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07-21-2018, 02:28 PM
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07-21-2018, 03:57 PM
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07-21-2018, 05:33 PM
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07-21-2018, 07:17 PM
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07-22-2018, 01:30 AM
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The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.
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Going Strong
Why wouldn't the 3rd world "subsaharan" hungry chicken cross over to the wealthy side? "Leftist" scum have been encouraging free range subsaharan cocks with free corn since that Phaguette Macron and traitor Merkel have taken power. The chicken would never cross the road in a all white country like Argentina.
Samseau
The root of the issue is the moral bankruptcy of the farmer raising the chicken. If the farmer raised his chicks with Christian values, how many chicken would you think even would dare cross that devils road?
WestIndianArchie
Chicken crossing the road for corn is basic game. Real game is when you can get your chicken to get you corn, boil it, prep some sweet corn and add some cucumber, silantro, lettuce and parmesan to make salad. Old school black men have been doing this for decades. White boys still dont get it.
Veloce
I just figured out the chicken is a Flemish red rooster. That breed shouldn't get near corn unless you want the flesh to be uncharacteristically soft. I prefer my Flemish roosters be fed truffles past one month. To each their own, I'll be playing guitar and doing psychedelics cant stand a world where Flemish red roosters are fed corn.
Cobra
The question is, how do we even know it's a chicken? Has the chicken met any forum members? Crossing the street is cool and all but how do we know the chicken isn't just pulling that out of its ass? I'll be watching the developments closely.
LINUX
Some chicken cross the road. Some stay in their pens all their life. Some die of avian flu at 1 week old. Life is not fair and no one can tell the chicken what it can and cannot do. I'm the end, were all like that chicken. We see something we like we go after it. We might get it or die while crossing the road. Do what makes you happy.
Steelex
One chicken fucking pathetic. That's what 150 grams of protein? Thats not even enough for a mid morning snack. Let me know when u have 10 chicken crossing the road then I maybe would give a flying fuck.
Beyond Borders
Good job chicken. Some tips when u cross back or intend on coming back. Always look left and right for traffic. It's better to walk slowly that to quickly cross the road. Also diversifying your diet past corn would do wonders for your mental health. It certainly helped me. All the best and let me know how the next road crossing goes for you.
Hank Moody
I was riding on my motorcycle into the sunset when I saw this same chicken crossing the road. I stopped, gave it a fist bump and told my blonde girlfriend who was riding behind me to give it a fist bump too. The chicken was tearing up cuz the moment was too beautiful. I looked it in the eye because I'm only 5'5 and consoled it with a pair of 1500 dollar Bose chicken headphones. Then I rode off and never contacted the chicken again. My girl still gets wet over that chicken encounter.
Quintile Curtius
Quite interesting. Chicken have been revered as noble animals since Sumerian times, the fact that this particular one had the courage and mental strength to venture outside it's pen and make a daring escape for better conditions across the road is testament to the timeless avian ideals of consistency, perseverance and facing your fears straight on. Like a Roman. Something millenials must learn sooner rather than later.
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07-22-2018, 01:37 AM
^^^^^This is great. You need to do more members.
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07-22-2018, 02:38 AM
Ahh why not. It's Sunday afternoon here in Shanghai.
Scorpion
Chicken have been crossing the road since time immemorial. The question is why the chicken crossed the road. In old times, it would have crossed the road to feed it's chicks or save a sibling. Now it is crossing the road for no reason except to get corn. Didn't it it have enough feed back at the pen? It did but when you live in a decadent farm that glorifies gluttony as the ultimate good, this is what happens. Stray chicken on major highways causing the end of society.
Lizard of Oz
Scorpion relax. The chicken crossing is anything but symptomatic of a dying farm. It in fact shows the great health, vigor and energy of the farm that a chicken, usually a timid animal - the very definition of cowardice can muster up enough courage to cross the road and get it's own. Only a fantastic farm could raise winner chicken like that.
TigerMandingo
No wonder. Article says chicken is American. Eastern European birds would rather die than leave their farms where their friends, family and owner live. They might take longer to domesticate but once they are loyalty is guaranteed.
Kaotic
Guys!! I followed the chicken across the road and there's this 7/10 farmers daughter feeding it corn. Number closed her and met her the same night. Moonshine. Make out. Fire up my truck and drive back to SoCal before I get lynched lol. Need to focus on work been on a 3 day sex and alcohol bender. Bad idea to follow that damn chicken. Oh well. I'll live!
Cattle Rustler
That chicken nigga gay. Let it cross the road who cares? I only chase a check never chase a chick.
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07-22-2018, 03:55 AM
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07-22-2018, 04:29 AM
Those NASH posts were great.
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07-22-2018, 05:16 AM
Everyones upset because the chicken crossed the road, but nobody cares about the rapefugees all over Europe. - Simeon-Strangelight
Why'd the chicken cross the road? JEWS! - Leonardo D. Neubache.
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07-22-2018, 07:59 AM
< Simeon_ Strangelight would've done this (<) at the start.
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07-22-2018, 08:28 AM
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07-22-2018, 08:49 AM
Re : The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.
In the weekends there are much fewer cars in Piotrkow so a chicken get considerably better crossing chance.The corn are less than in the weekend but chicken can wait there is time to cross them while in the weekends a chicken have to be very fast since if you are late half a minute cars come and smash them.
In the weekends actually you have to keep your eye on several pairs of corn watching every car movement in order to find the right exact second and angle to cross and sometimes even then chickens get unlucky meaning they get smashed or you get blocked bytraffic jam.
In weekdays it is very relaxing not much noise and traffic jam some pairs of good corn waiting etc not a demanding hektisch environment.
(This post was last modified: 07-22-2018 10:46 AM by Greek kamaki.)