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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?
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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?

09-07-2014, 10:45 PM



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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?

09-07-2014, 10:50 PM
Somehow "Bikini Bottom" really takes on a new meaning here...
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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?

09-07-2014, 11:03 PM
Holy shit.

Sometimes I lament for the good 'ol days before the internet existed.

This is not one of those times.
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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?

09-07-2014, 11:50 PM
And what do you say to people when they ask who kicked your ass? Nothing. You say nothing.
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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?

09-08-2014, 03:08 PM
I laughed as hard as those guys in the video did

In Russia, vodka drink you!

In Russia, pussy eat you!

In Russia, cartoon characters kick your ass!
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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?

09-08-2014, 06:11 PM
I'd be really curious what they were saying, especially when those 4 stuffed animals came out.

Anyone know enough to give it a shot?

Thanks.
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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?

09-08-2014, 11:04 PM
From YouTube comments. Basically one of the guys wanted to just keep driving and go around but the other two(?) wanted to see what was up.

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Guy in Russia road rages towards vehicle behind him and gets a beat-down by passengers dressed as Sponge Bob, Scrat, Mickey Mouse and Luntik. As recorded by a dash cam equipped vehicle as quite common in Russia as it the only way to protect against insurance scams and road scam artists. Some cars have double camera. Front & Back. Now, on what the guys in the vehicle were saying, according to a Russian YouTuber, this is the summarized translation:

First guy: I asked him "Let's [do it] after one week", he said "I will work until Saturday", I said "Okay, let's [do it] on Sunday!", he was thinking for a second and then said "No, no, no, because I will go to the elections". (laughter) Looks like he saw a banner with an election advertising and found a good reason to not do that, lol [Image: biggrin.gif]
Second guy: He is a clever one [Image: biggrin.gif]
First: Yeah! Wait what?.. (sees an iccident) What's going on there?.. Let's wake up Tyoma.
Second: Tyoma isn't sleeping, Tyoma, aren't you?
First: Tyoma, wake up!
Second: Let's go away to another lane. 3:00 AM, tired like a shit right now.
First: Yeah, my eyes are closing now.
[someone's yawn]
[Massive laughter]
Second (?): Tyoma, you woke up in a very good moment, haha!
First (?): LOL, he dropped his head!
[Massive laughter]
Together: Furthermore, it awakened us, lol. This is quite something, lol. Man, thank you for awakening us!
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Russian + Dash Cam + Sponge Bob = ?

09-10-2014, 04:43 AM
Quote: (09-08-2014 03:08 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

I laughed as hard as those guys in the video did

In Russia, vodka drink you!

In Russia, pussy eat you!

In Russia, cartoon characters kick your ass!

In Russia, cartoon character beat you.
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