Quote: (08-21-2014 10:07 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

Quote: (08-21-2014 08:16 PM)Mentavious Wrote:  

Quote: (08-21-2014 07:52 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  

Worst lizard?

Number closed a lizard at a club in Atlanta a long time ago. The club's name was just 3 numbers, but I can't remember it. 512? 112? Something like that. I tried to Google it and couldn't find anything. Must have shut down.

Anyway, she was clingy freak but the body looked OK with the lights down real low. One of those overly enthusiastic black girls. I threw the napkin that had the number on it in my buddy's closet at his apartment, never intending to call her.

But I found the number about a month later and said, "what the hell" and called anyway. Because we're guys, and we just do stupid shit like that.

She was down even though I hadn't spoken to her in a month. Met her up at her place and went to work. But she smelled rank, and I mean rank. Just very strong odors. Some women are like that, but this was just nasty. So I had to try to tune it out and go on autopilot. But it wasn't working too well. Plus her roommate had a fucking cat that kept walking around the room and distracting me.

All in all, a depressing waste of time. Or was it?

One must run the gauntlet before one can grasp the golden chalice.

But there it is. Got to make your bones.

Hahaha 112!!!!! That place is great

Mentavious:
Yes! That was it! Is that place still around? Many great experiences there...

Closed about 5 years ago I think

I met this fat broad at a party one night who worked the door at the caf. She at least at big fat tits but I wasn't desperate or drink enough to pull so I gave her my number.

After a few days she starts texting me saying, I can come in and eat for free for dinner because she works the door. One night she texts me asking what I'm doing. It's about midnight on a weekday and all my roommates are asleep. I think fuck it as I can kick her out real early before they wake up.

I break her off a few times that night but didn't want to kick her out due to free meals at dinner 2-3 times a week. So in the morning I try to sneak her fat ass out (didn't turn on any lights). Unfortunately my roommate is up and catches a nice glimpse of snorkax on her way out. He killed me for a week.

From then on out I banged her once a week but only at her place. No shame because I got 2-3 free meals a week at the caf for another 3 months

Back in college a buddy told me my problem was my pride was more powerful than my lust. I turned down a lot of easy lays because by the time I've drunk enough to overcome my pride, I was completely shitfaced and incoherent. I never regretted sex until about 5 years ago I was feeling desperate and trolling Craigslist. Got a response with the classic SIF pose. You know, the downward camera angle. If only I'd known then...

She sends one pic and invites me over to her place. Showed up at her apartment at about 10pm. Her place was a filthy hellhole. Smelled like cats. Her son was asleep on the couch. The kitchen looked like shit. The lights were way down low and her face was OK, but my god... she must have been a size 24 or something. 5'4" and easy 300 lbs. We got into her bedroom and she sucks my dick briefly and very poorly (that fat girls give better head thing... total bullshit), then gets in doggy. I have a hard time getting the rubber on, finally it's on and then start to stick it in and just blow my load with half a stroke. I think my dick was invoking the mercy rule... "OK, alright, I'll bust my nut. Now get me outta here!" I went to the bathroom to wash up and the cat box was right there... fucking disgusting. How do people live like this? I felt so sorry for her neighbors. They'll probably have to burn the place down when she moves out.

The weirdest part was when we were getting undressed, she tells me "this is so great... you're, like, normal!" I can't even imagine what she's fucked. Thank God for condoms, the STD test was clean...

Quote: (08-22-2014 11:16 AM)Pride male Wrote:  

Are busted chicks that easy? Do they shit test? Do you run beta game? From my experience they can be a challenge.

I wouldn’t approached a busted woman outside so I can’t comment on that. Online, they can be very easy…they’re just grateful to get some dick most of the time.

I just remembered a white/Japanese mix I banged a couple of years ago from online. That sounds like a pretty hot mix right? Not in her case! She was probably 80lbs overweight and a 4 looks wise. She also had horrendous acne and bumpy skin. She looked way worse in person than her photos. I don't know what happened to the Japanese side of her but she looked about as Japanese as Hilary Clinton.

When she turned up at my place, I said hi, then 5 seconds later I closed my eyes and I was making out with her. I tried not touch to touch her face with my hand because her skin was bumpy and it felt a bit hairy. She must have had bleached her facial hair.

I bent her over and did her doggy style, looking at the wall the whole time. God knows how I got a boner in the first place, but I know that I looked down at what I was banging I would get soft. I ploughed on through, finished the job and got her out of my place as soon as I could.

I'd love to say these girls were the most busted I've had, but they weren't. However, it was definitely the most traumatizing sexual experience I've ever had.

Although I'm pretty good looking and in good shape, my self-esteem was pathetic when I was in highschool. I loved dating down because the girls would worship me and my cock, and make me feel good about myself. I was particularly interested in being the best lover possible to these girls, so I ate a lot of pussy at the time.

On my 18th birthday, a girl from my highschool had a house party. A group of ugly fat girls were really encouraging my shot taking, and I didn't let them down. I was approaching blackout well before midnight, and the fat girls were starting to make passes at me. Once again, I didn't let them down.

One sloppy Jewish girl had a big hooked nose and a mouth that sat very high on her jaw, making the gap between her nose and her upper lip nearly non-existant. She walked me to the basement of the house, where there were less people and we started making out. Very quickly I progressed to munching her box on the floor behind the couch. A few people walked down and saw, but I was too drunk to care at the time.

Later in the night, I made out with two other fat girls before I passed out on the floor. I woke up at about 4 in the morning, after everyone had passed out. I was insanely horny and looking for affection, so I stumbled upstairs into the room of the girl who hosted the party. She was fat and sloppy, but since she was 6'2", she was able to play backup center on the girls' basketball team. I hopped into her bed, and she was more than happy to have me there. Especially when I scrunched my 5'8" frame to the bottom of her bed and started munching her jumbo-sized hairy box. Luckily, she didn't let me fuck her.

After she denied me sex, the alcohol started wearing off and intense shame started settling in. I forced myself to give her a kiss goodbye, and I walked 2 miles home as the sun was coming up. That Sunday morning I was supposed to drive to a school down south to begin a 3 day college orientation program. Oh well.

Word had gotten out about the wild party from the weekend and the despicable things I had put my tongue in. Awful rumors went around the school, and I wasn't even there to defend myself. Rumors soon included that I was so ashamed I couldn't show my face at school again. All I could do was sit was through endless college information sessions while I received barrages of texts from my friends telling me what people were saying.

When I got back later in the week, I overheard 14-year-old freshmen who didn't even know who I was spreading the rumors about me. I was pissed and full of self-loathing. I was teased for the final 2 months of school. When I heard the fat chick was going to that same college - I made sure that I did not.

My buddy had tried to take down this sexy little Jewish girl but was cockblocked by her friend.

So the next weekend we are out again and run into the girls. Again its going good for him but the cockblock is starting to run her interference game.

Reluctantly I step in start working the CB. Her face was cringe worthy, not from terrible ugliness but she had a missing tooth and one that was grey and probably dead and ready to fall out. That and the fact that her eyes *may* have been too close together made her look like a lot lizard.

Back at her place she plied me with booze and I slapped on a condom, spun her over doggy and must have stroked a dozen times with a semi hard on before I came. I tried to stay awake but ended up passing out for a few minutes or so. I snap awake and hear the front door of the apartment closing so I grab my clothes and bounce.

My buddy left me behind. After I take a grenade for him he leaves me. Turns out his girl was on her rag and wouldnt fuck or blow.

I was going home for vacation and met a brazilian girl on okc that had a gorgeos face.. but her body pictures were almost nonexistant
eventually i got a better picture of her..and i could tell she was chubby.. but she didnt really look fat...
the picture was kinda at a distance. and i really wanted that brazil flag
she was leaving for brazil that same week.
I went straight to sending a dick pic the day before getting to down..she was DTF 100 percent.
I drove 5 hours back home.. and arranged for me to hit her up on my way home.. i would just tell my friends i decide to leave late.


I meet this girl and she is 5 foot tall and fat as fuck.. sloppy looking far.. massive tits.. but her leg alone was probably bigger than my body
it was laid.. i dont know what i was thinking.. I was completely sober.. but she had bought a bottle of wine at a pizza place.
It was a week night so nothing was open.

I pretty much down the entire bottle of wine.
I dont even know why.. To calm my soul... but forgetting i would have to drive another 40 minutes home
Something kept told me.. grab the titty grab the titty.. so i did.

about 5 minutes later we left the pizza place and i drove around the corner to her house.
I was pretty drunk on a entire bottle of wine in a quick time...I followed her cause i didnt wanna just try to drive home by myself.
i figured i could crash at her place and play to messed up to fuck.

didnt work.. as soon as i got on her could she went right to town slurping my dick.. like a fat girl drinking a large milkshake through a toilet paper roll.
IT was awesome....i was just in reach to of the beer she gave me to down the whole beer and hope i passed out..
but all of a sudden she took her shirt off
the biggesst uggliest floppies stretch markd tits i ever have seen in my life
This shit could have on efukt.

Before i know it.. She has stripped naked and already got on top of me.
She looks like a brazilian version of flubber... like a fat Michelin man.


Ive heard rumors that your body comes quick when you really wanna get out of there.
I came in like 2 minutes. took the condom off and threw it away.
we sat for a minute...i was pretty shellshocked
my dick was dead..she kept trying to suck me off and get me hard..
i eventually said..it wasnt happening..sorry..
she went to the bathroom.. I went to the trashcan and put my used condom in my pocket...
No way i was leaving that in the house, just in case.
I didnt even properly put my clothes on.

I just got into my car....instantly sobered up and drove home.
I was phsyically shaken..I felt physically cold..
Probably the emotion that a true rape victim would feel.
Ive since blocked that experience out of my mind....until now

^^^^^^

This post above by Sourcecode works as a free-verse poem.

It begs to be read aloud as poetry. Try it and see....

I'm going to put up two because I'm not sure which is worse. I think the second one, because the first one would actually be seen as attractive in a lot of guys' eyes and because she was a great kisser and had a very nice pair of big tits.

1st one - Think of like a chubby version of the semi-pretty hippie girl that you'd see at a music festival. Couple that with the fact that she's blonde and her name is so hippy you'd think it was her stripper name but is in fact her first name. She was an occasional smoker but never smelled like smoke and I knew her through mutual friends. We went to a big music festival and she ended up in the same room as me (everyone else was coupled up and this was obviously the kids room since it had separate twin beds).

She was super friendly/happy and while I thought she was cute, I didn't really think she was all that great until I'd been drinking one night after we'd showered up after the festival. Somehow we ended up on the same bed making out but she refused to take her pants off/fuck me (now I know she would've sucked me off but I was mostly blue pill then). We just made out a lot and the festival ended and we all went home. She ended up coming over one day and we hung out a bit (but not at the beach really because she wasn't something I'd be super proud of in case I ran into someone I knew.

In the end we became FWB for a while, but that didn't really last super long. Her pussy was probably the loosest I've had, but she did like getting face fucked and was always happy and didn't really have any drama. She was just big all around. Not super sloppy, but definitely not something I'm very proud of. I'm sure she would've done lots nastier things with me but I was only just transitioning to red pill.

Second girl is truly busted. Short, had a small gut (not huge mind you, but she was super short so it looked pretty bad on her), and didn't have much for tits and the worst for me is that she had no ass. Nearly a concave ass. Gross. She did have a decent smile despite her not cute face and had this long thick dirty blonde curly hair though that was ridiculous. Absolutely her best feature.

I visited friends in another beach town and had a friend crashing on the couch, I was supposed to crash on the inflatable mattress like 10 feet away from me. I saw her at the bars and we were hanging out with her cute friend(s) but her friend ended up leaving or some drama happened (I can't remember exactly what) and I ended up drinking with her (she got mad hookups at the spot) to near oblivion. All I remember is me making out with her, grabbing her long curls, and pulling her down to give me head.

It was okay, but I was so obliterated with alcohol that I was having trouble staying hard. I ended up trying to fuck her but couldn't come and lost my hard on and said fuck it and rolled over and went to sleep. I think I woke up with the condom on still and buck naked (under the covers thankfully). My friend was so passed out that he didn't even hear anything at all and was none the wiser. She complained that I was really aggressive yet tried to hang out with me more, I declined.

Massive amounts of alcohol both led me to that and also made me not able to even stay hard. Fuck drinking that much.

All right.

Everyone re-read post #57 above by Sourcecode. Pretend you're on the mike at a poetry reading.

Just intone his words softly to yourself.

Imagine you have an audience.

And what you achieve is pure sensual bliss.....

Well done, Sourcecode.

notthe worst but I stayed over at this chicks place and when I left the mext morning, whatever coverup paste she used on her dead tooth had worn off

You know how to tell, even if you're drunk, that you probably shouldn't be bringing the chick to your place?

If you have a doorman in your building, or it's hotel where you have to walk past reception, think about whether or not you would feel embarrassed walking past the doorman or concierge with the girl you're trying to bring home. If you would, just next her, not worth it. Even if you don't have a doorman (I don't right now), think about an imaginary doorman looking after you and protecting you from busted lizards.

This is shaping out to be a hall-of-fame thread. Amazing stories so far. I have a couple of solid candidates, and it's a difficult choice. I'll go with this one:

My First Ginger Broad

I've banged a few redheads now, but back when I hadn't, I was really thirsty for that redheaded notch. So, in a moment of weakness, I hit up this fire-red ginger chick online who looked to be like a 6, at best, from her images. But the intensity of her redness left no doubt that it would count as the "bang a redhead" check-mark on my bucket list.

When I met up with her, she looked considerably worse than her pics (as is often the case). She had a crooked, gummy smile and an obnoxious laugh that closely resembled the Revenge of Nerds guy.






To make matters worse, she had a stocky-ass build. And, I don't mean stocky in the petite sense--which might be marginally acceptable. She was probably 5'8", and wide. Not fat, per se, but not skinny either. She claimed to be a "good defender" in soccer and had the corresponding body. But her hair was long, and as red as a crayon. And, from what I could see of her body, she was covered in freckles. Her knees were the size of small honeydew melons and her calves looked like those squirt-soap dispensers in public bathrooms.

(I'd gotten a good look at her legs, since she had literally worn mesh shorts to our first "date.")



Shit, I had nothing better to do, and my game was as sharp as a knife during that period, so I dropped airtight game almost without trying. My stuff was landing, and I had that bitch laughing that hideous laugh for the better part of an hour. It cut through that bar, and I'm sure other people took note of it. I actually cringed and looked around every time she released it. After a round of drinks--and against my better judgment--I talked her back to my apartment using some plausibly deniable excuse.

She accepted.

I prepped us some drinks and picked up where I'd left off. At a certain point--still determined to bang--I went in for the make out. Even though her body was soft all around, my boner didn't seem to mind all that much--intrigued by the novelty colors I was encountering as I made my way around her dumpy body. When I went to pry off her mesh shorts, she stopped me and said, in her low, manly voice:

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Redhead: Umm. I don't really have sex unless I'm dating someone.

That brought me to my senses for quick second, and I started second-guessing whether I should be banging this chick. I'd recently experienced the horrible hangover of messing with a dumpster piece, and wasn't ready to experience it again quite yet. I took my foot off the gas and just started talking to her normally, deliberating in my head whether I should even re-engage. While my head was doing that, my mouth said:

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Tuthmosis: Yeah, I'm not really a sex-on-the-first-date guy either.

She felt the inadvertent freeze-out. I mean, I'd done this move on purpose countless times before, but never by accident. And, after a little more talking, she re-engaged herself. She went in for a kiss, and immediately started rubbing my dick. When I made some half-ass work toward her tits, she took her shirt clean off.

Despite the fact that her body was a fucking refrigerator--with a flat ass to boot--taking off her shirt revealed a glowing set of perfect tits. They pointed straight to the lord, the nipples were the right dimensions, and they were the color of fresh cream. They made about as much sense on that girl as running into the Palace of Versailles in the Bronx.

The shorts came off and I got a glimpse of her fire crotch. At that point, there was no turning back. I went in. The actual bang cycled from marginally enjoyable to totally hideous. The flawless tits were a joy, but certain angles made it look like I was banging Bill Burr with a pussy.

   

The chick hit me up several times after that assuming, I think, that we would start "dating." I actually succumbed and banged her out one more time, but I felt horrible at how low I'd stooped for a simple cross-out on my bucket list.

Bang a real redhead

RVF are a bunch of remorseless (except Sourcecode, he seems to still be traumatized) poon hounds with hearts of gold. Sleeping with retards then walking them home.... fuck me Im still laughing at that one.

This thread gave me PTSD

Since everyone is being so forthcoming, I guess I should bring out another skeleton.

A few years ago I was living in Brooklyn and Hurricane Irene was about to hit. At the time everyone thought it would be a big deal. Couples in stores stocking up on provisions, how romantic so I called up this SIF I went on a first date with a few days before and asked her to come over and ride out the storm with me. Guaranteed lay.

She comes over, were making out in the bedroom, clothes are off, she's a little heavy but I knew this going in. What I didn't know was as I positioned her doggy style her ass is covered, and I mean fucking covered with red pimples and large, fat white heads that looked like they were about to burst. It was like something out of the X-files.

I was horny though, and the hurricane is howling outside, so I went in raw anyways. After I while I laid her down and did her sideways so I wouldn't have to look at that ass from Mars. As I was doing that, I kinda noticed she did have a nice asshole so I started doing her anal. That was good enough to nut, but of course I caught Molluscum from that little encounter, and still had to hang with her for another 18 hours. What the fuck was I thinking?

I really don't even have a defense..I was actually in a casual relationship with a girl that was a solid 7.5 and I had smashed her hours before I departed on my vacation.
I didn't need the sex...it wasn't a dark time in my life...I wasn't on some no fap test.
I just bit off more than I could chew.

I share this story because I know that multiple members have seen me pull, seen the high quality I've gotten otherwise. and knows I would never go after a troll on purpose.
anyone that is a true player can attest to banging a monster at some point in life...if they haven't..they are lying

Been trying to forget this one for years but I guess since Source is even sharing ill tell a good one.

It was summer after graduation from High School and every Monday night we used to go and stay my friends house and invite some girls over. Every week mostly the same girls would come over and stay at their fat friends house down the street and bring her along to the party. Anyways one week it was the same crew over and were all out on the deck chatting about the girls while their inside telling their parents where there at for the night. So somehow it comes up between us that we should try and tag team a girl tonight as a friendship thing since most of us would be moving in the fall and it would be kind of a funny story for years later. As were talking about which of the girls would likely do it someone says "How funny would it be if you guys tag teamed fatty". So we kind of joke about it for a bit until one of the guys says "I'd actually pay you guys to do it but I know you won't".

"Alright" says one of the guys "I'm down if your down"

Another friend jumps in "I guess it would be funny"

I decided to join in as it would be fucking hilarious

So later on in the night as it's winding down fatty walks into the downstairs bedroom with one of the girls and says shes staying there for the night. So I go down and tell her she can't stay there as someone else already called that bed for the night and she has to share it with them. She said that's no problem and her and the other girl stay in bed talking. I run upstairs and get the guys and tell them to come down and everyone goes and jumps in bed with the girls. Fatty and the friend are fine with it and we are all loaded talking in bed. Eventually the friend gets tired and says the bed is too packed and decides to sleep on the couch.

At this point we start to realize just how large fatty is because shes taking up most of the bed and we can't fit all of us in it. While were laying there chatting she just lays in bed quiet and pretends to fall asleep. Me and one of the guys start rubbing her tits and the third guy starts rubbing her leg while were talking.

Everyone is looking at each other thinking how fucked up this is, but we got this far so kept going anyway. All of a sudden out of nowhere fatty yells "SOMEONE PUT A DICK IN ME"

Everybody breaks out laughing and can't believe she just said that. After we get ourselves together one of the guys starts fingering fatty as were both grabbing her tits while she's jerking us off. Eventually we switch and my other friend starts fingering her while were playing with her tits.

After a while one of the guys says "Fuck, her pussy looks like a big juicy Sirlion Steak" and he almost pukes and says he can't do this and leaves. So me and the other friend flip her over and I try and fuck her but her pussy is so fat none of us want to put our dick in.

Eventually my buddy goes for it and I'm getting head while he's fucking her from the back. She gives pretty good head. I back out after a while because I just couldn't keep it up while looking at her fat bounce against me. My buddy stays to keep fucking her because we said at least someone has to bust on her.

Later on that night my buddy comes out of the room and we all can't contain our laughter. He says he finished inside of her with no condom.

The next morning we find out she was a virgin. Lost it in a tag team lol

I haven't eaten Steak since, and every time someone orders one I think of that gross pussy on her

Friends did not pay up

This thread is art. Pure art.

My first foray into online dating was Jdate a few years ago. Got number of a cute looking brunette who happened to be not Jewish at all, but her friends all told her to sign up for Jdate for some reason.

Met at a bar downtown and looked aiight. Thin, wore a yellow sun dress. No problem.

Had drinks bounced to a couple spots, hotel lounge and around midnight she is saying how she is too drunk to drive home (roughly 1 hour outside of the city). She says she wants to get a hotel downtown and if I want to split it with her. I'm thinking to myself wowww the hamster is strong with this chick.

She is texting one of her GFs and she says her friends are urging her not to do it, that she can drive home, don't have a one night stand etc etc. I pull her in for a selfie of us and she smiles and gets real close to me. She sends the pic of us to her friends and they settle down a little bit seeing how happy she looks I guess.

We bounce to a high-class hotel in the city and after going up to our room, she puts on a robe and we go to town. Have some LMR but plow through and fuck the shit out of her twice. Lying in bed she tells me how her ex cheated on her and I'll call her back, right?

The next morning in the harsh light of day, I look at the creature next to me and am aghast. The poor nighttime lighting of the evening prior plus copious makeup and good fashion had hidden her true features. Her rib/chest had a triangular shape and her upper body jutted out in an irregular way. Her shoulder were too high and she looked hunch-backed. It reminded me of the witch from the movie Witches



I barely can look at her I am so disgusted. All I can see is that witch from the movie and once we get in the hotel elevator a man and woman are in there with us and we are glowing with the walk of shame vibe. I can feel the guy's judgement of the beast I am standing there with. Once in the bright morning light outside I walk briskly to the train station and let her go on to her car. She hit me up a few times later to hang out and I never called her back.

This got me thinking, I'm still young and can safely say I have never hit below a 7.5 I would say, I also don't have that much of a big notch count since in Portugal you kinda need to lower your standards, most of my bangs were actually in other countries and I'm still in college age, but this got me thinking about kinda average girls in my book that I have rejected, simply for not being sub par when compared to my normal standards which are kinda high, I'd say I'm and 8/8.5 in terms of looks and I don't like seeling myself short, I kinda also see my D as something that they gotta EARN you know? I can't respect a stupid easy chick I have no trouble banging.

So I guess the thing is... is it "worth it"? Going below your standards I mean, I guess you do learn things, but what I mean is if I should do it (not to abysmal levels ofc). It kinda reminds me of that Gio statement "This thread gave me more satisfaction than a 7."

How much should we bother?

Quote: (08-22-2014 07:56 AM)Suits Wrote:  

There was a thread a while back where members were invited to share their most horrifying experiences involving females with poor hygiene.


This thread is more disturbing.

I would "like" it...but I didn't really like it...if you know what I mean.

Quote: (08-23-2014 08:51 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  

This got me thinking, I'm still young and can safely say I have never hit below a 7.5 I would say, I also don't have that much of a big notch count since in Portugal you kinda need to lower your standards, most of my bangs were actually in other countries and I'm still in college age, but this got me thinking about kinda average girls in my book that I have rejected, simply for not being sub par when compared to my normal standards which are kinda high, I'd say I'm and 8/8.5 in terms of looks and I don't like seeling myself short, I kinda also see my D as something that they gotta EARN you know? I can't respect a stupid easy chick I have no trouble banging.

So I guess the thing is... is it "worth it"? Going below your standards I mean, I guess you do learn things, but what I mean is if I should do it (not to abysmal levels ofc). It kinda reminds me of that Gio statement "This thread gave me more satisfaction than a 7."

How much should we bother?

A girl with a 5 face and 9 body can have a HUUUUGE VAGINA. A legit 6 can have a pussy made of gold and honey and be a demon in bed. Because you are hotter she works that much harder to please

This thread is amazing.

I recall trolling the internet dating sites on day, too lazy to bother going out and working on a quality girl but not lazy enough just to fap and be done with it. Lo and behold I land a 30 something fattie who is very willing to drive 30 min to me. Part way through the conversation i decided that I wanted to see what the absolute minimum I'd have to do is so I wrote:

"Come on over, I'll be naked when you get here" and true to my promise when she opened the door I was standing there buck naked in the foyer. She was not attractive and was fat..like "the biggest loser" fat but by that time I was naked already and though that I wanted to see if I could pull off a record online bang turnaround.

She took her shoes off and I stripped her down and banged her right there doggy with her hands on the doormat, busted, handed her a towel and said "well that was fun" ....paused.... while she put her clothes back on and I just stood there in the nude counting the seconds I was losing by letting her rank pussy juice marinade on my dick vs. washing it off and said finished with"....but I've got an important phone call in about 10 min". She says "sooo...I should go?" I said 'yep' and she DID. She even came back for more another time!

So despite banging a giant fattie I have never been able to top opening my door to a stranger, banging her in the foyer and then turning her right back out (I'm talking 10 min tops in my house).

I have gotten my fair share of head from fatties and fairly busted girls. Haven't banged many though.

I was raped by a super ugly filthy slut one time though. She was a girl I had got head from numerous times, as had everyone I knew. She was short fat and ugly and everyone called her moonpie cause her face was round and fat like a moonpie. To her credit tho she fucked or blew every single hot guy I knew.... I guess its slut game.

I got extremely wasted off liquor and could barely move she said she wanted to give me head so she helped me go in the bedroom and lay on the bed, as soon as I laid down the room starts spinning and I can't move. She starts blowing me then hops on top and hikes her skirt and panties to the side and slips my cock in that awful funk she considers her vagina. I am freaking out but I'm so fucking wasted and the room is spinning so fast I literally freeze up and cant move. I start screaming and screaming an a few moments later my friend kicks in the door, throws her off me into a dresser, picks me up and carries me to the couch. Then sleeps on the floor in front of the couch protecting me like a momma bear protects its cubs. An that my friends is the night I was raped... It seems kind of funny now and funny to tell. But if my friend had not been there to save me it really could have been a dark dark experience.