8 year olds and booze
02-20-2013, 05:45 PM
Amazing that at 20 years of age in America you cannot buy a beer, but you can go to Walmart and buy an assault rifle
Quote: (02-20-2013 04:02 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:
Found it odd myself. I thought PBR was the hot thing now...
I like the wine/sprite idea. A different take on your vodka/crystal light mix.
Quote: (02-20-2013 05:37 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:A girl doing a reverse flake? Wtf. In what world do women text to confirm dates not flake on them. Sucks that I have the worst luck with that.
Quote: (02-20-2013 05:25 PM)Vicious Wrote:
You banged her yet?
I'm going to post every two hours until you do!
She texted about an hour and a half ago to make sure we were on for tonight.
Probably because I blew her off last night.
I think it's on, but just remember it's only 4:35PM here Vicious. Picking her up at 7PM.
Quote: (02-21-2013 12:30 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Three pages of hype and all you give us is "got a blower" ?
Quote: (02-21-2013 12:30 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Three pages of hype and all you give us is "got a blower" ?
Quote: (02-21-2013 01:09 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
No no I'm looking for a breakdown like..
Ok guys, I got off work and hit the liquor store for some supplies then made a drink grabbed a quick shower and texted her "hey babay you down for some intercourse?" and she said come get me but my folks are home so park down the road and I'll sneak out my window. I pull up and there's a big NRA banner on the house so I pull down the road and text "here" she comes running down and jumps in my truck wearing black leather high heeled boots and a Packers jacket and says to me "lets get it on mofo" so I head..............................
Quote: (02-21-2013 12:27 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:
This is what all the girls your age are secretly doing. So stop sweating them like they're some special little virgin princesses.
They're not.
Quote: (02-21-2013 01:09 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
No no I'm looking for a breakdown like..
Ok guys, I got off work and hit the liquor store for some supplies then made a drink grabbed a quick shower and texted her "hey babay you down for some intercourse?" and she said come get me but my folks are home so park down the road and I'll sneak out my window. I pull up and there's a big NRA banner on the house so I pull down the road and text "here" she comes running down and jumps in my truck wearing black leather high heeled boots and a Packers jacket and says to me "lets get it on mofo" so I head..............................
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Except I told her we had to go to the hotel before doing anything else so I could take a shower. And I ordered a pizza before hitting the shower. Once there, never found a reason to leave.
Quote: (02-21-2013 04:03 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
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Except I told her we had to go to the hotel before doing anything else so I could take a shower. And I ordered a pizza before hitting the shower. Once there, never found a reason to leave.
Nothing but class here.