[NP2017]

Three occasions in Asia:

1. I met a cute Ugandan Girl on Tinder, went on two dates before I bought her back to mine for the inevitable. As we got hot and heavy, she is sweating profusely to the point I have to put a towel on the bed. The sweat smell is horrific to me, like a man with a really bad diet, I just about managed to finish in doggy but it took a big effort. That was the end of that.

2. Went on three dates with a beautiful half thai/half chinese girl. An 8 I would say, and tall. I was introduced to her via a friend and she worked in the same industry. I hadn't kissed her before getting her back to mine on the 3rd date. Her breath smelled like Bin Juice. Clearly she had some kind of stomach bug to make it like this. Her Pussy also stank to high heaven and produced juice like Niagra Falls. Such a shame cos I may have continued with that one, but I couldn't tolerate it.

3. A reason I couldn't tolerate it is because I'd previously had a Chinese girlfriend before whose breath got progressively worse and I used to avoid kissing her. Bin juice again. I tried to get her to stop eating so much chilli, because obviously that doesn't help. I ended up teasing her all the time to get her to do something about it, saying if she was a cartoon character, her tagline would be 'breath of a thousand monkey bums'. Harsh but fair lol

[The British Bulldog]

This thread actually made me feel happier about being a virign

[SeaFM]

lol man what is it with asian girls and death breath?

Must be all the weird shit they eat.

[Waqqle]

There were two that really stood out.

1. An ethnically Chinese (I think - she told me what she was but my Spanish was not great) girl from Colombia. She was into Buddhism, new age stuff, and being all-natural and organic. To that end, she did not use shampoo, makeup, or, apparently, toothpaste as her oral hygiene was atrocious and I avoided kissing her. She also believed that foreplay only with no sex was a better alternative to actual sex which I found to be unacceptable as well. Needless to say, I stopped seeing her. It was annoying because, like a lot of bad hygiene situations, she had a good body and she could have been pretty and attractive if she had just looked after her hygiene.

2. A girl in an Asian country I won't name who did not shave...anything. I don't just mean pubic hair. I mean leg hair, armpit hair, and nipple hair. I could not see it until her clothes came off because it was winter and she was all covered up but there was no hiding it when the clothes came off. Not ok.

[El_Cartiero]

This thread is golden. Laughed way too hard, nearly waking the neighbours.

Thankfully I’ve never experienced anything close to that disgusting, Closest I’ve come to
losing wood was due to a strong smelling pussy. I think she had BV, cos my paranoid self went and got tested but it came back negative.

All I remember was turning her over to beat in doggy and my nose instantly started twitching like a meerkat’s.

Boner went on a sabbatical followed by me waffling about why I didn’t want to have sex anymore. Arousal levels plummeted quicker than bitcoin.

I broke it to her as politely as I could and to be fair to her, she took it in good spirit and addressed it.

[Thot Leader]

Thankfully I've never had anything like this come up. Once when I was very young I noticed a mild skidmark in the thong of my gf. Not a dealbreaker by any means. This is not hygiene related but one of the most beautiful women I've been with had an absolute roast beef holocaust in her panties. I mean, her labia weren't recognizably human. Given she'd had a nose job I was surprised she didn't opt for labioplasty.

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

I like how most of the stories on this thread seem to be Asian chicks.

Had this Chinese girl over a few months ago (this was our third time hanging out and had banged on the previous date), she was wearing an ankle-length dress made of some thick, velvet-type material. We're sitting on my couch talking and she grabs the bottom of her dress and shakes it a few times, like someone waving a flag in their hands...I didn't really think anything of it, thought maybe it was just uncomfortable for how she was sitting, until 15 seconds later one of the vilest farts I've ever smelled in my life fills the room. Bitch ripped one and I think her dress material was so heavy that it trapped it in so she just released it. Unreal. Still banged, but didn't see her again after the next morning.

In fairness my dog was in the room too and MIGHT have been the culprit....but I'm pretty sure he wasn't, he rarely farts but when he does it's a distinct smell, this was a human fart.

Second the threads about body hair too. This Thai girl I know, middle class Chinese-Thai chick, no body hair except for a neatly trimmed bush...and, the first time I hung out with her, a single nipple hair. That lasted until I grabbed it in my teeth and yanked during foreplay.

[ManOfTheTimes]

(12-02-2018 08:51 PM)El_Cartiero Wrote:  

This thread is golden. Laughed way too hard, nearly waking the neighbours.

Thankfully I’ve never experienced anything close to that disgusting, Closest I’ve come to
losing wood was due to a strong smelling pussy. I think she had BV, cos my paranoid self went and got tested but it came back negative.

All I remember was turning her over to beat in doggy and my nose instantly started twitching like a meerkat’s.

Boner went on a sabbatical followed by me waffling about why I didn’t want to have sex anymore. Arousal levels plummeted quicker than bitcoin.

I broke it to her as politely as I could and to be fair to her, she took it in good spirit and addressed it.

Most high notch count chicks are going to have varying levels of BV if not treated. Sucks that I know that by the way. How did your girly address the issue? I understand that taking antibiotics helps the problem but eventually the body adapts to the medicine and the BV issue returns.