I went out to a different town last night to go out. After the club I got into a massive fight against 30+ local white knights. Why? Because one cheeky bitch started shoving me in the club.

Obviously I'm gonna shove back. This inspired hatred from WKs on the dancefloor who were trying to group up on me. The bouncers saw the beta behaviour of the WK and told them to calm the fuck down.

As the club is closing I hear 5 different people saying there's gonna be trouble waiting for me outside. They were right. 30 or so WK came up talking shit, but were too scared to hit me in the face, instead they went for bitch shots to the back of my head.

Despite their numbers, their pussyness means I was barely hurt. 2 black eyes and a cut nose, no big deal. I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go home". They all left like little girls.

Unlike the WKs, I had no trouble from the bouncers. One guy even agreed that this all started over some dumb bitch pushing me.


So guys the reason I'm sharing this is to show you the power one bitch can have over 30 WKs. I was safe that night, but I'm sure you can imagine how nasty shit can get out there. Better to just avoid it in most cases.

30?

You fancy yourself to be King Leonidas or what ?

If they were hitting you in the back of the head how did you get two black eyes?

Did this really happen?

Quote: (11-15-2014 08:47 AM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  

30?

You fancy yourself to be King Leonidas or what ?

Haha. Seriously though I don't know where I got the idea to start brawling against such numbers, but my gut had a feeling that they'd run off like little bitches and they did. I chased them off in their OWN town. I really felt great after I'm not gonna lie.

Quote: (11-15-2014 08:48 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

If they were hitting you in the back of the head how did you get two black eyes?

Most of the damage was to the back, but I was getting by multiple people from all angles.

But guys, the fight itself isn't the focus here. How the whole thing was instigated by 1 girl is the big deal.

Quote: (11-15-2014 08:48 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

If they were hitting you in the back of the head how did you get two black eyes?

That's easy. Homeboy's got eyes in the back of his head.

Youngster, how many threads, posts and articles need to be written about the shittiness of clubs?

I'm 6'4", 240lbs and have been involved in the kickboxing world my whole life.

I once had a fight with three much smaller dudes. I was sober and they were not.

It ended in a stale mate due to exhaustion.

I still have the scars.

You were very very lucky; don't let this go to your head.

Quote: (11-15-2014 08:59 AM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

Youngster, how many threads, posts and articles need to be written about the shittiness of clubs?

What? I like clubs. I was sharing this to try focus on the cause of lots of these brawls and fights, girls talking shit and using WKs as their enforcers.

The details of the fight aren't important. That's not what I wanted to talk about.

Quote: (11-15-2014 09:02 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  

I'm 6'4", 240lbs and have been involved in the kickboxing world my whole life.

I once had a fight with three much smaller dudes. I was sober and they were not.

It ended in a stale mate due to exhaustion.

I still have the scars.
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You were very very lucky; don't let this go to your head.

This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for. I never wanted to talk about the fight itself, just the story behind the whole mess.

If somebody wants to take this thread down please do. I don't see any good coming from this.

I remember when I had my first beer.

Guy claims taking on 30 dudes single-handedly and then says that's beside the point.

You got "2 black eyes and a cut nose" and no other damage? No ribs cracked, for example, or legs/hands bruised? Strange. They only hit you on your head? No leg kicks, are you sure?

Anyway, had the "cheeky bitch from the club" come with her own friends, or were those just random White knights from the dance floor? Give more details please, to understand the interactions and implications...

Meanwhile, outside the club...

OP and his backup

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Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of Little Dark is called common sense.

Quote: (11-15-2014 08:59 AM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

Youngster, how many threads, posts and articles need to be written about the shittiness of clubs?

Probably entering a bar increases likelihood of being violence victim like 3000 per cent.

Guyz I totally fought 30, no, FIFTY white knights at a club! Not even metaphorical white knights; literal white knights with horses and lances and everything! And then I fought a dragon! It was a pussy dragon though, so I punched it in its FACE!

Footage from the fight:






or maybe it was this:






Next time you fight 30 men, be sure to give them a fighting chance and tie one hand behind your back. I personally don't even start combat unless 100 heavily armed guys oppose me. Anything else is simply unfair.

This thread is comic gold.

I don't know if Dark was legitimately trolling, or thought we'd believe that he was Iron Man.

Either way, having insecurity so deep that you're trying to get an internet forum to think you're cool is just lame.

It's always guys who have never been in nor been in the proximity of a real street fight who post this stuff.

In 20 seconds you can have catastrophic damage inflicted, including brain damage or death (e.g an idiot who saw someone hit someone with a beer bottle in a movie and tries it in real life, or getting knocked out with a punch and hitting your head on the ground). Lesser injuries include knocked out teeth, broken nose, or similar from just one punch.

Or if you are inflicting it, you'll have a load of legal problems or worry about reprisals.

Self defense is one thing but anyone who has fought recommends that the best thing is to avoid it.

Example is @CrashBangWallop post above

Quote: (11-15-2014 11:56 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  

Quote: (11-15-2014 08:59 AM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

Youngster, how many threads, posts and articles need to be written about the shittiness of clubs?

Probably entering a bar increases likelihood of being violence victim like 3000 per cent.

You're correct on so many levels. A few minutes ago, I left my lair to catch the England vs Slovenia game at a so called soccer bar here in Dork Central (DC) to find out they're broadcasting that shit not in Slovakian or English but Spanish. On my way out i inquire of the bearded hipster cunt barkeep what's the deal only for him to reply that he's not a tv producer.

Silly newbie poster trying to act tough with a group of guys who have seen real shit.

You'd have to be a real clever troll to make it past this group's BS detector.