[LeeEnfield303]

"She" should have had the entire can sprayed down her throat.

[spokepoker]

Whoever "Carrie" was is getting a rep point from me.

They had to have planned this over a month in advance (join date March 1st, so sometime in February) and hope that the account wouldn't get spotted by a mod during the join date and April 1st.
And then to come in to "only ask one question" and have a thread burst for 4 pages straight.
Trump needs to hire this person for his campaign.

Hopefully in the coming days someone comes out with the punchline.

[Glaucon]

Zero chance of being a good wife with this attitude. You are already failed... well, next!

[cubanlinx]

No doubt she can cook and suck dick at the same time.
Came in all friendly, then turned into every other entitled little girl. Reminds of a small, timid dog turning vicious.

[The Beast1]

Nothing like a female poster to bring out the newbie white knight simps.

You know who you are...

[AnonymousBosch]

(04-01-2016 09:33 PM)Carrie Wrote:  

Slow cookers have the delightful advantage of requiring little to no effort.

Whichever one of you glorious bastards created 'Carrie' for April 1st: the language was completely-wrong, but damned if that that line didn't get a grin out of me.

[Glaucon]

Genre: Informal
Female = 731
Male = 304
Difference = -427; 29.37%
Verdict: FEMALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 263
Male = 367
Difference = 104; 58.25%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.


http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

God damn it!

[Gorgiass]

Not the slow-cooker! You'll make yourself irrelevant!!

thread-23067.html

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

EDIT: ok, now to go back and read the actual thread...

[FireStarter]

(04-02-2016 02:51 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  

Genre: Informal
Female = 731
Male = 304
Difference = -427; 29.37%
Verdict: FEMALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 263
Male = 367
Difference = 104; 58.25%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.


http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

Weird.... OP clearly sounded like a man pretending to be a woman. This person used feminine words which is what I think the gender guesser used to guess the OP is female. But the writing tone was masculine. Which would be much harder for a computer to pick up. I'd be very surprised if this person was actually female.

[DrCotard]

The second most bizarre thread I've ever read (The first is Little Dark and his fight with a lot of White Knights)

[Suits]

(04-02-2016 08:22 PM)DrCotard Wrote:  

The second most bizarre thread I've ever read (The first is Little Dark and his fight with a lot of White Knights)

Maybe you missed this one.

[spokepoker]

Two days later, ok who was it, spill the beans.

[Rhyme or Reason]

(04-02-2016 08:22 PM)DrCotard Wrote:  

The second most bizarre thread I've ever read (The first is Little Dark and his fight with a lot of White Knights)

My sig has a few good ones. Always looking for more to add, though.

[samsamsam]

I was just a post thread button click away from starting an "RVF Bizarre Threads" thread. But better judgement stepped in, for once.

[Comte De St. Germain]

(04-03-2016 12:05 PM)Red_Pillage Wrote:  

(04-02-2016 08:22 PM)DrCotard Wrote:  

The second most bizarre thread I've ever read (The first is Little Dark and his fight with a lot of White Knights)

My sig has a few good ones. Always looking for more to add, though.

Each of those threads in your sig is proof that there's a lot of weird ass guys in each of our lives that keep themselves hidden if something as niche as RVF seems to attract this many of them.