[YossariansRight]

(06-04-2015 04:03 PM)Mr. Wolf Wrote:  

(06-04-2015 03:02 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Young girls in their teens and early 20s exude a different smell and taste that they lack already in their 30s - regardless whether they are in shape or not. I am certain that this is also one of the reasons why we are so aroused by them in their prime.

There is no substitute to hot young pussy.

So true. I met my wife when she was 24, and I had been dating mostly thirty-somethings. I can still remember the smell of her skin, it was way better than any Viagra, and like a different species as compared to a 30-year-old. Ten years later, she still looks very nice, and is beautiful, but, sadly, that smell is gone. Just gone. What's weird is that it wasn't really replaced by another smell, there's just no smell now.

^^Biochemistry - it's a very real factor in female attractiveness. And all the perfume, makeup, spackle, tanning, etc. cannot make up for the loss of what was once there naturally in young women.

Not to be Captain Obvious here, but there's a very strong correlation between those youthful tastes and smells and peak female fertility.

Ultimately, nature sets and enforces the rules.

[Easy_C]

No substitute, but you know what smell does keep you bonded to and crazy about her?

The pheremones she releases after giving birth to your child....which thanks to feminist propaganda most women now days don't want to do.

[CRR]

(06-04-2015 06:07 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

The big story now is that Amy Schumer is saying "I'm 160lbs and can catch a dick any time I want."

To which I respond: "Not a hard one."

I don't like to let too much of my personal life out on here, but this was a recurrent problem with me and someone who put on weight during a relationship. How do I know it was her? Because when I wasn't with her, I didn't have the problem.

Women can fool themselves into thinking beauty has different standards, blah blah blah. They can lie. The media can lie. Men can lie to them.

But the dick doesn't lie. The penis is the ultimate truth-teller when it comes to "beauty standards."

It's probably not a coincidence that as the average woman's weight skyrocketed, so did sales of Viagra. As Tom Leykis used to say, "young and hot girls are a natural substitute for Viagra."

If you're a 160-pound woman reading this, it's not him, it's you.

Exactly.

As I said in the forum lounge thread:

Amy Schumer's whole career is based on anger at never being the hot chick. It's just a rant in one form at the other that women like her aren't considered attractive.

Her statement is also not 'empowering' (as an article I glanced at stated), it's crude and obnoxious. What if a mainstream male comic made such a statement "I can pound vag whenever I want"? Feminists everywhere would throw a fit.

Her or her handlers must recognize her lack of talent, hence her constant need for attention instead of letting her work speak for itself.

[Gmac]

Wow, holy crap.

Quote:

'I am a size 6 and have no plans of changing. This is it. Stay on or get off,' she wrote on her Twitter page recently

Get off!

[lemko]

(05-08-2015 11:47 PM)Dusty Wrote:  



The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

Well, it's a good thing she didn't get airborne. A crater deep enough to drain the ocean behind her would've resulted from the impact when she landed!

[DickDastardly]

delete

[Praetor Lupus]

For a moment I thought GoT had re-cast Brienne of Tarth.

[realologist]

I found Amy and the only cock she can fall on to

[remembermyname]

She has no waist!

[samsamsam]

Apparently, clothes don't help her either.

I am not sure if this clip played on TV, because of what she said. About the 90 second mark.

She tries so hard to act like life is great, you just know it is flaming dumpster fire.

Some classic comments on reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/...exted_her/

[Paracelsus]

I'm sure she can catch a dick when she wants. Plenty of guys dumpster dive in preference to dating Mrs Palm and her five daughters.

[Sourcecode]

I really..can say..I would not throw dick at her.
Her face alone, needs to lose twenty pounds.

[Alpone]

Yea she's a "humor"less trainwreck but so is Fallon. What's up with his beta suck up laughter? At least Leno, Carson and Letterman made interviews seem natural but this clown is so put on it's painful to watch.

[samsamsam]

Some fat women have pleasant faces. She's not one of them.

I bet they Saran wrapped her really tight before putting on the dress.

[VincentVinturi]

[Troll King]

(07-16-2015 09:53 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

Apparently, clothes don't help her either.

I am not sure if this clip played on TV, because of what she said. About the 90 second mark.

She tries so hard to act like life is great, you just know it is flaming dumpster fire.

Some classic comments on reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/...exted_her/

(07-16-2015 11:58 PM)Alpone Wrote:  

Yea she's a "humor"less trainwreck but so is Fallon. What's up with his beta suck up laughter? At least Leno, Carson and Letterman made interviews seem natural but this clown is so put on it's painful to watch.

I was thinking the same thing. What is up with all these comedians and actors playing up this beta shit. It makes me cringe. It really has gone over the top. It was one thing when it was just a few characters on sitcoms or in romantic comedies but it seems to be everywhere these days. Not only that, but it seems much...I don't know the right word, stronger maybe....It's dialed up to 11 now.

Leno is someone I always liked and used to watch regularly. While he did play a bit of a beta in some of his acts, he was also fairly red pill and would hint around different stuff.

[Captainstabbin]

(07-17-2015 12:59 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

Some fat women have pleasant faces. She's not one of them.

I bet they Saran wrapped her really tight before putting on the dress.

[Aphex]

(07-16-2015 11:58 PM)Alpone Wrote:  

Yea she's a "humor"less trainwreck but so is Fallon. What's up with his beta suck up laughter? At least Leno, Carson and Letterman made interviews seem natural but this clown is so put on it's painful to watch.

He looks like he's full of shit and sounds like a trained monkey. Schumer is aware of his facade the 1st time he laughs uncontrollably at her lame impersonation, then she just rolls with the rest of his stupid forced laughs like it's normal. She's not what I would consider funny. More along the lines of annoying and someone I would prefer just kept quiet. Yes, we get it Amy... jokes about anal from an overweight, crude woman who wants everyone to think she feels great about herself.

[Atlanta Man]

For what it is worth 12 years ago Amy Schumer was cute, now not so much.

[Aphex]

(07-17-2015 01:17 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

(07-17-2015 12:59 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

Some fat women have pleasant faces. She's not one of them.

I bet they Saran wrapped her really tight before putting on the dress.

[samsamsam]

I guess the cum dumpster is on GQ and some feminists are upset. So she has some value.

GQ tried to its best to maker her attractive and failed. Plus, she can't be constantly walking around with hair and makeup people and proper lighting 24 hours a day. She has to be alone at some point....with her flab. Just remember PHOTOSHOP.

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/...over-sucks

Quote:

So to see a cover where the GQ staff literally took a woman who speaks for a living and shoved a penis-stand-in into her mouth is distressing. One Amy fan and friend of mine opined that the cover “broke her heart”. And the cover isn’t the worst of it. One of the pictures in Schumer’s spread shows her fellating a lightsaber.

Which one of you literally has a light saber in your pants and volunteered?

[Socrates]

But wouldn't the light saber just burn her face off? C'mon GQ, at least make it realistic. Should have had her fellate Jabba. Now that would piss some people off.

[Beyond Borders]

(06-04-2015 07:18 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Who the fuck is Amy Shumer?

Not kidding.

Ripped the words right out of my keyboard.

[samsamsam]

(07-17-2015 04:44 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(06-04-2015 07:18 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Who the fuck is Amy Shumer?

Not kidding.

Ripped the words right out of my keyboard.

Are you guys blind? A beached walrus.

[DannyAlberta]

(07-16-2015 09:53 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

So Katie Couric, Mindy Kailing and Amy Schumer all at the same table for dinner?

Literally they were only Lena Dunham short of my personal definition of the 9th circle of Hell.