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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel
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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

I harbor no ill feelings towards men with homely girlfriends and wives if the woman supports her man. Kerr is a known attention whore who looks to be cashing in on beta bucks.

Let's save the scorn for the women who have ill intent, not just because they are born ugly . I don't think we should be laughing at short guys for something that they were born with and can't change.

I rebuke Priscilla Zuckerberg because she married a vicious SJW for the money, the fame and all that. She knows he is a scumbag tyrant against free speech and privacy. That she is ugly is a moot point to me. I know some ugly women who are loyal wives. I don't scorn them.

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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

This won't end well. This broad is playing the long hustle to tap in thse dudes religious insecruities. This sounds like Russell Wilson 2.0 who because of his religious complex got duped into marrying Ciara who has kids with Future and a history with a ton of other rappers and athletes. But she "changed" and magically became "virtuious" and "chaste". I never understand it.

The dudes get a ton of blame on this as now with this elevenated platform they think they don't need to learn the basics. They don't ever learn the basics of women and just because they deal with much hotter women they just assume very basic and nieve aspects of female nature and just try to extrapolate for all levels nad types of women. Just because a woman acts coy and acts like a good girl and tells you she is it does not mean anything. Look at how she has acted and how she acts. Her actions always show the truth.

This girl is setting her self up to get paid.

Snapchat is about to hit its IPO and will likely break records. This dude will be a billionare before 2020. She knows what is up. After years in the fastlane with band members, broke artists, and monied actors, she wants that big pay day.

Quote: (02-07-2017 09:54 AM)Speculation Wrote:  

Someone's playing someone here. Odds are that he's pedestalising her.

What happened with that Bieber drama where Bieber implied he'd banged Kerr while she was still married to Orlando?

'Say hi to Miranda for me': Bieber's last taunt to Orlando Bloom in restaurant bust-up as supermodel shrugs off drama with topless Instagram snap

Quote:DailyMail Wrote:

Justin Bieber told Orlando Bloom 'Say hi to Miranda for me!' just moments after the actor tried to punch him in an altercation when they ran into each other in an Ibiza restaurant.

The 20-year-old singer was reported to have got 'very close' to the model at an after-party at a New York hotel following the Victoria's Secret show in 2012, while she was still married to Bloom.

[Image: Justin-Bieber-with-Miranda-Kerr.jpg]

There's more:

Justin Bieber 'bragged' about sleeping with Miranda Kerr

Quote:Sydney Morning Herald Wrote:

Apparently Bieber "regularly boasted" about sleeping with former Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr while she was still married to Bloom.

...

A source told the New York Daily News: “Bieber would brag about it while he was in the studio”.

The 'Beauty and the Beat 'singer met Kerr backstage at a Victoria's Secret show in 2012, and later claimed the model said she wanted to "make him a man", according to The Mirror.

Could be gossip rag bullshit, but there is video footage out of Orlando taking a swing at Bieber after he taunted him at the Ibiza restaurant.

Red flags. She is one of the prettiest woman in the world, but she already has a kid to another man and presumably behaved badly enough for Bloom to give her the flick.

Girlfriend, sure, but wife? For a 26yo billionaire?

WBBWNWU (Would Bang, But Would Not Wife Up)

Bieber is from Toronto. Despite his lesbian Ellen apperence he still knows how to swoop. I belive more stories of him smashing broads you hear than now.

Also with hieght. Yes many celeberties are quite short. Most actors are 5 foot 10 and under as they have to normalize height for screen casting. You want all people to fit into a frame nicely and height distorations ruin it. Many singers and performers are short as well.

Likely from lack of sleep and what not from devoting so much time and energy to thier craft growing up. None of those people just work up with talent. Lots of long days, nights, of practice made them. Things like sleep and diet likely took a back seat.
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#78

Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Prediction: they get married.

Have sex once on honeymoon, maybe she brings the heat the whole week if he's lucky.

She will not give blowjobs, she's "not that sexual."

Being "not that sexual" sex is once a week max, missionary with the aid of large amounts of drugs and/or alcohol on her part.

Goes down to monthly.

She puts in a year or two, whatever her attorney says is necessary to ensure a reasonable payout.

Divorces him, ends up being the first female multi-billionaire since that chick who ran the hoax blood testing company.

And I hope no-one feels sympathy for mr. Traditional values sexting-billionaire cuck homo beta-male faggot.
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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Quote: (02-08-2017 08:09 PM)Gunner Wrote:  

Quote: (02-08-2017 08:08 PM)Troller Wrote:  

Don´t know if relevant but Snapchat is doing an IPO soon.

At a $25b valuation.

Exactly. Soon. The IPO has not happened yet, which means that Spiegel is a paper billionaire at best. And since Snapchat recently announced it may never actually be profitable, I don't know how well the IPO will go. Elizabeth Holmes was also a billionaire not that long ago...

Also, Snapchat is based in Los Angeles, not in the Bay Area.

I have read interviews with Spiegel and the impression I got was that he's Machiavellian. I would give him the benefit of the doubt before playing the sour grapes card and calling him a beta cuck.

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#80

Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Snapchat has promise as they have figured out the advertising hustle. Not just paid content but they now have short ads embedded into your stories like mini commericals. Also they will have live content streams soon to compete with periscope and Facebook live.
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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Quote: (02-09-2017 11:44 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  

She will not give blowjobs, she's "not that sexual."

Being "not that sexual" sex is once a week max, missionary with the aid of large amounts of drugs and/or alcohol on her part.

Goes down to monthly.
Men are so sex mad, how dare he feel entitled to her? It's her body her choice. Geez, he's such a pig.

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#82

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Quote: (02-09-2017 03:17 PM)kosko Wrote:  

Snapchat has promise as they have figured out the advertising hustle. Not just paid content but they now have short ads embedded into your stories like mini commericals. Also they will have live content streams soon to compete with periscope and Facebook live.

Ok, what exactly is snapchat? I thought it was just a simple messenger that "deletes" the messages after the conversation. Anyone here actually use it?

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#83

Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Quote: (02-09-2017 08:08 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

Quote: (02-09-2017 03:17 PM)kosko Wrote:  

Snapchat has promise as they have figured out the advertising hustle. Not just paid content but they now have short ads embedded into your stories like mini commericals. Also they will have live content streams soon to compete with periscope and Facebook live.

Ok, what exactly is snapchat? I thought it was just a simple messenger that "deletes" the messages after the conversation. Anyone here actually use it?

You send message via little video "snaps" but you can also send texts. Most young girls use it to message purely. Just like with Whatsapp prior people realized you could more or less talk for free on a wifi conneciton, or just with data by just sending vioice memos back and forth. The same thing happens iwth Snapchat where many people (mostly girls) will just send videos to each other back and forth and talk versus texting or calling.

Snapchat now has "Stories" which is how they were able to figure out the advertising gambit. You can sleect snaps to send to your friends or whole list and they just build over time and become a journal of your day. Many people who are celebs or internet famous can have thousands if not tens of thousands, maybe even more, view thier stories each day. These people already get paid with product placements or use Snapchats montized filters to help push products. Now Snapchat will intergrate small advertisement into these stories people watch. It is more or less beocming like reality tv on your phone but with people you choose to watch.
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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Quote: (02-08-2017 11:03 PM)Putin Closes Wrote:  

There should be a high end escort service that finds celebrity look a likes, bonus cash for those who can talk and act like said celebrity. If Evan was half the man, he'd pay that escort and bang the brains out of her and dump this soon to be wall hitter.

Like Kim Basinger's character in LA Confidential?

I don't think an escort agency needs lookalikes, there are plenty of them willing to escort on the side - especially the younger ones looking to make some quick cash.
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Quote: (02-09-2017 08:08 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

Ok, what exactly is snapchat? I thought it was just a simple messenger that "deletes" the messages after the conversation. Anyone here actually use it?

Bit of a tangent here:

Bill, my current travelling partner, was using Snapchat yesterday. He's an older biker in his mid-sixties - the classic Harley Rider, long hair / long beard, tatts, lean tightly-corded muscle type. Scar across cheek. Laconic as fuck. Imagine a rougher Sam Elliott and you're not far off.

Some 22-year-old (!) messaged him on a sex app two days back - something with Adult in the title - and she asked him to go to Snapchat so they could exchange pictures, because it's the best place to be 'naughty'.

I helped him install it, expecting the worst, so wasn't expecting her to be the damn cutest little thing, with a tight and fit body. This girl was far too fine to be using a pickup app, which rang some alarm bells.

He was blunt, running Daddy game on her, and had a short video of her flashing her pussy within five minutes. "You don't message a bloke like me expecting a gentleman." I vacated the truck for a couple of minutes so he could reply in kind, though I now know his nickname for his dick: Tonsillitis.

They made a date for last night and then she messaged back that there was 'one catch', and I was thinking "Here it comes" and wondering if her pussy was Tupperware after all. I didn't notice any adam's apple in the face pictures.

But, no, a few seconds later he gets a picture of a classic Goony Beard Man, to which he replies "What's with the poof?"

I'm thinking... "Nooooo...."

She messaged back saying he was her 'boyfriend' and 'would watch', and that's when I explained to him about the current rise of cuckolding, and that a large chunk of guys under 30 are so low in testosterone and so intimidated by their girlfriends they're physically-incapable of fucking them, and their girlfriends find them so sexually-repulsive they'd rather fuck someone else in front of him to humiliate and hurt him for his lack of masculinity.

"So it's Swinging except there's no risk of the balls accidentally touching. Then why the fuck are they even together?"

I shrugged. "Rent's expensive in the cities, mate."

Mr. Goony-Beard Man then tried setting down ground rules, and my mate took a video of the pair of us looking disapprovingly as a response saying we would kick his arse, toss him out of the house, and spitroast his girlfriend like the dirty whore she is, and he could "go wank and cry in the park for all we fucking care."

I laughed. "That's almost exactly what I've said in the past when this shit has come up."

"Great minds, [Bosch]. It's why I find you so damn easy to be around."

GBM texted back "That situation is unacceptable."

My mate: "Ask your fucking 'girlfriend' is it's unacceptable, fairy."

Not even thirty seconds later, another text. "He'll be in the park."

Bill was laughing hard at this, but I pointed to my chest to pull him up, since I'm currently-nursing a fractured rib that happened sometime between November and late January. (I thought the severe pain I'd been powering through was just Getting Old. Go figure).

"I'm in no condition to fuck."

Bill shrugged dismissively. "She can back up on it, can't she?"

Now, this is the sort of degenerate behaviour I'd assumed I'd been growing out of over the last few years on here. I even had a clear vision of Davis Aurini waggling a cross finger at me for even considering it.

Unfortunately, the more overwhelming vision I had was Mr. Goony Beard Man, with his oh-so-punchable shitlib face, and I thought back to last week, after the Berkley Riots, when I finally came to peace with the idea of the mass physical removal of socialists, purely for the survival purposes of western civilisation, and figured, "Well, injured or not, and with the death camps looming, it only seems right to completely-destroy their out-of-their-league girlfriend's pussies first."

If anything, giving them a handful of screaming orgasms in the quiet months before the helicopters inevitably-arrive seems almost like an act of charity. Maybe I should start calling my dick "God's Grace", because they definitely don't deserve favour.

She even kept repeating what a 'lucky girl' she was. I should have said "Baby girl, the word you're looking for is 'blessed'.

I feel like I'm wandering around wearing a halo today, but it's most-likely the Panadine Forte I'm currently-tripping balls on.

What a world: when a 22-year-old woman is so repulsed by the average 22-year-old man she'd not only fuck a man twice her age, but his mate three times her age. We're in a golden age for older players, and all you have to do to outclass the young bucks is to be traditionally-masculine and dominant.

Thinking about it, they're more Bambi than Buck.
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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

On one hand, AnonymousBosch made my day.

On the other. Think I'm going to have to go away from the internets for a bit.

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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

If I was that bitch I would do exactly what she did.

Easy come easy go.
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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

@ kosko

"Russell Wilson 2.0"

Yes, exactly--great catch.

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Quote: (02-10-2017 01:36 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

Not even thirty seconds later, another text. "He'll be in the park."

"I'm in no condition to fuck."

Bill shrugged dismissively. "She can back up on it, can't she?"

So finish the story man!!

Did you end up sealing the deal?
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Quote: (02-07-2017 02:23 PM)weambulance Wrote:  

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Holy fuck Bieber's a manlet. Kerr is 5'9" and surely wearing heels but unless they're 9" S&M ballet pumps Bieber is short as hell.

I've heard all these celebrities add quite a bit to their height. I don't hang out in Hollywood but a lot of A-listers are supposedly substantially shorter than average no matter what they claim their heights are. I suppose that has to do with what looks best on camera. I've heard the same is true for a lot of sets; the sets are tiny but look normal-size on the screen.

Brad pitt is considered tall at 5'11. Vince Vaughn is a giant at 6'5

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I propose this thread be renamed the "Evan Spiel and Miranda Kerr-Spiel Billion-dollar Divorce Rape Placeholder Thread"

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Quote: (02-09-2017 11:44 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  

Divorces him, ends up being the first female multi-billionaire since that chick who ran the hoax blood testing company.

Oh, she wouldn't be the first divorcee to reach the billion dollar alimony mark, but she may not take as long to do it.

Quote:Quote:

After a secretive, nine-week trial, a judge in Oklahoma City has ruled that the 68-year-old Mr. Hamm must pay nearly $1 billion to his ex-wife, Sue Ann Hamm. With the bang of a gavel, Ms. Hamm has joined the ranks of the wealthiest women in the United States.

As for multi billionaire divorcees, the Russians beat us to it:

Quote:Quote:

The settlement looks economy-class compared with the $4.8 billion that was awarded to the ex-wife fo the Russian oligarch and “fertilizer king” Dmitry Rybolovlev was awarded this year. But the payment is large enough that the presiding judge in the case, Howard Haralson, placed a lien on 20 million shares — or more than $ 1 billion — of Mr. Hamm’s Continental stock.
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AB - Please do share "what kind of image you & your buddy are" on this thread
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Trying to visualize, you guys and this Story.. but I'd rather let the authors pick the "visual caricature" than try to pick the wrong one..

PS: Wow! What lessons in reality!

Quote: (02-10-2017 01:36 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

Quote: (02-09-2017 08:08 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

Ok, what exactly is snapchat? I thought it was just a simple messenger that "deletes" the messages after the conversation. Anyone here actually use it?

Bit of a tangent here:

Bill, my current travelling partner, was using Snapchat yesterday. He's an older biker in his mid-sixties - the classic Harley Rider, long hair / long beard, tatts, lean tightly-corded muscle type. Scar across cheek. Laconic as fuck. Imagine a rougher Sam Elliott and you're not far off.

Some 22-year-old (!) messaged him on a sex app two days back - something with Adult in the title - and she asked him to go to Snapchat so they could exchange pictures, because it's the best place to be 'naughty'.

I helped him install it, expecting the worst, so wasn't expecting her to be the damn cutest little thing, with a tight and fit body. This girl was far too fine to be using a pickup app, which rang some alarm bells.

He was blunt, running Daddy game on her, and had a short video of her flashing her pussy within five minutes. "You don't message a bloke like me expecting a gentleman." I vacated the truck for a couple of minutes so he could reply in kind, though I now know his nickname for his dick: Tonsillitis.

They made a date for last night and then she messaged back that there was 'one catch', and I was thinking "Here it comes" and wondering if her pussy was Tupperware after all. I didn't notice any adam's apple in the face pictures.

But, no, a few seconds later he gets a picture of a classic Goony Beard Man, to which he replies "What's with the poof?"

I'm thinking... "Nooooo...."

She messaged back saying he was her 'boyfriend' and 'would watch', and that's when I explained to him about the current rise of cuckolding, and that a large chunk of guys under 30 are so low in testosterone and so intimidated by their girlfriends they're physically-incapable of fucking them, and their girlfriends find them so sexually-repulsive they'd rather fuck someone else in front of him to humiliate and hurt him for his lack of masculinity.

"So it's Swinging except there's no risk of the balls accidentally touching. Then why the fuck are they even together?"

I shrugged. "Rent's expensive in the cities, mate."

Mr. Goony-Beard Man then tried setting down ground rules, and my mate took a video of the pair of us looking disapprovingly as a response saying we would kick his arse, toss him out of the house, and spitroast his girlfriend like the dirty whore she is, and he could "go wank and cry in the park for all we fucking care."

I laughed. "That's almost exactly what I've said in the past when this shit has come up."

"Great minds, [Bosch]. It's why I find you so damn easy to be around."

GBM texted back "That situation is unacceptable."

My mate: "Ask your fucking 'girlfriend' is it's unacceptable, fairy."

Not even thirty seconds later, another text. "He'll be in the park."

Bill was laughing hard at this, but I pointed to my chest to pull him up, since I'm currently-nursing a fractured rib that happened sometime between November and late January. (I thought the severe pain I'd been powering through was just Getting Old. Go figure).

"I'm in no condition to fuck."

Bill shrugged dismissively. "She can back up on it, can't she?"

Now, this is the sort of degenerate behaviour I'd assumed I'd been growing out of over the last few years on here. I even had a clear vision of Davis Aurini waggling a cross finger at me for even considering it.

Unfortunately, the more overwhelming vision I had was Mr. Goony Beard Man, with his oh-so-punchable shitlib face, and I thought back to last week, after the Berkley Riots, when I finally came to peace with the idea of the mass physical removal of socialists, purely for the survival purposes of western civilisation, and figured, "Well, injured or not, and with the death camps looming, it only seems right to completely-destroy their out-of-their-league girlfriend's pussies first."

If anything, giving them a handful of screaming orgasms in the quiet months before the helicopters inevitably-arrive seems almost like an act of charity. Maybe I should start calling my dick "God's Grace", because they definitely don't deserve favour.

She even kept repeating what a 'lucky girl' she was. I should have said "Baby girl, the word you're looking for is 'blessed'.

I feel like I'm wandering around wearing a halo today, but it's most-likely the Panadine Forte I'm currently-tripping balls on.

What a world: when a 22-year-old woman is so repulsed by the average 22-year-old man she'd not only fuck a man twice her age, but his mate three times her age. We're in a golden age for older players, and all you have to do to outclass the young bucks is to be traditionally-masculine and dominant.

Thinking about it, they're more Bambi than Buck.

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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

She was probably pissing herself laughing when she said it.
Someone does a fun interview with a joke.

And to get clicks someone else promotes it as "serious".
Kerr knew she'd get extra exposure so didn't mind the joke.
And Spiegel does well by promoting Snapchat to people who'd never otherwise have heard of it. Just like PewDiePie did yesterday.

No real male would tolerate nutjob behaviour if it was true.
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#95

Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Bieber is a fucking alpha, let's be honest. He's probably cucked many a famous man, and regularly smashes 10/10 HBBs after his shows. He also pissed on one of Obama's plants in the White House.
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Quote: (02-15-2017 06:04 AM)britchard Wrote:  

Bieber is a fucking alpha, let's be honest. He's probably cucked many a famous man, and regularly smashes 10/10 HBBs after his shows. He also pissed on one of Obama's plants in the White House.

I refuse to call that spoiled little cunt "alpha".

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Quote: (02-10-2017 01:36 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

Quote: (02-09-2017 08:08 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

Ok, what exactly is snapchat? I thought it was just a simple messenger that "deletes" the messages after the conversation. Anyone here actually use it?

Bit of a tangent here:

Bill, my current travelling partner, was using Snapchat yesterday. He's an older biker in his mid-sixties - the classic Harley Rider, long hair / long beard, tatts, lean tightly-corded muscle type. Scar across cheek. Laconic as fuck. Imagine a rougher Sam Elliott and you're not far off.

Some 22-year-old (!) messaged him on a sex app two days back - something with Adult in the title - and she asked him to go to Snapchat so they could exchange pictures, because it's the best place to be 'naughty'.

I helped him install it, expecting the worst, so wasn't expecting her to be the damn cutest little thing, with a tight and fit body. This girl was far too fine to be using a pickup app, which rang some alarm bells.

He was blunt, running Daddy game on her, and had a short video of her flashing her pussy within five minutes. "You don't message a bloke like me expecting a gentleman." I vacated the truck for a couple of minutes so he could reply in kind, though I now know his nickname for his dick: Tonsillitis.

They made a date for last night and then she messaged back that there was 'one catch', and I was thinking "Here it comes" and wondering if her pussy was Tupperware after all. I didn't notice any adam's apple in the face pictures.

But, no, a few seconds later he gets a picture of a classic Goony Beard Man, to which he replies "What's with the poof?"

I'm thinking... "Nooooo...."

She messaged back saying he was her 'boyfriend' and 'would watch', and that's when I explained to him about the current rise of cuckolding, and that a large chunk of guys under 30 are so low in testosterone and so intimidated by their girlfriends they're physically-incapable of fucking them, and their girlfriends find them so sexually-repulsive they'd rather fuck someone else in front of him to humiliate and hurt him for his lack of masculinity.

"So it's Swinging except there's no risk of the balls accidentally touching. Then why the fuck are they even together?"

I shrugged. "Rent's expensive in the cities, mate."

Mr. Goony-Beard Man then tried setting down ground rules, and my mate took a video of the pair of us looking disapprovingly as a response saying we would kick his arse, toss him out of the house, and spitroast his girlfriend like the dirty whore she is, and he could "go wank and cry in the park for all we fucking care."

I laughed. "That's almost exactly what I've said in the past when this shit has come up."

"Great minds, [Bosch]. It's why I find you so damn easy to be around."

GBM texted back "That situation is unacceptable."

My mate: "Ask your fucking 'girlfriend' is it's unacceptable, fairy."

Not even thirty seconds later, another text. "He'll be in the park."

Bill was laughing hard at this, but I pointed to my chest to pull him up, since I'm currently-nursing a fractured rib that happened sometime between November and late January. (I thought the severe pain I'd been powering through was just Getting Old. Go figure).

"I'm in no condition to fuck."

Bill shrugged dismissively. "She can back up on it, can't she?"

Now, this is the sort of degenerate behaviour I'd assumed I'd been growing out of over the last few years on here. I even had a clear vision of Davis Aurini waggling a cross finger at me for even considering it.

Unfortunately, the more overwhelming vision I had was Mr. Goony Beard Man, with his oh-so-punchable shitlib face, and I thought back to last week, after the Berkley Riots, when I finally came to peace with the idea of the mass physical removal of socialists, purely for the survival purposes of western civilisation, and figured, "Well, injured or not, and with the death camps looming, it only seems right to completely-destroy their out-of-their-league girlfriend's pussies first."

If anything, giving them a handful of screaming orgasms in the quiet months before the helicopters inevitably-arrive seems almost like an act of charity. Maybe I should start calling my dick "God's Grace", because they definitely don't deserve favour.

She even kept repeating what a 'lucky girl' she was. I should have said "Baby girl, the word you're looking for is 'blessed'.

I feel like I'm wandering around wearing a halo today, but it's most-likely the Panadine Forte I'm currently-tripping balls on.

What a world: when a 22-year-old woman is so repulsed by the average 22-year-old man she'd not only fuck a man twice her age, but his mate three times her age. We're in a golden age for older players, and all you have to do to outclass the young bucks is to be traditionally-masculine and dominant.

Thinking about it, they're more Bambi than Buck.

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This forum is awesomely ahead of the curve. Just saw this pop on Drudge Report today "Rise of the Born-Again Virgins" from whimm.com.au

Miranda Kerr and Ciara aren't alone - here's why more women are skipping sex, pre-marriage.

Virginity is such a loaded word. It either conjures up magical memories or, for many of us, the absolute horrors. According to Durex, the average age that women have intercourse in Australia is eighteen while 17.4-years-old for the guys. But imagine if you could take your virginity back and give it to the man you were going to marry? Would you?
We're not talking surgical reconstruction of the hymen here. Becoming a born again virgin isn't a physical concept, it's more a conscious decision to abstain from sex until you're married. Essentially, it's free virginity pass, even if you've already done the deed a plenty, or in Kerr's case, had a child.

Celebrity tried and tested

Kerr, 33, dropped her infamous guard in an interview with The Times in the UK and gave us a glimpse into the innermost workings of her apparent non-sex life with Spiegel, 26, when she admitted the couple don't currently use any contraception because they're not having sex until they're married. "[Spiegel] is very traditional," said Kerr. "We can't…I mean we're just…waiting."

Meanwhile back in 2008, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon also declared their abstinence. "We both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married," said Carey at the time. She divorced Cannon in 2014. Plus sized, supermodel Ashley Graham says she’d "sowed her oats" so she decided to wait until after she married her husband, Justin Ervin. When US songstress Ciara, who has a son with the rapper Future, got together with now-husband and Seattle Seahawks Quarterback, Russell Wilson, he proudly told the world they had decided not to have sex before their marriage.
'I'm happier not hooking up'

However, it is not just celebrities that are abstaining from physical intimacy. Jo, a 28-year-old single, retail manager from Melbourne, relates to their desire to wait. She has put the breaks on all sexual relationships until she's found a man whose willing to put a ring on it. In a world of Tinder and casual hookups, she believes chastity is an underrated virtue. "I lost my virginity at 16 to a douche bag, in an indoor sports centre. It was a cold and unemotional experience. He dumped me the next day. I've had one relationship and more than a handful of hookups since. I have always struggled with intimacy. So, after one more disastrous sexual relationship that led nowhere, I decided that I was going to take my time and wait for some form of commitment before I jumped into bed. It's essentially a sex detox to clean the negativity out of my system."

While she admits her friends think it is an old-fashioned notion, Jo is adamant that waiting is the best option. "I'm happier now," she says, despite the fact her newfound liberation from sex scares away prospective partners, "At least I know early on, whether they're interested in me or my body."

"Magical" sex

Melbourne sex therapist Chantelle Otten is seeing a host of clients, who've taken the same route (no pun intended). "People are taking the decision to reinvent their sexual selves. The reasons are entirely personal - whether it’s religious grounds, negative sexual patterns, sexual burnout from dating, wellness and spiritual journeys, or trying to be mindful about their choices. They want emotional intimacy before going down a sexual path."
Jo believes she'll hold out until her wedding night finally comes. "It's going to be magical because I feel as if my body and mind have been purified," she said, optimistically. That is not to shame anyone who is enjoying crazy casual hookups, or whatever else you may be into. They are just as awesome, if you’re enjoying yourself. That’s the beauty of being a modern day, we get to choose.


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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Fancy marrying a born-again "virgin" with "sexual burnout" from all the carousel rides...

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Miranda Kerr abstaining from sex before marriage to Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel

Is it just me or isn't this one of the easiest shit tests to pass?
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