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Worst thing you ever Googled? - Captainstabbin - 05-22-2015
After reading the Maggie Gyllenhaal thread, I'm sad to say that I Googled "Maggie Gyllenhaal nude". Then I thought, "What's the worst/saddest thing I ever Googled?"
It's either the most tasteless "Laci Peterson nude" or the most beta "How to surprise my girlfriend on her birthday". Neither search turned out well and I'm ashamed of both...
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Foolsgo1d - 05-22-2015
I actually remember a porn site dedicated to a "Captain Stabbin". His speciality was buggering young women on his boat with his scallywag crewmates.
He then chucks them overboard and tells them to swim.
The sea is salty for many reasons.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Suits - 05-22-2015
Two girls. One cup.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - aSimpNamedBrokeback - 05-22-2015
tibetan sky burial
Worst thing you ever Googled? - MikeS - 05-22-2015
Quote: (05-22-2015 11:35 AM)aSimpNamedBrokeback Wrote:
tibetan sky burial
Sounds more educational than sad. I just googled it myself to make sure.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Soothesayer - 05-22-2015
The Darknet.
Which spawned many other eyebrow-raising keywords: Tor. Freenet. I2P. Counter-forensics. CIA interrogations techniques. How to evade the NSA. Etc, etc.
The rest is history.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Captainstabbin - 05-22-2015
Quote: (05-22-2015 11:58 AM)Soothesayer Wrote:
The Darknet.
Which spawned many other eyebrow-raising keywords: Tor. Freenet. I2P. Counter-forensics. CIA interrogations techniques. How to evade the NSA. Etc, etc.
The rest is history.
That actually sounds pretty cool.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Captainstabbin - 05-22-2015
Quote: (05-22-2015 11:26 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:That's where I got the name. The old dude plows some sloot's ass then dumps her in the ocean! Awesome...
I actually remember a porn site dedicated to a "Captain Stabbin". His speciality was buggering young women on his boat with his scallywag crewmates.
He then chucks them overboard and tells them to swim.
The sea is salty for many reasons.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - lskdfjldsf - 05-22-2015
"Do I have gonorrhea?"
Some dark days when I first left the States.
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Worst thing you ever Googled? - Fortis - 05-22-2015
"How to poison my neighbor's dog and get away with it?"
I never did it. Thank god. I feel sorta bad having even considered such a thing.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - General Stalin - 05-22-2015
A while back I was trying to find a very specific MILF porn clip that I had seen years before. I remembered it pretty well but did not know the starlet's name that was in it, nor had I seen her in anything else. I did however remember the male star because I had seen him in other videos - but still I did not know his name.
I went into full e-Sleuth mode with the "never give up, never surrender" vigor of a Spartan warrior. I first started going on porn streaming sites trying to find videos the dude was in so I could get his name. No luck. I deduced that I had to do this the long, hard, and dirty way - search star directories. I know there are WAY more female stars than male stars so to follow the path of least resistance I started Googling male pornstar lists. I'm going through page after page of shirtless dudes, guys holding their dicks, pics of dudes faces mid-orgasm. Gay as fuck, but I'm so determined.
Eventually I find the dude and start trying to find the specific MILF video that I was after. Found that too, and it wasn't as great as I remember - but I was honestly more satisfied that I found than the actual video itself.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - joseywales - 05-22-2015
Go to Google images and type in Trypophobia
I dare you
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Worst thing you ever Googled? - Captainstabbin - 05-22-2015
Quote: (05-22-2015 12:35 PM)General Stalin Wrote:I tried this on a retro clip I saw. It must have been shot in the early 80s - it was about an Vietnamese chick a dude brings home after the war to be his personal whore but she starts banging everyone.
A while back I was trying to find a very specific MILF porn clip that I had seen years before. I remembered it pretty well but did not know the starlet's name that was in it, nor had I seen her in anything else. I did however remember the male star because I had seen him in other videos - but still I did not know his name.
I went into full e-Sleuth mode with the "never give up, never surrender" vigor of a Spartan warrior. I first started going on porn streaming sites trying to find videos the dude was in so I could get his name. No luck. I deduced that I had to do this the long, hard, and dirty way - search star directories. I know there are WAY more female stars than male stars so to follow the path of least resistance I started Googling male pornstar lists. I'm going through page after page of shirtless dudes, guys holding their dicks, pics of dudes faces mid-orgasm. Gay as fuck, but I'm so determined.
Eventually I find the dude and start trying to find the specific MILF video that I was after. Found that too, and it wasn't as great as I remember - but I was honestly more satisfied that I found than the actual video itself.
Never had any luck.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Frank Rook - 05-22-2015
Margaret Thatcher nude.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Cattle Rustler - 05-22-2015
JJRoberts
Sex 3.0
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Veloce - 05-22-2015
When I was 15, Google wasn't even around. My friends and I had just started smoking weed and experimenting with hallucinogens. We were weird to begin with, the type of teens that hung out in the art room during lunch break and drew gory comics, but the drugs pushed us over the edge. A couple of them wore black trenchcoats and Marilyn Manson patches, just to give you an idea. "Troubled youth" would be putting it lightly.
Anyway we got the bright idea to start seeing what the craziest, weirdest shit we could find online, through Lycos, Excite, Yahoo, Netscape, etc. It got pretty out there, stuff like "Shit eating albino midgets fucking animals".
Times have changed. I go back and forth thinking I'd wish I'd known about game, pua, redpill etc as a teenager, but on the other hand being a fucking weirdo wasn't the worst thing on earth.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Handsome Creepy Eel - 05-22-2015
African giant millipede
Worst thing you ever Googled? - h3ltrsk3ltr - 05-22-2015
"How ducks reproduce"
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Eskhander - 05-22-2015
I don't ask questions I shouldn't.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Cr33pin - 05-22-2015
Worst thing you ever Googled? - speakeasy - 05-22-2015
Fleece Johnson
Worst thing you ever Googled? - vinman - 05-22-2015
Quote: (05-22-2015 02:44 PM)speakeasy Wrote:
Fleece Johnson
I shouldn't have. But I had to.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - LINUX - 05-22-2015
8 years ago I recall googling how to kill my girlfriends cat without her knowing. That feline piece of shit was a demon.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Nascimento - 05-22-2015
Quote: (05-22-2015 12:38 PM)joseywales Wrote:
Go to Google images and type in Trypophobia
I dare you
I didn't think it was that bad.
Worst thing you ever Googled? - Nascimento - 05-22-2015
Quote: (05-22-2015 03:03 PM)Nascimento Wrote:
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Go to Google images and type in Trypophobia
I dare you
I didn't think it was that bad.
Spiders are probably worse.