[DrCotard]

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(03-09-2016 01:50 AM)Irenicus Wrote:  

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No, they're both trans. Now known as "The Transchowsky Sisters".

[Vienna]

Cr33pin posted this gem in the Testosterone Injections thread. It concerns one of the main drawbacks of going on TRT.

Cr33pin Wrote:

The only real con I have noticed are my balls have shrank....Balls are kind of like grandparents, you dont really miss them till they aren't around any more.

[samsamsam]

(04-09-2016 12:52 PM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

Does he feel his stomach filling up with semen when she sucks dick?

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[samsamsam]

(04-15-2016 05:40 PM)Bill Brasky Wrote:  

Anytime I hear a man refer to his girlfriend/wife as his partner I automatically assume that she pegs him with a strap-on.

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[samsamsam]

(04-18-2016 07:16 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

"Get off the cross, we need the wood"

Never heard that one before

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[YoungBlade]

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(04-24-2016 02:41 AM)iop890 Wrote:  

(04-23-2016 03:42 AM)Fortis Wrote:  

What if you have a kid with a woman of another race but the kid still looks like you? Is that still cucking yourself?

Then your wife is the cuck, which makes your kid a cuck as well since he has your cuck wife's cuck genes.

And obviously that makes you a cuck too since now you have a cuck son.

Cuck.

[Conscious Pirate]

H1N1 with this gold...

(04-26-2016 04:50 AM)H1N1 Wrote:  

The knife and fork are wonderfully illustrative of some of the best qualities of civilized refinement. They represent patience and self-control - refusal to give into gluttony or be overtaken by vice - whilst recognising that eating is a fundamentally practical affair that must be accomplished in the most efficient manner (preserving the virtues already mentioned). This measured, methodical approach in the face of temptation, which recognizes delayed gratification as one of the great goods, is perhaps the primary reason that we in the west have shaped the world and made it what it is today.

The use of a spoon, or the hands, is illustrative of the cultural deficiencies of other nations that have not achieved the same kind of progress as we in the west have. It shows a lack of self control, and a willingness to be overcome by the prospect of immediate satisfaction - a lack of discipline.

Equally, the Asian method of eating with chopsticks shows an excessive, contrived refinement that fails to recognise the fundamentally practical process of eating for nourishment. It is an ostentatious show of wealth and leisure. It is almost an attempt to deny the fundamental utility of eating.

[vinman]

This comment almost ended my life.

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porscheguy
The look in her eyes tells me the sex was no holds barred. She's shit semen more than once.

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[Horus]

This vivid description of the pressure that yoga pants are subjected to when worn by fat chicks made me laugh.

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I can agree with this. Every now and than I'll see a girl with a saggy butt, and it looks like they put on a diaper before their pants. With other girls, the fabric is so stretched out its pushing the tensile strength of the yoga pant's threads to its limits.

[DrCotard]

From the dick measuring poll thread:

(05-01-2016 05:13 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

I have had my dick pic as a profile pic for years!

[thoughtgypsy]

(01-30-2016 12:39 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Good thread but I'd like to note that OP's quote is just stolen from a meme:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-sexually...helicopter

It's been quoted on the forum before. Not saying it's not funny but shouldn't be credited to Aquiles_Baesta_Parada.

I knew Aquiles_Baesta_Parada was a fake from the start. Clear plagiarism that deserves a swift banning. I would like to thank senior member General Stalin for calling him out.

His posts, in all sorts of contexts -- both his general musings and even more so his personal stories and anecdotes -- show strong and unmistakable signs of serious mental illness. There are MANY different qualities of his text that show this:

-- A peculiar kind of bulk and density of writing
-- The piling on of insistently esoteric detail
-- A tone of relentless barely controlled mania
-- Subtly wrong, unmotivated, and unnatural transitions
-- Idiosyncrasies of syntax, style, and diction that are blatant and persistent without being either particularly pleasant or even unpleasant but merely irreducibly strange
-- The construction of intricate personal mythologies and their increasing complexity and elaboration over time
-- The complete absence of real humor

These are just a few obvious signs, and there are many many others.

All these things were clear very soon after he started posting. I reported one of his posts at some point with the brief remark "this is frank psychosis", and I know that another forum member tried to get him banned more than once for the same reason. It was inevitable that this would happen sooner or later.

The mentally ill can sometimes produce texts that feel different and superficially exciting or interesting; and their researches can be sufficiently wide-ranging and whimsical that they can bring some actual knowledge to light and even the occasional insight. Nevertheless, there is a terrible gulf between the text produced by sanity and the text produced by insanity, and the value of the latter is harshly limited. Men are naturally fascinated by, and drawn to, differences; but the difference of insanity is one that yields very little in the end and it has no place on the forum

[General Stalin]

Red_Pillage listing off some of his bang's dirty-talk gems. One particular one killed me. I still laugh about today.

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(05-18-2016 09:19 PM)Red_Pillage Wrote:  

"I'm a shitty mom, I'd rather be fucking you then take care of my kids"

[Conscious Pirate]

(05-21-2016 09:32 PM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  

I knew Aquiles_Baesta_Parada was a fake from the start. Clear plagiarism that deserves a swift banning. I would like to thank senior member General Stalin for calling him out.

[Geomann180]

(05-21-2016 09:32 PM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  

*snip*

Charades, anyone?

G

[General Stalin]

[H1N1]

(05-21-2016 09:32 PM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  

(01-30-2016 12:39 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Good thread but I'd like to note that OP's quote is just stolen from a meme:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-sexually...helicopter

It's been quoted on the forum before. Not saying it's not funny but shouldn't be credited to Aquiles_Baesta_Parada.

I knew Aquiles_Baesta_Parada was a fake from the start. Clear plagiarism that deserves a swift banning. I would like to thank senior member General Stalin for calling him out.

His posts, in all sorts of contexts -- both his general musings and even more so his personal stories and anecdotes -- show strong and unmistakable signs of serious mental illness. There are MANY different qualities of his text that show this:

-- A peculiar kind of bulk and density of writing
-- The piling on of insistently esoteric detail
-- A tone of relentless barely controlled mania
-- Subtly wrong, unmotivated, and unnatural transitions
-- Idiosyncrasies of syntax, style, and diction that are blatant and persistent without being either particularly pleasant or even unpleasant but merely irreducibly strange
-- The construction of intricate personal mythologies and their increasing complexity and elaboration over time
-- The complete absence of real humor

These are just a few obvious signs, and there are many many others.

All these things were clear very soon after he started posting. I reported one of his posts at some point with the brief remark "this is frank psychosis", and I know that another forum member tried to get him banned more than once for the same reason. It was inevitable that this would happen sooner or later.

The mentally ill can sometimes produce texts that feel different and superficially exciting or interesting; and their researches can be sufficiently wide-ranging and whimsical that they can bring some actual knowledge to light and even the occasional insight. Nevertheless, there is a terrible gulf between the text produced by sanity and the text produced by insanity, and the value of the latter is harshly limited. Men are naturally fascinated by, and drawn to, differences; but the difference of insanity is one that yields very little in the end and it has no place on the forum

I am loathe to derail a thread, but this sort of snarky bitchiness is extremely detrimental to the health of the forum, and I am sure I am not alone in finding it distasteful.

You are free, of course, to rebuff another man's point of view through logic or humour, should you be able to bring either to bear. Indeed, a successful attempt at the latter would probably have seen your post end up in this very thread, which is an enjoyable irony in itself.

This kind of empty attack is both valueless and cowardly. Such a thinly veiled attack on TLoO (or indeed any other member who has established a base level of credibility here), at a point where the NTP debacle is done and dealt with, is a poison that could, unchecked, lead to necrosis in our rather wonderful collective corpus. By all means take issue with what another man writes - but whatever you do, for God's sake be a man about it yourself - that is, after all, what this place is for.

[2Wycked]

(05-22-2016 04:21 PM)H1N1 Wrote:  

(05-21-2016 09:32 PM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  

(01-30-2016 12:39 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Good thread but I'd like to note that OP's quote is just stolen from a meme:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-sexually...helicopter

It's been quoted on the forum before. Not saying it's not funny but shouldn't be credited to Aquiles_Baesta_Parada.

Snip. Too much snark and sarcasm.

I am loathe to derail a thread, but this sort of snarky bitchiness is extremely detrimental to the health of the forum, and I am sure I am not alone in finding it distasteful.

You are free, of course, to rebuff another man's point of view through logic or humour, should you be able to bring either to bear. Indeed, a successful attempt at the latter would probably have seen your post end up in this very thread, which is an enjoyable irony in itself.

This kind of empty attack is both valueless and cowardly. Such a thinly veiled attack on TLo[Z] (or indeed any other member who has established a base level of credibility here), at a point where the NTP debacle is done and dealt with, is a poison that could, unchecked, lead to necrosis in our rather wonderful collective corpus. By all means take issue with what another man writes - but whatever you do, for God's sake be a man about it yourself - that is, after all, what this place is for.

You aren't derailing, H1N1. Your post is welcome and needed.

TG's post serves as a reminder that men are never above acting like petulant girls, especially when they get played like the fools men often are.

[The Lizard of Oz]

I have no problem whatsoever with TG's post -- nor with the posts criticizing it. Sometimes we take strong exception to another poster's opinion, and that's as it should be. While I prefer to argue it out or laugh it off, every once in a while someone will just want to say: hey pal, fuck off. And that's to be expected and taken in stride.

No biggie...

[General Stalin]

I'm gonna level with you guys here - I really don't know what the fuck is going on. I thought TG was just being sarcastic and 50% busting my balls for being a killjoy and 50% having fun with a recent forum meme of calling out plagarism.

Is there some kind of seriousness going on here that I'm unaware of?

[The Lizard of Oz]

No man, no seriousness. TG was just quoting a post of mine he hated. You want some of that action, Stalin?

[General Stalin]

Nah son. Internet Bulletin Board drama is for the birds.

[GlobalMan]

(05-24-2016 07:58 PM)Kona Wrote:  

People got vegan sunscreen. That's gay.

Aloha!

A large part of it is the Aloha! Gets me every time.

[Phoenix]

Some dudes definitely taking this online bulletin board a bit too seriously. Drama? Over what? Attributing credit to a helicopter meme? Or some fiction writer who drops by? Wierd. This is trite. Not important whatsoever. I could understand a bit if it was about the bulletin board service itself, or dudes getting heated in a political argument. But raging over the vegan climber, or a friggin helicopter meme? Sad!

Reminds me of the saying: "the battles are ferocious because the stakes are so low".

Some dudes definately need a hiatus to dial back into real life.

[PauBrasil]

Funny Stand-Alone Comments By RVF Members quickly became Distasteful Unnecessary Bickery between RVF Members

[LeeEnfield303]

Damn, I definitely have to up my game.