Quote: (03-27-2013 06:15 PM)speakeasy Wrote:
My fake CS profile finally posted. Just a recap, I made a fake profile of an attractive young white girl and posted an open couch request in a major American city(won't name which because I know CS admins read this site) just to get an idea how many dudes are on there looking for action. I read a story about a girl going to Argentina that got invites in the triple digits. I wanted to see if CS has really become that big of a cockfest.
I also created a fake CS profile: young, hot Russian chick traveling outside of Russia. Got several messages from dudes. I will post some of them in this post, for your entertainment.
From a clueless Turkish dude who can't spell:
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Hi *******, how are you? I would really like to in Russia, my faltmates were Russian when I was in Malta, they invite me,but I dont have free time to go, I am also interested in Russian Literature, Dostoyevski,Çehov, Tolstoy,Gogol, Have you evere been to Turqia?
From an experienced French dude who's a CS ambassador and has over 50 vouches and over 500 CS friends:
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Поздравляю с регистрацией на Couchsurfing!
Теперь у тебя есть возможность встречать людей со всего света в путешествии или просто сидя у себя дома. Общаясь с разными людьми ты можешь прикоснуться с другим мирам, узнать новое о иноземных культурах и найти единомышленников. На CS есть много возможностей сделать это - присоеденись к группам, которые соответствуют твоим интересам, и заполни профиль, чтоб другие могли увидеть, кто ты. Обменивайся знаниями, принимай гостей и будь гостем - это уникальный опыт.
Я использую Couchsurfing уже больше двух лет и знаю на собственном "шкуре" насколько может стать интересным путешествие, если у тебя есть возможность быть гостем в чужой стране или просто встретиться с адекватными местными жетелями. И когда я возвращаюсь домой я все еще путешествую через истории моих гостей. Обмен гостеприимством это отличная штука, и общими усилиями мы можем сделать этот мир добрей и лучше.
Итак, начни сейчас!
Заполни свой профиль (http://www.couchsurfing.org/editprofile.html), прикрепи несколько фотографий, вступай в группы (http://www.couchsurfing.org/group.html), вписывайся (http://www.couchsurfing.org/surf.html) и будь активным членом CS сообщества.
Удачи!
Ты можешь прочитать F.A.Q. (http://www.couchsurfing.org/about.html/faq) или написать мне если будут какие-то вопросы.
Oh, he included his skype at the end of this "heartwarming" welcome message. Are women really that stupid? I don't think so. His game is quite transparent. Interestingly, when I joined CS, I had no welcome messages from anyone, but then, I am a dude.
The best of all messages is from a seemingly deranged black French dude:
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Privet *******! Kak dela?
I'll go to Russian Embassy in Paris and say: "Kakoy narouy passport?! Te ne panimaj konsul?! Ja govorjou po-rousski! Ja chernomazim rousski blyad! Ja hochou domoj! Haha
So, seriously:
I'm *********, I'm a french student in cinema school and funny and crazy traveller in all Europ haha ! I'm living in Paris (Eiffel Tower, Notre-Dame church, Arch of Trimph... blabla)
I'll conquier the world, maximum funny optimist! Oh yeah !
I writted you because during my last travel, in Lithuania, I met too much russian and Belarusian people. I like them now.
They teached me some russian words and I teached them some french words.
It was really good experience! Now I like them and their countries!
Now I want take contact with some russian people for learn little bit russian language et talk about Russia: (History, Lifestyle, Hobbies...ect)
And, when I'll go to Russia why not meet them.
I notice that you're interesting traveller and open-minded.
I like craziers adventurers people, we have just one life so we must travel, meet everybody, cultures and societies!
If you think like me don't hesite to answer me. ^^
And don't forget: The world is a book and those who don't travel read just one page...
Poka-poka *******! ^^
PS: I like too much your name.
So, gents, you have to respect the CS community, because CS is not a dating site!! NOT A DATING SITE, do you hear me? It's what everyone says, so it must be true.
"The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her." – H.L. Mencken