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07-05-2014, 04:12 AM
Look out for shallow vaginas, got it.
That's good to know I suppose. I have yet to come across a tranny who doesn't look like a clown or something though
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07-05-2014, 08:19 AM
Heard a hilarious story from a Brit I met in Thailand. He and his buddies used to go to Asia all the time and just fuck prostitutes, and one time his friend accidentally brought back a tranny. The friend then (and I quote) "just flipped her over and fucked her doggy. Same thing now innit' bruv?"
No, bruv, it is not the same thing.
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07-08-2014, 05:26 PM
"You're a cool chick, but I can't deal with this." or "lol, ok, u had me totally fooled, but this is as far as it goes"
I refer to transwomen as women, I figure if you want it bad enough to get invasive surgery and aggressive hormone therapy that makes you look, talk, think, and smell like a girl, in addition to being legally female, I'll treat you like a woman. That said, I don't bang the majority of the women I meet, and not having a vagina is a deal-breaker.
The problem is that they, like a really large number of gay guys, want to be treated like a woman by a "straight-acting" man, or better yet, a straight man, because that validates their sexual identity as females. So they have to alternate between being as feminine and flirty as they can, and dropping enough hints to screen out the men who will not touch them and respond badly, because they're trans. The pre-op girls generally drop hints when you're hitting on them (rubbing their crotch on you, "you know what kind of girl I am right?", "of course I know what you're thinking--I used to be a guy", etc), specifically because they would rather you find out in public and reject them, rather than risking violence from someone who finds out in private.
I'm not ok with the idea of getting violent after discovering the 'trick'. As long as everyone involved was consenting up to that point, and it's possible to make a graceful exit, there's no good reason to do anything else. The prevalence of transsexuals seems too high to be "what was always there is coming out". I know some people are blaming social decay, but I lean towards too many xenoestrogens in the drinking water.
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07-08-2014, 06:10 PM
A guy my friend knows actually got a BJ from a tranny in Brazil. Apparently this tranny fooled him well enough that he had no idea until he went down to reciprocate and grabbed cock and balls. Needless to say, he freaked the fuck out. Hearing that story definitely motivated me to take extra precautions.
There was one time about a year ago that this tranny tried to pull me from Avalon in Hollywood. About 20-30 minutes into the conversation "she" told me, "I live a few blocks from here, you should come to my place". I sensed there was something fishy about the situation, and asked the tranny if she minded if I "check something first". I'd much rather find out if I'm dealing with a tranny in the club then get blown by a dude. I was there to see Ummet Ozcan, not to have a homosexual experience. Fortunately he told me the truth right then before I found out for myself. I politely told him I "wasn't into that" and he disappeared almost immediately.
Needless to say, that's the last time I've been to Avalon.
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07-08-2014, 11:05 PM
Quote: (07-05-2014 08:19 AM)HankRearden Wrote:
"just flipped her over and fucked her doggy"
I heard the same stories (with identical quotes) from US Navy seamen. I guess now you know why they are called that...
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07-09-2014, 01:58 AM
Call them a dike to confuse them and tell them to get the fuck out; right after a stiff jab to the jugular... Oh and I'd kick them in the crotch (just for research purposes).
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07-10-2014, 09:02 AM
It happened to me about 10 years ago in Koh Samui, Thailand. It was my first time in Asia, one of my first nights out there and I'd been on the booze all evening with my 2 mates but somehow, in a drunken stupor i'd lost them. As I wandered around searching I walked past this pretty little Thai girl who smiled and said hello. She asked where I was going, after realising it was unlikely i'd find my friends, and feeling a bit worse for wear I said 'home', she smiled, pointed to her nearby moped and said she'd give me a ride.
Result.
She dropped me off at the beach bungalow complex where I was staying and asked if she could come to my room.
So far so good.
It was dark and I was hammered so it took a while to find the room but when I opened the door I could see my 2 friends passed out on their beds and snoring. I motioned her in saying we'd have to be quiet. She immediately said to switch all the lights off which raised my suspicions but I left the bathroom door open with the light on just so I could see if she was trying to steal anything. After about 10 minutes of me getting sucked off and with her just about to climb on top, I hear my friend laughing as he switches on the light. He quickly stops, looks at me, and says:
'That's not a real fanny'.
He was right, it was a post op tranny, I throw it off the bed, get up, get dressed and tell it to get the fuck out. It starts shouting, tells me i'm a dead man, then proceeds to swing and lands a solid left hook on me. As I recoil I hear a crackle and my now very serious friend is armed with a taser he bought from a street vendor and shouting 'GET THE FUCK OUT'. After some more threats, it grabs it's shit and disappears into the night.
We changed our hotel the next day just incase of any repercussions. The worst thing about it was the monumental piss taking I got from my 2 mates afterwards.
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07-10-2014, 10:17 AM
I have to admit, I'll give the trannies some credit.
They look prettier than the average american girl.