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05-23-2015, 08:20 AM
Swap.avi
I was young and had heard about a particular scat swapping video. A friend bet me £10 that I could not watch the whole thing, I lost money that day.
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05-23-2015, 09:29 AM
OP just wanted to inflict us the irresistible pain that comes along with being curious about these things.
That said I'm not watching that BME thing. I heard about it. But the line has to be drawn somewhere.
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05-23-2015, 11:54 AM
The dude who died by getting fucked by a stallion.
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05-23-2015, 12:01 PM
Quote: (05-23-2015 11:54 AM)Pride male Wrote:
The dude who died by getting fucked by a stallion.
It was actually a chick that died, and I still feel really bad about it.
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05-23-2015, 04:54 PM
Chauncey, the Naughty Nomad (Zolo's) forum was founded in the same theme, but I believe later than RVF was. Because of its lesser 'weight of numbers' (not first mover), and much looser moderation, it effectively became the RVF banned lounge.
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05-23-2015, 05:04 PM
It's between swap.avi and Trypophobia.
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05-23-2015, 05:37 PM
3 guys 1 hammer aka the Ukrainian dudes who went around killing people with a hammer and recorded it all.
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05-23-2015, 06:02 PM
The Lebanese guy who attempted a dive into the sea off a cliff in East Beirut, cracked open his head, and face smack dab in the middle with perfect symmetry. It was like something out of Spaceballs, his brain was floating. He later died of 'internal bleeding', fuck diving off a 40-80ft cliff, hell, fuck diving off a 10ft high plank.
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05-26-2015, 08:56 PM
I've tried googling to find a porn movie I saw at an adult theatre in LA around 1990.
- Film opens with two dudes robbing a store and gruesomely slitting the clerk's throat
- Switch to nice young engaged couple, where girl is a virgin and won't bang her fiancé
- Show girl at home with dad who likes to clean his guns in living room
- Two criminals dudes bang some hookers, get rough with them, and get kicked out
- Criminal dudes are pissed about being kicked out by hookers, so they kidnap the nice girl, tie her up and do a three way banging her
- Boyfriend thinks uptight fiancé that won't bang him has now blown off their date. He ends up meeting the same two hookers from earlier, and bangs them
- Kidnapped girl pretends that she likes it, tells the criminals that now she's dirty, so she might as well go with them
- Kidnapped girl talks them into going to her house, to rob her parents money, so they can go on the road. Of course she doesn't mention her dad who likes to clean guns in the living room......
At this point, I had to leave, since I was supposed to be working at the time.
I never saw what happened, but I assume her dad blew them away in a rated-X level of gory detail, then she banged her fiancé real well.
I've tried repeatedly to find something about this movie on the internet, but never have.
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I went into full e-Sleuth mode with the "never give up, never surrender" vigor of a Spartan warrior. I first started going on porn streaming sites trying to find videos the dude was in so I could get his name. No luck. I deduced that I had to do this the long, hard, and dirty way - search star directories. I know there are WAY more female stars than male stars so to follow the path of least resistance I started Googling male pornstar lists. I'm going through page after page of shirtless dudes, guys holding their dicks, pics of dudes faces mid-orgasm. Gay as fuck, but I'm so determined.
Eventually I find the dude and start trying to find the specific MILF video that I was after. Found that too, and it wasn't as great as I remember - but I was honestly more satisfied that I found than the actual video itself.
I tried this on a retro clip I saw. It must have been shot in the early 80s - it was about an Vietnamese chick a dude brings home after the war to be his personal whore but she starts banging everyone.
Never had any luck.
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05-27-2015, 03:53 PM
Jesus, 'Funnel Girl' was bad. I'm thinking maybe it wasn't real, and the tube didn't
actually go into his mouth? The truth is too disgusting.
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Suicide by dildo' is one of the worst/oddest things I've ever seen (I am surprised how his internal organs can put up with that!), but the
Pain Olympics is another level. Why
the fuck would you mangle your own penis with a cheese grater for a tiny bit of anonymous internet fame?
Truly, truly bizarre. Hard to watch to be honest!
The only thing I've ever watched on the internet that has seriously disturbed me for hours are the 'slow' (I.E Not with a sword, but with like a small knife) beheadings by Islamist groups etc. If you're not supremely disturbed by them, then I'd say you're a complete psychopath.
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05-27-2015, 05:32 PM
Quote: (05-27-2015 04:08 PM)Jumppy Wrote:
Yeah, the beheading ones are terrible. There was a Mexican one circulating at school that used a butter knife, you could hear his oesophagus gasping for air.
But shit, I need to stop coming back to this thread.
Yep. That's exactly the thing that makes them so horrible. It's the
sounds, truly blood curdling. Wouldn't wish that sort of death on anyone.
This thread is fucked up!
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05-27-2015, 08:32 PM
Goatse. Saw it over the weekend.
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06-02-2015, 12:31 AM
Two girls, one cup was as far as i go into the dark reaches of the internet.
Anything on the darknet...
The fact you can buy "anything" for some bitcoins scares me
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06-02-2015, 12:48 AM
Sexually fucked up stuff is one thing, but try googling Krokadil with the safety filter off. Have your holy water and unsee button ready.