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05-22-2015, 03:32 PM
I was listening to a Doug Stanhope bit on censorship and made the mistake of googling "cock hole fingering."
"The point is, marriage is stupid. Every year there are a million hot, new 22-year olds going into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber." -Barney Stinson
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05-22-2015, 04:02 PM
Blue waffle, please just don't
Quote: (11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:
This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
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05-22-2015, 04:22 PM
tubgirl, definitely tubgirl.
I googled it 20 years ago and it was disgusting, i tried again a few years ago and they changed it to a slightly different photo of a tub girl.
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05-22-2015, 04:28 PM
'Mamma Mia Full Movie'
High school, on a date with a girl, she said she wanted to watch it but didn't have the DVD.
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05-22-2015, 04:35 PM
I can swear I've googled that blue waffle thing before, back when I was in high school and everyone was talking about it.
I honestly have no photo-recollection of it. I think it was so disgusting it's been repressed in my mind.
No intention to google it once again.
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05-22-2015, 04:42 PM
goatse.info (serious trigger warning)
Alaskan pipeline.
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05-22-2015, 04:51 PM
I'll cast my vote for blue waffle as well, truly the stuff of nightmares. Outside of Google, Chaos and Pain had a post not too long ago about some skin conditions associated with obesity that almost made me lose it.
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05-22-2015, 05:14 PM
this thread is making me wish google wasn't conveniently embedded in the right-click contextual menu
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05-22-2015, 05:24 PM
Probably one of those beta cuckold tales on Reddit, one of which had the guy typing away next to his "drunken whore wife" which is gone now.
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05-22-2015, 06:33 PM
probably beheading videos or the russian snuff film. didn't get through the whole thing.
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05-22-2015, 06:41 PM
Bronies. That day I truly found the bottom of the internet.
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05-22-2015, 09:03 PM
3 things you should not type in Google:
Centipede eating mouse
Cow windows
BME pain Olympics
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05-22-2015, 10:17 PM
*trigger warning* *very nsfw* meatspin
Quote: (08-18-2016 12:05 PM)dicknixon72 Wrote:
...and nothing quite surprises me anymore. If I looked out my showroom window and saw a fully-nude woman force-fucking an alligator with a strap-on while snorting xanex on the roof of her rental car with her three children locked inside with the windows rolled up, I wouldn't be entirely amazed.
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05-22-2015, 10:21 PM
Three guys, one hammer is an interesting watch.
Necrosis turns up some interesting images too.
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05-23-2015, 12:02 AM
A Zeta cartel beheading video.
I was going to describe it but ill skip that. Just remembering it makes me want to crawl under the table.
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05-23-2015, 12:10 AM
"Herpes treatment"
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05-23-2015, 03:31 AM
Blue waffle is the worst search of all time. But understanding how the porn bitches don't make a mess during anal scenes was a wake up call in my younger years. Informative, to say the least.