[Merenguero]

(02-16-2014 03:39 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Ask her nicely if she'd like her first time to be with both you and your friend. If she says no, abandon your previous composure and flick her in the face painfully

After flicking her in the face painfully, throw shit on her.

[RXB]

Okay guys, I know we've had our laughs but its time to get serious...

You and your buddy need to curl your eye lashes. No girl can resist that.

[General Mayhem]

(02-16-2014 10:42 AM)RXB Wrote:  

Okay guys, I know we've had our laughs but its time to get serious...

You and your buddy need to curl your eye lashes. No girl can resist that.

And don't forget the mascara... virgins love guys who wear mascara

[Comte De St. Germain]

Remember to arm yourself with fedoras and Ed Hardy shirts. Chicks dig those. It's almost as effective as sticking a finger up a random girl's ass. Guaranteed to get the ONS.

[Snowplow]

Along with the fedoras and eyelash curling may I suggest a brony-con shirt. Girls really dig the whole friendship aspect. That was hook line and sinker for Katy Perry. Lol

[dads]

I come away feeling this thread could've been so much funnier.