Ill be upfront about Oslo. The chicks are hot, feminine (best among the scandi countries) and more than eager to talk with you if you are a foreigner. The city itself is a cool combo of urban living and nature getaways. The only thing which in my opinion seriously impedes long term living in Oslo are the prices. It is extremely difficult to swallow the fact that the normal beer you had set you back by around 12 CHF. Living in a hostel in a dorm bed? Be prepared to cough up 50 Euros minimum. Hotels will be even more expensive. The food is good but again terribly expensive.
Ill break down the data sheet into 2 parts as per my usual style. Day game and Night game. Both have their plus points and as a discerning playboy you should find out as to which suits your style most.
Day Game:
I highly recommend day game in Oslo. Its odd that the norwegians are direct descendants of the vikings, because pretty much NO ONE does day game here. And when I mean no one, I literally mean that. However, I can sort of understand why day game is not done here. Norwegian girls are quite forward sexually and getting a hook up at night can be done with a little amount of effort. However thats mainly because most of the Norwegian guys are good looking. If you are average looking or short, then night game is well nigh difficult to execute here.
Therefore, if you are a average looking, (relatively short) guy, day game is the best bet to get laid.
One more point about day game. In Norway, go the direct day game route. The girls here get confused when you attempt to open them with an indirect opener and then ramble away for 5-10 minutes. I committed this mistake on atleast 7-8 occasions and the girls soon lost interest and went away. However when I began going direct, my success rate of closing (phone numbers/FB contacts) jumped up dramatically. After that I was always opening up women directly. Nothing overtly sexual, but just genuine compliments on their looks, dressing and walking style. The women respond very well to direct day game and love the fact that someone has the balls to come up to them in the middle of the street and compliment them.
An additional point to consider when opening directly over here is to talk slowly, calmly while maintaining rock solid body language. Don't talk too fast or too excitedly as that is considered to be socially inept nature and a sign of weakness in Norway. Norwegians are very direct while talking with you, usually to the point of being blunt. Quite a few girls outrightly told me that they were not interested because I was not their type and walked away. It does feel a bit weird at first but you soon get used to it.
Also, no cocky funny humor unless the girl is being an absolute bitch. Mild teasing goes a long long way over here.
Day game venues:
Karl Johann Gate: The main street in Oslo and bang opposite the central train station. You could day game here all day long and still be opening high quality sets. The street is busy at all times of the day, but the ideal time to day game here is from 4 pm to 6 pm when most girls stop by at the numerous shops for a quick shopping tour before going home. On a Friday, any time after 3 pm is good. Avoid this place in the evening as it becomes a haven for shady characters and clueless tourists. There are a number of English pubs (The scotsman, winstons) and cafes lining the street, and these are ideal locations for an insta date. There is also a park at the end of this street and this is usually filled with girls sunning themselves. The trouble is that getting the sun is as rare as the Vatican City winning the world cup. However the park is also normally host to a multitude of events, exhibitions and festivals so there are plenty of 'smart' chicks hanging around. The weekend I went, it was the Oslo book festival and the book tents were crowded at all times. There is a big shopping store called Vero Moda on this street and it is filled with hot ass, especially on weekends.
Hot Tip: Avoid Hard Rock cafe like the plague. This cafe is overrun by American tourists and it is positively the worst place to meet locals.
Akers Brygge: This is a huge shopping mall on the waterfront around 15 minutes walk from Karl Johan gate. The best thing about this shopping mall is that it is right next door to a street which has tonnes of restaurants, so people shop here and then hit the restaurants straight away. The mall itself is quite unremarkable in that it is not super big like some of the shopping malls you see in Dubai or even the US. However there is just so much hot ass walking around here that it is impossible to not find quality targets. There are also a couple of cafes here and they can be used for insta dates.
One more plus point about Akers Brygge is that it is literally bang opposite the disembarkation point for all the ferries leaving Oslo, so you will see many hot local chicks hanging around the area while waiting to catch their ferry to one of the islands which are near Oslo. Although I did not get much success, I can imagine that it is possible to chat up the girls, get the digits and then invite them for an evening out. Since most of the ferries stop running late night, I think its safe to say that if an island girl agrees to come out late evening, shes down for the bang.
Stranden: This is the restaurants street right next to Akers Brygge. Great spot to day game and the churn usually means that you can be talking to several high quality targets in a relatively short period of time. The area right next to TGI Fridays is perpetually crowded and you can hit on girls coming out of here all day long. Plus, Stranden is quite close to a nearby block of recently constructed apartments which are on the high end side. This means that there are quite a few 'rich' girls taking walks along this street or walking their dogs. Since most of the restaurants here are non smoking you will also have the smoking chicks come out for a quick smoke before going back inside. One of the best times to hit up Stranden is early evening (around 6pm - 7.30 pm) when there are tonnes of hot chicks walking into or waiting outside restaurants. The only drawback is that they are usually in groups and therefore having a wing is great.
Grunerlokka: This is the cool area of Oslo where all the local students hang out. It is around 10 minutes by tram from the Oslo central station and is quite similar to the Kazimierz area of Krakow. Best time to come here would be early in the evening when most of the locals stop by for a quick drink before heading home. This place is also good to frequent around lunch time because the prices here are relatively low and many students come here for a bite. The main street here is Thorvald Meyers Gate. Just dont expect tons of hot ass girls to be walking around and you will be good.
Cafe Sør: which is very near Youngstorget and the central station. Absolutely dope spot for insta date and coffee shop game. Add in the fact that it has great food and free wi-fi and this makes it even more of a magnet. The best thing about this place is that it is cosy and yet private. Therefore approaching someone feels very natural. There are some dark cosy spots which are ideal for escalating. Sor is a cafe during the day and more of a pub during the evening, but I really like the place..cool people, nice drinks, good ambiance.
Oslo University College/Royal Palace Park area: This is one of the colleges in Oslo and possibly the only one to be located bang in the city center. It is also adjacent to the royal palace park. As a result on a bright sunny day you will see many young hotties sunning themselves on the lush verdant greens. The weekend on which I went was quite warm during the day time and hence I saw quite a young good looking crowd here. Just keep in mind that this is different from Oslo University which is located a bit outside the city center.
Thats all about the various day game options in Oslo. In my opinion, day game is really the way to go about getting a lay in this city. However day game and more specifically street game has a very short lifespan in terms of actually being a viable option. I went to Oslo around 15th september and the temp was already hovering around 10 degrees. If you still want to go ahead and do street game, help yourself, but also get ready for your nuts to fall off in the freezing cold.
However for the 2-3 months when street game is still possible, it IS by far the best option in Oslo.
Next post will be on the night game spots and also why I dont think that Night game is the way to go in Oslo.
Ill break down the data sheet into 2 parts as per my usual style. Day game and Night game. Both have their plus points and as a discerning playboy you should find out as to which suits your style most.
Day Game:
I highly recommend day game in Oslo. Its odd that the norwegians are direct descendants of the vikings, because pretty much NO ONE does day game here. And when I mean no one, I literally mean that. However, I can sort of understand why day game is not done here. Norwegian girls are quite forward sexually and getting a hook up at night can be done with a little amount of effort. However thats mainly because most of the Norwegian guys are good looking. If you are average looking or short, then night game is well nigh difficult to execute here.
Therefore, if you are a average looking, (relatively short) guy, day game is the best bet to get laid.
One more point about day game. In Norway, go the direct day game route. The girls here get confused when you attempt to open them with an indirect opener and then ramble away for 5-10 minutes. I committed this mistake on atleast 7-8 occasions and the girls soon lost interest and went away. However when I began going direct, my success rate of closing (phone numbers/FB contacts) jumped up dramatically. After that I was always opening up women directly. Nothing overtly sexual, but just genuine compliments on their looks, dressing and walking style. The women respond very well to direct day game and love the fact that someone has the balls to come up to them in the middle of the street and compliment them.
An additional point to consider when opening directly over here is to talk slowly, calmly while maintaining rock solid body language. Don't talk too fast or too excitedly as that is considered to be socially inept nature and a sign of weakness in Norway. Norwegians are very direct while talking with you, usually to the point of being blunt. Quite a few girls outrightly told me that they were not interested because I was not their type and walked away. It does feel a bit weird at first but you soon get used to it.
Also, no cocky funny humor unless the girl is being an absolute bitch. Mild teasing goes a long long way over here.
Day game venues:
Karl Johann Gate: The main street in Oslo and bang opposite the central train station. You could day game here all day long and still be opening high quality sets. The street is busy at all times of the day, but the ideal time to day game here is from 4 pm to 6 pm when most girls stop by at the numerous shops for a quick shopping tour before going home. On a Friday, any time after 3 pm is good. Avoid this place in the evening as it becomes a haven for shady characters and clueless tourists. There are a number of English pubs (The scotsman, winstons) and cafes lining the street, and these are ideal locations for an insta date. There is also a park at the end of this street and this is usually filled with girls sunning themselves. The trouble is that getting the sun is as rare as the Vatican City winning the world cup. However the park is also normally host to a multitude of events, exhibitions and festivals so there are plenty of 'smart' chicks hanging around. The weekend I went, it was the Oslo book festival and the book tents were crowded at all times. There is a big shopping store called Vero Moda on this street and it is filled with hot ass, especially on weekends.
Hot Tip: Avoid Hard Rock cafe like the plague. This cafe is overrun by American tourists and it is positively the worst place to meet locals.
Akers Brygge: This is a huge shopping mall on the waterfront around 15 minutes walk from Karl Johan gate. The best thing about this shopping mall is that it is right next door to a street which has tonnes of restaurants, so people shop here and then hit the restaurants straight away. The mall itself is quite unremarkable in that it is not super big like some of the shopping malls you see in Dubai or even the US. However there is just so much hot ass walking around here that it is impossible to not find quality targets. There are also a couple of cafes here and they can be used for insta dates.
One more plus point about Akers Brygge is that it is literally bang opposite the disembarkation point for all the ferries leaving Oslo, so you will see many hot local chicks hanging around the area while waiting to catch their ferry to one of the islands which are near Oslo. Although I did not get much success, I can imagine that it is possible to chat up the girls, get the digits and then invite them for an evening out. Since most of the ferries stop running late night, I think its safe to say that if an island girl agrees to come out late evening, shes down for the bang.
Stranden: This is the restaurants street right next to Akers Brygge. Great spot to day game and the churn usually means that you can be talking to several high quality targets in a relatively short period of time. The area right next to TGI Fridays is perpetually crowded and you can hit on girls coming out of here all day long. Plus, Stranden is quite close to a nearby block of recently constructed apartments which are on the high end side. This means that there are quite a few 'rich' girls taking walks along this street or walking their dogs. Since most of the restaurants here are non smoking you will also have the smoking chicks come out for a quick smoke before going back inside. One of the best times to hit up Stranden is early evening (around 6pm - 7.30 pm) when there are tonnes of hot chicks walking into or waiting outside restaurants. The only drawback is that they are usually in groups and therefore having a wing is great.
Grunerlokka: This is the cool area of Oslo where all the local students hang out. It is around 10 minutes by tram from the Oslo central station and is quite similar to the Kazimierz area of Krakow. Best time to come here would be early in the evening when most of the locals stop by for a quick drink before heading home. This place is also good to frequent around lunch time because the prices here are relatively low and many students come here for a bite. The main street here is Thorvald Meyers Gate. Just dont expect tons of hot ass girls to be walking around and you will be good.
Cafe Sør: which is very near Youngstorget and the central station. Absolutely dope spot for insta date and coffee shop game. Add in the fact that it has great food and free wi-fi and this makes it even more of a magnet. The best thing about this place is that it is cosy and yet private. Therefore approaching someone feels very natural. There are some dark cosy spots which are ideal for escalating. Sor is a cafe during the day and more of a pub during the evening, but I really like the place..cool people, nice drinks, good ambiance.
Oslo University College/Royal Palace Park area: This is one of the colleges in Oslo and possibly the only one to be located bang in the city center. It is also adjacent to the royal palace park. As a result on a bright sunny day you will see many young hotties sunning themselves on the lush verdant greens. The weekend on which I went was quite warm during the day time and hence I saw quite a young good looking crowd here. Just keep in mind that this is different from Oslo University which is located a bit outside the city center.
Thats all about the various day game options in Oslo. In my opinion, day game is really the way to go about getting a lay in this city. However day game and more specifically street game has a very short lifespan in terms of actually being a viable option. I went to Oslo around 15th september and the temp was already hovering around 10 degrees. If you still want to go ahead and do street game, help yourself, but also get ready for your nuts to fall off in the freezing cold.
However for the 2-3 months when street game is still possible, it IS by far the best option in Oslo.
Next post will be on the night game spots and also why I dont think that Night game is the way to go in Oslo.
