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09-06-2013, 10:24 AM
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09-06-2013, 12:49 PM
After feasting my eyes on post #51, my facial hair is here to stay.
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09-06-2013, 01:02 PM
Maybe it was the anesthesia this morning at the dentist, but I could've sworn that the cute Filipino dental assistant was telling the older but still cute female dentist in their native language that my 2 week old beard was just oh so sexy and they wanted to have me drill into their mouths with my penis.
Swear.
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09-06-2013, 09:14 PM
I definitely am getting more looks with my new beard.
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09-07-2013, 02:40 AM
I live in a very SWPL city and chicks here seem to dig the John Snow baby-beard, which I do have atm. Might need to grow my hair out a little bit like him.
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09-09-2013, 09:17 AM
Quote: (08-26-2013 08:46 PM)Khaleth Wrote:
I always thought Italian International Andrea Pirlo had a pretty epic beard. Im too lazy to look for a pic right now.
He's a cool fella. Also, I always find that a much higher proportion of Contintental footballers are bright, in comparison with British ones. Often a lot more capable of philosophical though about the game and what not.
Anyway, yeah I haven't been clean shaven in probably 5 years or something.
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09-09-2013, 09:22 PM
I have a friend with a beard to rival George Clooney on a bad day.
Last friday..A girl literally came to flirt with him..and get his number..because she was hypnotized by his beard. (no one around here but hipsters have beards)
She made out with him ( not the other way around)
And was damn near willing to sneak off to an ally and fuck him..if it wasnt for her boyfriend being in the same club.
He still has no idea that his beard commands power
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09-09-2013, 10:25 PM
I have had success with the three or four day growth for the beard, with a longer and more full mustache. Anyone else tried this?
There is something about having a mustache that brings out more confidence.
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09-10-2013, 07:38 AM
had a girl this weekend come up to me and open me by saying i looked like a viking.
dudes definitely open me about the beard as well. walked by a mixed group the other night, the guys said something so i stopped to chat them up, talked to the girls a little too, no one interesting there but it was an easy open - they opened me
but i must say, my beard is exceptionally good
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09-10-2013, 07:44 AM
Beards are trending for sure.
I notice more & more girls talking about them. During nights out, as well as on their online dating profiles.
Personally I roll with a permanent 5 o'clock shadow/scruff. Just enough to get checked out more, but not too much as to look unemployed.
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09-10-2013, 11:22 PM
My job consists of dealing with corporate mandated shaven types so no further explanation is needed for how my scruffy beard contrast game go over with the office skirts.
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09-11-2013, 12:11 PM
Quote: (09-10-2013 07:38 AM)reaper23 Wrote:
had a girl this weekend come up to me and open me by saying i looked like a viking.
dudes definitely open me about the beard as well. walked by a mixed group the other night, the guys said something so i stopped to chat them up, talked to the girls a little too, no one interesting there but it was an easy open - they opened me
but i must say, my beard is exceptionally good
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09-14-2013, 04:02 PM
^^^^^ What's with that guys uh...ab hair...?
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09-14-2013, 04:53 PM
Tonight I'm going to a VIP model party with rikki hall, Daniel P Carter, and many other alt tattooed giant bearded model dudes. Guess I'll be witnessing the power of the beard first hand, really curious if it'll be less powerful when it's less unique.
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01-20-2016, 02:39 PM
I’ve been sporting the beard for about a year and a half now. It’s red, which some women seem to like. I do have a strong jaw line, so I sometimes wonder if I’d look better without it. Any strong jaw lined guys here have feedback about whether or not to sport the beard?
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01-20-2016, 03:06 PM
Was expecting Mercenary. Disappointed.
Also I like that lumberjack competitor's look. Dude probably needs to wear galoshes at all times.
Seems like almost all dudes who are ripped shave their body to show off their toned muscles. I say fuck that. Unless you are competing in body building then it's too much damn work when embracing a hair body is just much more masculine.
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01-20-2016, 04:44 PM
Team Beard with Team Chest Hair.
I've never banged or met a girl who didn't mind my chest hair.
Some bitches like stroking my beard, others just admire it.
But I've noticed girls online may drop in their description they love beards.
I've actually had girls open me online and in person about my beard.
I have a barber line me up every week or other week. I keep the length, I'm actually attempting to grow it out longer.
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01-20-2016, 05:00 PM
As a Mexican-looking Asian-American in Poland, I dropped my goatee once the migrant crisis really hit the news this fall.
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01-20-2016, 05:15 PM
Take care of those titties for me.