[DamienCasanova]

It may be something totally different, but I once knew a woman biblically with similar symptoms who had an anal fissure

And it wasn't even from anal sex, it was just from rough bowel movements or not eating enough fiber and drinking enough water or something. Basically the inside wall of her anus tore, and a small pathway between anus and vagina was created from the fluids that were leaking out. She noticed it when she was getting weird or smelly discharge out of her vagina and thought it was an STD or something and went to the doctor. She had to undergo several surgeries inside of her anus to close it and stitch a flap of skin over it, and endure all kinds of other horrible shit afterwards. It was one of the worst things I could imagine having to go through.

[Mercenary]

(10-13-2015 11:05 AM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

It may be something totally different, but I once knew a woman biblically with similar symptoms who had an anal fissure

And it wasn't even from anal sex, it was just from rough bowel movements or not eating enough fiber and drinking enough water or something.

She had one those awful "modern female" diets (despite being in good shape) and probably loads of anal sex in her past, so your theory is probably correct.

I would have been more sympathetic to her condition if she didn't act the selfish way she did with zero shame.
But, there was still was no way my dick was ever going near her again.

[DrCotard]

In my case, I only have had smelly pussy and bad breath issues. Reading this post I remembered that stench

[atlant]

Once went out with a model tier Indian girl. She legit looked like one of those Bollywood actresses. Dressed very well, elaborate haircut, nice but not overdone makeup, she knew how to put herself together. Went to her place after the second date. We start making out. Clothes come off. I find out she is able to grow hair in places where I previously wasn't aware that hair could grow. Thick, black hair everywhere. Her pits, her stomach, her legs. I soldiered on (in her dark bedroom) because I was super young and would bang just about anything. Fled when she suggested a second round though.

What gets me is that a) this wasn't even in India or some 3rd world country but in Hong Kong where she very likely dated other Western men before, had white girl friends, went to the beach etc. How do you still not have a clue about body hair standards in that environment? Especially given that b) she, as described, put a lot of care in her appearance otherwise.

She also was an awful kisser and would move her tongue strictly in a circular motion in my mouth no matter what I did. Probably the weirdest girl I have ever dated.

[WalterBlack]

^^^
She's a special case, many Indian women tend to be quite anal about removing body hair, even threading their forearms as well as their eyebrows.

She's more a grooming issue than a hygiene issue. I've banged numerous Indian women (I'm Indian myself) and I've never come across any with hairy underarms.

I remember one time making out with an Indian girl in UK, when I put my hand in the back of her panties I felt hair on her arse - instant turn off! I never went any further than that so I never saw her underarms.

[DamienCasanova]

That reminds me of this Filipina girl I banged a few months ago, I met her on POF and she looked pretty and slim in all her pics. So we finally set up a meeting to hang out, and I went to her place. She came out to greet me and my eyes immediately went to her forearm where she had this HUGE HAIRY fucking mole on her right arm. This thing looked like a 3rd nipple on her arm, it must have been like 2 inches wide, and hairier than a Turkish bath house.




While this scene played in my head

Obviously she was very good at selecting camera angles and pics to hide this fact, and her deceptive nature was immediately revealed. Then she was like, "OK now let's go out!" I was immediately repulsed to say the least and embarrassed to be seen in public with her, so I was like well let's go inside and talk a bit first and get to know each other. She was a classic submissive and cute Filipina other than that monstrosity of a moley mole forearm, and put up almost no resistance when I kissed her. Then I picked all 95 lbs of her up and put her on my lap to escalate, and within like 30 mins of meeting I was plowing her on the bed. Very careful the whole time not to be touched by her arm... After that I ransacked her kitchen and made something to eat, then plowed her one more time and left.

[Virtus]

Not my story. My stories are kinda like yours. Smelly Bo discharge etc.. But this story wins this

[Schlep]

I liked the story of the guy who went down on the girl and came back up with toilet paper in his mouth. Lol....awesome

[High Hanging Fruit]

Wow, some pretty disgusting stories ITT. This should be required reading for all pussy-pedestalizing beta orbiters.

My worst one was probably a one night stand. I met a girl at a bar, and after a couple of hours, going home with her was pretty much a dead cert.

About an hour into the pick-up, I started getting extremely strong “crazy” vibes, but she was hot and I was horny so I kept plowing on anyway.

Red flag 1: she was there alone.

Red flag 2: there was a paddling pool there as it was a “summer party”. However, it was 2am and quite cold by then. Despite this, she was literally OBSESSED with the idea of getting in, and couldn’t talk about anything else for about half an hour. She eventually got in with all of her clothes on and flailed around for a while before getting back out, freezing cold and soaking wet.

Red flag 3: she wanted to dance, but then proceeded to stand on the dance floor swaying very slowly to the music (she wasn’t drunk), staring straight ahead like she was in a trance and occasionally singing one word. She looked like a possessed woman out of the Grudge or something.

Red flag 4: on the walk home, she proudly told me how she was in council housing and unemployed because of her mental issues.

By this point, I knew for sure that she was completely nuts, but I was in for more surprises.

Her flat was, of course, in a terrible area. But when I got inside, there was clutter everywhere. You couldn’t see the floor in some areas. It was almost like an “extreme hoarders” house. On top of that, the whole house completely STANK of damp and mold. We went to her bedroom, which smelt even worse; the mold, plus disgusting unwashed laundry. Of course, the bedsheets were strewn everywhere and smelt like a dead person had been buried in them. There was also a huge and incredibly mangy teddy bear on the bed.

Needless to say, her personal hygiene was similarly bad. She had a huge tangle of unkempt pubic hair, and I’ll never forget the overbearing smell of sour milk emanating from the area. I still fucked her (with a condom on) and passed out. I don’t think she moved a muscle during the entire act of sex.

I woke up a short while later to her stroking me. Despite the smell instantly hitting me and reminding me of the nightmare situation I was in, I decided to go for it. She told me that she had an implant, so I didn’t need to use a condom. I still can’t believe it, but I actually raw dogged her. I figured that I was far away from my home town and she didn’t know my full name or contact information. I’m lucky to have gotten away with that.

I finished quickly and got the hell out of there.

I’m still disgusted thinking about the whole thing, and a wave of nausea has been passing over me as I typed this.

[Vdawg]

amazing stories above. Mine are uber tame comparitively;

1. Aussie chick whilst on a Croatia cruise, great body. Had her down to her g-banger in my cabin room, she was LMRing or whatever so moved to spooning her in my bed. Smelt shit emanating from between what I had up until then thought were perfectly formed buttocks. I stopped persisting after that and luckily she extracted herself from my bed over the next few minutes without me needing to do anything else. Never been happier to have kept that bit of ass floss between a girl's goods and my sheets.

2. Had a girl whose pussy didn't smell and had a squeaky clean ass, but had two longish hairs sprouting off her left areola. Only noticed after getting it on with her a few times. Took some willpower not to pluck them out then and there. Massively turned off. Ended that one pretty soon after my discovery. Been unsure if I was being weak for that but I guess I wasn't overly attracted to her In the first place.

[DMario]

Was fucking a girl in the park, when I was overcame by the smell of shit. I called her out on it.

Turns out I had stepped in dog shit, and fucked her while I still had my shoes on haha.

[BigTony]

I was fingering a girl one time and as I was stabbing her with my fingers, I happened to look and see this cakey brown slime on them. I immediately asked her What the heck is this?. She tells me that she just got off of her period. Thank goodness I didn't put my mouth on that. Nasty poon.

[Mercenary]

Pretty tame in comparison to my previous posts here, but another girl I was with had 2 single long black hairs growing out next to her nipple. She had some on both breasts.
I'm talking like almost 2 inches (5cm) long.

I was grossed out, and it deflated my boner pretty damn quick.

[captndonk]

It seems I am a lucky guy. Worts thing I have encountered were ugly breasts with enlarged areola.

[Windom Earle]

(01-16-2016 09:06 AM)captndonk Wrote:  

It seems I am a lucky guy. Worts thing I have encountered were ugly breasts with enlarged areola.

Warts are bad dude, very bad.

And if you haven't encountered a chick with sub-par hygiene, which could just come down to the way her vag smells (regardless of hygiene), then you haven't fucked enough chicks.

[Mercenary]

(01-16-2016 09:12 AM)Windom Earle Wrote:  

(01-16-2016 09:06 AM)captndonk Wrote:  

It seems I am a lucky guy. Worts thing I have encountered were ugly breasts with enlarged areola.

Warts are bad dude, very bad.

And if you haven't encountered a chick with sub-par hygiene, which could just come down to the way her vag smells (regardless of hygiene), then you haven't fucked enough chicks.

I think he meant to write
"Worst" thing I have encountered were ugly breasts with enlarged areola.


On a separate note....I find large areolas quite sexy.
Not sure what the issue is with that...but we all have our niche likes and dislikes.

[Mr Saxon]

Once banged this chick a couple of times before figuring out she was leaving a little present behind on the sheets. Fucking worms.

[Dr. Howard]

(01-16-2016 09:25 AM)Mr Saxon Wrote:  

Once banged this chick a couple of times before figuring out she was leaving a little present behind on the sheets. Fucking worms.

Like parasitic worms from her ass? My skin it itching just reading that.

[Windom Earle]

(01-16-2016 09:25 AM)Mr Saxon Wrote:  

Once banged this chick a couple of times before figuring out she was leaving a little present behind on the sheets. Fucking worms.

[Cattle Rustler]

It's his first post.....I'm quite sure he's trolling.

[Mr Saxon]

(01-16-2016 05:39 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

Like parasitic worms from her ass? My skin it itching just reading that.

Yep. Threadworms/Pinworms. Tiny little bastards that apparently people can be egg carriers of without even realising it. Easily cured by pills but not fun while waiting for them to kill the buggers.

[Filbert]

(10-13-2015 10:52 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(10-12-2015 01:39 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  

She probably had a hole or tear in her vaginal lining where anal fluids were leaking into it, prob from getting pounded too much.

Are you saying she had a tear somewhere inside her vagina or cervix and the substance was moving inside her body ? Cause this brown gel definitely wasn't coming from outside her ass, otherwise my condoms wouldn't have been covered in the stuff. I didn't do anal with her - ever.

It's probably a tearing from a child-birth. A 3-rd or 4-th degree tearing can result in vaginus, where a fetus rips both the vag and anus. As a result, a woman has both urine and fecal leaking.

[johnbozzz]

Back in college I went back to the apartment of a cute brunette classmate and went into her bedroom and once we were on the bed I discovered large brownish stains on the sheets. Likely period blood which never came out and she was too cheap to toss the sheets.

[Rico Ramon]

This fwb who lived in a different city, very hot girl who loved sex but her pussy smelled of sour milk when we fucked, had to hold my breath at times, she mentioned that her PH balance may be off, but she smelled the same after various bangs months apart. Felt like giving her a vinegar bath, but instead just stopped fucking her.

[Suits]

(01-21-2016 09:10 PM)johnbozzz Wrote:  

Back in college I went back to the apartment of a cute brunette classmate and went into her bedroom and once we were on the bed I discovered large brownish stains on the sheets. Likely period blood which never came out and she was too cheap to toss the sheets.

That sounds like my sheets.