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02-20-2013, 01:52 PM
What are the consequences? It's not as if you are going into the liquor store, buying a bottle of Vodka, walking out, an handing it over to her. I'd guess the alcohol would already in your hotel room. She just happened to be there and drink some of it. And if you're at a restaurant or bar at the hotel it's their business to check ID, not yours.
Not bashing the US, since I'm a fan of the place in many ways, but how did you ever get such a retarded law that you have to be 21 to drink alcohol? It absolutely floors me that you can enlist in the military at 18, or maybe 17 I don't know, but have to be 21 to legally drink booze.
I'm not that much younger than you are and agree that older guys often psych themselves out when it comes to younger girls. Though I'm lucky in that I apparently look much younger than I am (I know, everyone says that) I won't let age stop me approaching any girl I'm attracted to who looks older than 18. May be other reasons, but not age. Just doesn't bother me. Guys of all ages should approach girls they are attracted to and not project their own insecurities onto them.
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02-20-2013, 02:30 PM
You meet 18 year olds at fast food places and grocery stores in the evening. Like this.
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02-20-2013, 03:01 PM
Quote: (02-20-2013 11:18 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:
What are your thoughts?
Bringing an 18 y/o broad back over to the hotel this evening and she wants some wine.
Would you do it? Have met her but not banged. Yet.
*For those that are unaware, I'm 43.
If this has been discussed here before, and I'm sure it has, I was not able to find it via search.
Easy solution non alcoholic alternatives. Tell her it's wine give her something else. She'll act as if she's uninhibited because she thinks she's drinking wine. Bang and if any accusations come up you're good to go.
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02-20-2013, 03:45 PM
Quote: (02-20-2013 03:01 PM)gamepadawan Wrote:
Quote: (02-20-2013 11:18 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:
What are your thoughts?
Bringing an 18 y/o broad back over to the hotel this evening and she wants some wine.
Would you do it? Have met her but not banged. Yet.
*For those that are unaware, I'm 43.
If this has been discussed here before, and I'm sure it has, I was not able to find it via search.
Easy solution non alcoholic alternatives. Tell her it's wine give her something else. She'll act as if she's uninhibited because she thinks she's drinking wine. Bang and if any accusations come up you're good to go.
Legit. The checklist:
1. Give her a fake name.
2. Take to a fake hotel.
3. Give her fake wine.
4. Pair with Velveeta.
5. Fuck with fake dick.
6. Fake the orgasm.
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02-20-2013, 03:54 PM
I do find it odd that a young girl asked for wine so your buddy el mech is going to walk you through this..
1. Get wine
2. Get Sprite to make wine coolers
3. Get Vodka and crystal light pink lemonade mix. I didn't say fruit punch or regular lemonade. Pink lemonade!
4. Condoms (most rapists don't wear them)
6. Have ice for drinks before she shows up
7. If you take her out do not hang out in her home town (distracted by friends easy or sidetracked)
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02-20-2013, 04:02 PM
Found it odd myself. I thought PBR was the hot thing now...
I like the wine/sprite idea. A different take on your vodka/crystal light mix.
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02-20-2013, 04:04 PM
A big thing to worry about is not getting her too drunk. Then you can run into problems.
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02-20-2013, 04:17 PM
Just let her get a buzz, fuck the shit out of her, take a shower with her and take her to Dennys. She wont be to drunk after that.
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02-20-2013, 04:19 PM
If she's already sending you suggestive pics, I don't think you're gonna need much more than one drink lol.
Excited to hear how this ends!
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02-20-2013, 04:24 PM
Yall old farts make it to complicated. Start kissing on herduring her 2nd drink. Ill put some money on your books if you get arrested.
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02-20-2013, 04:26 PM
I can't remember the last time I finished my drink after having her over to have some drinks
Usually finish it the next day
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02-20-2013, 04:43 PM
If you wanna pick up 18 year olds hit up the rest areas on any major highway. They work all the Starbucks and fast food joints. It's just like a mall food court.
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02-20-2013, 05:09 PM
Quote: (02-20-2013 11:18 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:
What are your thoughts?
Bringing an 18 y/o broad back over to the hotel this evening and she wants some wine.
Would you do it? Have met her but not banged. Yet.
*For those that are unaware, I'm 43.
If this has been discussed here before, and I'm sure it has, I was not able to find it via search.
If there's grass on the field its playable.
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02-20-2013, 05:25 PM
You banged her yet?
I'm going to post every two hours until you do!
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02-20-2013, 05:41 PM
Liking this thread.
Its got drama and suspense!
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