What's the most busted lizard you ever poked?
She had a dragon tattoo. That just made it worse after it was over.
Met this chick off a dating site. As usual, the pic was taken like 10 years ago. When i met her in person it was a land whale. She looked bloated like she was sick or something.
Indeed she was. A myriad of health problems. Anyways after about 2 hours she wanted the D and paid for a room in a hotel herself. My brain was saying no but there was like an invisible force pushing me on. Got into the room and she starts.
My dick just did not want to wake up. this fat laden bitch was sucking away to get me hard. Eventually at half mast she gets a condom on and tries to sit on it but to no avail. This scenario was going on for up to 45 min. The room was littered with condoms.
Eventually i told her that i cant do this and left. The horror, shame I felt. Bitch phones me later and asks "...am I not good enough for you.." hamster alive and well in her deluded head.
Indeed she was. A myriad of health problems. Anyways after about 2 hours she wanted the D and paid for a room in a hotel herself. My brain was saying no but there was like an invisible force pushing me on. Got into the room and she starts.
My dick just did not want to wake up. this fat laden bitch was sucking away to get me hard. Eventually at half mast she gets a condom on and tries to sit on it but to no avail. This scenario was going on for up to 45 min. The room was littered with condoms.
Eventually i told her that i cant do this and left. The horror, shame I felt. Bitch phones me later and asks "...am I not good enough for you.." hamster alive and well in her deluded head.
Well, my first year of college I had a girl accuse me of rape, it wasn't too pretty, but not life-ending.
A few years later I show up a party, and it happened to be hosted at the former roommates house of the girl who accused me of rape. I end up getting super wasted at the house, another girl breaks a TV and I slay a random USC girl on the couch when I sleep over, spurning an ugly girl who also lived at the house. Not the greatest look.
I wake up in the morning and leave, only to recieve a phone call in the afternoon from the police. A macbook had been stolen from the party and I was the suspect.
I ignore all the phone calls until the police finally called me when I was blacked out at a BBQ a few weeks later, I dont know what I told them, but they stopped calling after that.
A few months later, Im at the bars and I run into the ugly girl who lived at the house, who had heard I was a rapist, who I turned down prior and who had been the one to report to the police she suspected me of stealing her laptop. She accuses me of all of this again at the bar, and I somehow turned the conversation around and went home with her.
She was the definition of a 2/10 WNB, but since the odds were so stacked against me it still felt like an achievement to hit it. Saw her once since and pretended I didnt know her. Since everyone in her circle thinks Im a rapist, she cant tell anyone she slept with me, score.
A few years later I show up a party, and it happened to be hosted at the former roommates house of the girl who accused me of rape. I end up getting super wasted at the house, another girl breaks a TV and I slay a random USC girl on the couch when I sleep over, spurning an ugly girl who also lived at the house. Not the greatest look.
I wake up in the morning and leave, only to recieve a phone call in the afternoon from the police. A macbook had been stolen from the party and I was the suspect.
I ignore all the phone calls until the police finally called me when I was blacked out at a BBQ a few weeks later, I dont know what I told them, but they stopped calling after that.
A few months later, Im at the bars and I run into the ugly girl who lived at the house, who had heard I was a rapist, who I turned down prior and who had been the one to report to the police she suspected me of stealing her laptop. She accuses me of all of this again at the bar, and I somehow turned the conversation around and went home with her.
She was the definition of a 2/10 WNB, but since the odds were so stacked against me it still felt like an achievement to hit it. Saw her once since and pretended I didnt know her. Since everyone in her circle thinks Im a rapist, she cant tell anyone she slept with me, score.
I remember my first "thirsty" mistake was when i banged that girl which had no teeth on the right side. Boy, i am telling you. The body was banging. The face was a 5 but she didnt just had any fucking teeth on the right side. So everytime she talked or smiled she looked like a cast zombie from The Walking Dead. Or that one chick ive dated who had soo much earwax! Jesus! Everytime she walked beside me, I saw a goldmine! That shit is gross bro! But she gave head like a vaccum cleaner! She still text me from time to time. I saved her under "Ms. Wax" hahaha
Mine was while in college. Sometimes one of my roommates would leave because his girlfriend would ruin the vibe but it was good because I would usually find a ride. There were a lot times in a row where I had no money for a cab and would try to pick up girls for a ride.
The first time I had to walk home about 6.5 miles but at this point I had been on fire. I had like 4-5 straight times in a row with getting a girl to give me a ride home and stay the night.
This night I wasn't on it. I had no money for a cab, I was drunk and I wasn't walking that long walk again. At last call I see this ugly, fat chick (she atleast had big tits)that was about a 4 that had a crush on me. I told her about my having no ride.
She told me she would give me a ride. So I get in her car and she says the only way she will drop me off at her apartment is if I fuck her. I was not doing that walk again.
I sneak her in my apartment and bang her. I cover up her whole body with a blanket except her titties. I make up some excuse for her to leave at 6am.
My friends in the morning asked if I found a ride. I told them I took a cab. I was too embarrassed to tell them who I fucked.
The first time I had to walk home about 6.5 miles but at this point I had been on fire. I had like 4-5 straight times in a row with getting a girl to give me a ride home and stay the night.
This night I wasn't on it. I had no money for a cab, I was drunk and I wasn't walking that long walk again. At last call I see this ugly, fat chick (she atleast had big tits)that was about a 4 that had a crush on me. I told her about my having no ride.
She told me she would give me a ride. So I get in her car and she says the only way she will drop me off at her apartment is if I fuck her. I was not doing that walk again.
I sneak her in my apartment and bang her. I cover up her whole body with a blanket except her titties. I make up some excuse for her to leave at 6am.
My friends in the morning asked if I found a ride. I told them I took a cab. I was too embarrassed to tell them who I fucked.
Ok I'll admit it. I banged a SIF with a porky face off tinder right after I moved out of my house shared with the ex-wife.
The saving grace (?) was I banged a nice thin 41 year old Bolivian with fake tits the very next day.
The saving grace (?) was I banged a nice thin 41 year old Bolivian with fake tits the very next day.
Hmm this thread has made me curious, at the moment I have a couple of fat girl orbiters.
I got so tired of their texts and messages, one I just stopped replying to and the other I told her I don't see her that way and she text back "thats ok neither do I" yeah right, why have you been hasslin me for 6 months to catch up then? ugh. Not being friends with a fat girl either. Another couple fatties have added me online and 'like' things I post.
It's weird though, they seem to have pride, and think they're on my level, which makes me feel a bit annoyed that just a few years ago, none of these girls would have even spoke to me, now they seem to think they're in my league.
One fatty I met just to smoke weed with, she didn't seem into me when we're together at all, but then started texting me every day which was infuriating, once I got so tired of her texts that I sent her " STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME" but with a text for each word. eventually I had to just ignore her.
from the sounds of things here, I wouldn't have to fuck her... maybe we could go smoke weed and she could suck my dick.. how would you arrange this? haha
I got so tired of their texts and messages, one I just stopped replying to and the other I told her I don't see her that way and she text back "thats ok neither do I" yeah right, why have you been hasslin me for 6 months to catch up then? ugh. Not being friends with a fat girl either. Another couple fatties have added me online and 'like' things I post.
It's weird though, they seem to have pride, and think they're on my level, which makes me feel a bit annoyed that just a few years ago, none of these girls would have even spoke to me, now they seem to think they're in my league.
One fatty I met just to smoke weed with, she didn't seem into me when we're together at all, but then started texting me every day which was infuriating, once I got so tired of her texts that I sent her " STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME" but with a text for each word. eventually I had to just ignore her.
from the sounds of things here, I wouldn't have to fuck her... maybe we could go smoke weed and she could suck my dick.. how would you arrange this? haha
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Quote: (05-20-2015 06:01 AM)Lochte Wrote:
Well, my first year of college I had a girl accuse me of rape, it wasn't too pretty, but not life-ending.
A few years later I show up a party, and it happened to be hosted at the former roommates house of the girl who accused me of rape. I end up getting super wasted at the house, another girl breaks a TV and I slay a random USC girl on the couch when I sleep over, spurning an ugly girl who also lived at the house. Not the greatest look.
I wake up in the morning and leave, only to recieve a phone call in the afternoon from the police. A macbook had been stolen from the party and I was the suspect.
I ignore all the phone calls until the police finally called me when I was blacked out at a BBQ a few weeks later, I dont know what I told them, but they stopped calling after that.
A few months later, Im at the bars and I run into the ugly girl who lived at the house, who had heard I was a rapist, who I turned down prior and who had been the one to report to the police she suspected me of stealing her laptop. She accuses me of all of this again at the bar, and I somehow turned the conversation around and went home with her.
She was the definition of a 2/10 WNB, but since the odds were so stacked against me it still felt like an achievement to hit it. Saw her once since and pretended I didnt know her. Since everyone in her circle thinks Im a rapist, she cant tell anyone she slept with me, score.
This post has me feeling some kinda way. You remind me of malcontents that I had as friends in the military. Well played.
"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
I don't know how some of you guys do it. Hilarious stories, but damn at some of them.
As of this writing, I haven't been with any ugly or obese girls, but the couple times I've been with a girl noticeably below my average my dick goes limp halfway through, even when I'm ramming her from behind.
I've had to concentrate and tell myself just to get it over with.
I feel as if my dick is telling me: "..You owe me one after this!"
As of this writing, I haven't been with any ugly or obese girls, but the couple times I've been with a girl noticeably below my average my dick goes limp halfway through, even when I'm ramming her from behind.
I've had to concentrate and tell myself just to get it over with.
I feel as if my dick is telling me: "..You owe me one after this!"
You know its wrong when you wonder whether you can get or stay hard. But you plow on like a trooper. Charge it to the game and move on.
I fucked a serious slump buster a couple years ago - desperate times call for desperate measures gentlemen.
Pretty face but dumpy as fuck body with oddly small tits for how broad she was. She had nice hair and gave wonderful head, though (as all fat girls do). I hooked up with her on two separate occasions. The worst part is that she has been hitting me up again lately to chill and I'm not 100% closed off to the idea. Never underestimate the power of your dick.
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Pretty face but dumpy as fuck body with oddly small tits for how broad she was. She had nice hair and gave wonderful head, though (as all fat girls do). I hooked up with her on two separate occasions. The worst part is that she has been hitting me up again lately to chill and I'm not 100% closed off to the idea. Never underestimate the power of your dick.
Relevant @ 10:40
The russian..I still don't get it... SIF...but great face at least. She was enormous.
A part of me envies a guy who can get it up for any girl, no matter how busted, without the assistance of alcohol.
Don't debate me.
In Rome I was literally raped by a fat American chick. I was black-out drunk and I remember telling her no. I woke up next to her and used condom. Definitely not the highlight of my life.
I banged this MILF (perhaps not a MILF) Korean off OKCupid. Even before we met she sent me pictures of her pussy and arse and a video of her masterbating. Probably in her early 40s. I thought might as well, easy bang.
I picked her up by car and drove to a local pub. Once entered it dawned on me that we look fucking weird together, so I said fuck this the pub looks boring. We went back to the car, drove 2 minutes to a quiet spot, barely said a word and then started kissing her. She let off a big smile. I told her let's go back seat. We went to the back seat and banged, including anal and cum in mouth. This was within 30 minutes of meeting. After the act I realised there was a jizz stain on the backseat and it being my mum's car presented a problem. I drove her back home, then stopped off at a convenience store to buy some water and soap, and started scrubbing the back seat. This was around midnight and I could barely see much. The next day I realised the stain was still there. Since then we've sold the car, good luck to whoever has it now.![[Image: banana.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/banana.gif)
I picked her up by car and drove to a local pub. Once entered it dawned on me that we look fucking weird together, so I said fuck this the pub looks boring. We went back to the car, drove 2 minutes to a quiet spot, barely said a word and then started kissing her. She let off a big smile. I told her let's go back seat. We went to the back seat and banged, including anal and cum in mouth. This was within 30 minutes of meeting. After the act I realised there was a jizz stain on the backseat and it being my mum's car presented a problem. I drove her back home, then stopped off at a convenience store to buy some water and soap, and started scrubbing the back seat. This was around midnight and I could barely see much. The next day I realised the stain was still there. Since then we've sold the car, good luck to whoever has it now.
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Oh, second entry in the banging busted lizards chronicles
So after a girl accused me of rape, I was pretty uneasy about getting laid again. A female friend of mine felt bad for me, and arranged for me to sleep with her fat friend. I agreed and it felt like I was fucking a waterbed.
Fast forward two years, I find the redpill and bang a ton of girls, and the fat ONS girl hates me deeply, and goes off to do overseas studies.
One night around Halloween, a bisexual girl who I had been "seeing exclusively" invites two of her friends over. We all get really drunk and I find out that one of the girls is the fat little sister of the fat girl of years before.
As we drink more, the bisexual girl and her "straight" friend start getting frisky, I fool around some with them before leaving with fat little sister to grab more alcohol. I make out with the fat sister at the grocery store.
When we got back I tell fat sister to wait outside while I tried to work my way into a 3 some. The "straight" friend had sobered up too much and had her boyfrienf come pick her up. No flag.
I then instructed fat sister to make out with bisexual girl. I waited 5 minutes and fucked them both.
Best part is in the mornimg bisexual girl is jealous and upset, and says she didnt want fat sister to have been involved. I lie my ass off and told her I thought thats what she wanted, and that I only hooked up with fat sister to "take one for the team" but that I never penetrated her (bisexual girl had blacked out and didnt remember). Bisexual girl and I had a horrible falling out a month later.
I banged fat sister twice more for good measure. Her and bisexual girl are now roommates. Fat sister doesnt know I banged her older sister, and my ex doesnt know about any of it lolol
Sisters were both 4/10
So after a girl accused me of rape, I was pretty uneasy about getting laid again. A female friend of mine felt bad for me, and arranged for me to sleep with her fat friend. I agreed and it felt like I was fucking a waterbed.
Fast forward two years, I find the redpill and bang a ton of girls, and the fat ONS girl hates me deeply, and goes off to do overseas studies.
One night around Halloween, a bisexual girl who I had been "seeing exclusively" invites two of her friends over. We all get really drunk and I find out that one of the girls is the fat little sister of the fat girl of years before.
As we drink more, the bisexual girl and her "straight" friend start getting frisky, I fool around some with them before leaving with fat little sister to grab more alcohol. I make out with the fat sister at the grocery store.
When we got back I tell fat sister to wait outside while I tried to work my way into a 3 some. The "straight" friend had sobered up too much and had her boyfrienf come pick her up. No flag.
I then instructed fat sister to make out with bisexual girl. I waited 5 minutes and fucked them both.
Best part is in the mornimg bisexual girl is jealous and upset, and says she didnt want fat sister to have been involved. I lie my ass off and told her I thought thats what she wanted, and that I only hooked up with fat sister to "take one for the team" but that I never penetrated her (bisexual girl had blacked out and didnt remember). Bisexual girl and I had a horrible falling out a month later.
I banged fat sister twice more for good measure. Her and bisexual girl are now roommates. Fat sister doesnt know I banged her older sister, and my ex doesnt know about any of it lolol
Sisters were both 4/10
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^^^ Lochte, you're a frigging animal!
'Logic Over Emotion Since 2013'
Quote: (05-20-2015 02:50 PM)Lochte Wrote:
Oh, second entry in the banging busted lizards chronicles
So after a girl accused me of rape, I was pretty uneasy about getting laid again. A female friend of mine felt bad for me, and arranged for me to sleep with her fat friend. I agreed and it felt like I was fucking a waterbed.
Fast forward two years, I find the redpill and bang a ton of girls, and the fat ONS girl hates me deeply, and goes off to do overseas studies.
One night around Halloween, a bisexual girl who I had been "seeing exclusively" invites two of her friends over. We all get really drunk and I find out that one of the girls is the fat little sister of the fat girl of years before.
As we drink more, the bisexual girl and her "straight" friend start getting frisky, I fool around some with them before leaving with fat little sister to grab more alcohol. I make out with the fat sister at the grocery store.
When we got back I tell fat sister to wait outside while I tried to work my way into a 3 some. The "straight" friend had sobered up too much and had her boyfrienf come pick her up. No flag.
I then instructed fat sister to make out with bisexual girl. I waited 5 minutes and fucked them both.
Best part is in the mornimg bisexual girl is jealous and upset, and says she didnt want fat sister to have been involved. I lie my ass off and told her I thought thats what she wanted, and that I only hooked up with fat sister to "take one for the team" but that I never penetrated her (bisexual girl had blacked out and didnt remember). Bisexual girl and I had a horrible falling out a month later.
I banged fat sister twice more for good measure. Her and bisexual girl are now roommates. Fat sister doesnt know I banged her older sister, and my ex doesnt know about any of it lolol
Sisters were both 4/10
Yep. That clinches it. You are a savage!
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"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
Where to begin...Honestly I try to block out these kinds of memories.
There was this fat German chick I met on POF awhile ago. I'm not going to lie, her pics did show she was a SIF, but I just underestimated the degree of SIFness. The only saving grace was that she had huge tits and thick blonde hair. it was very obvious she was into being german and everything (her parents owned a deli) and asked if I was or of I spoke any german. I lied and said yes, and even talked dirty to her in german, all the while just using google translate.
So she comes over, gets out of her car and is way fucking bigger than I expected. I was dissapointed. But since nobody else was around, and after a few drinks I just didn't give a shit anymore and we fucked on the couch. I could only get hard if she was facing the other way, even though the view wasn't much better from there. She did suck a mean dick, though.
She stuck around for what seemed like a god damned eternity and kept pulling my dick out and giving me head. Once I tired of that, I told her to leave and she did. On the way out she spotted on of my moms religious books and said
"Wait are you Jewish?"
She texted me a few weeks later saying she had gotten HPV.
There was this fat German chick I met on POF awhile ago. I'm not going to lie, her pics did show she was a SIF, but I just underestimated the degree of SIFness. The only saving grace was that she had huge tits and thick blonde hair. it was very obvious she was into being german and everything (her parents owned a deli) and asked if I was or of I spoke any german. I lied and said yes, and even talked dirty to her in german, all the while just using google translate.
So she comes over, gets out of her car and is way fucking bigger than I expected. I was dissapointed. But since nobody else was around, and after a few drinks I just didn't give a shit anymore and we fucked on the couch. I could only get hard if she was facing the other way, even though the view wasn't much better from there. She did suck a mean dick, though.
She stuck around for what seemed like a god damned eternity and kept pulling my dick out and giving me head. Once I tired of that, I told her to leave and she did. On the way out she spotted on of my moms religious books and said
"Wait are you Jewish?"
She texted me a few weeks later saying she had gotten HPV.
"Does PUA say that I just need to get to f-close base first here and some weird chemicals will be released in her brain to make her a better person?"
-Wonitis
3 months ago: 35 y.o. SIF, double single mom, around 160 cm / 80 kg, working at 7-eleven.
This girl has 2 kids from 2 foreign boyfriends who are from 2 different parts of the world. Kind of an international pussy. She didn't want me to use a condom, but I just had to. I normally slip in raw, but not with this one.
We met on Tinder for "drinks" near Sukhumvit 7, known place to be a shithole, and after 30 minutes, we bounced to a fuck-motel near the place. I did the job very quick, and bounced.
I have no idea why I fucked her, and no idea why I got hard.
This girl has 2 kids from 2 foreign boyfriends who are from 2 different parts of the world. Kind of an international pussy. She didn't want me to use a condom, but I just had to. I normally slip in raw, but not with this one.
We met on Tinder for "drinks" near Sukhumvit 7, known place to be a shithole, and after 30 minutes, we bounced to a fuck-motel near the place. I did the job very quick, and bounced.
I have no idea why I fucked her, and no idea why I got hard.
This bang was post red-pill. She was a heavy, tall, feminist chick. Wholly unappealing, but for some reason I had to get the notch. Some of those girls have the eyes to indicate they crave dark pleasures. Met her at a mutual friend's low-key "hang out and drink" type event and got the number - I think I could have closed that night but there were too many witnesses.
Text her and set up the date, drinks near her place. I step outside (10 minutes after she was supposed to arrive) to smoke a cigarette and see her arriving with some dude she "asked for directions."
I make quick conversation with him, finish the cigarette, and lead her inside. Again, aesthetically this girl was a 5 at best (septum ring, visible tattoos, 6'0, 180 lb, face was worse than the body, unoriginal style) but she had this energy that excited me in the bathing suit area. Can't explain it...... something in the eyes?
Unbearable personality, flirted with the bartender, used the phrase cis-gender (on a date?). OK OK, I'm just here for the fireworks now lady.
Blah blah blah, I get the bang.
Cliffs:
Always wore leggings, slip em off to see full bush (into it) and legs that have not been shaved recently (feminism).
Full Roast Beef.
Clit Ring.
Stank odor.
Rolls.
Bingo Wings that she had hidden with those damn flow-y tops they wear.
Honestly, pretty above average sex though. She was an enthusiastic lover who had clearly practiced her sex face in the mirror which I appreciated.
Realized how ashamed I was when I heard a noise in her apartment (she lived in some flop house hell hole with several room mates none of whom were allegedly home).
"what the fuck was that?"
"probably my roommates."
"I thought they weren't here"
"It's probably just my roommate and her boyfriend"
Realizing another man might see me with this woman I immediately assemble my effects and bolt. Sensing what was happening she starts to deploy "why are you being like this" type statements (in her defense this attempt to flee judgement was thinly-veiled).
She hit me up later, and here's the fucked up part I hit again and left under almost identical circumstances.
Raw both times. Wahhh wahhh.
Text her and set up the date, drinks near her place. I step outside (10 minutes after she was supposed to arrive) to smoke a cigarette and see her arriving with some dude she "asked for directions."
I make quick conversation with him, finish the cigarette, and lead her inside. Again, aesthetically this girl was a 5 at best (septum ring, visible tattoos, 6'0, 180 lb, face was worse than the body, unoriginal style) but she had this energy that excited me in the bathing suit area. Can't explain it...... something in the eyes?
Unbearable personality, flirted with the bartender, used the phrase cis-gender (on a date?). OK OK, I'm just here for the fireworks now lady.
Blah blah blah, I get the bang.
Cliffs:
Always wore leggings, slip em off to see full bush (into it) and legs that have not been shaved recently (feminism).
Full Roast Beef.
Clit Ring.
Stank odor.
Rolls.
Bingo Wings that she had hidden with those damn flow-y tops they wear.
Honestly, pretty above average sex though. She was an enthusiastic lover who had clearly practiced her sex face in the mirror which I appreciated.
Realized how ashamed I was when I heard a noise in her apartment (she lived in some flop house hell hole with several room mates none of whom were allegedly home).
"what the fuck was that?"
"probably my roommates."
"I thought they weren't here"
"It's probably just my roommate and her boyfriend"
Realizing another man might see me with this woman I immediately assemble my effects and bolt. Sensing what was happening she starts to deploy "why are you being like this" type statements (in her defense this attempt to flee judgement was thinly-veiled).
She hit me up later, and here's the fucked up part I hit again and left under almost identical circumstances.
Raw both times. Wahhh wahhh.
Irish bird 8 years ago at the age of 20. I nearly dry heave to this day thinking about it. She was a chubby, hairy, shrek looking mother fucker.
It was a one nighter and one of the few times I was blind [But not blind enough] drunk. I knew she was bad from the very second I hopped in the taxi. I realised just how back when I got back to her house. I couldn't pull the trigger and back out. I ended up going for about 2 minutes before I finally got the balls to make up a lie and go to sleep.
The worst part of the story was that I'd lost my bank card and had just enough cash for the bus [Which didn't start running again until 6am]. I had to lie next to this ogre for 5 hours before I left. They might just be the worst 5 hours of my life. I mentally bashed myself to the point of metaphorical death.
To this day that busted chick might have been the best fuck I've had. Not because she was visual vomit but because that one moment changed my thirst levels in an instant. Essentially from then on out I refused to reward any low standard, overweight girl with sex. I no longer play any part in boosting their ego's and I've never since had a night of self loathing by stooping to a pathetic level for sex.
It was a one nighter and one of the few times I was blind [But not blind enough] drunk. I knew she was bad from the very second I hopped in the taxi. I realised just how back when I got back to her house. I couldn't pull the trigger and back out. I ended up going for about 2 minutes before I finally got the balls to make up a lie and go to sleep.
The worst part of the story was that I'd lost my bank card and had just enough cash for the bus [Which didn't start running again until 6am]. I had to lie next to this ogre for 5 hours before I left. They might just be the worst 5 hours of my life. I mentally bashed myself to the point of metaphorical death.
To this day that busted chick might have been the best fuck I've had. Not because she was visual vomit but because that one moment changed my thirst levels in an instant. Essentially from then on out I refused to reward any low standard, overweight girl with sex. I no longer play any part in boosting their ego's and I've never since had a night of self loathing by stooping to a pathetic level for sex.
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