Fuck America man!
Alright Mech I'll tell you guys what my uncle told me about Streetfighting.
My younger cousins already know how to rumble, and although I don't like to be the fighter of the group I do like knowing how to fuck someone up who tries to be a threat.
I'd rather not make a thread about it because I like the drunk lounge a bit.
Take this info how you want guys, I think if we all knew some streetfighting rules it would help us get in the right mindset if we were in a fight with someone. After I get out of rehab I want to take one fighting style so I can know how to defend myself. I used to take TKD through grade school and I got in one fight with a kid and he wrestled me down.
Streetfighting Stance
It depends on whether you are left handed and right handed. Have your feet shoulder with apart and have your hands up.
Whatever your power hand is you want that same leg to be pointed out. I.E. If you're a southpaw then have your left leg pointed out. If you're a righty, right leg!
Streetfighting Concepts
When you are in a situation where you might have to rumble someone there are a few types of fights.
Fair Ones: A fair one is basically a one on one fight between you and the person who you are beefing with. None of your friends have to jump in, but whoever's friends jumps in the fight turns into a brawl. This is how you should come off with a fight with your opponent.
Brawl: Brawls are where you have a shitload of people fighting everywhere. It's like a fight orgy. EX: I was at a party with my cousins and like two different hoods were ready to fight. Had it happened, a brawl would have occured.
Jumped:When a group of people just start fucking up one person. This is very fucked up if you ask me but it happens. If someone gets jumped its usually a rule that the person's friends fuck up the people who did it.
Terms for Fighting with Allies
Riding: This should be something that all RVF players should do when with their wingman. Although its presumed to be that you won't get pussy when you have more male friends at a party with you (it is true). In some parties where shit might go down, you are gonna have to ride for your friend regardless.
Example Sentence: "Oh you tryna mix (fight) my mans Mech? I'm riding for him dickhead!"
Translation: "Oh you're fighting my friend Mech? You're gonna have to fight me too pussy!"
Fighting Mindset and how Confidence is The Key
What my uncle used to tell me is that you don't really need to go out there and fight all of the time. Sometimes its good to walk away because there's no point. But theres times where you gotta fuck some guy up.
Like hunting for Pokemon, the top thing you'd want in a fight is
Confidence. If you are confident that this person who is pissing you off is a bitch, chances are you can beat his ass.
Also, you need to have confidence that you can beat his ass if you want your friends to help you actually fight him and whoever else want to get their ass whooped.
During the Fight
Fights are often mental. You need to be a good shit talker while fighting whoever. You want to do these things.
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Intimidate: Talking shit while fighting! When you knock him down yell "Get up pussy!". He's going to get back up and its up to him whether he wants to keep on taking that ass whooping.
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Frustrate: Most people can't even fight good. When they are getting their ass whooped, some just get too frustrated and keep going. Everyone's looking at them get fucked up. And hell that perception that everyone looking at them is going to piss them off even more.
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Fight Dirty: You hate this person. Even if you fight him a fair-one you need to just get ready to do whatever it takes to beat his ass.
Play Your Strength/Weight/Experience
Weaker/Skinny/Noobs (my field for now): We can't fight forever, we're not brawl worthy. We haven't won that many fights. We gotta be more defensive when it comes to fighting. At parties I'm usually quiet and I just go for the wild Pokemon out there.
However, when I go to parties I walk around with some type of bodyspray such as Old Spice. It serves two purposes:
*Helps me smell fresher than these sweaty ass dudes at parties.
*Can be used as mace to give me a upper hand on my opponent.
If you have to ride for a friend, play the support role. If its a fair fight, let them fight fair, but if you think the other dude is getting too dirty gotta fucking sneak him.
Stronger/Big/Experienced guys = Whether you have man tits or fucking UFC build you guys dominate this whole fighting thing. Especially since you're more experienced in whatever style you've learned.
While you could be like me and use creative things like a noob, use whatever style you took time to study for and use it on that asshole. Judo chop, body slam whatever. You learned that shit use it.
How to Play Fight with Friends
When I got to my pop's house all of my cousins and friends greeted each other in a playfight way. I chased one of them down yelling "REMEMBER ME PUSSY?". It was fun, none of us were really serious, its just a fun way to practice. Don't get butthurt if you get in a playfight. These guys you playfight/spar with now will be on your side when a real fight goes down.
After my uncle told me all of this, I realized its smart for me to handle my liquor as well. The more drunk your opponent, the easier he's going to make mistakes while swinging.
I think I'm ready for this Rehab bro. I'm just basically going to go there and pursue some hobbies and such and then just dip out and live the life of a freeman.