I guess with the risk of coming off as somewhat of a troll as a new member I'd like to try and discuss this anyway. But seriously, I think this is like one of the most forgotten topics on this part of internet.
I usually chew on a gum and drink on nights out and hate myself for it because I get a gas filled stomach. I got so many bad memories.
For example, I went home to a cute girl in a foreign country this summer. We banged and then tried to sleep ~5 AM (was no chance for me to leave, was in the suburb).
I've never regret going back to a girl, but I did that night even though the sex itself is on the top 5 list I've ever had.
I was super tired and hating myself thinking the sex wasn't worth it because I was now lying right next to her and about to make a fucking Chernobyl fart every 45 seconds which would have freaked her out (which probably is an underexaggeration).
So I had to stay up several hours and concentrate to have it stay in there (it was painful!) and not make this girl remember me forever for something like that. Trying to sneak into the bathroom wasn't an option. She'd have noticed and I felt like I could destroy it and shit would just be everywhere.
But I noticed with my ex (who I never lived with) that this topic became more easier if I joked with her about it and focused on her taking shits.
Like "you look so innocent, you don't seem like the girl who would take shits. Do you even?" but that was only if she ever brought the topic up. I estimate that the topic has been brought up with about 0.5% of all girls I've ever hanged out with, it's VERY taboo.
Fuck, I guess I'm just too beta for shitting myself over girls reactions.
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But I'm curious to how you guys handle this in a smooth way. I'd like to have a dynamic where it's not a big deal to make a fart next to the girl and talk about taking shits, but where do one start?
Do you just fart when you want and look like unbothered like some fucking alpha gorilla or what do you do?
Please share some stories if you have too.
I usually chew on a gum and drink on nights out and hate myself for it because I get a gas filled stomach. I got so many bad memories.
For example, I went home to a cute girl in a foreign country this summer. We banged and then tried to sleep ~5 AM (was no chance for me to leave, was in the suburb).
I've never regret going back to a girl, but I did that night even though the sex itself is on the top 5 list I've ever had.
I was super tired and hating myself thinking the sex wasn't worth it because I was now lying right next to her and about to make a fucking Chernobyl fart every 45 seconds which would have freaked her out (which probably is an underexaggeration).
So I had to stay up several hours and concentrate to have it stay in there (it was painful!) and not make this girl remember me forever for something like that. Trying to sneak into the bathroom wasn't an option. She'd have noticed and I felt like I could destroy it and shit would just be everywhere.
But I noticed with my ex (who I never lived with) that this topic became more easier if I joked with her about it and focused on her taking shits.
Like "you look so innocent, you don't seem like the girl who would take shits. Do you even?" but that was only if she ever brought the topic up. I estimate that the topic has been brought up with about 0.5% of all girls I've ever hanged out with, it's VERY taboo.
Fuck, I guess I'm just too beta for shitting myself over girls reactions.
TLDR - TOPIC:
But I'm curious to how you guys handle this in a smooth way. I'd like to have a dynamic where it's not a big deal to make a fart next to the girl and talk about taking shits, but where do one start?
Do you just fart when you want and look like unbothered like some fucking alpha gorilla or what do you do?
Please share some stories if you have too.