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04-18-2015, 10:27 AM
Melbourne mmmmm.My home town..
No dude will ever tell you where the women are here because it would be inundated with cock in a heart beat if he did...."Shit, Tim there were 3 woman at Carlton club"
Next thing you know 300 blokes turn up....The old gem of your going to the wrong places always pops up.So you go to the place and there is a handful of women holding court over dozens of men.
I cut my teeth on the club scene back in the day all I can remember was going out in 88 to 90 here and just seeing one girl surrounded by 7 guys .And this was when there were way more people out..no online shit in the day.Saying that you could go out 7 nights a week back then drum ,guitars, real bands, cover bands and nightclubs everywhere was rockin....I was a heart broken slob then but most of my mates checked out.Most lost their shit when they went to Europe and most married Euro, Sth American or Yank chicks.
I remember being in London with heaps of Aussie girls, a lot from my school at an Aussie pub.They had all the cock in Europe but they would run into an Aussie pub waxing lyrical about how they wish they were back in Melbourne and how good the men were there..They felt embarrassed if it got out they were fucking an English guy..Unlike Sydney chicks..
Always on about "Back home" these Melbourne girls.
When I joined the Army and started going out in Sydney where there were stacks of girls, I never ever wanted to come back to Melbourne...fuck the footy...I give 2 fucks about sitting on my arse watching sport.
Another opiate of the people..
I've taken 2 weeks off going out, to sleep, train and get ready for Anzac day up in Sydney.
The guys I KNOW (I don't know you) that are really successful here bang below their league.....all the time.This surprised me as these guys get chased.It's even their tactic.
In Sydney my mates bang their league or above,I'm serious.If a guy in Melbourne has a girl better looking than him it's gossip "Oh my god so and so is batting above his league".
I use to cop shit at work and from my old brother in laws , why because my ex wife was good looking...no shit..Not like my Sydney mates "Well played man"..
Cunts get their back up in Melbourne what the fuck is he doing with her?I'll try and take her.Tall poppy syndrome and know your place motherfucker.
Guys here take pride in Melbourne being tough for pick up,they put on their Melbourne blinkers "oh the coffee, oh the footy oh the food...yeah I'm going home to wank."
They will go to another town and look for Melbourne. I've seen it enough over the years with Melbourne blokes both in Sydney and Brisbane..
Melbourne will pigeon hole you "why are you out ,you are old"..Over 28 night which is more like over 58..
The sad thing is that Melbourne did have good nightlife .Live music wasn't a lone dude with a guitar singing "I'm bringing sexy back".Melbourne use to thump to drum and base ,now it cashes in to the tune of slot/poker machines.Every fucker is online now fucken tumble weeds in the CBD.You do have drinks after work on a Friday..I also heard some RSD coach say it was the hardest city in the World his been to.
Melbourne is basically a woman's town, a stripper town.You can look but you better not touch, town.
The women complaining over the man drought don't go out.Chicks here who are 6 can fuck a guy that's 9 no problems.If they do go out they would be pawed and fawned over by 3 Sri Lakans at the same time, with shaven heads dressed alike with the same after shave on saying "have you ever had a black man"
Women in their 40s complain to me they are sick of the young guys..these are the none fat ,attractive ones who do most of their flirting online.But make it out with their married friends to pIay power games.I can not even tell woman my own age, my age..They expect me to be 33 -35, if not no bang...this has fucken happened to me.I'll stick with 37 this year.
Another thing I've noticed is how many of the attractive early 30s are getting LTR with guys around 28.It happened to a couple of guys at work ,a family friend and this ex girlfriend of mine who always tried to stay current on female power politics.Say 34 vs 28.
In Sydney I can and still be successful at 44.
My good mate is on Tinder and can not reveal his real age which is 43..with woman his age...the guy could fuck for Australia.He can't believe it at the moment..but again he is a pretty good looking guy and still fucks below his looks.
Another thing about Melbourne where I've seen the best looking women is where the AFL players and sportsmen hang.But they were on par with a top Sydney nightclub.
The only women I meet seem to be from overseas or interstate and I ain't complaining about that. I guess that's the vibe I'm maybe giving off.Again they ask me why Melbourne is dead and where to go.
A mate of mine who is good at pick up said "Do you ever notice Melbourne how all the girls say they have boyfriends yet all the guys are single?"On line has made this shit even worse.
Coke is king on Chapel street and high end clubs.
Anyway like I'll just drink a can of shut the fuck up and build a bridge and get over it..The only reason I am in Melbourne is because my kids are here otherwise I'd be back in Sydney in a heart beat to live .
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04-18-2015, 07:48 PM
Mate I've told my Melbourne mates the same thing about Sydney.After they go there I cop
lectures about how many good looking friendly ,fit women there are in Sydney.....but then it's fuck those one way streets you can't get around the place.
Adelaide cops shit to but again the words "How easy is it.We are going back" crops up.Personally I love Adelaide
Brisbane is another town Melbournians look down upon.."So what happened boys?"
" Well the coffee was shit but we all picked up?"
Canberra is a woman's town...and I don't know Perth.
Melbourne =is a family town.Try going out on a Monday night or Wednesday or even Thursday.4 million people so called "Night club capital"..please.
The sunday sesh is not up to Sydney, Brisbane standard although there is one pub on a Sunday that's pretty good but I won't say where it is.
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04-18-2015, 09:22 PM
Ive been to a lot of places all over the world and Sydney is right up there for any city in the world for quality pussy....
Adelaide cops shit because it is shit...I would never recommend anyone go there for anything let alone girls..forget it. Don't know how u can like Adelaide.
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04-20-2015, 07:05 AM
Just on a side note. Green-On-Go, I love your prose mate!
Kids today either talk in a passive aggressive hipster tone or like they've been zapped in the head in the loony bin. Australia's going to shit.
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07-03-2015, 01:16 AM
I've heard some limited on the ground reports that Melbourne has become a little better so far in 2015, with the girls becoming a bit more chilled out and the cock forest somewhat abating. This being perhaps due to the end of the mining boom and a reduction in male immigration/increase in Australian male emigration, and in increase in youth unemployment meaning young girls are looking more favourable to mid-20s guys of means.
I've been in Sweden for the past year so cannot confirm and am somewhat dreading returning to Melbourne if this is untrue. Anyone able to offer the opinion?
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07-03-2015, 01:24 AM
Not seeing any of that, I'm afraid. Right now they're getting even worse after the gay marriage victory in America.
If you're already in Europe, stay there.
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09-25-2015, 09:20 PM
I've moved from Sweden to Melbourne (born here originally) and thought I would update.
Recently there has been a very large wave of immigration to Australia. Unfortunately, a lot of Indian men have concentrated themselves in the city and killing nightlife in some areas. Speed dating, for example, has been completely killed off by the sleazy Indian guys driving off girls, and hence guys.
These guys are dirt poor, here on student visas to study accounting but in reality working at 7/11 for $10/hour. They heckle women and can't take a hint.
This has driven the decent parties out of the CBD unless they are relatively high end venues, and into the white suburbs and private house parties. Unfortunately, this leads to the side effect that many backpackers, even cute girls, are unable to crack into this scene in time and don't get the right Melbourne experience.
If coming to Melbourne prepare for a long multi-year slog to crack into this scene. Ideally, you will have your own warehouse in an industrial area to have parties.
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09-27-2015, 11:21 PM
@ponzored
Indian and Pakistani blokes killed Salsa scene for awhile .They've been known to be the death knell of night clubs too.
I've had to slog my way through Melbourne it's way tougher than Sydney..Sydney you got a chance at 55+.
The weather is still shit .Try St Kilda and Richmond..Day game and gym game could be the go for you.Try Long room and Silk Road..College Lawn pub was good on Sundays.
Club 23 at Crown Saturday night..I heard some yank has been killing it there.
I'm told Speed dating is only good for meeting like minded wingmen.
Meetup ....I've been too is pretty blue pill and social circle..there is one for expats or foriegners.I crashed one full of Euros and Sth Americans..Nice young chicks ...no Alphas...There are pub and drinking groups however shields are up ..which was a surprise..but good if you go out by yourself .
The Turf club has a backpacker night on Wednesday.
Carlton club has good rep.
Backpacker joints around Vic Markets can also be good once weather picks up.
Or move to a Sydney innercity beach suburb.
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09-29-2015, 03:25 AM
In theory Melbourne should be easier than Sydney as its city centric wheras Sydney is spread out with a lot of suburbs. But in reality Melbourne is actually harder due to the atmosphere being a lot more boring and not as much bling as Sydney.
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09-29-2015, 10:23 AM
Was gonna use another word.
Sydney is all flair and beach culture is great in the summer. Melbourne is a cool city but doesn't seem to attract the same crowd. Reminds me of Manchester UK, decent lifestyle though.
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01-17-2016, 09:48 AM
Would wanna revive this thread here, I'm head to U Melbourne for college probably next fall and this would be my first visit/stay in Australia/Melbourne, I've read the sheets thus far and gotten quite alot of info on where's good to hang out but I just have some questions that I hope you guys could possibly help me out with, what are the odds like for an Asian guy to do good in Melbourne/Australia?
My stats:
Age: 21
Nationality: Singapore/Japan
Languages spoken: English/Mandarin/Japanese/Cantonese, I pull off conversational Korean but not too in depth
Height: 1.75m/ 5ft 7
Size: Average, I'm bigger than some asians cause I do work out but lose out on the height portion
Game: Been doing it steadily for 2-3 years now, I pull regularly in Japan when I was there for a 1 year and decently in Singapore
This would also be the first time I would be visiting a city that I have absolutely no clue about. I have zero connections(as of now) and can only hope my personality(which is thankfully extroverted) brings me places. I do all kind of girls but I do have a preference for Asian girls. I heard of the typical nerdy sloppy Asian international student who doesn't do much except study. I wanna get my bachelors but I want to have fun as well, what are some tips you guys have for me and if any of you drop by Singapore, I would be glad to share more about gaming Asian cities as well.
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01-18-2016, 07:18 AM
Pops to JWLZG & Roardog for answering so quickly, it sorta confirmed what I need to do to game other international Asian students and some Aussie Asians.
And now for the century old question: how is it like gaming white girls as an Asian guy in Australia?
Up to now, every white girl I've slept with, I gamed them in an Asian city. Tokyo, Singapore, Seoul, Shanghai etc. These are white girls who came to Asia and already have the mindset of possibly sleeping with an Asian guy. So while I say I have gamed white girls, I'm quick to add that the ball was 'in my court' so to speak, in an Asian setting where she stood out rather than I did. I'm particularly good with the 20-23 range because I know what they like and want in their 'escape to Asia.'
This means I have almost close to zero experience gaming a white chick in a predominantly white country/city. Another thing is that the girls I banged in Asia are largely girls with yellow fever to start with so I just fitted the bill and played my game right to get my lays. I would expect white girls in Australia, majority of which would have no interest to specifically date Asian guys, to treat me like just another Asian guy, or worse lump me with the FOBs with no fashion sense or game.
Would like to hear any word out there on this matter.