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05-08-2015, 09:34 PM
Not only is she no longer funny and is veering to SJW bullshit, but it turns out her seemingly 6/10 face and chubby-but-not-bad body were just clever makeup and camera trickery this whole time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...awaii.html

Daily Mail says she has a "bikini body", and a "curvaceous figure".

Whelp, you be the juge...

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05-08-2015, 09:44 PM
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05-08-2015, 09:45 PM
She looks like white trash when fat and nearly naked... The tramp stamp just seals the deal. So much for being hip.
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05-08-2015, 10:08 PM
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05-08-2015, 10:17 PM
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Quote: (11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  
This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
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05-08-2015, 10:21 PM
Her body is clearly not ready for the beach.
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05-08-2015, 10:22 PM
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05-08-2015, 10:24 PM
My 86 year old great aunt has a better physique than this human Cabbage Patch Kid.
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05-08-2015, 10:30 PM
It was coming...



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05-08-2015, 10:35 PM
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05-08-2015, 11:01 PM
Who is Amy Schumer and why should I care? WNB
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05-08-2015, 11:03 PM
Avast ye lubbers! 'Tis the white whale!
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05-08-2015, 11:13 PM
mmmmmm... potatoes
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05-08-2015, 11:29 PM
Quote: (05-08-2015 09:34 PM)Ziltoid Wrote:  

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Anglo granny face
Gunt.
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Cankles.
Dumb tramp stamp.
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05-08-2015, 11:36 PM
Every time I see a fat-ass stomach like that on chick, I wish Van Damme popped out and did this:

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05-08-2015, 11:47 PM
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The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

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05-09-2015, 12:09 AM
Quote: (05-08-2015 11:47 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

It's called The Whale Test.

Those who can't get airborne are returned to the Ocean.
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05-09-2015, 12:46 AM
You know when you think "I know I'm going to regret it if I click this link, but I can't myself"?

Yep.
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05-09-2015, 12:50 AM
Quote: (05-08-2015 11:47 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

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The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

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She could've jumped, but then they would've needed an excavator to pull her fat ass out of the sand.
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05-09-2015, 12:57 AM
This fat acceptance shit has got out of hand.

All this combined with Roosh's appearance on oz calls for either for a fatshamingweek or taking it to the next level - fatshamingmonth
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05-09-2015, 01:11 AM
Quote: (05-09-2015 12:57 AM)Pestilence Wrote:  

This fat acceptance shit has got out of hand.

All this combined with Roosh's appearance on oz calls for either for a fatshamingweek or taking it to the next level - fatshamingmonth

More like we need fat shaming century I think...

She's certainly not got a "bikini body" ughhh
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05-09-2015, 01:17 AM
The comments on that article supporting her, though. Smh.
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05-09-2015, 01:41 AM





She's #BeachedBodyReady
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05-09-2015, 01:57 AM
Why did I click this? I expected a human cabbage patch kid and got Jeremy Clarkson.
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05-09-2015, 02:03 AM
Why did I have to click... why did I have to click...
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