Quote: (03-02-2016 07:26 PM)Suits Wrote:
One of the biggest reasons why I will probably never have children is the current "needs of the child" methodology used to aware primary custody to the mother in virtually all cases (unless mom is a major screw up).
If it was guaran-fucking-teed that I would have custody of my children in the case of a divorce, I'd be totally on-board with marriage. But as it stands currently, mom will have a hand of aces to my 2's and 3's.
With residential custody of the children and free money for her trouble, even the most rational seeming woman is only a few mood swings away from ruining a man's life.
I hear what you are saying, but the reality of women is... they are all "major screw ups". Therein lies the rub Shakespeare. The key is proving it to a court of law so you, as a competent father, win custody. I have communicated and compared notes with many fathers involved in custody disputes since my own case took place and we have nailed down a pattern for victory. The trick, you see, is to get her to flip her lid. When the time comes that you know in your gut that divorce is inevitable, you go to war. The first step is to go full NSA and monitor all her signal communications: phone, text, email, social media, whatever... you hack the shit out of all of it. You're married so it's all legal because you jointly own everything. Then you look for subtle clues. For example, one guy I know found out she was going to have the locks changed by tapping the house land line. So what did he do? He called his own locksmith and had them changed before she could. He seized the initiative and had her served with divorce papers before she served him. These little maneuvers drove her batshit crazy, she acted out in front of witnesses, including cops, and he ended up with the kids. You see, even the "most rational seeming woman is only a few mood swings away" from
flipping her fucking lid and proving to the court that she is:
impulsive, lacks empathy, and cannot be trusted with the day-to-day care of children. The bolded text is a direct quote from my own custody order. My ex actually flipped her lid a few times during the course of my case. I only wrote about her greatest stunt in my blog article. I'm saving the bigger story for the screenplay. But the point is, it ain't that hard to wind her up and watch her go. Sure she's got aces to your 2's and 3's in the sense that the court system is biased, but you've still got her outmatched. Because you, as a man, have control over your own emotions, and if you play THAT CARD right you are, like Trump, unbeatable my friend.
Of course, all this is worst case scenario advice and is only meant to be a blueprint for war in the event that it's absolutely necessary. And for all the SJW's out there that might be reading this... it's obviously meant to be SATIRE. No actual lids were caused to be flipped during the writing of this post.