[Keepiticy2]

In high school, i had a girlfriend, But i also had this gorgeous girl with the PERFECT perky tits that used to send me nudes all the time. I never had sex with her but one day WHILE i was at the mall with my gf, she texted me saying. "im going to kill myself if you don't be my boyfriend" then she called me crying and saying how much she loved me.

SOOOO then i looked to my side and said

"amber im breaking up with you"
She said "You play so much"
I said "im serious im breaking up with you"
then she said "whatever,ha ha" not believing me she kept the conversation going


Long story short I fucked both of them that night. Taking both of their virginities that night as well

[The Stronger Sex]

(03-10-2018 10:52 AM)bbgun Wrote:  

Hiding a camera in a bedroom to film my older sister undressing. I have a lot of problems.

I once accidentally walked on my topless sister. I admit my feelings about it were ambiguous. I was a very horny teenager and objectively speaking she's really hot.

[Euphoric_Breeze]

Believe it or not, I don't care.
Two months ago I banged a girl who was posessed by evil spirit.
While I was driving, she brought up many fucked up things I've done in the past, and even knew where both my parents were born and their origin.
Her voice tone would change every now and then, and she had two names, hers and the female evil inside her.

I remained cool during the whole trip but staring at those massive boobies every once in a while made me hard as fuck. She agreed to come to my bro's place and proceeded to fuck her brains out. No excuse, no remorse.

[kazz]

Rawdogged my mates fleshlight

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

(03-08-2018 06:54 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

When I was a teenager, I had to take meds for a chronic illness and the meds made me have to urinate. A lot.
...

Be glad that you didn't end up like this

It's been many years so the handmade illustrations are no longer there (they were truly masterpieces - what a pity), but the thread is still a winner.

[polar]

(03-11-2018 11:33 AM)Keepiticy2 Wrote:  

In high school, i had a girlfriend, But i also had this gorgeous girl with the PERFECT perky tits that used to send me nudes all the time. I never had sex with her but one day WHILE i was at the mall with my gf, she texted me saying. "im going to kill myself if you don't be my boyfriend" then she called me crying and saying how much she loved me.

SOOOO then i looked to my side and said

"amber im breaking up with you"
She said "You play so much"
I said "im serious im breaking up with you"
then she said "whatever,ha ha" not believing me she kept the conversation going


Long story short I fucked both of them that night. Taking both of their virginities that night as well

[godfather dust]

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[Cattle Rustler]

I can't top Winston Wolfe's story but a decade ago I was a hostel in London. Me @ 18. Two German 16 year olds, and this 18-year old French Canadian. Frenchie and I get ready to hit up St Paddys parades and compliments my cologne. We Smash. That's not the story.

Next morning she's taking a shower and I hear the Germans walking out of the dorm (4 beds). No one is around so I decide to jerk off....I finish and then noticed one of the girls was still on top of her bunk staring at me in disbelief. I guess they both walked near the door but only one walked out. So I pretend that I'm half asleep and just roll over. Thank god it was my day to check out, so I get up 30 mins later, pretend nothing happened, and leave for Paris.

[Sidney Crosby]

Winston Wolfes story reminds me of a hostel story I have.

I met up with some chick who I met a few days earlier at a restaurant, we went out to a bar and then I take her back to my room and the hostel using some stupid excuse. Anyway, I'm banging her and I guess the condom breaks and I blast inside her. She's all freaking out and saying she's not on the pill blah blah blah next thing you know I'm looking to give her for the pill and a taxi ride so she fucks off instead of waiting for her dad to pick her up.

I didn't have any of the local currency so I grab some USD and exchange it at the front desk for some cash to give to her, the lobby/living room area is pretty busy and I look down and I notice my whole arm is covered in cum. I remembered right after I blasted she was reached inside and all like "this is yours!" and rubbed it on my arm.

Maybe not too degenerate but pretty stupid.

[asdfk]

(01-18-2018 04:44 PM)bbgun Wrote:  

(01-18-2018 07:49 AM)asdfk Wrote:  

* banged a long list of married women, something I am not proud of.

any close calls, like husbands coming home early?

Nope. Usually the women were out.
Last time was in Riga. I meet these two girls, one of them is getting married the next week and I quote, "wanted to get fucked right one last time." Asked me to do all kinds of nasty things to her an hour after meeting.

I met a married woman in a train station once. Started making out five minutes after meeting (can't make this shut up). We went to a hotel.

Only close call was when the husband of a married girl was coming by my place because this b*tch gave him my address. Not that much had happened at that point. He kindly requested me to "help her by telling her to go home when she was horny."

I informed him it was not my problem. As you can imagine, disastter ensued, including divorce.

[The Stronger Sex]

I think I win this thread. Cum buckets know no limits when they're really really horny.

[Northern Wastes]

I was 15 with my very first girlfriend who was almost 2 years older than me, never had sex or even kissed a girl. On one of our first dates we went to the movies with my parents. Sat together on the top row with my younger brother on the seat below us. Started rubbing her leg and ended up spreading her legs rubbed her pussy through her jeans and she grabbed my dick. She was on her period so instead of letting me finger her she put my hands on her boobs instead, fondled those titties for the entirety of The Hobbit 2. I think some dude was watching us the entire time. Kissed her after that for the first time. That isn’t that bad but what happened next is the kicker.

On the car ride back 7 of us are in the car, my parents up front, my brother myself and her in the middle, and my younger sister and toddler brother. My baby brother is in his car seat next to me, I’m in the middle and she is by the door. I start doing the same thing as in the theater but instead I focused on rubbing her pussy through her jeans and she starts lightly moaning. Keep it up and the ENTIRE car starts getting all foggy , my dad kept on having to roll the windows down (Lol). The car smelled like sex and I ended up making her cream her pants while maintaining a conversation with my mom. I made a girl orgasm in a car with the entirety of my family present.

After we dropped her off she gave me a hug and told me she loved me. Uh oh

Also ended up losing my virginity to this chick in the same bedroom my brother was in with nothing more than a curtain separating us, haha I think he knew poor kid.

[iop890]

(03-14-2018 06:29 AM)kazz Wrote:  

Rawdogged my mates fleshlight

[spokepoker]

Just the tip?

[Paracelsus]

First two pages was all fun and games, but we're reaching depths of the gutter that shouldn't be physically possible in this motherfucker.

[Geomann180]

(03-20-2018 01:09 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

First two pages was all fun and games, but we're reaching depths of the gutter that shouldn't be physically possible in this motherfucker.

People will tell you about themselves without asking.

But they'll tell you a lot more if prompted.

G

[Noir]

I've done plenty.

The simplest one was shitting in a zip lock bag and emptying the turd into a vending machine's collection slot on my campus.

[Suits]

(03-10-2018 10:52 AM)bbgun Wrote:  

Hiding a camera in a bedroom to film my older sister undressing. I have a lot of problems.

I think you need to finish this story.

[Hombre]

Went out with a girl. Came back too drunk and tried to have sex. Even popped a Viagra. Could barely keep it up. Even though she was on her period and I was too drunk, figured I might as well as get her moaning to arouse myself. Fingered her from behind, ignoring whatever blood there was. Got a little ballsy and shoved two fingers up her ass. Long story short, couldn’t stay erect long enough and went to bed. Kicked her out in the morning. Found blood on my fingers and my sheets. It was an Airbnb so had to clean the sheets thoroughly. The owner’s review for me: “very tranquil and respectfuL”

Also met a chick outside a gas station after a night out. Got in my car and drove her to some shithole Latin afterhours place. She kept quizzing me about if I was “ready to prove myself” over some secret. We drive to her place, and she goes into the house, saying she will come back out. I thought maybe she would bring a drug dealing boyfriend out. Nope, she comes back out with her six year old child that she left behind for babysitting with a friend. I drove the two of them to her actual place, a shitty apartment with almost no furniture. There are fucking chickens hang outside on the first floor of the parking place. She goes inside and puts her kid to sleep. We are on her balcony, making out. Eventually, she jokes how no one would believe me if she said I raped her. I peaced out shortly thereafter, feeling ashamed.

I also left a nightclub but was too lazy to go back to take a shit. Ended up shitting in the middle of a suburb street on the sidewalk. Woke up the next morning with shit in my pants. That’s when I really looked in the mirror and asked myself WTF the hell I was doing. Never again.

[Dragan]

I paid for a girl's taxi one time.

[Slim Shady]

I think he needs to post the video.

(03-20-2018 10:26 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(03-10-2018 10:52 AM)bbgun Wrote:  

Hiding a camera in a bedroom to film my older sister undressing. I have a lot of problems.

I think you need to finish this story.

[Slim Shady]

I think he needs to post the video.

(03-20-2018 10:26 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(03-10-2018 10:52 AM)bbgun Wrote:  

Hiding a camera in a bedroom to film my older sister undressing. I have a lot of problems.

I think you need to finish this story.

[bbgun]

(03-20-2018 10:26 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(03-10-2018 10:52 AM)bbgun Wrote:  

Hiding a camera in a bedroom to film my older sister undressing. I have a lot of problems.

I think you need to finish this story.

She undressed in a part of the room not within the camera's range of vision. I never tried it again.

[Teedub]

Fucked a girl in a toilet cubicle less than 15 minutes after meeting her.

[MMM]

I lost it at chickens in the front yard .