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05-09-2015, 05:54 AM
She looks like a tranny Will Ferrell in that picture.
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05-09-2015, 06:55 AM
She is 33 years old? She has the body of a granny 20-30 years older.
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05-09-2015, 12:16 PM
^ Girl is still gorgeous. Find me a girl that looks that good in last pic with no makeup on whatsoever.
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05-09-2015, 12:29 PM
Would bang Scarlett without makeup she's a pretty decent plain jane without make up. No college girl but bang worthy. So eh why not especially with what some guys in the Would You Hit it Thread have found bangable.
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05-09-2015, 12:41 PM
Quote: (05-09-2015 12:16 PM)tallandblonde Wrote:
^ Girl is still gorgeous. Find me a girl that looks that good in last pic with no makeup on whatsoever.
I'll take it you're joking. Have you been to New York or any decent sized city in Europe. There are crawling of women twice as good looking w/o makeup.
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05-09-2015, 12:49 PM
i think Scarlett is still attractive, but she does not have a symmetrical face. Notice how her two front teeth don't meet right under the center of her nose, they meet under her right nostril - WNB (kidding).
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05-09-2015, 01:28 PM
Quote: (05-09-2015 12:49 PM)Dusty Wrote:
i think Scarlett is still attractive, but she does not have a symmetrical face. Notice how her two front teeth don't meet right under the center of her nose, they meet under her right nostril - WNB (kidding).
![[Image: 8R3z0xf.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/8R3z0xf.jpg)
It does seem that she had a nose job but I think the focal length of the lens is making her look worse here. With a wider angle lens the nose is exaggerated. In comparison, the portrait for the magazine would be taken with a longer lens. (Something like 85mm for a 35mm full-frame image sensor.)
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05-09-2015, 01:48 PM
Quote: (05-09-2015 11:51 AM)Dan Woolf Wrote:
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05-09-2015, 06:23 PM
Schumer is a perfect 5. That picture should be the center post of the numbers system. Banging that would be like "ugh, I guess so, my pants are already off" No one would be happy or proud of it, but no one would march themselves down to the std clinic right after either. Banging her would be so neutral...an exact 5.
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