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02-26-2015, 08:19 PM
It's only February, but I think it's safe to say we have our "Thread of the Year". So many great, insightful posts. While the subject matter is obviously pretty funny, the implications are quite dark. I think it's safe to say we are living in Sodom. This stuff is only the tip of the iceberg.
I hope I don't come off as too much of a herb saying this, but my friend was showing me videos of a foam party that he went to. Everyone was half-dressed, grinding and fucking on the dancefloor covered in foam, while music that jumped from ultra aggressive to what I could only describe as "Ibiza Orgy Club", I felt momentarily ill from the level of hedonism on display.
It seems like we're getting closer and closer as an entire culture to not caring about anything. Everyone wants to work a mindless computer job long Monday-Friday to get money to do drugs and fuck. The guys that don't do that look from the outside in at that world and feel comfortable because they aren't defenerates, so they strive for nothing, obsessed with their video games and watching pornography until the day when their lizard hops off the carousel, ready to jump in his accepting arms. I feel we're getting closer and closer to living in the world Huxley described in "Brave New World".
But as bleak as that sounds, I can't say I really care to do anything other than laugh about it. This kind of stuff can make you go to a dark place if you let it, so you have to fight through it. Find a purpose in life outside of the validation of the rest of the populace. Live life with the explicit purpose of doing what is in your best interest, to make you and you alone happy, whatever that may be.
Most importantly, (sorry if this sounds corny) don't forget to laugh. At all this. It's important to get philosophical and analyze this things, but if you dwell on it too much, you will go somewhere you might not come back from. Life is meaningless, but we're lucky we got a ticket.
Enjoy the decline.
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02-26-2015, 09:52 PM
Quote: (02-26-2015 09:43 PM)Deuce Anna Half Wrote:
This one is hilarity.
![[Image: 3.jpg]](https://tagthesponsor.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/3.jpg)
Offer 20 grand and an instagram ho goes from "I'd never see you" to "where do you stay at?" in 4 minutes. I don't even have a clever time analogy for that.
I believe the term is.. flip like a pancake?
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They gonna love me for my ambition.
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02-26-2015, 09:59 PM
Quote: (02-26-2015 09:43 PM)Deuce Anna Half Wrote:
This one is hilarity.
![[Image: 3.jpg]](https://tagthesponsor.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/3.jpg)
Offer 20 grand and an instagram ho goes from "I'd never see you" to "where do you stay at?" in 4 minutes. I don't even have a clever time analogy for that.
Flipped... like... a whore offered money...?
I swear to God I had something for this.
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02-26-2015, 10:14 PM
At first I didn't understand why these guys would drop $20k to fly some Instagram hottie out to Dubai when they could probably buy a just as hot escort there for a fraction of the price. Then I realized $20k for these guys is probably a rounding error...
If I ever become obscenely wealthy, there's no way I'm letting my kids have direct access to that kind of money. Lock it all up in trusts they can't touch till they're 40 and give them a stipend.
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02-26-2015, 11:16 PM
Quote: (02-26-2015 10:14 PM)Deluge Wrote:
At first I didn't understand why these guys would drop $20k to fly some Instagram hottie out to Dubai when they could probably buy a just as hot escort there for a fraction of the price. Then I realized $20k for these guys is probably a rounding error...
If I ever become obscenely wealthy, there's no way I'm letting my kids have direct access to that kind of money. Lock it all up in trusts they can't touch till they're 40 and give them a stipend.
I would write in a clause for my sons that would allow them to withdraw from the trust fund whenever they want to shit on 10s, though.
Expensive cars? No, you'll have to buy them on your own.
Expensive vacations? No, you'll have to pay your own way.
Take dumps on hot chicks? Dad's here to help.
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02-26-2015, 11:27 PM
Haha. A lot more than just that but sorry I can't reveal the mysteries of that table.
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02-26-2015, 11:32 PM
It used to be "She acts like her shit don't stink"
Now I can't help but think: "She got SHIT ON!"
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02-26-2015, 11:42 PM
Famous quote from The Sheik. Caused quite the uproar in the US in the 20s.
"When an Arab sees a woman he wants, he takes her" - The Sheik
Should be rephrased to "he buys her".
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02-27-2015, 01:06 AM
How many of you believe in the Prince Andrew sex scandal?
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