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03-31-2018, 04:39 AM
I had sex with a teacher in my senior high school year. She was going out with another teacher of mine. She's a university prof now. If I were a psychopath I could report her and ruin her career but I'm not. Actually it's a great memory to treasure.
I fucked a girl a few days before her wedding.
I fucked a (non-butch) lesbian.
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04-01-2018, 02:31 AM
I don't have anything that degenerate or memorable. I feel like I'm missing out on so much.
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04-01-2018, 02:38 AM
Triple penetrated a fatty with a couple of friends.
Not my best hour, but it was a notch.
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04-01-2018, 03:28 AM
So I was staying in a hostel in Prague, when me and my mate met a group of American birds in the common room. Anyway, we went out for drinks, and after about a dozen xmas beers, I hooked up with this thick booty American bird.
We get back to the hostel and I realise my buddy had the room key and he was passed out in this bed. So I manage to get into the girls dorm and bang this American. About two hours later she falls asleep and I realise, if I leave the room to take a piss I won't be able to get back in because the doors automatically lock after closing. So I quietly down from her bunk bed and piss in a rubbish bin.
Morning comes, and it turns out the bin was one of those mesh tin office bins and I'd more or less pissed all over the floor which just so happened to be where the girls clothes where.
I wake to screaming as the girls pick up their damp clothes. Lucky for me, they were that dense, that they actually thought someone had snuck into the room and pissed on the floor as a prank.
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04-01-2018, 09:13 AM
almost forgot: voted for Perot in '92
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04-01-2018, 09:55 AM
@Rush87
I love how you didn’t think to wedge the door open. Drunk logic.
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Fuck this shit, I peace out.
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04-01-2018, 02:10 PM
My grandma just gave me a huge bag of Easter eggs that I'm supposed to throw in with the family hunt. They are all full of money.
Well the strippers start work at 2 pm. Look out.
Aloha!
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04-01-2018, 03:56 PM
Registered on a men's forum dedicated to having sex with many women.
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I know only one thing
that never dies:
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04-01-2018, 05:07 PM
Kept poking a porker just because it was so easy to make her cum repeatedly and I could feel her pussy spasm repeatedly when she did. It was like a perverted science experiment.
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04-01-2018, 07:53 PM
In the past, I cheated on a girlfriend and noticed a short time later a bit of a burning sensation when I pissed. I decided to go to the doctor and get an STD test which revealed I had contracted chlamydia. They prescribed me an antibiotic that would clear the infection with just one pill — but what was I going to do about my girlfriend? If she wasn’t treated I would just continue to reinfect myself.
So about twenty minutes after I left the doctor’s office, I returned saying I had been driving with my windows rolled down and my prescription had gotten sucked out the window and that I would need another prescription. They obliged my request and I proceeded to go to two separate pharmacies to have each prescription filled. After that, I took my pill and talked my girlfriend at the time into taking the other pill by claiming it was something for urinary health after lying and claiming my doctor diagnosed me with a bladder infection (when it was actually chlamydia).
I knew we couldn’t have sex for a week until the infection cleared so I made excuses a couple times and then a week later I went back for a recheck which revealed I had cleared the infection and then I resumed banging my girlfriend. We would later breakup for different reasons but she never found out I cheated on her. It was a total “Match Point” experience.
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04-02-2018, 02:23 PM
Fucked a girl in the ass 45 min after meeting her on the street as she was wrapping up a date with an acquaintance.
We suffer more in our own minds than we do in reality.
-Seneca
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04-02-2018, 04:55 PM
Christ, one of three things probably:
1. Fuck my friend's sister. She's an absolute slut in bed and loves anal. She also gave me great head.
2. Fuck a slutty Jewish girl while on vacation with my family.
3. Get a blowjob on a balcony overlooking Jerusalem.
If you're not fucking her, someone else is.