[Kickb]

Cockblocked the guy who cockblocked me! What goes around comes around right haha!

[Thesponge]

Strike while the irons hot! Went from getting an hj and getting her hot, to pushing some assholes out of a ditch. Went back to seal the deal and shit was stale. Took all of 5 minutes. Get it while it's hot. First post. But really strike when the oven is hottest.

[Veloce]

Started the night withs some high octane rye whiskey, shit is like 110 proof. Was set to pass out by myself but I go to the store to get some water and run into my crazy chinese neighbor. He wants blow and some other neighbors are hanging out with him so we all walk down to the liquor store and get water and more whiskey.

I tell him there's a bar I know where the barbacks always have blow, it's cheap shit but it gets the job done and you can still sleep at night.

We head over there, 4 dudes, and I text slubu who's gonna meet up w us.

We get there, there's a line and good luck getting in w 4 dudes but slubu shows us with his friend and like 6 girls to save the day. We get in it's a clusterfuck inside but we get good and drunk and I've got my eye on slubu's roommate (not the one he's fucking, another one w big fake tits and a pretty rockin body)

I'm gaming her well but she's going through some makeup/breakup shit with her bf I don't care I just keep pushing the interaction forward.

We eject at some point I get spicy ass thai food w the neighbors and get a ride to slubu's after to bang tits mcgee. It's her, slubu's fb, some other chick and slubu's friend. I start making an omelette and giving tits mcgee a cooking lesson. The girls are all talking shit but then they take a couple bites of the omelette and they shut the fuck up real quick. Shortly after I jump into tits mcgee's bed, who all night has been saying she's going to pay me for cooking lessons and pay me for a backrub and all this weird shit. I say whatever come to bed. She finally comes into the room and kinda starts freaking out I'm in her bed in my boxer briefs. She sleeps on top of the covers.

Pass out for an hour or two, wake up at 6 AM and start rubbing her back, pulling her shorts down, getting my hands up her shirt, squeezing those glorious tits. She keeps pulling her shorts up and telling me she's not getting naked. Do this for another 10-15 min then say fuckit, nice knowin ya and call a cab home.

Got a ride from IRT who took the most retarded way home ever but I'm too foggy headed to object. The sun's rising over west hollywood above some early morning fog and it looks pretty incredible, I can see Century City from my place up on the hill shrouded in clouds and we never got the blow

[Avarence]

Drank a Four Loko, then a death elixir of gatorade, rum, whiskey, pre-workout (C4 Pink Lemonade) and caramel sauce. Went to a bar, scored a makeout, and had some good dances & conversations. Here's the good part: On the way back, the girls we were with are in a taxi-van driving alongside our taxi. The short brunette teases like she's going to show her tits, then after the light we switch lanes to the left and the blonde straight moons us. We die of laughter, get back to campus, and the driver (a big black lady who found all of this hilarious) gave us a massive discount and we ended up paying less than half of the fare.

[Cincinnatus]

I'm sauced, man. Fuck. The world is spinning.

[Saladin]

I'm drunk as shit. Some girl kept trying to take my phone but I was scared cause I had rooshvforum. She got on the forum but was the newbie page(intro yourself).

Fuck, she keeps trying to take my phone. I'm guessing she likes me but she better show it another way cause i dont want bithces finding this shit.

[Kona]

Jesus man i'm fucked up. I've been on it since last week. Went to a few trips to and it's a blur.

I said fuck it and here I am.

Aloha!

[Cincinnatus]

I'm guzzling down my usual Canadian pisswater, Labatt Ice. I used to drink Molson Ice but it's now $1.69 per 24 oz. can, Labatt is $1.19 per can. I've got the doors fucking cranking. Roadhouse Blues and other good shit.

The summer after I graduated high school a friend and I drove to Philadelphia in one of the worst thunderstorms I've ever seen. We must have listened to "Riders on the Storm" 100 times in 6 or 8 hours.

I need to buy whiskey more often. The Doors would sound better with a bottle of bourbon.

[Architekt]

I swear my game is actually leaps and bounds better when I'm drunk/drinking. Not quite blind drunk, but at least through like 6+.
All the right words just seem to flow out of my mouth and that kind of shit

[Cincinnatus]

(12-04-2012 07:05 AM)Architekt Wrote:  

I swear my game is actually leaps and bounds better when I'm drunk/drinking. Not quite blind drunk, but at least through like 6+.
All the right words just seem to flow out of my mouth and that kind of shit

I feel like I spit great game when drunk, problem for me is the term "whiskey dick" was not invented without reason.

By the way, guess who's drunk again?

[WesternCancer]

(12-06-2012 01:18 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

(12-04-2012 07:05 AM)Architekt Wrote:  

I swear my game is actually leaps and bounds better when I'm drunk/drinking. Not quite blind drunk, but at least through like 6+.
All the right words just seem to flow out of my mouth and that kind of shit

I feel like I spit great game when drunk, problem for me is the term "whiskey dick" was not invented without reason.

By the way, guess who's drunk again?

I wish I was. I fucked up an exam today and forgot the bonus questions they assigned. Went to the gym after and lifted till I wanted to puke. Came home and banged out one of my girls 3 times, but didn't nut. Another girl is wanting me to come over but I just want to get wasted and wander around town.

[Prufrock]

Another successfull feast of St. Nicholas.

Drank a shitload of Staropramen Zywiec Chopin & some moonshine shit I dont know the name of.

that is all

[freshcream]

Last night in Leon. Costa Rica tomorrow.

Toña and Ballantines are keeping me warm now. Soon it will be a big steak xD

[Veloce]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkk

met up w slubu and basil at some hollywood venue. all white chicks.

i can't do it

left at like 1 AM to meet up w a friend and drink east. went and got thai at 2 am and these fucking asian girls! Couple vietnamese girls come in and they're hotter than anything i've seen in the last 30 days. just smoking. my buddy starts talking to em but they're rich society girls. i don't know where to meet them in l.a. but that's the goal.

about 10 min before i left the first venue i saw basil cavemanning some girl and like 3 dudes white knighting and pulling her away. fucking hilarious

its official. i have yellow fever

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

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[WesternCancer]

I'm drunk off my ass watching UFC. Might head to a Christmas party

[WesternCancer]

MILLLLLLLLFSSSSSSSS

[Cincinnatus]

Stayed up drinking and jamming 'til 5 a.m. My head is in a fog right now.

[soup]

Just remembering how my player friend and I left the club empty handed last Sat night and were making our way up the main strip when we spotted two girls across the street. They hailed a cab and got in, and we each opened the doors and tried to get in the cab with them. Needless to say, they started freaking out

This is what happens when irrational self-confidence mixes with too much alcohol. I can only speak for myself, but I have a hunch that most of the successful players are just several drinks away from being the biggest "creepers" out there ha

[Kickb]

^I walked into the bathroom with this girl once. She probably thought I was going to rape her

[soup]

A moment of contrasting threads seen in the RVF:

[Prophylaxis]

Friday night - looking at all the ladies. Like lambs being lead to slaughter- summer is SO GOOD IN SYDNEY. Western women are rubbish but they put out, so perfect for the short-term.

Love you ROOSHVFORUM cunts. DAY BANG OUT

[Prufrock]

Drinking Manhattans all night at the zam zam with friends. good times tho, figuered out a lot of thingsand got thai food after.

the only cute girls there were two Brasilians. they wre with their americano boyfriends with no game. i told one gir i used to live in leblon (a lie) & she told me she was from sao paulo. I told her I had family there (truth), but Rio and Belo Horizonte shit all over Sao paolo & she sgreed with me!

The other girl from Brasil was wearing some native American print-type coat & I told her it looked like a Kilim I have in my living room (truth).

both girls seemed much more interested in me than their lame boyfriends with nio game. I;m loving this foirum and the truths I am learning here. i'm still just a newbie but beforte long i will be unvincable.

[soup]

Own your shit

[Freddy_1]

Fuck I hate Sydney.... All stuck up, stupid bitches...never going out here again...