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04-07-2018, 05:38 PM
Gotta say, SamuelBRoberts is ruling the roost. Well done, Sir.
Mayhem didn't disappoint with his clever art work. "Come fuck meeeee!"
So many good posts....
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04-07-2018, 07:16 PM
You've got a head like a dropped pie, and I've taken better looking shits.
Your video is a confession of exactly how shallow, vapid, brainless and pointless you are.
You are such a slut, your legs spread faster than a forest fire. If she was a restaurant she'd have a 2 lane drive through.
You needs a new career, something that doesn't involve landing on Pilots dicks 24/7.
She's been banged more times than the snooze button on monday morning.
I hope she fakes orgasims better than she fakes smiles.
When life gives you lemons, dye your hair with them, and put them down you bra and pretend they are tits.
You can't even fill a sports bra, and you don't meditate with a vibrating butt plug in.
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04-07-2018, 08:02 PM
"ladies and gentleman, before we begin our descent, the flight attendant will be coming around to give you the clap."
Aloha!
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04-07-2018, 09:09 PM
I'm just sad I wasn't mentioned in the OP.
"Hi I'm Courtney. My pussy and other holes have been utterly destroyed by a million cocks. So please take my hamster who just keeps getting bigger and slower the whole time. He needs more attention whoring."
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04-07-2018, 10:03 PM
Karen.. Like the way it's 30 seconds of picture stills and very little footage of talking to the camera.
When her gaze is on the camera for more than 0.95 seconds the confusion, the sheer misery and despair begin to take over.
"Share an adventure.. Every single day.. **In one way or another***"
*"Karen's representatives wish to remind customers that the term "Adventure" is employed in a very general sense here."
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04-07-2018, 10:07 PM
What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?
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04-07-2018, 10:23 PM
Quote: (04-07-2018 09:21 PM)Delta Wrote:
She's not 30 years old. The 30 at the end of the title denotes a 30 second clip (as opposed to 15 seconds).
Case in point- does this woman look 30?
She has a travel" bucket list", that bitch better hurry she does not have long left!
Delicious Tacos is the voice of my generation....
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04-07-2018, 10:25 PM
Quote: (04-07-2018 10:07 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:
What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?
Travel, and cats (dogs are also acceptable for women under 45).
Delicious Tacos is the voice of my generation....
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04-07-2018, 10:30 PM
"I like nice guys." *looks to side, touches nose* heh
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04-07-2018, 10:52 PM
One of the best threads ever. Close runner up to Sam Roberts is PapayaTapper.
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04-08-2018, 03:23 AM
Quote: (04-07-2018 02:41 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:
Quote: (04-07-2018 02:38 PM)godfather dust Wrote:
Quote: (04-07-2018 12:28 PM)realologist Wrote:
I'm being honest here. I would still tear her up. She probably knows how to suck a mean dick and might even make reverse cowgirl enjoyable.
I'm half with you. WNB WFF (would face fuck)
Yeah - it's not a matter who would bang. She is bangable still.
But who here would wife her up?
Not I, rabbi. But I’d certainly want her on her knees.
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04-08-2018, 04:53 AM
I looked through several of these Match videos and they're all the same - "Look how bubbly and spontaneous I am! OMG, my life is so crazy and exciting! I LOVE to travel. I like nice guys!!!1!!!One!!Eleventy!!!"
Not once did I see anything that would interest me in anything other than a bang. Zelcorpion's grandma vid looks like a lunatic.