[Cyclone]

Blowjobs can be far more romantic than sex itself. Just convince her to take her time.
I remember hating getting my balls licked though. dude's would brag about how much they loved it and i'd be like "uhh"
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[L M McCoy]

(04-05-2014 12:46 AM)Cyclone Wrote:  

Blowjobs can be far more romantic than sex itself. Just convince her to take her time.
I remember hating getting my balls licked though. dude's would brag about how much they loved it and i'd be like "uhh"
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I've had a girl suck on my balls and it is one of the most painful experiences I've ever had.

[CJ_W]

(04-04-2014 07:56 PM)Christian McQueen Wrote:  

If you don't like BJs it's because you're not getting them the right way.

Get one standing, with her on her knees worshipping your cock. Hold her hair in one hand and reach over her shoulders and finger her. Have her gag on your cock until slobber spills onto her breasts.

Cum on her face then scoop the cum up with a spoon off her face and feed it to her.

"Good girl"

This. I had an issue with this for a while as well, A lot of girls don't know not to use their teeth. It scrapes against me and doesn't feel good.

Basically you'll either need to teach them (if you can be assed to do that) or just find a slutty woman that's done them enough times to know what they're doing.

Oh and to the posters shouting "troll" Stop that shit, it's annoying and it seems to me that you all haven't had enough women to experience a bad blowjob. . .or lots of bad blow jobs, or enough expereince to know how to lead a woman into giving a great blowjob.

If you can't give advice to such a simple problem as this, I'd advise you to buy Roosh's Bang, and study up on game. 'Cause I can smell the lack of it from space.

(04-05-2014 12:46 AM)Cyclone Wrote:  

Blowjobs can be far more romantic than sex itself. Just convince her to take her time.
I remember hating getting my balls licked though. dude's would brag about how much they loved it and i'd be like "uhh"
.

Again, she wasn't doing it right. When you bang a REAL slut, She'll know how to slurp on your balls, and even Tickle them the right way while you're banging her. You can definately tell if a girl has ever been a working girl (among many other things) by how she handles sex. It's wild out there. . .(don't go alone. . .j/k)

Edit: I just saw that video that was linked. . .wow pretty damn accurate on how a lot of women do Blowjobs lol.

[JayMillz]

(04-04-2014 06:05 PM)JosephdeMaistre Wrote:  

Having her give you a BJ is a show of dominance

How is a BJ a "show of dominance?" I know women that love to give head. If she gives me head, I'm dominating her? I got my dick in her mouth, but I'm the dominant one? We are doing something that she and I both like. How is that domination? If I eat her pussy, is she then dominating me?

[tylerdurden1993]

Ive had mixed experiences with blowjobs. The best one I ever had was from a slutty girl with a tounge piercing you could tell she'd given alot of them out.
However I only see them as a kind of "starter" before the "main meal" so to speak. As i much prefer fucking girls than getting a bj.
Also i cum very fast when fucking a girl sothe whole sexual experience lasts a lot longer if i get a bj before actually fucking them.

[Parlay44]

Anal is a sign of dominance over her. A blowjob is her trying to have control over you. Usually you do all the work. You control whether or not she orgasms. The roles are reverse when she's sucking your cock.

[JayMillz]

(04-04-2014 06:05 PM)JosephdeMaistre Wrote:  

I've had a number of girls give it a shot, but for whatever reason, it didn't do anything for me.

   

[berserk]

I'll take a blow job from a fat and ugly chick but I won't bang her, that's what I think about them. The only legit reason I can see for not liking blowjobs except the obvious troll response, would be that you're a chronic masturbator with no sensitivity or your girls plain out suck at sucking. When I read things like guys with girlfriend or even wives who don't get blowjobs, I think to myself how anyone could ever be in such a relationship.

[caracal]

I have to admit I'm not a huge fan of blowjobs, although I suspect that's because I haven't met a true blowjob champion yet. I've had some pretty bad ones though.

That said, if I had a choice between blowing my load in a chick's slit or her mouth, nine times out of ten I'd choose her slit. The 1/10 would probably be someone I was getting regular lays from and wanted to dominate.

[Remington]

The best cure for shit blowjobs is instruction. A lot of girls I have been with seem to not be experienced and really suck. Have them come over to your place and "practice." She can be your BJ buddy.

[Comte De St. Germain]

Do you find them disgusting? I use to because they are always foreplay or a way to get off really quickly. If if you find it disgusting because you plan to fuck her right after like I did(cock breath and your dick having been in her mouth) then keep a small bottle of mouthwash and a trash bin handy. That's usually what I do and it got me over it.

[Fitzgerald]

I like BJs, but I almost never blow my load from them. A pussy just feels better to me. With that said, if she's a firm non-swallower...NEXT!

[Wargasm]

Are you only hooking up drunk? Blowjobs are a lot less fun when you're drunk because there isn't as much sensation as in sex.

Back when I was only getting with girls drunk I would only want to smash raw, no blowjobs and definitely no condoms. Now I really enjoy them. If i'm stone cold sober, I prefer to have the chick blow me first, then smash for round 2.

[funkyzeit]

Girls in my country love giving blowjobs and they are pretty good at them. It's a way of pleasing an attractive man and not spreading her legs immediately so they always go for it. I'm not complaining.

[Sir Vigorous]

I was just like the OP. I was with about 15 girls until I felt something decent. Girl 18 opened my mind up to what a blow-job could be. Your sample size is too small.

[MY DETROIT PLAYAS]

The more inexperienced the better for me.

Unlike some cats, I enjoy the teaching aspect. That way I can 'calibrate' her skills to my liking

Also means she hasn't picked up any "bad habits", ie spitting on Jimmy, teeth scraping, ball biting

I like to Compliment/Encourage then correct

When she gets good, I tell her "No Hands"

[Tenerife]

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[Noah]

Have a Jewish girl do it.

[anonymous123]

The comments in this thread reminds me of a joke I heard:

Q: Why do fat chicks give such great head?
A: Because they have to!

[Blackmagic]

I feel you OP. The number of girls that have made me finish from a blowjob I can count on one hand, but I would only put one of those chicks in the top 5 best girls I've had give me head. Someone touched on it earlier but cut down on the fapping and watching porn. I would still rather stick it in her pussy but she has to at least be willing to give head as part of the foreplay process. If she doesn't do it in the first 5 bangs, toss her out and get another one that will.

[amity]

It's absolutely true that until you meet a chick who really knows how to give a good bj, you won't appreciate just how amazing it can be.
I've had one BPD chick in the past, who was ridiculously talented in the BJ department, I'm talking pronstar good, had some earth shattering orgasmic explosions into her mouth. Unforgettable. Although, that said, she had a slutty past so had had plenty of guys to practise on.
Since then, the women I've been with, haven't been as enthusiastic with the oral or anywhere near as good, with their mouth and tongue.
It's a shame, cos there is nothing like a woman who delivers a quality BJ, it's just finding one who isn't either an emotional/psychological trainwreck, or a two dolla ho, that's the problem.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I've once had a girl who was really great at blowjobs, but I had severe porn-induced ED and could rarely cum from it. Usually I love it, though, and I don't have any such problems anymore.

[jamaicabound]

Maybe i been fortunate but in experience blowjobs are like shaking hands for sum women. Im shicked how many women will give a blowjob and go about their business not caring if you recipricate or fuck them or notm then i have buddies whos gfs wont blow them. Thatd be a deal killer for me. Id take blowjobs over sex all day long.

[Timoteo]

(04-08-2014 02:38 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  

Maybe i been fortunate but in experience blowjobs are like shaking hands for sum women. Im shicked how many women will give a blowjob and go about their business not caring if you recipricate or fuck them or notm then i have buddies whos gfs wont blow them. Thatd be a deal killer for me. Id take blowjobs over sex all day long.

Some have hypothesized that with the advent of "hook-up culture," that starting in their teens, some girls have taken a very casual attitude towards oral sex. It isn't seen as an intimate act, and they might be more likely to blow you than kiss you. I think the women of other generations gave blowjobs to keep their boyfriends from straying while making him wait for the pussy.

[Cr33pin]

Blow jobs are my shit. I have literally kicked girls out of my bed when they said they dont give head. Its a deal breaker for me... Go not give some other guy head bitch.

I'm into sloppy face fucking blow jobs to, have been since I was old enough to fool around with girls. I make no apologies for it, I'm into what I am into and that's that. The older I am getting the less of a fuck I give when it comes to dealing with bullshit in the bedroom. Not sure if its a good or bad thing.