[iRONIN]

(06-14-2016 02:08 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'll seduce her with a 150p pizza. Now that, my friends, is alpha.

[Mercenary]

(06-15-2016 12:16 PM)iRONIN Wrote:  

(06-14-2016 02:08 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'll seduce her with a 150p pizza. Now that, my friends, is alpha.

Don't know where you live iRONIN, but that's one expensive pizza if you are paying to send it all the way to Hawaii.

[Kona]

(06-15-2016 12:16 PM)iRONIN Wrote:  

(06-14-2016 02:08 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'll seduce her with a 150p pizza. Now that, my friends, is alpha.

Well that puts you in the lead. That's funny.

Her couch is my couch, so you got a place to stay.

Aloha!

[General Stalin]

(06-14-2016 02:08 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

This will be tough because last I checked all RvF members where blond haired blue eyed 6'5" jacked wealthy well-traveled multi-lingual entrepreneurs with <10% BF and 8.5" dicks.

[Snowplow]

(06-15-2016 01:37 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(06-15-2016 12:16 PM)iRONIN Wrote:  

(06-14-2016 02:08 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'll seduce her with a 150p pizza. Now that, my friends, is alpha.

Well that puts you in the lead. That's funny.

Her couch is my couch, so you got a place to stay.

Aloha!

Pizza?! Really?

Since you being Hawaiian (and that I remember what you like from another thread) I'll suggest a lifetime supply of poi for the dowry. And for good measure, Spam...just in case.

Top that motherfuckers!

[Paracelsus]

(06-15-2016 10:32 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  

(06-15-2016 01:37 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(06-15-2016 12:16 PM)iRONIN Wrote:  

(06-14-2016 02:08 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'll seduce her with a 150p pizza. Now that, my friends, is alpha.

Well that puts you in the lead. That's funny.

Her couch is my couch, so you got a place to stay.

Aloha!

Pizza?! Really?

Since you being Hawaiian (and that I remember what you like from another thread) I'll suggest a lifetime supply of poi for the dowry. And for good measure, Spam...just in case.

Top that motherfuckers!

As you might guess, I can probably get Spam at a cheaper rate than you, Mr. Plow.

[Valentine]

This reminds me of that Christian movement Quiverfull, where they seek to have as many kids as possible to outbreed those from other ideologies and ensure their beliefs get passed down and propagate.

It could be the path to ensuring a neomasculine future.

To ensure you guys a virgin bride I'll make sure to invest in one of these for my future daughter:

[Comte De St. Germain]

I'll raise you guys 10 premium bottles of Czar's Gold and a mean Texas Steak.

[spokepoker]

That one doesn't allow waste function, try this newer model:

[Kona]

(06-15-2016 11:38 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(06-15-2016 10:32 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  

(06-15-2016 01:37 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(06-15-2016 12:16 PM)iRONIN Wrote:  

(06-14-2016 02:08 PM)Kona Wrote:  

I may be willing to throw my 21 year old sister into the RVF dating pool. She's got over 100k followers

It would be a win win for both of us.

You guys need to convince me.

Aloha!

I'll seduce her with a 150p pizza. Now that, my friends, is alpha.

Well that puts you in the lead. That's funny.

Her couch is my couch, so you got a place to stay.

Aloha!

Pizza?! Really?

Since you being Hawaiian (and that I remember what you like from another thread) I'll suggest a lifetime supply of poi for the dowry. And for good measure, Spam...just in case.

Top that motherfuckers!

As you might guess, I can probably get Spam at a cheaper rate than you, Mr. Plow.

Yep... Discussions involving Hawaiians always devolve to spam. No spam allowed.



Aloha!

[spokepoker]

Stop spamming the thread.

[Snowplow]

Fine. My original offer stands. Lifetime supply of poi!

[Suits]

Every morning after wifing up Doc Holliday's daughter:

[Valentine]

Recent threads indicate a lot of interest in this direction for our tribe.

What better way to find a husband for your daughter that she won't divorce to jump back on the carousel?

And for potential husbands: what better way to find a traditional woman?

Public poll for everyone interested in finding a suitor for their daughters.

I advise that all suitors message the father via PM or this will turn into as much banter as the other threads.

Be sure to post updates of your courtship (in the broadest of details) for others considering this matchmaking service!

Oh and shotgun best man

[spokepoker]

What's the warranty like? Is there any kind of return policy?

[spokepoker]

How can this not turn out like the other threads?

[Paracelsus]

[Conscious Pirate]

Got a daughter Valentine? Shotgun that.

[Valentine]

Hah forgot to vote, no but if I did I genuinely would try to marry her off to one of you guys.

Not someone like LINUX, but someone like Quintus Curtius would be a dope son-in-law (no offense LINUX you lil slut).

[Comte De St. Germain]

Do we really need 50 threads on this topic? We could have just kept this discussion(which seemed settled already) going on in Snowplow's thread and the one started by RaymondKertezc.

[Valentine]

This intent of this thread is strictly for matchmaking rather than a humourous discussion of pros and cons.

It might be one of those "10 years too early" type things but who knows, if even one relationship starts because of this I consider that a win for RVF.

[MiscBrah]

(06-16-2016 12:59 AM)Valentine Wrote:  

This intent of this thread is strictly for matchmaking

[The Beast1]

I'm tired of all these master threads. Let the one already started grow and take that role. A mod can rename it when it gets to page 30.

[Comte De St. Germain]

(06-16-2016 12:59 AM)Valentine Wrote:  

This intent of this thread is strictly for matchmaking rather than a humourous discussion of pros and cons.

It might be one of those "10 years too early" type things but who knows, if even one relationship starts because of this I consider that a win for RVF.

I'm gonna be blunt with you mate. Starting garbage threads to get reps and attention on the forum isn't going to make you cool. We had a thread going that was still getting bumped then you start this.

Just stop trying to justify it mate.

[Suits]

Valentine, is this thread going in the direction you were hoping for?