some minutes for a conversation. They don't care about good and elegant looks. Seems that some of them made jokes about Swiss people and also people which are not from Northern Europe. Didn't like it a lot.

Russian Girls: here we are talking. For a man doing his homework, in Ayia Napa your target should be Russian Girls. If you speak Russian, Ayia Napa is very good. You can just focus on them and it is likely that you will be successful.
Issue for us was that we cannot speaking Russian hence the number of approachable girls decreased dramatically. If you are from wealthy country and with fashion culture and great landscapes, like for example Switzerland, Italy, France, you will have an instant DHV with them. It seems that they don't like the drunk crowd from Britain and Scandinavia.

Other
We saw many Lithuanian girls as well as from other EE countries. Generally working there. I suppose the period was not good as for example in Poland girls still have exams in end of June and maybe they will visit Cyprus in July and August. Also I was surprised to find a few Swiss girls with whom we had good interactions.


Nightgame
This place is full of chavish teenagers who have finished school and go in hordes to this place to get drunk. But Ayia Napa is not a place of debauchery. The ratio males/females is terrible and ridiculous in the night, maybe 75%-25% and many of the girls are already in groups or working as PR for bars/clubs. Don't see many people making out. I was expecting something different. The bars are located close to each other. The logistics is good under this point of view. What surprised me instantly is the massive presence of tattoos shops which are open all night! They are strategically located close to the clubs and at 3am we understood the reason: many guys and girls were in the queue to get a tattoo during and after party!! This might sound crazy but it describes well WTF Ayia Napa is and what kind of visitors are around. Gutter game is not possible, hundreds of people bother you continuously in the street yelling about discounts to enter in clubs. Not easy to maintain the calm and being polite.

Clubs
Senior Frog: this place might be decent at the beginning of the night. But here you could be cock-blocked by the massive presence of figures and staff of the clubs. They always come to you to ask if you want to drink something, otherwise you should leave the club. Bad music and mixed crowd.

Castle: multiple rooms and big club. Good cocktails and decent music, I suggest you to go early and approach girls sitting in the tables. I met many girls from EE here. It was a sausage fest in the weekend.

Grabbarna Grus and Blue Moon: Scandinavian bars. Might worth a try if you know how to deal with Swedish and Norwegian girls. These clubs are a bit outside the main nightlife area hence gutter game is possible. Generally good atmosphere despite being a sausage fest. You need high energy. I had a decent night bouncing between these clubs even if I ended the night shagless.

There are other clubs all around but don't have any clue about them.

Top three:
Zic Zac bar: Swiss bar. This place attracts mainly Swiss and Germans. Nice terrace and good cocktails. Presence of girls from these countries, generally well dressed and who care about looks and elegance. Not a dancing place but nice to relax and making some soft approaches.

Red Square: Russian bar. 80% Russian crowd. This place is good. Pure Russian style bar with Dance and Russian Music. Gorgeous girls. Although here it is extremely arduous to approach girls. If you approach direct you are at risk of being kicked out and banned because "you disturb girls". I don't like this Big Brother control, but here calibration is required and direct game doesn't work. This place is good if you already come with Russian Girls that you picked up in other places or during a date. When they are in their environment Russian girls feel good, dancing like crazy, singing Russian music...and your chances to get the shag at the end of the night increase. Tested. I had a lot of fun here, but only when I was already with Russian girls. In case you buy some cocktails and you are already with a girl nobody will come to disturb or cockblock you.

Soho: at about 2am Red Square closes, and Soho opens. It is nearby. This is a small club with a bar in the centre. Excellent quality, although avoid the weekend when men from Turkey and Cyprus come and spend tons of money dominating the place. Russian crowd mainly. You have to dress well here, average homeless Ayia Napa look doesn't work. Approach is not easy, same rules as in Red Square: no direct approaches, you get controlled. But I like high end places like this, especially when surrounded by Russian girls.


Day Game: Or better calling it Beach Game. The party beach is called Nissi Beach. I would avoid it, massive sausage fest. You should concentrate on other beaches where girls are alone, relaxing, taking photos. With few players or cockblockers around.
I suggest you Konnos Beach and Pantachou Beach.


As it happened
This place was disappointing for me. I was expecting a slightly older crowd, an higher number of girls (general sausage fest everywhere), girls who were more open to the approach, more debauchery. My ROI was very low compared to EE and FSU.
We struggled for few nights not being able to even making out or taking solid contacts, I was losing patience with this place. Beach game wasn't working well. Nightlife was terrible. But Russian girls saved our holiday. Very few English speaking Russian girls in the island but I had great conversations and instant connection with them. I had great time, and I am thinking that I need to learn Russian in the future.

Here my highlights
- Cute girl from Russia in Senior Frog. She was with a girl friend. Slavic direct approach and dancing a bit and then directly to the bar to drink. This is a move that I mastered in FSU, if a girl is into you in dance-floor, after max 5 minutes you need to isolate her in a bar to drink. We changed location bouncing to Red Square. We made out intensively dancing Russian songs, she was clearly into me and I was thinking that it was time to seal the deal. But her girl friend had a boyfriend and refused any approach from other guys. I did my best to manage the situation and we took her girlfriend to the bus stop. She thought about two minutes whether follow her, or follow me back to my place but at the end she came back to her. I was disappointed but it was a good night for the standard of Ayia Napa.

- Swedish MILF, gutter game near Blue Moon club. I approached her in front of the club, very red pill girl, we talked about politics, about how Sweden is totally destroyed by uncontrolled immigration and how she feels now unsafe compared to 15 years ago. Honestly I could have invited her to my place, she was into me, but after being with 18-20 years old girls in FSU, I thought she was a bit old for me and I preferred to say hello and goodbye and come back home.

- Gorgeous Russian girl. Approach in the beach. It was a masterpiece. I had a good conversation with her, she was super friendly and my Greek friend supported me with her girlfriend. We met in the night for a 2vs2 date and after bouncing to several clubs, we went to the Russian Bar. I made out with the girl, danced, etc. After a while, some discussions, but finally back to my place. It was arduous but we ran good game and it was in the end really deserved. Really nice girl and I met her again also the following day. I really like Russian girls: they seem to enjoy the moment, displaying emotions with a bit of craziness. They don't like trashy people and appreciate elegance and savoir faire.

Final thoughts
I would not suggest Ayia Napa. This place is not a good fit with my game. Maybe others might be lucky though. Shagging here seems to be matter of luck, not something built with game, looks, confidence etc. I like party but not being surrounded by drunk and low class teenagers. Taken into account that I will not be 18 years old again, I would return here only with decent Russian skills.

[Beirut]

Very similar experience to my datasheet from last year. And same conclusions.

However the only thing i disagree with is the beach choices. Nissi is busy as hell but still the place to be imo just out of sheer volume. Thats where 99 percdnt of aya napa will be.

Konnos and fig tree whenever we went were 99 percrnt couples or families or groups while Nissi had tens if not hundreds of all girl groups.

Its a chaotic scene in general suitable for those very young or very high energy

[MrRoundtree]

Interesting, I was thinking of going to Cyprus actually.

This reminds me of IOS which I despised (by myself)

[Conquerer7]

As a British guy the way to separate yourself from the other British guys in the eyes of the Scandinavians and Russians is to have your style on point going out in these European party islands. The Med islands are a blast and I enjoyed them in my teens but I'll probably only go to Ibiza at least once now due to the emphasis on the music and a classier atmosphere. I have never understood why 95% of British guys save up all year to go to Spain/Cyprus/Greece to hit on the same British girls.

[Giacomo Casanova]

(07-01-2017 09:00 AM)Beirut Wrote:  

Very similar experience to my datasheet from last year. And same conclusions.

However the only thing i disagree with is the beach choices. Nissi is busy as hell but still the place to be imo just out of sheer volume. Thats where 99 percdnt of aya napa will be.

Konnos and fig tree whenever we went were 99 percrnt couples or families or groups while Nissi had tens if not hundreds of all girl groups.

Its a chaotic scene in general suitable for those very young or very high energy

That's right but in Nissi Beach you have to consider the high competition of guys approaching continuously and in really good shape. In the "family beaches" there are not many girls, but the few available are responsive and nobody approach them. That was for us the fundamental cornerstone to be successful.

(07-02-2017 06:05 AM)Conquerer7 Wrote:  

As a British guy the way to separate yourself from the other British guys in the eyes of the Scandinavians and Russians is to have your style on point going out in these European party islands. The Med islands are a blast and I enjoyed them in my teens but I'll probably only go to Ibiza at least once now due to the emphasis on the music and a classier atmosphere. I have never understood why 95% of British guys save up all year to go to Spain/Cyprus/Greece to hit on the same British girls.

That's totally right. I saw some British guys well dressed (probably bankers from City of London) with table and bottles in Red Square and they were with some stunning Russian women. Hence Russian girls are able to identify British guys who are doing their homework.

[giama]

(07-02-2017 06:05 AM)Conquerer7 Wrote:  

As a British guy the way to separate yourself from the other British guys in the eyes of the Scandinavians and Russians is to have your style on point going out in these European party islands. The Med islands are a blast and I enjoyed them in my teens but I'll probably only go to Ibiza at least once now due to the emphasis on the music and a classier atmosphere. I have never understood why 95% of British guys save up all year to go to Spain/Cyprus/Greece to hit on the same British girls.

Yeh never understood that.

There is even these holiday packages, which are organised by London club promoters, which will fly you out to these islands, and you will be partying with a lot of the same London people. Seen ones to Dubai and Portugal recently.

I think some guys have this mentality that women from UK/London are the be all and end all. There comfortable with dealing with them / havent realised the quality and co-operation is generally better outside of Anglosphere.

Even myself, i was doing mediteranean islands from 18-26, then from 26-30 i discovered Miami-Vegas, now 30 plus i have discovered south america and Asia.

And now i never intend to go back to a Mediterranean island to PARTY (happy to go with a lady), or to AMERICA at all (i still like USA but the price don't justify the fun had)

So it took me stages to educate myself about the globe and still discovering.
Ibiza seems to be the typical uncreative, lads holiday

[Vicious]

Haven't been in over a decade myself but from everyone going I'm hearing Ayia Napa has gone downhill the last decade. An acquaintance who does a lot of seasonal work avoids the place like bubonic plague saying it is now on par with Sunny Beach and attracts a rather trashy clientele.

I'd only recommend it if you have a fetish for a particular ethnicity otherwise you're better off in the Greek or Spanish islands.

[Conquerer7]

(07-02-2017 06:57 AM)giama Wrote:  

(07-02-2017 06:05 AM)Conquerer7 Wrote:  

As a British guy the way to separate yourself from the other British guys in the eyes of the Scandinavians and Russians is to have your style on point going out in these European party islands. The Med islands are a blast and I enjoyed them in my teens but I'll probably only go to Ibiza at least once now due to the emphasis on the music and a classier atmosphere. I have never understood why 95% of British guys save up all year to go to Spain/Cyprus/Greece to hit on the same British girls.

Yeh never understood that.

There is even these holiday packages, which are organised by London club promoters, which will fly you out to these islands, and you will be partying with a lot of the same London people. Seen ones to Dubai and Portugal recently.

I think some guys have this mentality that women from UK/London are the be all and end all. There comfortable with dealing with them / havent realised the quality and co-operation is generally better outside of Anglosphere.

Even myself, i was doing mediteranean islands from 18-26, then from 26-30 i discovered Miami-Vegas, now 30 plus i have discovered south america and Asia.

And now i never intend to go back to a Mediterranean island to PARTY (happy to go with a lady), or to AMERICA at all (i still like USA but the price don't justify the fun had)

So it took me stages to educate myself about the globe and still discovering.
Ibiza seems to be the typical uncreative, lads holiday

Spot on with the mentality. My friends do not understand when I speak about foreign girls and their differences. I do speak about it very rarely as I have learned to keep your relationships private.

[apolis]

Avoid these places like the plague, except Ibiza and Canaria, where you could find some value. Avoid San Antonio in Ibiza.

I would also add Faliraki in Rhodes to the avoid list, although the rest Rhodes is awesome.

Zante is great, except Laganas, where the British teenagers gather. Not a place to pull though.

Don't hit Malia in Crete, but give Hersonisos a chance. It used to be full of Dutch tourists ten years ago, but has gone a bit downhill. Hersonisos is ten minutes from Malia.

[Kieran]

I went in 2001 when garage music was at it's peak and pretty much the whole London garage scene was over there. I had fun but I'd never go to any lad's holiday destination now. A lot of Italian and Scandinavian girls got written off over there back then. Always makes me laugh to hear Italian men talk about British girls being easy, when they have no idea that their women were getting absolutely ran through by road men from London / Birmingham etc., in Ayia Napa. They were known.

Giama these packages are awful. Like BritJam - when I eventually get around to going to Jamaica the last thing I'd want to do is go on a package like that. I suppose the appeal is that everything is organised for you and all you need to do is show up.

[Beirut]

Roundtree if you wanna solo Ayia Napa, PM me and ill give you the name of a hotel that would be good for that

[Giacomo Casanova]

(07-02-2017 11:02 AM)apolis Wrote:  

Avoid these places like the plague, except Ibiza and Canaria, where you could find some value. Avoid San Antonio in Ibiza.

I would also add Faliraki in Rhodes to the avoid list, although the rest Rhodes is awesome.

Zante is great, except Laganas, where the British teenagers gather. Not a place to pull though.

Don't hit Malia in Crete, but give Hersonisos a chance. It used to be full of Dutch tourists ten years ago, but has gone a bit downhill. Hersonisos is ten minutes from Malia.

It would be interesting to find a good place in the Mediterranean sea in summer with FSU presence. In Ayia Napa I couldn't complain about that. Plenty of Russians. A perfect holiday in summer involves going to beach, relax and in the same time hunting. Maybe Montenegro could be good since Russians don't need any VISA.
Otherwise in Baltic sea: Jurmala or Klaipeda could be options even if it is a lot colder over there.

[apolis]

@ Giacomo,

You can find Russians in Greece, no need to hit these Baltic shitholes.

1. Chalkidiki- Thessaloniki

2. Rethymno - Crete

3. Rhodes

[Noir]

Cypriot here.

Ayia Napa ain't the same it was 10-12 years ago, it used to be my bread and butter.

Giacomo, I hope you enjoyed my home island.

BTW, you went to the most touristy places (Senor Frogs and Castle) which are kinda shitty.

I remember Flintstones used to be epic, lots of hotties.

I hope you caught a good fight or two, the Ayia Napa bouncers are notorious for not putting up with any shit.

The locals prefer Protaras which is nearby; if you are after locals, Protaras and Limassol are good for that.

You can find Russians all over Cyprus and there's plenty of hotties.

Funny, my girlfriend wants me to take her to Napa when we visit next month.

I will be in Cyprus in August if anyone wants a quick meetup. Tight schedule but will see what I can do, you need a local to show you around.

For what it's worth, anyone looking to go there, go to Limassol instead. Old town and tourist area, great ratio of locals and foreigners, less ripoffs or tourist traps compared to Ayia Napa.

Anyone looking for more advice PM me and I will point you in the right direction.

I also posted a datasheet on Cyprus (Limassol).

[Giacomo Casanova]

@Noir:
Overall it was a pleasant experience if you regard factors outside game: really nice beaches, clean water of the sea, tasty food (tried the Cyprus Pita with Gyros and fish as well), great place to relax and sunbathing, sunny days. Nightlife was arduous due to the foreigners who devastated the atmosphere in Ayia Napa - probably in Limossol it should have been better. Girls from Cyprus looked hot but didn't have any chance to talk/game, Ayia Napa is 95% foreigner. In the end we succeed so I cannot really complain.

@apolis:
Thanks! probably next summer I will come back to Greece after many years of absence.

[Noir]

(07-04-2017 04:10 PM)Giacomo Casanova Wrote:  

@Noir:
Overall it was a pleasant experience if you regard factors outside game: really nice beaches, clean water of the sea, tasty food (tried the Cyprus Pita with Gyros and fish as well), great place to relax and sunbathing, sunny days. Nightlife was arduous due to the foreigners who devastated the atmosphere in Ayia Napa - probably in Limossol it should have been better. Girls from Cyprus looked hot but didn't have any chance to talk/game, Ayia Napa is 95% foreigner. In the end we succeed so I cannot really complain.

@apolis:
Thanks! probably next summer I will come back to Greece after many years of absence.

I am glad you enjoyed it!

The food, beaches and sun make it epic. I don't really care too much about the women.

Cypriot women are hot but extremely difficult and close minded. I can game them, after 12 years of practice but they're a it of a ballache.

Also small place means they are very conscious of gossip etc. so are careful about how they behave in public.

The foreigners are easy but the ones in Ayia Napa are super trashy. Like I said, I enjoy Napa for the street fights on show, nothing else.

If you ever pop by Limassol, the best option is to go to hotel swimming pools during the day and game tourists there. As a foreigner (or someone with good English levels), no one will really question you.

I used to do that with my mates and it was the best cost/benefit ratio.

Beaches are also good but Cypriots are all in shape and tanned so you need to be in an environment where you can elevate yourself from them. Foreigners are usually pasty and don't do well on our beaches (I hope it doesn't apply to you!).

Greece is also phenomenal. Good food but most importantly, the women there are more open minded.

[icrus]

Random thoughts and input on Ayia Napa:

Transportation:

Cab it from the airport because the bus is a clusterfuck. In the city you can cab or bus it from Nissi beach to the center

Accomodation:

For partying, get a hotel close to the bar street. For the beach, one to Nissi beach. Obviously better if you're walking distance from the clubs.

Beaches:

Have so far really only tried Nissi, which is the party beach and has music and daily day parties. Lots of young people there and if you're as horny as I am, there's a good chance you'll run around with a boner haha.

Bars&Clubs:

Tried and approved:

Soho - upscale Russian club that has lots of hot girls but is not that great for swooping. Reasons being the late opening and early closing time of the dance floor (2am-4am) and that the best girls get extracted to tables by Southern European men with no game. Lots of Russians in Ayia Napa are provincial girls and LOVE the attention by all those dudes (confirmed by multiple girls). They will milk them for money but because those dudes have no game, they will not get pussy. The conclusion is that if you do have game, you can swoop tons of quality pussy at this club by getting bottle service.

Red Square - Russian bar with mostly uptempo Russian music that works until 3am. The crowd after wards splits for the clubs that still work. KEY INFO: Come early, around 1130 or so. Way less sausages then and a good chance of swooping one of the numerous Russians there that are out for a good time. You will probably not pull directly from here but you can bounce with her to another place.

360 Bar - Rooftop-styled bar with house-ish music. Lower energy but great vibe. Come here to swoop pairs of girls at the bar or the tables and pull them to somewhere else. Russian-heavy as well because it's styled more upscale. Would be even better with more people.

Castle - the biggest club there with multiple areas. Figured out way too late that it's the best club for swooping because it has the highest energy. Ratios are a bit worse but if you are dressed well and you got game, you should be able to pull here at least 50% of the time. Works until late as well.

Senior Frogs - just went once because we were too cheap to pay the tenner entrance and were out for Russians anyway. Seemed god though, very high energy and a young, international crowd. Think it closes at 3.

Don't bother with the "afterparty" clubs or the ones with tons of English people. Sausage fests and shitshows.

Swooping&Game:

Ayia Napa is laughably easy for swooping girls. Any guy that dresses well, is laid back and knows the deal will pull tons of pussy here.

The two key words are CONTRARIAN and STANDING OUT.

What do I mean by contrarian? If everyone is dancing around like a chicken on speed, you want to do the opposite. If no one makes a move, feel free to be aggressive. Basic shit but it's highly amplified in Ayia Napa.

We went almost excusively indirect at the beach. Girls get approach A TON there. Trust me, I've seen and heard it. Don't spam approach, don't do stupid shit like splashing them with water or other childish stuff.

There's tons of jacked guys at the beach but they are no real competition because most of them have no game at all. We definitely bossed the beach and we came out of shape and look even worse after a 9 day drinking streak.

Now here's a next level tip that will get you more leads than you know what to do with:

The best places at the beach are right around Nissi beach bar where the music and party is. The vibe is completely different already 100m farther away. At the beginning of your trip you want to tip off the sunbed guys and tell them you'll be there for so and so and you need the beds every day when you come. Until then they can be blocked but you have your own reserved place.

The best ones are the once right around "the alley" from the bar to the sea. It's a tiny detail but it fucking matters a ton.

Then you want to do the following. Get a nice looking bottle of champagne (or two) and some ice and throw it on the table. No need to go for the Moet, do the 10€ version from the shop at the beach. It needs to be champagne because high-value men drink that not beer like construction workers. Then just sit back and let the status do its magic. Girls will fucking notice and you can super casually approach.

We only had those beds the last three days and we got a ton of ROI on it. Had I known that before, I would have swooped at least 3 girls more.

That brings me to standing out.

How to stand out? Dress well. No shorts but jeans and a light summer look. We even went with summer blazers sometimes but it's hot as balls and really not that necessary except in Soho.

Again, don't approach like a fool. There's lots and lots of guys who dream about fucking an attractive Russian for once in their life and they behave accordingly. Even if that is you, do not let the girls on to that fact. You are there to HAVE FUN and NOT to get laid. It took me also a few days to adopt that mindset but when it clicked, I swooped left and right.

If you speak multiple languages that is a massive plus. Russian is the obvious one and we bossed the place with our status of being foreigners in Russia. Even if you don't, the crowd is very international and any language will be helpful.

In terms of girls, there's a huge variety to be experienced. We mostly went with Russians but I swooped two new flags as well. Plenty of German speakers and Serbs there too, although they are more difficult to swoop than Russians. I did not bother with English because almost all of them are trashy, lower class people and not worth the time or the effort. Also very drunk and very young. Can't say much for Scandis, I had one lead from a slightly chubby Norwegian girl but that is not so much my terrain. Will maybe go to their clubs this week. Didn't bother with locals or Greeks either.

I think I covered all that came to my mind for the moment. Can update in a week.

[icrus]

And as far as the stories go:

+5 in 9 nights in Ayia Napa (same number for my buddy).

Frankly, this number should be double as high. We took way too long to figure out the little details and difference-makers of where to go when. Pulled the last three nights.

Swooping two a day is entirely possible (my buddy did it once or maybe even twice, can't remember). Even swooping three can be done with good time management.

I've never had such a massive headache from drinking. We hit the clubs all 9 nights and averaged about 4 hours of sleep, 3 beers and a bottle of champagne a day and an ungodly amount of cocktails a night.

The stories, as far as I can recall them.


Russian, 6,5-7 and 23ish

Swooped her from Soho, which is the most "exclusive" and upscale club where all fitness dudes and Greeks with too much money try to get into the pants of the best-looking Russians.

Can't remember exactly how it went down because I was hammered af. We were outside on the terrace and I chatted her up over the topic of the Greek dudes there or something like this. Was pretty easy to pull home and sex was quite good.

I had another near miss at this place when I was fingering a hot and extremely horny Ukranian. She bounced to the toilet and I thought she had ditched me, so being the horny fucker that I am I approached a super tall girl that I fingered then too hahaha. The security guy broke us up, the girl ran away and I saw the Ukrainian had seen what happened. Tough luck and was quite upset because she was really good looking.


Russian, about 7,5 and 23

We were playing ball in the water and I went with something indirect. She was also from the provinces, like the first girl. Very fit and tiny body. Picked her up from her hotel the next days for drinks and we went to our pool bar for a drink. Things were getting steamy and I suggested ging upstaris for "the view from the terrace". Gave me some resistance and then quite a bit more in the room but got it done in the end. Sex was really good and I was a bit annoyed she didn't want to see me again before leaving. We're in touch though and I guess she'll stay over when she visits Moscow.


French, 7ish and 26

Swooped her after some girl in another bar tried to swoop me but then somehow my friend took her over and I bounced with some guys we met. Was a group of three French girls and the three of us. No idea how I chatted them up, was drunk like the entire time there. They actually suggested their hotel but then we went to the guys' place. I was absolutely sure the orgy would happen but unfortunately when qwe split up to different rooms, my girl was super unrelaxed and we barely fucked for a minute. Needless to say I was blue-balled. Another one was a big whore, the third and best one left a bit unsatisfied after the guy had problems with the condom size haha. Flag captured but shitty, non-sex.


Serbian, about 7,5 and 24ish

We were out with two milfs for drinks that we started at the beach. One being a strong 8 and literally a 9 for her ager (30+), mine was still a solid 7. Things were going well but when I tried to pull her back home and she saw the hotel, she got super pissed and we had to return to my buddy and the 9. I saw I was wasting my time (and so was he) and I told the bottle girl to figure out where the group of 4 girls at the next table is from. When she told me Serbia, I knew that I had an in. As soon as I went over, one of the girls literally threw herself at me. My buddy, being Serbian himself, joined soon and we bounced soon with two out of the 4 to another bar. I let him lead because he's an expert with his local girls. Went back to our place soon and my girl started going at me on the terrace in front of everyone, ha. The others went to the bedroom but for some reason I cannot recall, they didn't fuck. So my buddy brought the girl home (to swoop another on later) and I took over the bedroom. Unfortunately as soon as we started fucking heavily, the liquor hit her head and she had to run to the toilet about three times lol. Still gave her a massive load on her face and a little video for memories' sake.

A little note on Serbian girls: indirect is king. Do not, absolutely NOT, go direct with them. I know this from a guy that has swooped probably close to three figures of Serbian girls and is a local. If they want to fuck you, they will find a way and will let you know subtlely. They're alpha females and can't be bought in a way that Russians can.


Russian, about 7,5 and 23

It was the last night (or so I thought) and we had to force ourselves to go out. Energy was fucking down and I was actually hoping one of my leads would call me for an easy swoop or my buddy would throw me the friend of his sitter. Approached for a bit, among that a 9 that was maybe 20 at best and 99% an escort. Then I saw a girl that I had seen at the beach that day (or so I thought, wasn't her actually) and was in like flynn. She was digging me tons and took us to her table because it was her last night too. Things went a bit slowly and we started roaming around the club again. My buddy bounced to swoop his sitter and I thought I might as well return to the best lead that I had that night. Key word: gift of absence. She bolted up and dragged me to the dance floor. Being super tired and hammered again I danced super-sensual (personal impression) with her. My boner poking her little butt did the rest. From then on it was only a matter of sitting out her friends, which took a good 90mins or so. Wanted to go back home but she said she always had dreamed of beach sex. I didn't want to fuck it up and complied. Was mostly a case of right place, right time and autopilot game.


Have to stay for another week now and will take it easy until the weekend for financial and health reasons. Got a few leads that should get me through the first few days even without approaching. If I had the energy, I could probably do a perfect week but I'm not sure whether I can be bothered.

[Giacomo Casanova]

Congratulations icrus, things seem going very well for you. I imagine that by speaking fluent Russian, you can win hands down especially if you meet a non English speaker Russian girl. Hopefully ratios and age ranges are better now than in end of June when it was full of teenagers. You confirm that approaching in the beach has the best ROI; I would have been more active in day time, I could have gotten more than one shag.
Actually heavy drinking, hot climate and sleep deprivation are a constant in Ayia Napa and after the vacation it took me a few weeks of gym, good sleep and eat/drink healthy to get back to a decent shape.

[icrus]

Actually I said the opposite, there is no need to approach like a madman at the beach. Do it strategically and try to set up 2-3 quality leads for the evening so that you have to actually flake on the girls.

I don't rely on a girl speaking English or not, obviously being fluent in Russian is a huge plus that puts me ahead of most of the competition. But there are plenty of girls that are specifically looking to hook up with a foreigner and do not want anything to do with a Russian speaker, even if he is a foreigner. Do not let that distract you.

I didn't think the age brackets were all that bad. Actually plenty of 20+ girls in the nicer places.

[Traktor]

(07-02-2017 12:49 PM)Kieran Wrote:  

I went in 2001 when garage music was at it's peak and pretty much the whole London garage scene was over there. I had fun but I'd never go to any lad's holiday destination now. A lot of Italian and Scandinavian girls got written off over there back then. Always makes me laugh to hear Italian men talk about British girls being easy, when they have no idea that their women were getting absolutely ran through by road men from London / Birmingham etc., in Ayia Napa. They were known.

Giama these packages are awful. Like BritJam - when I eventually get around to going to Jamaica the last thing I'd want to do is go on a package like that. I suppose the appeal is that everything is organised for you and all you need to do is show up.

Ah the memories.

I was there in 2001 myself as well. I went at the end of June and stayed just yards from the town centre. First week I spent clubbing, drinking and smashing English sluts. I think I only saw my bed once the first week. The second week I spent recovering in hospital and ended up missing my 4 day trip to Syria that I booked.

Epic holiday though and at the time Ayia Napa was UK orientated. 70%+ there were Brits with Scandis and a smattering of Irish. It was the last 18-30 clubbing holiday trip that I went on. I wouldn't go one again or go back to Ayia Napa but I'm glad that I went. Awesome memories of being in places like Carwash, the Castle and after party clubs like Insomnia and River Reggae.

This will give you an idea of the music scene that was going on there at the time.

[Tenerife]

As far as accommodation it looks extremely expensive in Ayia Napa. On booking there is nothing below 95 dollars a night. Are there any cheaper options you guys found?

[icrus]

I booked my extra week for 430€. No food included tho.