The ugly girl is gods way of telling you to return to Budapest for your future ex wife.
Another 30 days in Europe
Quote: (08-19-2014 12:40 PM)Courage Reborn Wrote:
After the stunners I've seen you pulling, the Indiana Jones discovery award is in order for finding the 1 ugly girl in Estonia.
Moral of the story: Just say NO to beet Viagra
I leave you alone for 3 days...
You are quite missed out here, we had our approaches down to a science, and quite literally at times (DiVino Arabian & model girls)
Quote: (08-19-2014 01:25 PM)camford Wrote:
LOL, slubu you are such a great writer
The highs and lows of game... It was going so well for you and CR in Budapest. You could have stayed there and kept riding high, but you chose to venture into the unknown -- sure, it may not work out as well per se, but definitely provides more perspective/growth in the long run. Respect!
Should Tallinn bore you or you burn it to the ground too quickly, Helsinki is an easy 2hours' boat away. Many clubs to rock most nights (even on Sunday!), and the girls are quite liberal.
Thanks man. I had this trip planned from before and have some friends coming into town in a few days, so it's only going to escalate now.
Quote: (08-19-2014 01:30 PM)Greek kamaki Wrote:
Slubu would do very well in Romania and even Bulgaria.He should head south.
I'm quite intrigued by Romania. At first I thought I wouldn't like the girls there, but I met a lot of hot Transylvania girls in Hungary so maybe.
Quote: (08-19-2014 03:58 PM)Doce Wrote:
I assume from your post that you didn't know this girl before the wedding
Correct, met her there.
Slubu, are you heading over to Helsinki also?
Quote: (08-19-2014 09:01 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:
The ugly girl is gods way of telling you to return to Budapest for your future ex wife.
This is the most heartbreaking part of the trip. Had it not been planned as I mentioned above I would have gone back. I was messaging her yesterday and she is ready to cook me a traditional hungarian meal.
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Quote: (08-20-2014 05:29 AM)Chaos Wrote:
Slubu, are you heading over to Helsinki also?
No plans to, should I?
^ I can't say that you should,but if you decide to go for a few days I would read your experiences with great interest. ![[Image: smile.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/smile.gif)
It's not far away.
It's not far away.
Day 21:
It's starting to hurt. Still zero nights off from drinking, and the last time I stayed in was 12 days ago with the Britney Spears chick in Budapest. To throw gas on the fire, my friends arrive today, Thursday and Friday respectively and things will just escalate then. Go to the mall to get a SIM card, but want to try out this daygaming stuff first now that I got some experience with CR. See a blonde eating ice cream literally just walking in circles, go talk to her and she is receptive. Older than I thought, let her go. Eventually head home after a good meal and getting my SIM.
Work the rest of the day until 9pm when I meet up with the local forum guy again (for ease I will refer to him as "LFG"). Go to one hipster bar, not many targets and logistically can't do much. Get some alcohol and walk the park, I go up to three girls seated on a bench drinking. Start making them laugh, they are somewhat open so we start walking with them and end up at some posh lounge that actually has an amazing ratio. Those girls leave, we get drinks and see a table of two older girls. They have great bodies and decent faces. Just older. Blonde was 6ft tool flat footed, probably about 35, wearing a big ring. Brunette was smaller, tight body, hipster glasses but probably 40. We open and the Blonde is very receptive to me and keeps asking me questions so I sit down next to her. LFG sits next to the Brunette but he isn't really into her and I can't blame him as her age shows more than the Blonde's.
I want to see where this goes and how much I can push this. I start my usual excessive hand placement on the back and tell her to give me her #. She says her "angry husband" wouldn't like that, but then takes my phone and messages herself on Facebook. She tells me she is drunk. She also tells me the Brunette just broke up with her boyfriend. My hands start to wander. We go up to the bar now to be closer to the music, and LFG wanders to talk to a few other girls. When he comes back I look at the girls' hands and their fingers are interlocked on the bar. Lesbians? You know where my mind is going. I tell the girls let's go to another club and they agree, and LFG says he wants to stay to talk to some of the other girls there. I leave in tow with the two girls.
The threesome thoughts start pouring into my mind. They were holding hands. Brunette just broke up with her boyfriend. The Blonde is blatantly into me. But then the Brunette gets a call, it's her ex, and poof goes that scenario as she is going over to see him. Oh well. She leaves the Blonde with me and we walk into the club, get one drink, and she gives me a head turn when I try to makeout with her. I tell her to let's go back to the Old Town area for another pub and she agrees. Slowly working my way back to my apartment. We hit another pub on the way, and I keep suggesting the one right next door to me. Finally she agrees on that, and I walk her to my apartment instead. She keeps saying how hungry she is so I tell her we will have some food upstairs and then leave. On the walk, she tells me that she is rich and famous. I say "oh really" in a playful manner, and she says she was kidding...but not really. I'm curious a bit who this girl is.
Upstairs we go and she actually does want some damn food. All I have are those damn beets and cold cuts, so I give her some salami. Start making out, but she won't let me go any further than getting some tits out for a quick cameo. Her phone rings, it's her husband or someone I don't know. She goes a little cold, but when she hangs up I notice the background on her phone. It's a girl with her arms tied behind her back over her bare butt. This girl is into being dominated. Perfect. I grab her by the neck and gently push her back into the bed. She gets very excited. More making out, I try to finger her but no go, though I comment it's nice of her to shave her pussy. She tells me she wants to fuck me but she can't. She is now holding on to my dick through my jeans mimicking blowing me. What a tease. I go to unbuckle my belt and she jumps off the bed and says she needs to eat.
I can't convince her otherwise so down we go. She hails a cab to go 200 meters and pays for it herself. We go inside some restaurant and she orders food and I order a beer. She goes ice cold and says she knows people here, and that I can't touch her anymore. Then a fat middle aged guy comes up and sits at our table and she doesn't even acknowledge me anymore. The guy doesn't say anything to me and is now holding her hand. Obviously I don't understand Estonian so I'm just sitting there drinking my beer. After about 5 minutes I give up, tell her I'm leaving and she just goes "ok." So that was that, from holding my dick and making out with me to complete indifference in 20 minutes.
I text LFG and go back to the club and meet him there. Within a minute I find some girl and chat her up, take her upstairs where it's quieter so we can talk. I spend a good 20 minutes with her, try to makeout and get the head turn. I tell her to give me her # and she says why, you are only here for 10 days. I tell her so what, we can enjoy those days and she says she will think about it. After another 5 minutes I know I'm not going to bang her tonight so I tell her give me her number and she says she is still thinking about it. Fuck it I'm not waiting anymore and leave her, find LFG and we walk to another club.
I open a group of girls that are there celebrating for one of the girl's weddings this Saturday. One is pretty hot, albeit she has a big mole on her face. I tell the bride I want to marry her friend, and that she should set it up so that I can be her date at the wedding. To my surprise, she agrees and sincerely says I can come to the wedding if I want. I tell her I'm with two other friends, and she asks if they look good. I tell her they are not as good looking as I, but who is really? She laughs and gives me her number and tells me to call her tomorrow if I really want to come. So now I may end up at an Estonian wedding.
We go back to the Bermuda Triangle now, and open a girl smoking a cigarette outside. She hooks and we go to their table, LFG working on one of her friends. This causes some sort of drama as she has a boyfriend. I ask the smoker girl if she has a boyfriend, she says no, so I tell her good I'll keep talking to you. We spend some time chatting and having fun, and I try for the extraction. No go, she won't leave her friends. It's 5am now. I settle for the number and we go search for some food, I have an Estonian hamburger from a kiosk that was actually pretty damn good and walk home.
These Estonian girls are interesting. After a few days and nights here, they definitely are very very friendly. I don't think I've been blown out once or even slightly rejected, they are all open to talking to me. Quite the change from the Buda bitches I had to deal with. I'm not sure how slutty they are though - the ONS factor seems to be low though I hope I'm wrong. Can't figure them out yet really. Also it rains all the fucking time here, and it's very cold for August.
It's starting to hurt. Still zero nights off from drinking, and the last time I stayed in was 12 days ago with the Britney Spears chick in Budapest. To throw gas on the fire, my friends arrive today, Thursday and Friday respectively and things will just escalate then. Go to the mall to get a SIM card, but want to try out this daygaming stuff first now that I got some experience with CR. See a blonde eating ice cream literally just walking in circles, go talk to her and she is receptive. Older than I thought, let her go. Eventually head home after a good meal and getting my SIM.
Work the rest of the day until 9pm when I meet up with the local forum guy again (for ease I will refer to him as "LFG"). Go to one hipster bar, not many targets and logistically can't do much. Get some alcohol and walk the park, I go up to three girls seated on a bench drinking. Start making them laugh, they are somewhat open so we start walking with them and end up at some posh lounge that actually has an amazing ratio. Those girls leave, we get drinks and see a table of two older girls. They have great bodies and decent faces. Just older. Blonde was 6ft tool flat footed, probably about 35, wearing a big ring. Brunette was smaller, tight body, hipster glasses but probably 40. We open and the Blonde is very receptive to me and keeps asking me questions so I sit down next to her. LFG sits next to the Brunette but he isn't really into her and I can't blame him as her age shows more than the Blonde's.
I want to see where this goes and how much I can push this. I start my usual excessive hand placement on the back and tell her to give me her #. She says her "angry husband" wouldn't like that, but then takes my phone and messages herself on Facebook. She tells me she is drunk. She also tells me the Brunette just broke up with her boyfriend. My hands start to wander. We go up to the bar now to be closer to the music, and LFG wanders to talk to a few other girls. When he comes back I look at the girls' hands and their fingers are interlocked on the bar. Lesbians? You know where my mind is going. I tell the girls let's go to another club and they agree, and LFG says he wants to stay to talk to some of the other girls there. I leave in tow with the two girls.
The threesome thoughts start pouring into my mind. They were holding hands. Brunette just broke up with her boyfriend. The Blonde is blatantly into me. But then the Brunette gets a call, it's her ex, and poof goes that scenario as she is going over to see him. Oh well. She leaves the Blonde with me and we walk into the club, get one drink, and she gives me a head turn when I try to makeout with her. I tell her to let's go back to the Old Town area for another pub and she agrees. Slowly working my way back to my apartment. We hit another pub on the way, and I keep suggesting the one right next door to me. Finally she agrees on that, and I walk her to my apartment instead. She keeps saying how hungry she is so I tell her we will have some food upstairs and then leave. On the walk, she tells me that she is rich and famous. I say "oh really" in a playful manner, and she says she was kidding...but not really. I'm curious a bit who this girl is.
Upstairs we go and she actually does want some damn food. All I have are those damn beets and cold cuts, so I give her some salami. Start making out, but she won't let me go any further than getting some tits out for a quick cameo. Her phone rings, it's her husband or someone I don't know. She goes a little cold, but when she hangs up I notice the background on her phone. It's a girl with her arms tied behind her back over her bare butt. This girl is into being dominated. Perfect. I grab her by the neck and gently push her back into the bed. She gets very excited. More making out, I try to finger her but no go, though I comment it's nice of her to shave her pussy. She tells me she wants to fuck me but she can't. She is now holding on to my dick through my jeans mimicking blowing me. What a tease. I go to unbuckle my belt and she jumps off the bed and says she needs to eat.
I can't convince her otherwise so down we go. She hails a cab to go 200 meters and pays for it herself. We go inside some restaurant and she orders food and I order a beer. She goes ice cold and says she knows people here, and that I can't touch her anymore. Then a fat middle aged guy comes up and sits at our table and she doesn't even acknowledge me anymore. The guy doesn't say anything to me and is now holding her hand. Obviously I don't understand Estonian so I'm just sitting there drinking my beer. After about 5 minutes I give up, tell her I'm leaving and she just goes "ok." So that was that, from holding my dick and making out with me to complete indifference in 20 minutes.
I text LFG and go back to the club and meet him there. Within a minute I find some girl and chat her up, take her upstairs where it's quieter so we can talk. I spend a good 20 minutes with her, try to makeout and get the head turn. I tell her to give me her # and she says why, you are only here for 10 days. I tell her so what, we can enjoy those days and she says she will think about it. After another 5 minutes I know I'm not going to bang her tonight so I tell her give me her number and she says she is still thinking about it. Fuck it I'm not waiting anymore and leave her, find LFG and we walk to another club.
I open a group of girls that are there celebrating for one of the girl's weddings this Saturday. One is pretty hot, albeit she has a big mole on her face. I tell the bride I want to marry her friend, and that she should set it up so that I can be her date at the wedding. To my surprise, she agrees and sincerely says I can come to the wedding if I want. I tell her I'm with two other friends, and she asks if they look good. I tell her they are not as good looking as I, but who is really? She laughs and gives me her number and tells me to call her tomorrow if I really want to come. So now I may end up at an Estonian wedding.
We go back to the Bermuda Triangle now, and open a girl smoking a cigarette outside. She hooks and we go to their table, LFG working on one of her friends. This causes some sort of drama as she has a boyfriend. I ask the smoker girl if she has a boyfriend, she says no, so I tell her good I'll keep talking to you. We spend some time chatting and having fun, and I try for the extraction. No go, she won't leave her friends. It's 5am now. I settle for the number and we go search for some food, I have an Estonian hamburger from a kiosk that was actually pretty damn good and walk home.
These Estonian girls are interesting. After a few days and nights here, they definitely are very very friendly. I don't think I've been blown out once or even slightly rejected, they are all open to talking to me. Quite the change from the Buda bitches I had to deal with. I'm not sure how slutty they are though - the ONS factor seems to be low though I hope I'm wrong. Can't figure them out yet really. Also it rains all the fucking time here, and it's very cold for August.
In my experience, Tallinn girls will go back to your apartment easier than in the west, but once they're there, getting ONS sex is more rare than in a western world country.
I found them more friendly & trusting, but less slutty. Similar to Poland
Don't underestimate day game in Tallinn. It's one of the best cities in Europe for it. Just outside the big Viru shopping mall, at the main intersection, is a steady stream of girls coming & going. Find a cute one who isn't in a rush, and ask her where a good coffee place is. Make small talk, then invite her to join you. Cafe -> park stroll -> apartment
I found them more friendly & trusting, but less slutty. Similar to Poland
Don't underestimate day game in Tallinn. It's one of the best cities in Europe for it. Just outside the big Viru shopping mall, at the main intersection, is a steady stream of girls coming & going. Find a cute one who isn't in a rush, and ask her where a good coffee place is. Make small talk, then invite her to join you. Cafe -> park stroll -> apartment
slubu is an excellent example of just keep going. Like the fucking energizer bunny. Strong mental toughness, along with an iron liver.
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LFG checking in. Going out with Slubu has shown clear evidence that the foreign factor is still huge here. As soon as Slubu tells the girls he's an american and goes on about his past travels to Siberia, they start whispering in awe behind his back. At one point last night, impersonating a fellow american and trying a wannabe texas accent worked loads better for me than being just another estonian guy.
Lots of girls are out with their boyfriends, which is a shame. Even if you manage to find a decent venue with a good ratio, it turns out that most of the chicks are there with someone. It got to a point where I had to ask whether they're single or not because three jealous boyfriends wanted to fight me yesterday.
Lots of girls are out with their boyfriends, which is a shame. Even if you manage to find a decent venue with a good ratio, it turns out that most of the chicks are there with someone. It got to a point where I had to ask whether they're single or not because three jealous boyfriends wanted to fight me yesterday.
@ CR - Not discounting daygame at all, I want to do it a lot actually. See where I can fit it in. Tinder here is pretty quick in getting dates lined up actually so been doing that so far.
@ samsam - I'm so damn tired right now, on a work call and drinking coffee. A normal person would take a night off, but I'm about an hour away from drinking and smoking again.
@ Bilbo - yeah I noticed that a bit last night. They guess I'm British or Australian (I guess they can't tell the accent) and when I say America I get a bit of a reaction. Still no Novosibirsk style white god, but mildly nice. Better than the "good for you" reactions in Budapest![[Image: lol.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/lol.gif)
@ samsam - I'm so damn tired right now, on a work call and drinking coffee. A normal person would take a night off, but I'm about an hour away from drinking and smoking again.
@ Bilbo - yeah I noticed that a bit last night. They guess I'm British or Australian (I guess they can't tell the accent) and when I say America I get a bit of a reaction. Still no Novosibirsk style white god, but mildly nice. Better than the "good for you" reactions in Budapest
Slubu, I say we focus more of the bar and pub scene tonight. Hollywood had lots of girls but was crazy loud and filled with big groups.
In between the CS lunch and our tinder dates tonight, maybe we should meet up for some day game and afternoon tea?
In between the CS lunch and our tinder dates tonight, maybe we should meet up for some day game and afternoon tea?
- Clint Barton
Day 22:
Clint Barton is here. We meet up for dinner along with Clint's buddy and a tinder date he brings by for a bit. She is cute as hell, nice pale skin likely very pink nipples. She goes off and he makes out with her while we finish dinner. Dinner is over and we walk over to a posh lounge for a bit, Clint's Buddy and I approach two sisters, the older one takes to me pretty quick and gives me her info to hang out after she comes back from a weekend trip.
We eventually find our way to ladies' night at Club Hollywood. Rather packed, we go to work. I see a good looking blond sitting in the corner on her phone so go open her and she clicks, though she has some bad breath. Clint takes care of her grenade friend for over an hour, and I'm with this blonde for two hours. Rubbing her back, her leg, no resistance. But then I go for a makeout and she tells me she is not in the right state of mind because she just got out of a relationship. What the hell is wrong with these Estonian girls and all this boyfriend shit? Eventually get her number and leave.
Meet up with the other two guys and try approaching girls here and there. They are a lot colder in this club setting, higher shields. I walk by a cute girl and extend my hand out, she grabs it and introduces herself and her damn clockblock community jumps at me like I'm a rapist. The lead mother hen literally puts her hands and arms together in a diving motion and comes to dissect us and tells me she has a boyfriend. Whatever. Try with a bunch more girls and nothing sticks, we decide to leave and walk around trying to find something else. Nothing else really, so we call it a night and head home.
Clint Barton is here. We meet up for dinner along with Clint's buddy and a tinder date he brings by for a bit. She is cute as hell, nice pale skin likely very pink nipples. She goes off and he makes out with her while we finish dinner. Dinner is over and we walk over to a posh lounge for a bit, Clint's Buddy and I approach two sisters, the older one takes to me pretty quick and gives me her info to hang out after she comes back from a weekend trip.
We eventually find our way to ladies' night at Club Hollywood. Rather packed, we go to work. I see a good looking blond sitting in the corner on her phone so go open her and she clicks, though she has some bad breath. Clint takes care of her grenade friend for over an hour, and I'm with this blonde for two hours. Rubbing her back, her leg, no resistance. But then I go for a makeout and she tells me she is not in the right state of mind because she just got out of a relationship. What the hell is wrong with these Estonian girls and all this boyfriend shit? Eventually get her number and leave.
Meet up with the other two guys and try approaching girls here and there. They are a lot colder in this club setting, higher shields. I walk by a cute girl and extend my hand out, she grabs it and introduces herself and her damn clockblock community jumps at me like I'm a rapist. The lead mother hen literally puts her hands and arms together in a diving motion and comes to dissect us and tells me she has a boyfriend. Whatever. Try with a bunch more girls and nothing sticks, we decide to leave and walk around trying to find something else. Nothing else really, so we call it a night and head home.
Day 23 - привет!)
Nearing a week without sex, since the drunken maylay of the Polish wedding with the maid of honor. Wake up and my buddy from the Hello...Russia thread arrives. Ironically as the additional identifier up top states, there was a theme for today. We check into our apartments and I tell him to get on Tinder already, just get some dates setup and what not. We chat for a bit and take care of some work. I have tinder dates at 5:00 and 8:30 p.m. He sets one up for 5:00 p.m. too.
I meet my tinder date and she is awful. Ugly in the face, talks like a parakeet and won't shutup about how much she hates Russian girls. I need to end this but my buddy has the one key to our apartment. I text him I need the key, so he comes to meet us to drop it off for me. Strangely when he arrives with his tinder date, there is another dude there. ?? I got the key and told my date I'm tired and need a nap. She gets pissed off, says "bye" abruptly and leaves. Happily I go upstairs and try to nap.
Doesn't really work and I get a text from my buddy that he is coming home. I leave the door open for him and again for reasons I could not figure out at the time, he comes in with his tinder date AND this other dude. Now I'm just laying in bed wondering what the hell goes on, and turns out she just had the guy there with her when they met and they are friends. Finally they leave and I go on my second tinder date. I meet her and she is a very cute little Estonian born girl with...of course Ukrainian parents.
We go have tea and coffee, she is giggling a lot. At the cafe this one Estonian guy, about 45 and probably 230 pounds is so drunk he falls over crashing one of the tables. The police come and take him away. We continue our date, and she takes me to another cafe where we have some food and more tea. Lots of touching and she is receptive, we then go for a walk. I go for the makeout at the end and don't get tongue, with her reasoning being that she is shy. We will see if I can do anything about this before the trip ends.
Go home and meet up my buddy, he says his Tinder girl is coming out with us and I tell him he can do better, but his choice. We head out to the posh lounge and nothing much doing, so we go to the Bermuda Triangle where I meet up with Clint. He says his buddy is back banging a CS girl. I get shots for everyone but Tinder girl doesn't drink, so my buddy doesn't drink much. I tell him to just take her home now, why waste time. Unfortunately she does not comply with my request through his mouth.
Clint and I are working the room a bit, get slight traction outside smoking a cigarette. Try another bar there nothing, so we decide to walk towards Hollywood club. On the way we spot two girls walking away, Clint stops them and they are visiting from St. Petersburg...Russian girls. One is 18, tall, cute, with a slight touch of babyfat to fill her curves just right. The other is 24, short, and superthin. Clint takes short I take tall. I tell them I know a bar where you don't need IDs and we start walking together.
We get there after about 10 minutes and me telling all my scripted stories of living in Siberia and Moscow last year. Things are going well. I get a round of drinks and we all sit down. I go smoke a cig with my girl and right as I'm about to makeout with her a bunch of people come and doesn't pan out. Go downstairs again, finish our beers. I start holding her hand and she starts massaging mine. It's on. I text Clint to get a round of shots to escalate things. He complies perfectly and gets up to go to the bar. Some drunk guy asks he if can take Clint's seat since it was just myself and two girls, and we all shoo him away. We pound the shots and go back out for another cigarette. I finally makeout with her and she is heavily into it.
By now my buddy has come looking for me to get the key to the apartment, I tell him give me a few more minutes as I think I can get this girl home. He says ok. I tell her we should go to my place and she says sure without a second thought. So then my buddy and his tinder girl, and myself and the tall Russian leave to our place. We get home and I just push her into the bedroom and we start fucking like mad. She is dirty as hell, doing things that would make Larry Flint blush.
The noises permeate through the walls easily at this apartment, so we can hear my buddy and tinder girl...or lack thereof. Russian girl asks me "why aren't they fucking yet?!" We go down to smoke a cigarette and come up for round three now. Finally my buddy starts banging his girl and I pass out. She wakes up in the morning, full of energy as only an 18 year old can have after a heavy night of drinking, bouncing around all over the place. I walk her down and she walks back to her hotel.
Come back up, confirm with my buddy that he banged. I banged. Clint's buddy banged. Text Clint to see if we pulled off the four score and he says she wouldn't bang but slept over. Dammit. Tonight is Clint's night.
Nearing a week without sex, since the drunken maylay of the Polish wedding with the maid of honor. Wake up and my buddy from the Hello...Russia thread arrives. Ironically as the additional identifier up top states, there was a theme for today. We check into our apartments and I tell him to get on Tinder already, just get some dates setup and what not. We chat for a bit and take care of some work. I have tinder dates at 5:00 and 8:30 p.m. He sets one up for 5:00 p.m. too.
I meet my tinder date and she is awful. Ugly in the face, talks like a parakeet and won't shutup about how much she hates Russian girls. I need to end this but my buddy has the one key to our apartment. I text him I need the key, so he comes to meet us to drop it off for me. Strangely when he arrives with his tinder date, there is another dude there. ?? I got the key and told my date I'm tired and need a nap. She gets pissed off, says "bye" abruptly and leaves. Happily I go upstairs and try to nap.
Doesn't really work and I get a text from my buddy that he is coming home. I leave the door open for him and again for reasons I could not figure out at the time, he comes in with his tinder date AND this other dude. Now I'm just laying in bed wondering what the hell goes on, and turns out she just had the guy there with her when they met and they are friends. Finally they leave and I go on my second tinder date. I meet her and she is a very cute little Estonian born girl with...of course Ukrainian parents.
We go have tea and coffee, she is giggling a lot. At the cafe this one Estonian guy, about 45 and probably 230 pounds is so drunk he falls over crashing one of the tables. The police come and take him away. We continue our date, and she takes me to another cafe where we have some food and more tea. Lots of touching and she is receptive, we then go for a walk. I go for the makeout at the end and don't get tongue, with her reasoning being that she is shy. We will see if I can do anything about this before the trip ends.
Go home and meet up my buddy, he says his Tinder girl is coming out with us and I tell him he can do better, but his choice. We head out to the posh lounge and nothing much doing, so we go to the Bermuda Triangle where I meet up with Clint. He says his buddy is back banging a CS girl. I get shots for everyone but Tinder girl doesn't drink, so my buddy doesn't drink much. I tell him to just take her home now, why waste time. Unfortunately she does not comply with my request through his mouth.
Clint and I are working the room a bit, get slight traction outside smoking a cigarette. Try another bar there nothing, so we decide to walk towards Hollywood club. On the way we spot two girls walking away, Clint stops them and they are visiting from St. Petersburg...Russian girls. One is 18, tall, cute, with a slight touch of babyfat to fill her curves just right. The other is 24, short, and superthin. Clint takes short I take tall. I tell them I know a bar where you don't need IDs and we start walking together.
We get there after about 10 minutes and me telling all my scripted stories of living in Siberia and Moscow last year. Things are going well. I get a round of drinks and we all sit down. I go smoke a cig with my girl and right as I'm about to makeout with her a bunch of people come and doesn't pan out. Go downstairs again, finish our beers. I start holding her hand and she starts massaging mine. It's on. I text Clint to get a round of shots to escalate things. He complies perfectly and gets up to go to the bar. Some drunk guy asks he if can take Clint's seat since it was just myself and two girls, and we all shoo him away. We pound the shots and go back out for another cigarette. I finally makeout with her and she is heavily into it.
By now my buddy has come looking for me to get the key to the apartment, I tell him give me a few more minutes as I think I can get this girl home. He says ok. I tell her we should go to my place and she says sure without a second thought. So then my buddy and his tinder girl, and myself and the tall Russian leave to our place. We get home and I just push her into the bedroom and we start fucking like mad. She is dirty as hell, doing things that would make Larry Flint blush.
The noises permeate through the walls easily at this apartment, so we can hear my buddy and tinder girl...or lack thereof. Russian girl asks me "why aren't they fucking yet?!"
We go down to smoke a cigarette and come up for round three now. Finally my buddy starts banging his girl and I pass out. She wakes up in the morning, full of energy as only an 18 year old can have after a heavy night of drinking, bouncing around all over the place. I walk her down and she walks back to her hotel.Come back up, confirm with my buddy that he banged. I banged. Clint's buddy banged. Text Clint to see if we pulled off the four score and he says she wouldn't bang but slept over. Dammit. Tonight is Clint's night.
So dead on a Friday. Currently taking a shit in the basement of a piano bar.
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So dead on a Friday. Currently taking a shit in the basement of a piano bar.
I usually always appreciate slubu's posts - some of the best on the forum.
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Slubu - did we make a mistake in not going to our respective Estonian weddings that we were invited to?
- Clint Barton
i dont know which clubs you guys are going to (slubu mentioned hollywood a few times) but prive and vabank has the most beatiful and classy girls. im going to studio today, always nice on a saturday night.
@Clint - don't know. I can't figure this damn town out, it's so hot and cold all the time, much like the weather.
@signoria - we went to studio last night actually. I'll write up the report but not that much love. Girls on the street seem to be the best so far.
@signoria - we went to studio last night actually. I'll write up the report but not that much love. Girls on the street seem to be the best so far.
Day 24:
I realized it may help to know the characters involved in the stories. There is yours truly, my buddy from Russia last year, my other buddy who came to Iceland, Clint Barton and then his buddy, and LFG Bilboswaggins.
Don't do much during the day at all. We meet up sans Bilbo and Clint's buddy at dinner at Old Hansa, which was actually amazing. Had some elk and wild boar, along with beers served by wenches. Delicious but pricey. Afterwards we go to Clint's apartment to have a shot of vodka with all of us. Bilbo and I are suited up, the rest nicely dressed. My stomach's been a mess lately so I take a preshot dump there (sorry Clint). We head out to start our first weekend night, by hitting up the Butterfly Lounge the posh place we've had some decent success at. When we get there, Clint meets up with a cute CS girl he's been working on and disappears for what would turn out to be the remainder of the night. The rest of us have a drink and walk around for a bit. We come across a group of girls who are "Estonian born but Russian blood" according to them. As the resident Russian expert I start going into it, and all the girls are engaged with me. Pretty cool feeling I will say. I'm speaking Russian, they invite us to join them at a club but we are overconfident and say we will maybe see them there.
Sadly turns out nothing at all going on during Friday nights before 1am. We hit the triangle, then leave to walk towards the Liberty square. On the way, I stop two girls smoking cigs and start talking to them. Clint's buddy sees this and comes to occupy the second one. We are doing quite well, though they are not all over us by any means. Talking for awhile, they half make an offer for us to come in but we don't want to waste a night chasing these two as they are not hot enough, so we decline and go to join our friends at some piano bar, where I take my second dump of the night as referenced a few posts ago in a drunken phone post. My buddy has a tinder date meet him there, she is average at best. We finish our drinks and decide to hit up Studio.
Arrive and the line is ridiculously long so we say fuck it, let's get a bottle. Walk right in and get a table, a hot girl chats us up and walks in with us. Why not. My Iceland buddy spent some time talking with her then she tried to bring her coupled off friends up to us and we promptly kicked her out. Now we are drinking vodka trying to pull something, not much traction per usual. The best I get is a cute girl who I chat with for 20 minutes only for her to decline to give me her number. Iceland buddy gets nowhere. My buddy gets a straight up heisman stiff arm to the face when he tries to hit on a girl. After a few hours we give up and head...to the triangle.
For the shit it gets we do have the most success there. Find some street girls and they come into with us to Shooters, my two buddies are connecting with the two better looking ones and they take off. I'm left alone at this point and lose everyone, so I go next door and start chatting up a girl. She takes to me instantly. We are stroking hands. I make out with her a bit and we go inside to dance. Next thing I know, a guy is speaking sternly to me in Russian and grabs the girl and I get the what I now will call the Estonian Switch™ - when a girl goes from loving you to not even recognizing your existence, as how a light goes from on to off based on the flick of a switch. So there she goes. I walk outside and see my Iceland buddy, he says he got the Estonian Switch too. Making out with the girl, a guy comes next to her and she turns cold on him. I ask where our other buddy is and he says he has no idea.
Bilbo comes out of nowhere and wants to keep going, but my Iceland buddy wants to go home and doesn't know the way so I tell Bilbo I'll show him the route then meet up with him later. On our way home we decide to get some food, which takes without exaggeration 45 minutes to get some food. By now I see Bilbo's missed call and when I go to call him back my damn phone dies. So now we are sitting eating pizza on the street and out of nowhere my other buddy runs up to us and says he just got the Estonian Switch as well.
His story - when they left Shooters with the girls he had a very hot girl give him the eyes, he followed her and they ended up spending the next hour or so together. Bouncing from place to place, making out. They end up in Hollywood where she goes to a table with 3 Russian guys and 8 girls. For reasons he could not understand, the girls all were taking turns making out with each other. His girl was now kind of ignoring him, but when he asked her if he should leave she said no just wait. So he waited. He asked the Russian dude who looked in charge if one girl was his girlfriend, to which he responded dismissively "they are all my girlfriends." Eventually the girl refused to leave the group, ignored him and that's when my buddy ran up to us on the street eating pizza.
This Tallinn place is annoying as hell. It seems it is purely based on luck which I don't like. I can spend an entire night going all over the city, to clubs, to the triangle, to ladies' nights...talk with girls for hours who let me rub them then tell me they have boyfriends. Then out of nowhere I'll find a horny 18 year old Russian girl who I can take down with ease. Most of my leads have now gone cold too, so not much in the queue to get my Estonian flag. And Estonian Switches all over the place. At least Saturday night awaits us.
I realized it may help to know the characters involved in the stories. There is yours truly, my buddy from Russia last year, my other buddy who came to Iceland, Clint Barton and then his buddy, and LFG Bilboswaggins.
Don't do much during the day at all. We meet up sans Bilbo and Clint's buddy at dinner at Old Hansa, which was actually amazing. Had some elk and wild boar, along with beers served by wenches. Delicious but pricey. Afterwards we go to Clint's apartment to have a shot of vodka with all of us. Bilbo and I are suited up, the rest nicely dressed. My stomach's been a mess lately so I take a preshot dump there (sorry Clint). We head out to start our first weekend night, by hitting up the Butterfly Lounge the posh place we've had some decent success at. When we get there, Clint meets up with a cute CS girl he's been working on and disappears for what would turn out to be the remainder of the night. The rest of us have a drink and walk around for a bit. We come across a group of girls who are "Estonian born but Russian blood" according to them. As the resident Russian expert I start going into it, and all the girls are engaged with me. Pretty cool feeling I will say. I'm speaking Russian, they invite us to join them at a club but we are overconfident and say we will maybe see them there.
Sadly turns out nothing at all going on during Friday nights before 1am. We hit the triangle, then leave to walk towards the Liberty square. On the way, I stop two girls smoking cigs and start talking to them. Clint's buddy sees this and comes to occupy the second one. We are doing quite well, though they are not all over us by any means. Talking for awhile, they half make an offer for us to come in but we don't want to waste a night chasing these two as they are not hot enough, so we decline and go to join our friends at some piano bar, where I take my second dump of the night as referenced a few posts ago in a drunken phone post. My buddy has a tinder date meet him there, she is average at best. We finish our drinks and decide to hit up Studio.
Arrive and the line is ridiculously long so we say fuck it, let's get a bottle. Walk right in and get a table, a hot girl chats us up and walks in with us. Why not. My Iceland buddy spent some time talking with her then she tried to bring her coupled off friends up to us and we promptly kicked her out. Now we are drinking vodka trying to pull something, not much traction per usual. The best I get is a cute girl who I chat with for 20 minutes only for her to decline to give me her number. Iceland buddy gets nowhere. My buddy gets a straight up heisman stiff arm to the face when he tries to hit on a girl. After a few hours we give up and head...to the triangle.
For the shit it gets we do have the most success there. Find some street girls and they come into with us to Shooters, my two buddies are connecting with the two better looking ones and they take off. I'm left alone at this point and lose everyone, so I go next door and start chatting up a girl. She takes to me instantly. We are stroking hands. I make out with her a bit and we go inside to dance. Next thing I know, a guy is speaking sternly to me in Russian and grabs the girl and I get the what I now will call the Estonian Switch™ - when a girl goes from loving you to not even recognizing your existence, as how a light goes from on to off based on the flick of a switch. So there she goes. I walk outside and see my Iceland buddy, he says he got the Estonian Switch too. Making out with the girl, a guy comes next to her and she turns cold on him. I ask where our other buddy is and he says he has no idea.
Bilbo comes out of nowhere and wants to keep going, but my Iceland buddy wants to go home and doesn't know the way so I tell Bilbo I'll show him the route then meet up with him later. On our way home we decide to get some food, which takes without exaggeration 45 minutes to get some food. By now I see Bilbo's missed call and when I go to call him back my damn phone dies. So now we are sitting eating pizza on the street and out of nowhere my other buddy runs up to us and says he just got the Estonian Switch as well.
His story - when they left Shooters with the girls he had a very hot girl give him the eyes, he followed her and they ended up spending the next hour or so together. Bouncing from place to place, making out. They end up in Hollywood where she goes to a table with 3 Russian guys and 8 girls. For reasons he could not understand, the girls all were taking turns making out with each other. His girl was now kind of ignoring him, but when he asked her if he should leave she said no just wait. So he waited. He asked the Russian dude who looked in charge if one girl was his girlfriend, to which he responded dismissively "they are all my girlfriends." Eventually the girl refused to leave the group, ignored him and that's when my buddy ran up to us on the street eating pizza.
This Tallinn place is annoying as hell. It seems it is purely based on luck which I don't like. I can spend an entire night going all over the city, to clubs, to the triangle, to ladies' nights...talk with girls for hours who let me rub them then tell me they have boyfriends. Then out of nowhere I'll find a horny 18 year old Russian girl who I can take down with ease. Most of my leads have now gone cold too, so not much in the queue to get my Estonian flag. And Estonian Switches all over the place. At least Saturday night awaits us.
Slubu - once you arrived at Studio why did you let the hot chick go who walked in with you ? Because her friends were not hot like her ?
Also how much was bottle service there ?
Also how much was bottle service there ?
I had a date earlier this night with the 20 yr old blond from Day 22. Started at my place for drinks with the blond and the CS girl from the previous night and my buddy, who we can call LJ. The blond actually ironed my shirt for me when she saw that my ironing skills were shit. Went out for dinner then back to my place. Lots of making out and groping and she's rubbing on my cock but won't take her clothes off. She's a good girl and says my 5 days in Estonia isn't enough time for her to sleep with me. She won't crash so I put her in a taxi to go home.
Head back to Prive to check out the scene to meet up with Slubu and crew. Slubu's homie from Russia nowhere to be found. Slubu and I make a few approaches but no dice. LJ working his girl and Slubu's Iceland buddy is doing his thing with anothee. Slubu is now making out with a girl. I'm beat and head back.
Live update: my homie got a cute Estonian back at the pad and they are in his room. Slubu just texted me he got a +1 in the bathroom of the club. This is good stuff.
Head back to Prive to check out the scene to meet up with Slubu and crew. Slubu's homie from Russia nowhere to be found. Slubu and I make a few approaches but no dice. LJ working his girl and Slubu's Iceland buddy is doing his thing with anothee. Slubu is now making out with a girl. I'm beat and head back.
Live update: my homie got a cute Estonian back at the pad and they are in his room. Slubu just texted me he got a +1 in the bathroom of the club. This is good stuff.
- Clint Barton
Great stories. Great writeups.
Day 25:
In researching Tallinn on the board, I thought this guy's take was both hilarious and now being here for a while, accurate. I especially liked this description by him:
This has been happening all over the place. Meet a girl, she's into you, and ten seconds to an hour later she just dumps you like a used moist towelette for another guy she either knows or just met. Annoying as all hell.
Now to the night. We head out to a nice dinner on the main street and watch the local talent come in and out. We are sitting outside, enjoying our meal when a full on fight breaks out on the sidewalk. Two guys going at it, punches being landed at an absurd rate. No idea what it is about, but this goes on for 10 minutes before one of the guys actually runs away. We were at a Russian restaurant, and the winner of the fight ended up coming back in while the loser was yelling at his girl in Estonian, so best guess was it was a Russian v. Estonian fight.
A side note - being at this Russian restaurant reminded me of how much I really do like Russian girls. There was a communal bathroom and all these girls are so primped up and dressed to the 9s, such a great sight. We finish off dinner and start our usual wild goose chase. Hit the Butterfly Lounge, horrible cockfest so we leave to a dive bar I know of. On the way I see the Ukrainian I went out with a few nights before who didn't respond to my texts. Hurts a bit, she was cute and I thought she was into me, but just another Estonian Switch. We get to the dive bar and it sucks, try another bar next door it sucks, so we decide to walk over to the Russian clubs Bilbo had told us about. Get there and go in, and get reminded what the top level Russian girls are like even though there is only one of them in there. Pound some drinks, I chat up one Russian girl who seems into me and then walks over to her boyfriend and makes out with him.
We leave and head back into the city and try one club I saw had a lot of people attending on Facebook. Arrive and pay the 14 euro cover and go inside. The first thing I notice are people are already making out...good sign. Walk around to the smoking area and I chat up two blondes, one of them takes to me and says I have to try this shot. We go, she orders for us the shots and doesn't try to get any herself. Pound them and she takes me by the hand to the dance floor and has her arms around me. Moving so fast, I consider going for the makeout but don't stupidly. Not less than one minute later, she is doing the same exact thing with another guy. What the fuck I'm getting pissed off at the Estonian Switch happening over and over again. I see the new guy try to make out with her, she declines. She declines again but on the third attempt she gives in. I ask her friend if that's her boyfriend and she goes "no, she's just drunk." Fucking Hunger Games over here. A bit angry I leave.
We walk by two attractive girls and I tell my buddy we are not leaving until we talk with them. We go up to them, his girl hooks to him and mine is nice but not interested I can tell. Still, she is quite damn attractive and isn't drinking because she is prepping for a bikini contest. I try for a bit, both to see if I can turn her and also to let my buddy work. I see it is not working so I let them be and go walk around. I run into the Hunger Games girl and tell her that was nice of her ditching me to which she responds "sorry I have Alzheimer's." Iceland buddy now has a girl he's engaged with, Clint's buddy has a girl he is engaged with, Clint texts me and I tell him to come by. We meet up and I see two girls in the smoking room by themselves so I tell him let's go have a cigarette with them...
I ask one of the girls for a light, and this cute tight brunette looks at me. Bangs style haircut, light eyes, very thin in a tight flowery white dress. I don't recall what we said to each other, but within 30 seconds we were making out as she just lunged at me. We make out for a few minutes, very aggressively and she says she has to go to the bathroom but takes my hand to come with her. We go to the bathroom, and I go in with her and she tells me to fuck her. Pulls up her dress and down her panties. I start fingering her, she wants me to wear a condom. I pull one out and get it on though it's taking me a bit to get hard. I start fucking her from behind in this admittedly nasty bathroom. Unreal, I can't believe myself what is going on as this is without exaggeration less than 10 minutes from meeting. Fuck for a bit and I know I'm not going to come so I stop and throw out the condom.
But she wants more. After a few minutes of making out and fingering, put on another condom and fuck her for a while. She is telling me millions of things - she had a long relationship and she doesn't ever do this. Please don't think of her badly, she will be a very good wife one day. She is 20 and studying in London. All these things. We eventually tire out and go back outside, I'm completely disheveled. She tells me to please take her number as she likes me, finds her friend and gives me her number and kisses me goodbye. Now I'm walking around a packed club still not completely soaking in what just happened. I message my friends, Iceland buddy has gone home, lost Clint and my other buddy and his buddy. I tell Iceland buddy to come back as there are still a ton of girls here dancing alone and he agrees.
I'm walking around and see the girl I just fucked, she runs over to me and starts making out again, and takes my hand and says let's go to the bathroom again. So here we go for round 3. Go inside, she asks for a condom I say I don't have anymore (truth) so she makes me promise I won't cum in her. No problem here. Bend her over and go at it again until I'm about to cum. I pull out and bust all over the bathroom walls. God these bathrooms must be disgusting. We leave, part our ways and find my Iceland buddy. Try a few approaches with him and nothing takes, so I tell him let's change venues. We leave the club and start chatting up an Estonian girl who is into us, but after her friend said "it's time to go" 5x loudly to her in front of us, she gave in and left. Now we are walking to the other bar when I get a call from my bathroom girl to come find her outside the club and she is with a friend.
Having had sex now three times I tell my buddy his call, do you want to see what her friend is like or go to the other bar. He chooses her friend, so we walk back and I run into her outside the club. She jumps on me, but her friend is pretty frumpy. My buddy talks with her for a bit as my girl just walks with me back to my apartment. Get home, throw her into my room and fuck her again. I then hear my buddies get back and join them after I finish for some late night food devouring. Iceland buddy says he just ran away from the frumpy friend in the end. My other buddy spent all night with the girl he met who was friends with the bikini girl, but couldn't extract her in the end. On the way home he decided to run for the hell of it, and some girl made a comment so he stopped to talk to her. Turns out its a hot girl from okcupid he messaged last week but never got back to her. He tells her he knows her but won't say where but that he'll talk to her tomorrow. She says how without her number, he says don't worry about it and goes upstairs.
I go back in and lay down next to my girl and she starts telling me about her life, that she was a gymnast all over Europe and Russia, that she is so embarrassed about what she did, and so on. I calm her down and she promises me she would make a good wife one day, almost crying. Pass out and wake up the next morning, we chat for a bit and she eventually gets dressed and calls a taxi to go home. She apologizes again for her behavior, I tell her to not worry I had fun, and she makes me promise to see her again before I go. I say I will, and genuinely I will as I enjoyed her aesthetics and physical abilities in the sexual department. She was a very sweet girl...well...as sweet as a girl can be that has sex with a guy in a club bathroom less than ten minutes from meeting him. I'm not complaining though.
In researching Tallinn on the board, I thought this guy's take was both hilarious and now being here for a while, accurate. I especially liked this description by him:
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you'll have guys who swear it's ruined and bitch about the nightlife being The Hunger Games for Estonian pussy -- where starving men from all over the world battle it out every weekend to get some Baltic pie from jaded, over-hyped women in the medieval Old Town.
This has been happening all over the place. Meet a girl, she's into you, and ten seconds to an hour later she just dumps you like a used moist towelette for another guy she either knows or just met. Annoying as all hell.
Now to the night. We head out to a nice dinner on the main street and watch the local talent come in and out. We are sitting outside, enjoying our meal when a full on fight breaks out on the sidewalk. Two guys going at it, punches being landed at an absurd rate. No idea what it is about, but this goes on for 10 minutes before one of the guys actually runs away. We were at a Russian restaurant, and the winner of the fight ended up coming back in while the loser was yelling at his girl in Estonian, so best guess was it was a Russian v. Estonian fight.
A side note - being at this Russian restaurant reminded me of how much I really do like Russian girls. There was a communal bathroom and all these girls are so primped up and dressed to the 9s, such a great sight. We finish off dinner and start our usual wild goose chase. Hit the Butterfly Lounge, horrible cockfest so we leave to a dive bar I know of. On the way I see the Ukrainian I went out with a few nights before who didn't respond to my texts. Hurts a bit, she was cute and I thought she was into me, but just another Estonian Switch. We get to the dive bar and it sucks, try another bar next door it sucks, so we decide to walk over to the Russian clubs Bilbo had told us about. Get there and go in, and get reminded what the top level Russian girls are like even though there is only one of them in there. Pound some drinks, I chat up one Russian girl who seems into me and then walks over to her boyfriend and makes out with him.
We leave and head back into the city and try one club I saw had a lot of people attending on Facebook. Arrive and pay the 14 euro cover and go inside. The first thing I notice are people are already making out...good sign. Walk around to the smoking area and I chat up two blondes, one of them takes to me and says I have to try this shot. We go, she orders for us the shots and doesn't try to get any herself. Pound them and she takes me by the hand to the dance floor and has her arms around me. Moving so fast, I consider going for the makeout but don't stupidly. Not less than one minute later, she is doing the same exact thing with another guy. What the fuck I'm getting pissed off at the Estonian Switch happening over and over again. I see the new guy try to make out with her, she declines. She declines again but on the third attempt she gives in. I ask her friend if that's her boyfriend and she goes "no, she's just drunk." Fucking Hunger Games over here. A bit angry I leave.
We walk by two attractive girls and I tell my buddy we are not leaving until we talk with them. We go up to them, his girl hooks to him and mine is nice but not interested I can tell. Still, she is quite damn attractive and isn't drinking because she is prepping for a bikini contest. I try for a bit, both to see if I can turn her and also to let my buddy work. I see it is not working so I let them be and go walk around. I run into the Hunger Games girl and tell her that was nice of her ditching me to which she responds "sorry I have Alzheimer's." Iceland buddy now has a girl he's engaged with, Clint's buddy has a girl he is engaged with, Clint texts me and I tell him to come by. We meet up and I see two girls in the smoking room by themselves so I tell him let's go have a cigarette with them...
I ask one of the girls for a light, and this cute tight brunette looks at me. Bangs style haircut, light eyes, very thin in a tight flowery white dress. I don't recall what we said to each other, but within 30 seconds we were making out as she just lunged at me. We make out for a few minutes, very aggressively and she says she has to go to the bathroom but takes my hand to come with her. We go to the bathroom, and I go in with her and she tells me to fuck her. Pulls up her dress and down her panties. I start fingering her, she wants me to wear a condom. I pull one out and get it on though it's taking me a bit to get hard. I start fucking her from behind in this admittedly nasty bathroom. Unreal, I can't believe myself what is going on as this is without exaggeration less than 10 minutes from meeting. Fuck for a bit and I know I'm not going to come so I stop and throw out the condom.
But she wants more. After a few minutes of making out and fingering, put on another condom and fuck her for a while. She is telling me millions of things - she had a long relationship and she doesn't ever do this. Please don't think of her badly, she will be a very good wife one day. She is 20 and studying in London. All these things. We eventually tire out and go back outside, I'm completely disheveled. She tells me to please take her number as she likes me, finds her friend and gives me her number and kisses me goodbye. Now I'm walking around a packed club still not completely soaking in what just happened. I message my friends, Iceland buddy has gone home, lost Clint and my other buddy and his buddy. I tell Iceland buddy to come back as there are still a ton of girls here dancing alone and he agrees.
I'm walking around and see the girl I just fucked, she runs over to me and starts making out again, and takes my hand and says let's go to the bathroom again. So here we go for round 3. Go inside, she asks for a condom I say I don't have anymore (truth) so she makes me promise I won't cum in her. No problem here. Bend her over and go at it again until I'm about to cum. I pull out and bust all over the bathroom walls. God these bathrooms must be disgusting. We leave, part our ways and find my Iceland buddy. Try a few approaches with him and nothing takes, so I tell him let's change venues. We leave the club and start chatting up an Estonian girl who is into us, but after her friend said "it's time to go" 5x loudly to her in front of us, she gave in and left. Now we are walking to the other bar when I get a call from my bathroom girl to come find her outside the club and she is with a friend.
Having had sex now three times I tell my buddy his call, do you want to see what her friend is like or go to the other bar. He chooses her friend, so we walk back and I run into her outside the club. She jumps on me, but her friend is pretty frumpy. My buddy talks with her for a bit as my girl just walks with me back to my apartment. Get home, throw her into my room and fuck her again. I then hear my buddies get back and join them after I finish for some late night food devouring. Iceland buddy says he just ran away from the frumpy friend in the end. My other buddy spent all night with the girl he met who was friends with the bikini girl, but couldn't extract her in the end. On the way home he decided to run for the hell of it, and some girl made a comment so he stopped to talk to her. Turns out its a hot girl from okcupid he messaged last week but never got back to her. He tells her he knows her but won't say where but that he'll talk to her tomorrow. She says how without her number, he says don't worry about it and goes upstairs.
I go back in and lay down next to my girl and she starts telling me about her life, that she was a gymnast all over Europe and Russia, that she is so embarrassed about what she did, and so on. I calm her down and she promises me she would make a good wife one day, almost crying. Pass out and wake up the next morning, we chat for a bit and she eventually gets dressed and calls a taxi to go home. She apologizes again for her behavior, I tell her to not worry I had fun, and she makes me promise to see her again before I go. I say I will, and genuinely I will as I enjoyed her aesthetics and physical abilities in the sexual department. She was a very sweet girl...well...as sweet as a girl can be that has sex with a guy in a club bathroom less than ten minutes from meeting him. I'm not complaining though.
Wow, these stories of Slubu's exploits are stuff of legend!
On a serious note, do you and your crew (I assume you guy's are all over 30) ever feel like at some point age will catch up with you or you still feel that you can keep the energy levels up and these young girls will be interested in you for another couple years?
On a serious note, do you and your crew (I assume you guy's are all over 30) ever feel like at some point age will catch up with you or you still feel that you can keep the energy levels up and these young girls will be interested in you for another couple years?
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