[Dulceácido]

Gotta say, SamuelBRoberts is ruling the roost. Well done, Sir.

Mayhem didn't disappoint with his clever art work. "Come fuck meeeee!"

So many good posts....

[YoungBlade]

(04-07-2018 04:43 PM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

Probably has enough air miles on the dick train to run her own mile high club.

Employee of the month for the Mile High Club 12 years running.

[RatInTheWoods]

You've got a head like a dropped pie, and I've taken better looking shits.

Your video is a confession of exactly how shallow, vapid, brainless and pointless you are.

You are such a slut, your legs spread faster than a forest fire. If she was a restaurant she'd have a 2 lane drive through.

You needs a new career, something that doesn't involve landing on Pilots dicks 24/7.

She's been banged more times than the snooze button on monday morning.

I hope she fakes orgasims better than she fakes smiles.

When life gives you lemons, dye your hair with them, and put them down you bra and pretend they are tits.

You can't even fill a sports bra, and you don't meditate with a vibrating butt plug in.

[PapayaTapper]

"Hi my name is Courtney, I'm 30 yo, been a flight attendant for 7 years, have traveled all over the world and here's a 'Fun Fact':

If you laid all the penises that Ive had travel through my pussy hole in my life, end to end, you'd get a rainbow colored dick rope long enough to circle the globe twice"

If you rescue me from the fast approaching reality of my sexual obsolescence and impending consequences of a lifetime of poor decisions by marrying me while I still have a shred of looks then I promise to make you deeply and intensely regret it very soon "

[Kona]

"ladies and gentleman, before we begin our descent, the flight attendant will be coming around to give you the clap."

Aloha!

[SamuelBRoberts]

(04-07-2018 07:16 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  

When life gives you lemons, dye your hair with them, and put them down you bra and pretend they are tits.

(04-07-2018 08:02 PM)Kona Wrote:  

"ladies and gentleman, before we begin our descent, the flight attendant will be coming around to give you the clap."

(04-07-2018 07:23 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

If you laid all the penises that Ive had travel through my pussy hole in my life, end to end, you'd get a rainbow colored dick rope long enough to circle the globe twice

[Cobra]

I'm just sad I wasn't mentioned in the OP.

"Hi I'm Courtney. My pussy and other holes have been utterly destroyed by a million cocks. So please take my hamster who just keeps getting bigger and slower the whole time. He needs more attention whoring."

[Delta]

She's not 30 years old. The 30 at the end of the title denotes a 30 second clip (as opposed to 15 seconds).

Case in point- does this woman look 30?

[Dulceácido]

(04-07-2018 09:09 PM)Cobra Wrote:  

I'm just sad I wasn't mentioned in the OP.

"Hi I'm Courtney. My pussy and other holes have been utterly destroyed by a million cocks. So please take my hamster who just keeps getting bigger and slower the whole time. He needs more attention whoring."

Sorry Cobra... My bad.

[Dulceácido]

(04-07-2018 09:21 PM)Delta Wrote:  

She's not 30 years old. The 30 at the end of the title denotes a 30 second clip (as opposed to 15 seconds).

Case in point- does this woman look 30?

She looks 50, at least....

[Bienvenuto]

Karen.. Like the way it's 30 seconds of picture stills and very little footage of talking to the camera.

When her gaze is on the camera for more than 0.95 seconds the confusion, the sheer misery and despair begin to take over.

"Share an adventure.. Every single day.. **In one way or another***"

*"Karen's representatives wish to remind customers that the term "Adventure" is employed in a very general sense here."

[SamuelBRoberts]

What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?

[PapayaTapper]

(04-07-2018 10:07 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?

yes

[Atlanta Man]

(04-07-2018 09:21 PM)Delta Wrote:  

She's not 30 years old. The 30 at the end of the title denotes a 30 second clip (as opposed to 15 seconds).

Case in point- does this woman look 30?

She has a travel" bucket list", that bitch better hurry she does not have long left!

[Atlanta Man]

(04-07-2018 10:07 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?

Travel, and cats (dogs are also acceptable for women under 45).

[Psygnosis89]

"I like nice guys." *looks to side, touches nose* heh

[Kona]

(04-07-2018 10:07 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?

The bulk of the bitches that I've banged over the last few years have "traveler" or similar on one of their social medias.

This means one of two things:

1) Once a year they go to the nearest lake. Or in my case they go to an outer islands, pay the extra $141 for first class. The type "boss bitch" because they were a baller for the 31 minute flight.

2) They have a sugar daddy of sorts that takes them on trips. Even with employee discounts it is impossible for a girl like Courtney to afford the type of travel shown in her pictures. Keep in mind she makes $17.42 an hour and the union takes their cut.

Aloha!

[Mess O.]

One of the best threads ever. Close runner up to Sam Roberts is PapayaTapper.

[Delta]

(04-07-2018 10:25 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

(04-07-2018 10:07 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?

Travel, and cats (dogs are also acceptable for women under 45).

Unless you've done a lot of online you have no idea just how deep the dog obsession runs. Owning a dog is one thing, but you know things are bad when every other girl's online dating profile talks about how much she loves her dog (usually accompanied by a photo of her kissing it).

Most millennial girls would be appalled if you told them that they need to raise children to be fulfilled, yet here they are treating dogs like children once they hit their mid-20's single and childless. It is a weird time we live in. Women have become victims of their own movement.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(04-07-2018 10:34 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(04-07-2018 10:07 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?

The bulk of the bitches that I've banged over the last few years have "traveler" or similar on one of their social medias.

This means one of two things:

1) Once a year they go to the nearest lake. Or in my case they go to an outer islands, pay the extra $141 for first class. The type "boss bitch" because they were a baller for the 31 minute flight.

2) They have a sugar daddy of sorts that takes them on trips. Even with employee discounts it is impossible for a girl like Courtney to afford the type of travel shown in her pictures. Keep in mind she makes $17.42 an hour and the union takes their cut.

Aloha!

3) Occasionally it's a woman with a low-tier corporate job who thinks that she has a career making 50.000$/year. Since she does not have children and men pay for dates, then there is plenty of disposable income that she invests in "travel" as her only refuge.

Especially those that are over 40 and grow fat later frequent locations where the local impoverished or pussy-starved men still want to fuck her while actually hating the experience - North Africa, Caribbean, parts of SEA.

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And that other bitch is not 30. She cannot even move her eyebrows anymore. Some of the travel pictures she shared made her look older than in the botoxed vid. She has been 30 for 10 years now at least.

Though I will say this - the crossed-paths feature of match.com is actually useful. But it will only be useful for men with Game who approach the girl that was coincidentally on match.com while also being interesting enough for the man. The Gameless Blue Pill guys will be left stranded anyway.

[Bluey]

This girl sounds like she should take an entry in Vile sluts that accept more dick than a urinal

[Simeon_Strangelight]

The worst part is that this vid is not ironic.

Grannies can still whore it up!

[Mr. D]

(04-07-2018 02:41 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(04-07-2018 02:38 PM)godfather dust Wrote:  

(04-07-2018 12:28 PM)realologist Wrote:  

I'm being honest here. I would still tear her up. She probably knows how to suck a mean dick and might even make reverse cowgirl enjoyable.

I'm half with you. WNB WFF (would face fuck)

Yeah - it's not a matter who would bang. She is bangable still.

But who here would wife her up?

Not I, rabbi. But I’d certainly want her on her knees.

[Captainstabbin]

I looked through several of these Match videos and they're all the same - "Look how bubbly and spontaneous I am! OMG, my life is so crazy and exciting! I LOVE to travel. I like nice guys!!!1!!!One!!Eleventy!!!"

Not once did I see anything that would interest me in anything other than a bang. Zelcorpion's grandma vid looks like a lunatic.

[Paracelsus]

(04-07-2018 10:07 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

What the fuck is with these chicks and "travel"? Is this just how they fill their lives when they can't fill them with children?

It's less about filling and more about running. The key insight they never get being that no matter where you run to get away from the biological clock and/or your poor choices, the person responsible for those things is always right there.

Seneca Wrote:

Do you suppose that you alone have had this experience? Are you surprised, as if it were a novelty, that after such long travel and so many changes of scene you have not been able to shake off the gloom and heaviness of your mind? You need a change of soul rather than a change of climate.[1] Though you may cross vast spaces of sea, and though, as our Vergil[2] remarks,

Lands and cities are left astern,

your faults will follow you whithersoever you travel.

2. Socrates made the same remark to one who complained; he said: "Why do you wonder that globe-trotting does not help you, seeing that you always take yourself with you? The reason which set you wandering is ever at your heels." What pleasure is there in seeing new lands? Or in surveying cities and spots of interest? All your bustle is useless. Do you ask why such flight does not help you? It is because you flee along with yourself. You must lay aside the burdens of the mind; until you do this, no place will satisfy you.

3. Reflect that your present behaviour is like that of the prophetess whom Vergil describes:[3] she is excited and goaded into fury, and contains within herself much inspiration that is not her own:

The priestess raves, if haply she may shake
The great god from her heart.

You wander hither and yon, to rid yourself of the burden that rests upon you, though it becomes more troublesome by reason of your very restlessness, just as in a ship the cargo when stationary makes no trouble, but when it shifts to this side or that, it causes the vessel to heel more quickly in the direction where it has settled. Anything you do tells against you, and you hurt yourself by your very unrest; for you are shaking up a sick man.

4. That trouble once removed, all change of scene will become pleasant; though you may be driven to the uttermost ends of the earth, in whatever corner of a savage land you may find yourself, that place, however forbidding, will be to you a hospitable abode. The person you are matters more than the place to which you go; for that reason we should not make the mind a bondsman to any one place. Live in this belief: "I am not born for any one corner of the universe; this whole world is my country."

5. If you saw this fact clearly, you would not be surprised at getting no benefit from the fresh scenes to which you roam each time through weariness of the old scenes. For the first would have pleased you in each case, had you believed it wholly yours.[4] As it is, however, you are not journeying; you are drifting and being driven, only exchanging one place for another, although that which you seek, – to live well, – is found everywhere.

Seneca was the second great philosopher of heuristics, after Thales of Miletus. He was from Greece, they obviously had island-hopping bitches even back then.