Cebu Report Part 1
Lodgings
I stayed at the Golden Prince Hotel 4 min walk from Ayala mall. I paid 39800 for the month plus a 10k deposit that I think I ended up paying 2500 or so for power+water. Studio with fridge+safe+m/w. No stove, no gym, no pool. Ayala has a gym in it. I couldn't find better for cheaper. Tune nearby had similar price but TINY room with barely anything in it. In a year there are probably going to be a ton of Apartment developments right at Ayala that should offer some nice rental options.
Crossroads Area
Vudu - Waste of time checking out, at 12:30PM on a Friday there were 8 Koreans in a group dancing and one Filipino Couple at a table.
Upstairs to Vudu there was a restolounge with a live band playing. Good place for a date but there was no mingling and people were just sitting/standing staring at the band playing.
Loft IT Park
Went one Friday, looked closed inside, not sure what was going on that night. I went another weekend - the first bar where you enter into had only about 7 or 8 people dancing in front of a DJ, but in the back room it was full of people. People were just huddled around their own groups they came with or stuck to the table they were at.
Mango Square
As other posters coming to Cebu have realized at too, all this really leaves is Mango Square area for decent nightlife (I later go to MO2 about a 20 min drive away, see Part2). Sad, but true. Walking to and from the entrance to JAve from the road you have to walk like you know where you're going... stop for no one. If you want to take a taxi home, you may need to stride past to a taxi in front of the line or be prepared to give some lowlife opening a door some money for 'helping' you or he WILL NOT LEAVE.
Even though Mango/JAve attracts a lot of bottom feeder types, some ladyboys, a ton of koreans, the bar itself does have some redeeming qualities that make it good for pickup: A large dance floor, lots of people every night, many different areas to just chill out if you like. After a while, watching some of the same characters was interesting to see how things played out - how will this Korean react once this naughty girl gives him the final "pitch?", will the super tall front row ladyboy fool any foreign guys tonight? Will these fat foreign girls wearing jerseys meet any guys tonight?
Since leaving, it looks like JAve has started posting photos on their Facebook. Not surprisingly, I'm seeing many of the same faces still around night after night - especially the ladyboys.
https://www.facebook.com/J.avesuperclubm...tos_albums
The following J Ave stories aren't totally in chronological order but take place over a month in Cebu.
First day back
After holy week killing a couple days, I head out to JAve for the first time. It had been about a week and a half not drinking thanks to the relaxed days in Davao. While dancing one girl approaches and straight up grabs my junk. I take her number but never ended up following up since I forgot what she looked like. The same night I meet another girl wearing a red dress that gets shy and pulls back when I try to grind on her. At this point I hadn't paced myself well - drinking too much too fast after not drinking for so long. We go sit outside to talk and I take her number. Can you tell where this story is heading yet?
I meet up with her at Starbucks in Ayalla Mall next day. After a little bit of annoying hide and seek, 'she's' not looking like the same girl at all, especially in shorts and flip flops and a t-shirt. The voice is very obviously a dude. I tell her/him that she's not what I expected and I leave. She gets mad over text eventually saying "I can prove I'm real girl!" I wonder how she planned to do that!
Girl Games
A super hot darker skinned girl with black tights and a super short dress stares me down and I think it's too good to be true so I don't approach. Later when I walk by her friend pulls me in and intros me to her. She tells me she's here for modelling, shows me pictures on her phone, and keeps giving me free drinks. Ok, you're passing the naughty girl tests now...
Tells me she just broke up with her fiance/BF, I call her out on still wearing the huge engagement ring and she says oh I can't just yet... I don't play to win and just get her number.
I meet up with her at a Thai restaurant in Ayalla and when I arrive she is in tears... WTF... says she just had an argument on the phone. So awkward. I nibble on the food she ordered and make small talk. A photographer chick comes to meet her about setting up some photo shoot. They talk a bit and leave together, she pays for everything and refuses when I offer to pay a little.
She is gone for a week on some modelling thing and we don't speak.. when I see her again at J Ave the friend lays a guild trip for coming to JAve and talking with other girls. I don't apologize and just say "well, I'm single..."
I've talked maybe 2 minutes with them that night when they say they're tired and they want to leave. Dark girl says ok you go with my friend, who starts on some story about how her house has no power or water and won't till morning. It makes no sense and I am confused as hell. They start talking about money or taxi and I remember holding out a 500p note I had and the friend taking it.
Anyway the situation was weird as hell, the next day I think it over and maybe they put something in the one drink they gave me that I didn't finish, cause I wasn't that drunk. Anyway I tell her to delete my number because her friend asked for money and the whole situation was just too sketchy. The following weeks I would see them many more times, the hotter one dancing and talking with various guys most of the time.
Later I met a girl on DIA that was one of the "Front Row" girls at JAve, I ask her about the other girl and she says "Yeah lots of people have to deal with her games..."
Who really knows the real story... who cares... After going to JAve as many times as I did, the "Front Row" girls sitting at the tables near the bar at the same tables 75% of the time were easy to recognize...
More Girl Games
Meet a short girl named Rose and her crazy friend. I take her number and the next time I see her at JAve she's ghetto looking wearing shorts and a shirt and kind of expects to pick up where we left off dancing and grinding.
If you are in Cebu and go to JAve for any decent amount of time it's probably likely you're going to run into these girls. Telling some guys they're sisters, telling some they're cousins... there's so much bullshit they even can't keep track of where it starts and ends. Pictures of guys as their phone background... I see the crazy friend on DIA and she used her full name as her profile name. Check on Facebook, she's got a Filipino husband and a kid. Yet is out at JAve day after day... How many dicks have these girls had inside them???
I meet an Australian guy later that had hooked up with Rose, turns out she has 3 kids, didn't ask for money.
The surgeon assistant (Cebu girl 1)
Meet an older girl at JAve. She's a bigger girl with a bit of a belly but I like her freckles, long hair and boobs. She meets me at my hotel lobby the next day and comes upstairs.
She is shy about her body and wants the lights off. Gives me token resistance about how she likes to go for 2 hours so I better perform! I say you will be happy with the 2 minutes I give you!
After we bang she tells me she has super strict parents who forced her into an arranged marriage with a FP guy that's now been annulled. She works as a surgeon assistant in Kuwait but is having an an affair some some married dude there. She has twins and she "Used to be fat". (Hm...used to be??)
She checks her phone and she's got 7 missed calls from her mom. She wasn't kidding about strict! She flew out the next day... I wouldn't have hit it again though.
Apoc Opened
The same day I banged Surgeon Assist I went out later that night. A short haired girl opened me while I was dancing that I hadn't seen ever before. "Do you want to take me home and have sex? I don't want money."
Her breath smells like beer and I don't like her short hair and it seemed too easy. I tell her I just got laid today but I can take her number.
She says that's ok, never mind, annd walks off immediately without further discussion. If she were hotter, I probably would have gone for it. I never saw her again, maybe just in town for a day.
Tall red dress
See her at bar checking me out, later when I'm dancing she backs into me as an obvious invitation. I talk to her and go back to a table where she has a friend. She tells me she used to be a model.. getting yellow light on physical contact... I go outside with Red and her friend. The friend is being a good wing like "go with him" "you guys look good together" but Red doesn't seem down. I tell her it's fine I don't care either way just give me your number.
I meet her at a mall 8 days later. She says she saw me on DIA but uses a fake pic and some guy she met one time got pissed. She uses a pic of her ex-classmate (lol). She was supposed to meet her friend at the mall too, who comes much later.
Once the friend is there Red all of a sudden starts being affectionate, trying to touch me, but it just seems fake. I'm not feeling them and tell them I'm going home. Friend is being a good wing again "You not taking her home?" Nope.
I have a job
See a girl with huge boobs dancing and drinking, I approach. After some small talk I run through naughty girl tests:
"What do you do here in Cebu?"
"Oh I'm working"
"Ah cool yeah I work part time online. Where do you work?"
"... oh I work near SM mall"
(slightly annoyed) "...where do you work near SM."
"At Las Vegas KTV."
Ah. I tell her my rap that I like her but don't pay.. it's not as refined as some more regular shorers have down, and she immediately gets disinterested and leaves.
Twilight girl (Cebu girl 2)
Standard dance pickup, she says she took a bus here from 2 hours away with her friend who already left with a guy. Says the bus back home doesn't leave until morning. "So where are you going to stay?" ".. can I stay with you?"
I take her home, we mess around a little that night and again in the morning. When she goes to take a shower there is water everywhere on the floor even though I have a shower curtain and a mat.
During pillow talk, she asks completely seriously...
"I have a question...Are vampires real?" Ummmm.... "Uh, there may be strange people out there that drink blood, but no there are no such thing as vampires..."
She asks if I have any sardines. Nope, but she devours a cup noodle, an apple, and eats 2 tuns sandwiches from my fridge. Damn this girl can eat. After she gets ready to go she kind of hesitates and sits down on the bed. She asks for money for a taxi. I was kind of surprised but it kind of made sense thinking of it after. This is a poor girl probably with no job that's hoping maybe to meet a guy to pay her. I tell her I didn't feel comfortable doing that, I gave her 150p in small bills I had. She had a huge breakfast, a warm bed and hot shower and met a cool guy who didn't promise her anything for her to be with him. I would feel worse giving her more.
Continued in Part 2...