Posts: 3,876
Threads: 0
Joined: May 2014
Reputation:
85
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 01:51 AM
I've heard it is next to impossible to get Chinese citizenship, even if you marry a Chinese national. Unless you're ethnically Chinese or loaded and bringing lots of investment cash/business into the country, I thought China was pretty much a no-go on citizenship rights?
John Michael Kane's Datasheets: Master The Credit Game: Save & Make Money By Being Credit Savvy
Boycott these companies that hate men: King's Wiki Boycott List
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. -Albert Einstein
Posts: 1,213
Threads: 0
Joined: Nov 2015
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 01:54 AM
A year already huh. Damn.
Posts: 3,343
Threads: 0
Joined: Jul 2015
Reputation:
33
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 02:11 AM
I knew something was off, I can smell you all the way from here Suits, especially with the prevailing winds around the start of April.....
Posts: 51
Threads: 0
Joined: Oct 2017
Reputation:
1
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 02:40 AM
Once upon a time, I was doing research on renouncing my US citizenship. While researching, I saw a Reddit post about an American that became stateless in an undisclosed East Asian country (probably China). He had been stuck there for 3 years and was trying to get the UN to help.
I thought this post was a reference to that story.
Posts: 2,266
Threads: 0
Joined: Jun 2014
Reputation:
26
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 02:53 AM
I got as far as body odour and knew I was being had...
Posts: 496
Threads: 0
Joined: Dec 2013
Reputation:
2
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 04:02 AM
Are you sure about this?
A little bird told me that the Chinese government is considering replacing personal pronouns in the Chinese language with Pokemon character names.
Posts: 5,942
Threads: 0
Joined: May 2013
Reputation:
35
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 06:08 AM
Happy troll day. Switch to anti bacterial soap for your odor
Posts: 553
Threads: 0
Joined: Sep 2016
Reputation:
3
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 06:42 AM
It was hard to tell if it was a prank or not. Sometimes autism seems par for the course here.
Posts: 427
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2017
Reputation:
27
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 07:18 AM
Is it Alpha to make women smell your B.O while you're banging them????
Asking for a friend...
Posts: 1,009
Threads: 0
Joined: Nov 2014
Reputation:
6
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 08:29 AM
I was so confused until I saw the date
Posts: 2,407
Threads: 0
Joined: May 2013
Reputation:
79
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 09:41 AM
I admire your work ethic. You wrote so much content just as an April Fools Day joke.
TL;DR because I'm too lazy, especially on a Sunday, but it looks clean and very well laid out.
Posts: 2,198
Threads: 0
Joined: Dec 2012
Reputation:
30
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 10:39 AM
Fucker.
You actually had me right up to the "body odor" nonsense. Can't believe I just read all that.
Posts: 2,276
Threads: 0
Joined: Oct 2014
Reputation:
24
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 11:53 AM
Quote: (04-01-2018 10:39 AM)Dulceácido Wrote:
Fucker.
You actually had me right up to the "body odor" nonsense. Can't believe I just read all that.
The body odor is what gave it away for me too. I was thinking:
I don't think this is a good idea! How will he visit his parents, who won't come see him in China? I wonder what trouble he got into the last time he was in Canada? Then I saw the body odor thing and I realized what day it is.
Good one Suits!
I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!
-Randy Savage
Posts: 6,874
Threads: 0
Joined: Aug 2014
Reputation:
111
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 11:54 AM
Quote: (04-01-2018 01:36 AM)Kona Wrote:
Quote: (04-01-2018 12:17 AM)Suits Wrote:
The trust is that the moment I officially renounce my Canadian citizenship, it's unlikely I'll ever be able to move beyond Chinese mainland borders, at least in the next decade or two.
I'd say within five years the white ethno-state will be up and running. Thriving, in fact. Are you sure you want to miss out on that?
Aloha!
You havin' a giggle mate? Swear on me mum's baps I'll wreck you mate, ye cozy smug cunt, ye.
“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”
Carl Jung
Posts: 4,791
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2014
Reputation:
145
Big News: I'm Denouncing My Canadian Citizenship and Becoming Stateless in China
04-01-2018, 12:22 PM
Wait....so being Canadian is a voluntary condition?
_______________________________________
-
Does She Have The "Happy Gene" ?
-Inversion Therapy
-Let's lead by example
"Leap, and the net will appear".
John Burroughs
"
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure."
Joseph Campbell