Quote: (04-13-2016 11:19 PM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:
Nipple hair. Instant boner death.
HAHAA! I thought I was the only one. Any hair on a woman aside from her head and pussy is an instant turn off for me, I don't know why- I think some guys like body hair or even seek it out in a woman, but to each his own.
This isn't a bad experience, specifically, but I had an unpleasant encounter the first time I was with my previous gf. We were in my bedroom, etc etc and when I pulled off her shirt and bra I saw... repairs. Kind of like the crappy body work you might find on an old Pontiac, where the quarter panels don't really match the doors or hood, everything is a different color, and the joints between components have wildly uneven gaps. She had been to a doctor for a breast reduction not long before I met her and he fucked it up. Apparently they remove the nipples and much of the skin of a breast when they reduce it, and then put everything back. He must have put the wrong skin back in the wrong place and reduced the breasts unevenly, because when she healed her tits looked like a lumpy quilt. We broke up after a few weeks and I'm a little ashamed to say the breasts were part of the reason (they also were frequently sore, in addition to looking like something you might find on a recovering burn victim, and therefore of no use to me).
The worst that happened to me: I was having anal sex with a girl who requested it frequently because she said it gave her a different kind of orgasm from regular sex. I'm not a huge fan (the only other time I tried anal the girl was way too tight and all the lube and shifting positions and complaints ruined it) but she liked it, wasn't difficult to enter, and was very clean. I also happened to be filming this one particular encounter on my iPhone.
Anyway, I'm pumping away and trying to get the most out of my performers like a budding Martin Scorsese, when suddenly she grunts and starts to come. I'm proudly thinking that she is in the throes of passion due to my amazing skills, when I notice on the iPhone screen a stream of shit spraying across a guy's dick: my dick. She came and essentially emptied her bowels on me.
I still have it, but I think I watched the video once, and never a second time.