It is because Russian humor is different.What is considered humorous in Russia may not be considered humor in other countries and the opposite.For example let's say I want to use humor on Russian girls:
-Are you from Russia?
-Yes.
-From Moscow?
-Yes(crucial here most Russian girls will say they come from Moscow or St. Peterburg to show some class)
-Timati a DJ Dlee?
-Ha ha.Timati.
-Yes,the black Tsar.
-Timati.
-Do you like the Tsar?
-Yes.
-So you are a tsarist?Not a fan of vodka Stalin?
-What is that?I never heard of that.
-Probably you do not know Stolishanya.
-No.(this vodka is mostly for exports so most Russian girls do not know it).
-Probably you turn to Gorilka(Gorilka is Ukrainian home made sometimes vodka it is also the old name for vodka)
-Ha ha.Gorilka.You say it right.
-Have you been long in Greece?
-No,we came yesterday.
-So you like Greek salad?
-I like it.
-I like piroski.
-You like Russian food.
-Everything except katchapuri.But katchapuri is Georgian.
-Are you Greek?
-Yes.And you?
-Russian.
-You look like Russian.I mean the face.
-Have you been to Moscow?
-No,but I would like to.I want to pay pilgrimage to Lenin mausoleum.
-What?
-I said I want to see the Red Square and the Kremlin.Lots of important people like Lenin are buried there.It must be magnificent.
-Yes,Red square is very nice.
-What do you think about Greek furs?
-I like furs.
-Lots of Russians come here to buy furs.How many have you bought?
-Ha ha.I did not buy fur.
-Why?Are you an animal welfare supporter?
-What?
-I asked if you prefer mink furs or the ones from fox.
-From fox?I never heard of them.
-They are very comfortable.Foxy.
-Ha ha.
But here in Greece it is very uncommon to see furs.
-Probably.
-Only Russians buy them.
-Yes,we know Greek furs are good.
-And some Greek women who want to show off wear furs upon their bikinis.
-What?
-I said some Greek women also wear furs.Beautiful.Some men also.
-I do not have fur but I would like one.
-Probably human furs do not count.
-What?
-I said they are expensive.How much does gold cost in Russia?
-Oh,it is expensive.How much does it cost in Greece?
-Here it is cheaper.Do you prefer gold or silver?
-I like gold.
-Good choice.
I see a lot of Russians like gold.Russian women look marvellous all dolled up and with cosmetics.I also lik eDiskoteka Avaria.They have furs and many golden chains.
-They are ugly.I do not like their music.
-Hip hop maniaken.Na ostrien ataken.
-Ha ha.
-Hej dziewczonki,
posmotri se v okno
zacem krassivaye tak muzi...
-Ha ha.
Ukrainian humor.