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03-11-2012, 05:07 AM
That one might be emblematic, but it doesn't hold a candle up to the example on page 2. This woman might be fat and unattractive, but judging by her waist and legs, she is not a behemoth. While "curvy/voluptous/not obese" is a bad rationalization to save face, at least she admits that being fat is bad and that she is working on it.
I still wouldn't send her a message or fuck her, but she wouldn't provoke me into a raging frenzy like the one before.
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03-19-2012, 09:41 AM
I wouldn't hit a person with sunglasses at a club. Bone killer.
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03-19-2012, 10:25 AM
If it's closing time, and I don't have to put in work, yes, she could get hit that night. Her body is a little soft, but not out of my range. Her face is cute ENOUGH, and she has really big titties. However, I would like to see what she looks like from the back.
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03-19-2012, 02:54 PM
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03-19-2012, 03:02 PM
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chances are you'll like me if you take the time to get to know me
if you dont have a picture or your married don't bother
no black or hispanic or Bald sorry just Not intrested
do guys even read this stuff?..if you really wanna know anything just ask me
I am looking for that guy that can laugh enjoy life live out lould and wants more then
a good time..dose such a guy exist?
I am a bit of a hermit but I love going places just hate going by myself all the time
I'm not perfect but that comes with age right?
been a mother and care taker for so long that I need to breck away and have fun again.
yes I may give you a hard time in the begaing but there are alot of crazy peaple out there
so don't hold it against me as I garrontty you If you take the time I am worth knowing.
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03-19-2012, 03:29 PM
Haha I like how she's showing off that shitty tattoo. Looks like jailhouse shit.
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03-20-2012, 04:12 PM
Quote: (03-20-2012 07:25 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:
I'd hit it. She might be "extra-curvy" in general, but I'm impressed by how flat her belly is compared to the rest. Unless it's an optical illusion...
She transferred her belly fat to her arms in that pic. When you hit it, that fat is moving back to her belly.
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03-20-2012, 04:24 PM
Bellies look much better when they lay down.
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03-20-2012, 11:00 PM
Quote: (03-20-2012 06:25 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Quote: (03-19-2012 03:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
no black or hispanic or Bald sorry just Not intrested
It's funny how many of these chicks online are race trolls. I see this kind of stuff all the time. Often, pretty hot blonde girls (and gingers) express a strict preference for dating their "own race." Nothing wrong with a preference, but the strong, declared preference seems noteworthy.
Yes, there are these chicks on every site. It says a lot about the individual in how they go about expressing their preference. It's the chicks that feel the need to list what they DON'T want, in harsh language, that are noteworthy. And I've found on the site that I use that the chicks that are the worst with this are the most busted! Some of them should be glad that ANY dudes holler at them at all...
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03-20-2012, 11:51 PM
It's usually ugly, busted girls that are race trolls. Add that to the 6'6 requirement with a 6 pack. Its going to be hilarious in 20 yrs when these online girls are all alone and still looking for the one.
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03-21-2012, 12:06 AM
Quote: (03-20-2012 11:51 PM)houston Wrote:
It's usually ugly, busted girls that are race trolls. Add that to the 6'6 requirement with a 6 pack. Its going to be hilarious in 20 yrs when these online girls are all alone and still looking for the one.
Some online chicks are so clueless. They're online because they're looking for dates/relationships/dick, but they have the most negative profiles, that scream out I'M A BITCH. If it isn't race trolling, it's just an overall bitchy vibe on their profiles. Going on and on about what they hate and what they don't want. Just attitude. I was fucking with one today. I came across her profile, and noticed how pretty she was (though her body wasn't exactly tight, it was in hittable range). Her intro/tagline was: "I heard about guys on this site being perverts. Come at me right, or eat shit." And she had NOTHING else on her profile other than age, and location, and had some kind of nickname instead of her real name. No interests, nothing about her. I just had to send her a message! I wrote, "So...have you met any perverts today?" She actually replied, "Yes you." I sent her a humorous message back about me being a complete gentleman, but she sent back a nasty reply: "I say what I have to say, if the hat doesn't fit don't wear it." I sent her another reply about me being turned on by tough talk, and actually asked her a question about where she would like to travel if she could. "Anywhere, it doesn't matter" was her reply. I didn't send another message. She's a total bitch, just like her tagline suggested. The funny thing is, she had a friends list of about 700 thirsty motherfuckers that probably requested friendship just because she was pretty, because there was nothing else to go on.
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03-21-2012, 03:06 AM
Another thing that annoys me are average looking and probably boring girls who think they're so unique because they have overpriced rainbow colored tattoos, piercings, wear Where's Waldo glasses and love some shitty, underground bands they discovered on youtube. Girls who try extra hard to be different when they're just like everyone else. You're not that unique if you feel the need to tell the world how special you are.
"I gurantee that I'm not like any other girl you've met! I'm one of a fucking kind so take it or leave it! I also cuss like a damn sailor so click that X in the top right corner if you can't handle that. I'm OBSESSED with music and would die without it. I HATE mainstream music so my ipod is full of obscure bands and shitty backpacker rappers. I have 5 tattoos and want plenty more because they are like therapy for me. Don't even bother messaging me if you can't take home a girl with tattoos! I need a man who has full sleeves, is over 6'3, has a 6 pack, wears size 11.5 in shoes, likes kids, green eyes that change to blue under certain temperatures, is sensitive, can fight off 6 attackers, has an 11 inch dick and doesn't mind if I have herpes. Message me if you're a real man who knows how to treat a lady. No minorities please! I was raised to only date other Americans."
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03-21-2012, 10:45 AM
"I gurantee that I'm not like any other girl you've met! I'm one of a fucking kind so take it or leave it! I also cuss like a damn sailor so click that X in the top right corner if you can't handle that. I'm OBSESSED with music and would die without it. I HATE mainstream music so my ipod is full of obscure bands and shitty backpacker rappers. I have 5 tattoos and want plenty more because they are like therapy for me. Don't even bother messaging me if you can't take home a girl with tattoos! I need a man who has full sleeves, is over 6'3, has a 6 pack, wears size 11.5 in shoes, likes kids, green eyes that change to blue under certain temperatures, is sensitive, can fight off 6 attackers, has an 11 inch dick and doesn't mind if I have herpes. Message me if you're a real man who knows how to treat a lady. No minorities please! I was raised to only date other Americans."
This one is a gem. She's a foul-mouthed, tatted-up, diseased racist. Somehow anyone that isn't white isn't considered American? PRECIOUS. Good luck finding a guy willing to risk having his pornstar-sized dick occasionally break out in painful, oozing sores! Oh...and she still considers herself to be a "lady."
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03-21-2012, 11:11 AM
Lol I wrote that. You see how similar it is to actual profiles though.